How can i get banned /wsr/ I lost all my cp soooo.

>>164862
I think there´s this phrase that you could type in the name or options field that automatically bans you for a month. I forgot what it was though.

>>164862
cp=?

>>164885
Cheese Pizza

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>>164862
Welcome to 4chan

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edit your hosts file to block 4chan

>>164862
post porn on sfw boards
copypasta and shitposting
there are a lot of ways dude
really easy to off topic on boards as well

>>164862
Spam links for some website. Trolling and shitposting will get you a 2 day ban or so at most, acting like a shill will get you a perma

Say that you're under 18.

Post pony
Pretty easy way to get a day ban

>>165344
This. 90 day ban.

>>165344
and alot of boards will give you a nice and juicy public ban for it