How do I put on 250 pounds in half a year? I want to know what

Please help

>>274855
not a request
>>>/fit/ >>>/adv/

>>274865
Thank you

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eat a lot of food and don't exercise at all. focus on foods that are high in sugar and low in fiber and protein. full-sugar sodas would be good.

in addition to the weight, you'll also get a lot of other health problems.

>>274846

If your metabolism isn't made for it it simply won't work. You'll get sick to your stomach, your liver will get problems, your kidneys will fail- but you still won't get fat.

>>274881
This is "muh genetikz" nonsense. OP will get fat. Calories in, calories out.

>>274846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1m-AEWMRVo

>>274846
You just really encouraged me to exercise and eat better, OP. I don't want to let my weight get out of control. Good luck to you, even though a goal of 250 pounds in 6 months is unrealistic, just try your best to be healthy.

>>274888
I migh have overcalculated that.
Figured that if 500g of peanut butter is 3000cal then 2kgs a day would ammount to 12000 and I would only need a thousand a day as a couch potato and the other would become fat (Read somewhere that 3000cal over the daily need =1 pound)
Still,I need to get fat for the bet

>>274900

It's impossible to build fat this fast except with malfunction of minerals and ions leading to water in your body tissue.
Even the as wide as high 3 seats needing American spheres you see on TV got those massive bodies over years.
Enjoy your massive fatty feces proteinuria