Can someone help me learn some new black slang? Everyone says

>>297782
ooga booga bix nood means "where are the white women at?"

>>297784
Epic jaja

yeet

fug my biddy - I love Biggies's music, may he rest in peace

that shit was jumanji unchained - That was a racist remark in the context of saying all Africans are jungle dwellers

whomaiaxe - A play on "whom might I ask" used as "Yo my nigga there's this fine ass bitch on 4th Street." "Oh real deal chicken meal? Whomaiaxe?"

real deal chicken meal? - Are you being serious?

fuck my space jam tiddys - similar to "are you shitting me?"

tums in my tum tum - sometimes followed by a nice "byotch", this is often used to describe a serve sudden case of GERD and the need for Tums antacids

can he do? - Asked in regards to whether or not a homie can do simple adult tasks like driving or taxes

skiddkidd - Someone who smells of feces

Let's go ahead and put this all together into a normal black conversation:

Black man #1 "Yeet my nigga Jerome's a skiddkidd, like can he do?"
Black man #2 "Real deal chicken meal? Whomaiaxe for some tums in my tum tum, fuck my space jam tiddys"
White man #1, possibly southern "Y'all just go on back to the jungles you filthy monkeys!"
Black man #2 "Damn, that shit was jumanji unchained! Biggie didn't die for this, fug my biddy"

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