Funpost ITT pls

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>>297510
make me

It's not hard faggots

>>297525
kinda degenerate senpai

>>297510
>Funpost
I don't know what that means.

Pretend I'm not a retarded 4chins basement-dweller. Pretend I only visit /wsr/ on this site and am consequently unaware of the various retarded phrases coined and used more broadly on 4chins.

What do you want?

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I usually don't bother with post captions, but these two of /k/ were kinda funny.

cont.

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sure why not

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>>298128
>/k/
>not degenerate bestiality posts
For what purpose?

>>298270
Crikey, that's gold.

>>298081
>Pretend I only visit /wsr/ on this site
Not OP but do you actually do this? What drew you here and how come you stay?
Not that I'm judging, appreciate the work of all /wsr/ lads, just curious

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never fails to make me chuckle

>>299186
Not this anon, but I am also like this and only visit /wsr/. I used to visit /b/ like once per week, but I can't handle it anymore. But I do enjoy seeing what other people want and giving or denying them these things. Also, doing ps-requests is fun and keeps my skills from getting rusty. It makes me feel like a good/productive individual while enjoying myself.
And it makes me feel like I've earned the right to ask here whenever I need help, even if I know that's not how life works.

>>299226
None of the other boards here interest you though? What made you find /wsr/ in the end?

>>299240
I like anime, but /a/ sucks the fun out of anime; I enjoy anime more since I stopped hearing other peoples opinions about it, a few words in rec threads aside. I like games but reading /v/ makes me dislike games I might otherwise like. I like shows, but discussing them on /tv/ feels like analyzing a book for school vs reading it for leasure.
I guess I generally dislike discussion about my interests lel.
It's like this for me on most boards, while /wsr/ is kinda like a sfw random board. Any kind of safe content might pop up or get requested, so it doesn't get boring. And it usually happens without disecting it in long troll contests.

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The 90s kids will understand this.

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>>297510
here you go

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>>299245
/qa/ was pretty fun when it was only /jp/ style shitposting. Too bad it's dead now.

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>2020
>beta virgins have taken over
>a Betaucracy has been established, "all betas shall have gfs, all girls must submit to betas and give them sex, alphas must stay virgins"
>"punishment for having sex with an alpha is cementation of vagina and decapitation of penis"
>"all women must consent to sex with a beta by age 8"
>be 18 still a virgin
>refused to be with those beta scum
>meet up with Chad at night to avoid V.I.R.G.O. "Virgin International Raping Girls Organization"
>he gives me a weak smile, but I nod knowing what I'm getting into
>that night we lose our virginities through hot, steamy, passionate love
>I cry a little wishing it could last forever
>Chad smokes a cig in relief
>he wraps his arms around me and whispers "it's gonna be okay"
>all of a sudden we hear the sounds of unsheathing
>"o-oh god no, C-chad they're here" I whimper
>Chad goes to the side whips out his semi
>"not on my wa-" he sputters as blood starts pouring out of his mouth
>"CHAAAAAAAD!!!" I start screaming and crying as Betas descend from the shadows
>I get grabbed by two and ripped away, still nude
>before I leave the room I watch as they decapitate Chad and jack off on his corpse, shrieking
>I'm dragged through the streets while V.I.R.G.O. members tip their fedoras to my shapely form and god-tier tits
>they bring me into the "cementer" room and hang me with chains flipped over, legs spread apart, head to the floor
>I cry as I already know my fate
>a beta looks at me but averts his gaze from my eyes
>"YOU DISGUSTING FREAK WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF HUH? YOU KNOW THAT NO WOMEN WILL EVER LOVE YOU WITHOUT THESE STUPID FUCKING RULES!"
>he breaks down and shoots himself in the head because he knows it's true
>the beta flock over to their fallen brethren, seething with pepe anger
>at least I took one of these fuckers down with me
>they start the cementer, a microdick shaped machine descends
>it penetrates me to fill my womanhood with cement
>I have my last orgasm while thinking of Chad

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>>297510
how does one properly funpost?

