/animals/

>>992754

god damn i fucking hate cats so much

i would love to beat that little piece of shit senseless with a rolling pin.

>>992762

You're an asshole like the person in the video
He was deliberately annoying the cat to provoke it.

>>992762
Fuck you faggot, he was pissing the cat off and trying to make it mad. Fucking normies never understanding how cats feel, just 'lol it's funny when i maek it mad XDD'. If the cat doesn't want to be touched all over, then leave it the fuck alone.

I hate going to some of my relatives' homes and they just fuck with their cat.

Eat shit and puke.

By the way, dog owners tend to have lower IQ's then cat owners. This is due to dog owners being huge faggots

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>>992758

>>992790
>
k

>>992791
>areyoufeelingitnowmrkrabs.webm

>>992779
probably how i'd respond if someone smashed my house too

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>>992762
butthurt dog detected

>>992743
Everyone loves animals. But not /b/. They hate everyone and everything.

>>992743
This webm legitimately makes my eyes water
[spoiler]I miss you pupper ; _ ;[/spoiler]

>>992790
everyone knows that people that are owned by cats, are worthless pussy faggots, that get picked on, bullied, are just huge cowards in general, that why they choose to let a useless 20lb bitch own their ass, fuckin pussy faggots. Well peace out, 'm gonna go take my dog on hike and pick up some bitches, he deserves it, fucked some nigger up that jumped into the wrong yard.

>>993268
fuck fail spoiler

>>993239
toxoplamsmosis victim detected

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dogs are shit
horse masterrace

>>992758
just give the crab your money dude it's not worth getting stabbed over.

>>992749
Why are these asshats filming this

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This one needs Evanescence over it. If anyone's feeling up to it.

>>993327
>Sounds like leg day at the gym

>>992810
you wanna live in a cage?

>>993381
nigga thats 10/10 gold

>>992781
>>992790
fuck their pussy owners that let them roam around outside.

Strays get sprayed nigga

>with a .22

>>993517
that's fucked up

>>993334
i literally cried from laughing too hard.

>>993259
they love trannies tho

>>992762
The cat was probs abused.

>>993381
>American rescues Syrian refugees from ISIS

>>993605
what the fuck is wrong with this cat

>>993308

Because several reasons.

1. That goose considers that item his, and if you know anything about geese if you see one hanging out by an item you leave it the fuck alone, thus they knew as soon as someone showed interest in that item they would get their shit stomped
2.It's hilarious
3.Fuck geese
4.Fuck that guy

>>993259
/b/ has always loved cats. They've even tracked down a few guys who put up videos of themselves abusing cats.

>>993731

Death threats ahoy. Unlock modern feminists I bet the /b/ at the time met it.

>>993434
do you think he understands the concept of being prisoned? he lives a nice life so he probably doesnt give a shit about going into the cage, I think it's obvious he's reacting negatively to the "fucking wrecking" of the cage.

>>993088
is this real?

>>993098
one the best

>>992790
You butthurt faggot? Where did you get your shitty statistics? Buzzfeed? Get the fuck back to facebook fucking cunt.

>>993327
>can you hear me now.webm

>>992807
lmao

>>993587
at least 1 piglet crushed to the left

>>993746
>>993434
>>992810
The guy rescues birds from terrible homes, and he's crushing the cage to deliver a message to the people watching the video. The bird is probably angry, but he can roam around in a huge room for the rest of his life now, so its life is a thousand times better.

>>993255
Murderer!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

>>993259
forgetting caturday threads? and the doxing of fags who put of videos of abusing animals in general

/b/ is a mix of both animal haters and lovers. but they each have their own threads

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>>993713

>>992791
Like a wonderful, organic, bubble-wrap.

>>993279
Wanna throw the little cunt in a bag and lob him over a bridge.

>>993555
As soon as it starts actually talking it sounds so desperate as to be pitiable.

Beg on pupper...

