Voice Recording for Filth Frank Rant Video

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Upload yourself reading this script for use in a video:
A warm welcome to my brand-new YouTube channel. This inaugural video is sure to be a historical milestone; one that will be revered in many years to come. Surely it will be do, much in part, to my unfettered intellect, academic prowess and bodacious hot “bod.” Anyhow, this is my official declaration of war against fellow YouTuber: “Filthy Frank”, otherwise known as "TVFilthyFrank" (an odd choice of name since he has yet to appear on television). Perhaps you’re familiar with the pathetic likes of him? He's quite revered among millennials. Now before you get your tassels in a tizzy, keep in mind that this man’s antics include a sickeningly morbid video featuring the consumption and eventual ingestion of a diabolical mixture concocted from the regurgitated urine samples, pubic hairs, excrement and various other forms of bodily waste, fluids and trimmings of other YouTubers. I am, of course, referring to the infamous “Human Cake” video. It is quite disheartening to see that such detestable material has absconded from the licit righteousness of the esteemed YouTube content censorship process. All things considered, I am ever so confident in saying that any stance that TVFilthyFrank could possibly take against me would assuredly be negated by my superior intelligence as well as his vile, contemptible behavior seen in all of his videos. To put it in simple terms that good ol' "Joji" would understand: "fight me IRL bitch!"