>>299186
>>299226
I'm >>298081 and not that you asked for the life story, but anyways, mine goes like this:
>Never visit 4chan before about six months ago
>Hear about it in relation to SA which I also never really frequented, only heard about SA due to SA goons raiding my home forum back in the day (~2000).
>Get super bored about six months ago, come here
>Start lurking /b/ then /soc/ then /pol/
>Come here and help with some PS jobs; like other anon, feelsgud and keeps my laughable 'skills' from getting worse.
>Visit /adv/ now and then to provide advice for anything that's not relationshit
>Mostly just help on /wsr/ though

I'm still not sure if I greentext properly, and only learned what 't.' means a week or so ago. This is, however, not my first rodeo.

>>299289
That motherfucker.

>>299289
STOP

>>299580
hammer time

>>299245
>>299523
Interesting honestly. I never really considered it like this. You went through /b/, /soc/ and /pol/ in 6 months and got bored?

Did you guys just find /wsr/ while looking through the board index and then just not care at all for the rest of the boards?
I suppose it's the initial journey here that made it happen. Sometimes I wonder how others find this board. I see so many people make requests that seem like they've never even posted on 4chan before, others who seem like they're barely familiar with the Internet. How, of all the places out there would they find /wsr/?
I even tried Googling "requests" or "make requests online" to see if one of the top results was leading them here but no dice.
I figured the regulars and request takers where general chan lurkers though

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>>299789
Yeah I guess I found wsr through the index. One thing that helped was my 1600x900 laptop resolution which moved the entry for /wsr/ directly below /b/, see pic related. I tried it out. I had fun. I stayed. In essence, /wsr/ is something that doesn't really exist anywhere else, while I found alternatives to the other boards more worthwhile. If I want to laugh at crude humor (while looking at naked females) I use 4fuckr or krautchan, if I want to have serious discussions I use established tech forums like OCN or Xtremesystems.

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>>299363
Jesus.

>>299789
My interest in /b/ (first port of call, having seen references to /b/tards somewhere) lasted about a day, basically only until I learned what it was.

I then checked out the directory and tried /soc/ which held my attention for probably a week or three (still very unsure about some things there, eg what is a CD?).

Then /pol/ which is overwhelming, moving too fast for me to keep up so I just stop in there for an hour or so, every few days to see what's trending.

I then found /wsr/ via the directory; having used PS since version 3 (pre-layers) I enjoy doing what are quick, easy jobs to help folks out. I'm better off here than fapping or wasting time in other counterproductive ways.

Sorry for blogging.

>>299902
>Sorry for blogging.
Not sure why you're doing this fampai, I'm asking you this stuff, it's not blogging and
>>299802
I Appreciate the responses. Back to funposts?

>>297510
[eqn] x [/eqn]

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Guys I'm gonna leave my chocolate milk here, make sure nothing happens to it

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>>299923
You don't mind if I have some, right anon?
....
I'll just help myself...

>>299913
Seems wrong to write at such length on here. Also, maybe some self-consciousness. Eh.

>Back to the funposts?
Yes please. The catfucker one was great.

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>>299952

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>>299944
>some self-consciousness
See a few people like this weirdly. Seen a content creator thread literally made for posting things you're working on where someone felt too conscious it'd feel like promoting his own stuff

Pic sort of relevant since I see people posting caps

>>299952
I love how half the people in the room are looking at the camera.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaYV6K0-E8l4XACuel_kNtw

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>>299944
>>298128
>>298129
>>298270
Don't forget never to eat anything /k/ provides unless it's seal-wrapped, and maybe not even then.

>>299902
CD is crossdresser, famalam

>>299923
>>299938

I think I remember this one.

>>300072

Huh.. simple as that.

>fedora

>>299988
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaYV6K0-E8l4XACuel_kNtw
Oh wow

Is there an end to this story?

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fun

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gas

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I-is this fun

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>>300893
n-no
t-that got me quite bored

>>299363
that wasn't fun...

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I'm looking for an image macro or the source of it, it's some kind of old TV host with some text with orange background stretched out on the bottom of the image, such as 'embarassing' or 'upset' or stuff like that.