>>993605
Squirrels do the same thing here in UK

>>993318
2deep4me

>>993876
oh god

>>993876
lastofus.webm

>>992764
Where's this music from?

>>993260
neat

>>993880
fookin adorable

>>993880
>r9k junior.webm

>>992790
>I hate going to some of my relatives' homes and they just fuck with their cat.

>>992791
where is this?

>>993320
this is incredible, does anyone know the source of this documentary?

>>993349

>Olimar_recalls_Pikmen.webm

>>993320

The morale of the story is less that predators are necessary for the biological diversity of an area, and more that deer are a plague.

>>994386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysa5OBhXz-Q

>>994291
christmas island

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>>993767
Oh great, now I have something else to have nightmares about. Thank you so much.

>>994425
Thank you!

>>993587
Trouble with a cage like this is that it needs to be checked immediately, within 5-10 minutes of being sprung. Hogs are excellent burrowers, and they'll just go right underneath it. Unless someone had the presence of mind to make part of the trap a metal plate at the bottom.

>>993255

>like people, some animals are just jerks

>>993876
I win! I'm no snail!

>>993682
>normies_talking_about_/r9k/.webm

>>992790
Well normally i think both cats and dogs are about equally as cute, but I do like dogs better because they actually give a shit about humans. your cats would eat you without hesitation if the opportunity presented itself

>>993295
horse masterrace haahahahahahahaahahahah

>>993341
What a fucking asshole.

>>992779
fucking kek

>>993381
can someone tell me what music is in this one?

>>994985
Some donkey kong theme, dunno which one

>>993322

holy christ Im dead

>>992758
bout fuckin shit myself when the music started

>>994998
https://youtu.be/uPTm-8YqJfw?t=56
thank you

>>993817
america the dog

>>993817
dog.exe stopped working correctly

>>992790
>He dindu nuffin he a good cayt
faggot

>>993880
Gosh darn normies please leave, ree

>>994440
That's a shiba inu.

>>992758
crab battle

>>993578
That bird is like a drunk aunt.

>>994453
>Animals
>Posts Insects
You had one fucking job and you're now fired.

>>992779
FUCK ME. I'M DYING.

It's like an R Rated Doctor Doolittle.

>>993318
Sounds like a diagnosis for transsexuals.

>>992779
is... is it saying fucking nigger?

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>>993318
God speed little guy. The Mountains called him home.

This is for him wherever he may be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0

>>993322
LOL

Nature at its best. Commentary killed me.

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>>992758

>>994425
White Wolves <3

Here's the wolf man. He raises wolves,lives like them and has even fought them. I've visited it. Amazing sight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4vFBXOoHs0

>>995607
I thought the same. Sounds kinda Irish aswell. Hilarious.

>>995612
Mad skills. Awesome,

>>993088
what is this song?

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>>995290
This is completely and utterly stupid, I love it.

>>992762
I don't like cats much either, but the one my gf got is the most bro tier cat ever

It fights with me like a dog but never bites hard

>>993749
yes
incredibly smart animals

>>994414
BUT DONT HUNT THE WOLVES THATS MURDER

>>993555
food is the greatest motivator

>>993605
kind of reminds of some sound effects in raganrok online

>>993293
talk about fuck and chuck

>>995624
that's actually pretty funny

>>993605
Poor little guy, shouldn't bully animals

anyone got that gif of these cats walking in the snow and one is following pretty far behind then walks up to a this bloke who points where the rest went and then went off where he pointed?

>>994473
Looks like the trap is probably manually set off anyway. It doesn't look like there's a trigger inside anywhere.

>>997555
>slowly approaching with a camera
>it has all the open ground it needs to just run away
>but it's too stupid to run away
>somehow in your mind it's being bullied

>>997585
>African IT guy

>>992790
someone got out of reddit

>>993250
its a hamster

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>>997601
>turn your back on a possible predator 100 times your size

Sure, that makes sense

>>993088
this video killed my dog

>>997626
oh well still better than hydroid.

