2016 has been the year of Kek. Where can I buy a kek statue similar

Carve one from wood or marble, then melt green crayons onto it. Golden sticker paper can make the hieroglyphics.

>>238571
you can pay someone at >>>/3/ a few bucks to model one and then ask on a 3d printing business depending of the size and materials it could cost you a few hundreds bucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4blAdS6r3Q

amazon.com/dp/B01MDSA8C1

If you really want the one you have in your image, then the one I linked is the one you'd want. It's solid and it's made from bonded stone. There's one that some other guy made but it looks tacky as heck with the gold splotches and shine that you can order from Amazon too. There's also the museum that sells them in the first place, but you'd actually have to go there to get it.

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get a real toad, paint it

no, don't do that.

some gardening supply places sell resin statues of gnomes and such. sometimes they sell toads.

google image search Eisenkröte

>>238753
Happen to know what museum would have them? I know one by Chicago had an Egyptian exhibit a few months ago.