Tell me how to get a girlfriend, /wsr/

Some hair implants would be nice

don't wear music shirts to start

get a six-figure job

just be yourself

Square your shoulders, up and back
Hold your head higher
Feet should width apart
Don't be you, be the aspect of confidence in yourself

>>16832
Are you serious or is this arcanine shitposting?

If you're serious, you're doing it wrong by making it your goal to get a girlfriend. Your focus should be improving yourself, until it becomes natural for someone to like you like that.

>>17032
Yes, be yourself as opposed to pretending to be something you're not, but you have to make yourself somebody worth being.

Achieve your final golden form, frieza

>>17100
kek

>>17046
>If you're serious, you're doing it wrong by making it your goal to get a girlfriend. Your focus should be improving yourself, until it becomes natural for someone to like you like that.
That's actual advice OP. Take it

>>17044
Its sound like lord voldemort