I am looking of new ways of saying some one is stupid for example from the color of magic by Terry pratchet
"You little (such a one who, while wearing a copper nose ring, stands in a footbath atop Mount
Raruaruaha during a heavy thunderstorm and shouts that Alohura, Goddess of Lightning, has the facial
features of a diseased uloruaha root!)"
or
He attempts to fornicate with porcupines
Why? They won't understand. Because they're stupid.
You, sir, are not the sharpest tool in the shed.
You are depriving a village of an idiot.
and there's always Shakespeare:
You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!
Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years!
You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
aand my favorite: "You're not as stupid as you look, are you?"
Try actually being funny and coming up with something witty and relevant on the spot. You just look like a loser sitting around with a bunch of shitty one liners spewing out of your mouth.
youre about as sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball.
I enjoy the insult,
"Mental Midget"
Contains a rarely derogatory everyone knows, has consonance, actually makes sense because their mental faculties are dwarfed, and is very original.
>>284762
>very original
He says, using an insult wielded by thousands upon thousands before him.
>>284755
"that boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet leather."
dumb fucker
brainlet
stupid ass motherfucker
spergie
autist
lackwit
obtuse
slow-witted
vacuum skull
brainless
zombie
slow witted
>>284508
You retard. You're on the internet. Search for your own shit.
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/stupid?s=t
>>285175
>anon goes on request board, complains about requests
>>285191
Ask a stupid question
>>284508
Bright as a doorknob
Aw. I love The Color of Magic. Steal some of these from Shakespeare.
Just be overly deadpan and sarcastic
In response to said retard fucking up:
"Genius"
"Good Job"
In response to them saying something stupid:
"That's that stupidest thing i've heard in like the past 3 months"
Or a simple "wow." would suffice.
>>285242
why, thank you!