Can anyone learn me how to hack?

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>>279525
>>279526
Found some while waiting.
1) Find your pal's computer name
2) type shutdown -i in cmd
3) add his computer and shut it down with your custom message

>>279536
That's not really hacking, this requires physical access to his machine, you have to type it in notepad, save it as .bat file and add to autostart.

>>279541
Don't think so, it seems to be remote as long as the computer is on the same network. I don't know thought, might not be...

Know anything that doesn't require me to use his computer?

>>279543
...and you have an account on his PC with the appropriate privilege.

Not really a common threat model.

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>>279525
Here's some pasta from /g/