I forgot to take the trash out for trash collection.
Fuck.
And I HAVE to get rid of it. What do I do to remedy this situation?
Just take it over to >>>/trash/
>>182377
lol nice 1
>>182369
Burn it or just wait for next week. Accidents happen. Your backyard may be smelly tho
>>182369
Is there a recycling center in your area? If there is, bring it there. If you don't know, try looking up "[town name] recycling center" to see if there is one. If not, perhaps you can throw it in a public dumpster subtly.
Put it in your car, find a near-by dumpster, now it's their problem.
>>182369
Divide it into parts, get it into car and throw it away in parts to public bins all around the town. It always work.
If your city is anything like mine, you can contact whoever collects your trash and ask for them to come back.