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Looking for a specific webm, or one that need's to be created.
Basically it's the scene from the movie spy hard where Leslie Nielsen tells some girl exactly what kind of girl she is, or something along those lines.
The exact quote is "You carry a UB-21 Schnauzer with a Gnab silencer. That's KGB. You prefer an H&K over an A.K. Your surveillance technique is NSA. Your ID is CIA. You received your Ph.D. at NYU. Traded in your GTO for a BMV. You listen to CDs by R.E.M. and STP. And you'd like to see J.F.K. in his BVDs, getting down with O.P.P. And you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside. "