Looking for a specific copypasta

>>252446
And by copypasta I meant greentext

>>252446
I remember this.

>>252451
Can you remember what board it was on? I mostly go on /g/ and occasionally r9k so I assume it was posted on one of those but I can't find anything in the archives.

I've been searching for over half an hour now and still nothing. "just be urself bro" is the only part I can remember exactly but if it was posted as a cap to another site they're not going to put the "punchline" in the title.

>>252457
Go on the /g/ archive

>>252451
>>252602
Finally found it, someone posted it to /r9k/ 2 days ago.

>Wake up to Normalization Alert Warning
>Informs me that I have spent too much time in solitude as I haven't socialized in over 5 hours
>Quickly grab my standard issue Iphonodroid and tweet some meaningless babble about my life
>I'm too late, Normalpatrol bursts through my glass door with a keg of Coors and a Family Guy DVD
>Handcuffed and pushed against the floor as they go through my stuff
>They check my computer and find out that I haven't updated the 5 required social networking sites
>They find out I haven't liked a facebook comment in over 20 hours
>They check my room and discover 3 non-FPS console games in my possession
>After finding enough evidence they dress me up in some artificially torn jeans and a Hollister shirt and take me to the station
>Ask where my gf is
>Break down in tears and tell them that I haven't been able to get a gf and have been lying on my Normalization checklist
>They perform the exceedingly painful virginity test and find out I still haven't gotten laid even though the cutoff to avoid getting put on the watch list is 16
>Tell me if I don't learn to conform then they'll have to put me down
>Ask them if there is anything I can do to spare my life
>Normalfag patrol man shrugs his shoulders and says "just b urself dude"