>>997652
I love how oblivious the dog is

>>995636
my neighbor totoro theme

>>997658
is this real?

>>994414
>deer are a plague
any animal would multiply endlessly without a natural predator dude..just look at us. We are THE plague

>>995612

I can't be the only person that thinks this looks fake as fuck.

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>>993517
Is that the mutant dog from Dr. Bloodmoney?

>>997591
needs the top gun theme

>>997666
>they_call_me_cuban_pete.webm

>>997695
B A L L S O F S T E E L
A
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O
F

S
T
E
E
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>>993676
this breaks my heart, poor dogo

love dogs, best pets and companions

>>993674
I love japan

>>993293
>pump em and dump em

>>997654
that's a strange looking penis

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>>997591
>>997691

>>993750
Thank you for your valuable input, DJ Khaled.

>>997682
>American

>>992762
agreed, cat's are autistic animals for lonely people who hate the way their life turned out

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>>993555
never underestimate your dogs intelligence, they are smarter than you think...

>>993605
>FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>997877
If that's the case, then you must own a lot of cats.

>>992754
My friend had a cat kinda like this. She didn't like anyone that she didn't know and would yowl and hiss if you got to close even if she walked towards you. Scared the crap out of me one time when I was sitting in a chair and she decided to jump in my lap. I just sat still since she was growling the whole time.

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>>997591

>>993581
>>993581
Birds a fucking rockstar.

>>997897
got the Mount&Blade version of this?

>>997744
fucking kek

>>992791
Just imagine the smell.

>>993334
Nature's true majesty

>>997633
It's a fuckin' squirrel m8.

Who cares what it think?

>>995586
Invertebrates are still animals, you know.

>>997682
>>995612
Fun fact:

Otters actually have "lucky smashing rocks". It's basically a rock that they choose to be their favorite because of how well it smashes oysters, and then they'll hold onto it and play with it from then on.

They've actually recorded signs of depression in otters who have lost their lucky rock, and it takes a while for them to imprint on a new one.

>>997591
It's like an episode of pokemon.

>>997670
Yeah, ex's dog did the same thing, especially when it was cold outside.

>>992791
Crabs are a fucking menace.

They're just like huge, armoured spiders.

>>997652
Sauce?

>>995290
This is one of my favourite webm. It's describe me well.

>>995586
They sure look like metazoans to me

>>997700
Eh, not really. Crocs that have been fed for years like that rarely care about live animals when there's easy meat to get. Infact when other animals try to get the meat and take it they will run away from them or splash them to try to get it first, but rarely ever bite.

But, he's also just an idiot.

>>997481
>post on topic webm
>faggot comes along and posts off topic advertisement webm

>>997654
what's wrong with that cat

>>994440
why the fuck would you fill your tub to the very top and add more mass to it REEEEE

>>997932
>jumps in your lap
>gets fucking mad at you

make me kek

>>993320
Damn, nature has the ultimate game balance.

>>993318
pLEASE sOURCE!

>>992754
Hope next time the cat gets the dude's balls.

>>993088
This is the best thing forever

>>993674
>
Enjoy your fucking salmonella

>>993293
We need some WWE commentators on this.

>>992790
>"Fucking normies"

kek

>>997945
look at that little motherfucker go

>>993876
What the fuuuuuck

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>>992758

>>993293
KEK

>>997744
Nice.

>>997945
God damn.

>>993676
The dog is burring it

>>997614
Hey, don't insult that monkey.

>>997707
DID THEY DIED

>>995290
Totally saw a Woodcock today while mushroom hunting, stomping around the forest struting his stuff for some bird sluts

>>992779
with a beak like that little bitch probly had it coming

>>993713
I know you are baiting, that's why I didn't shoot tea out of my nostrils this time.

>>993098
they actually tap their feet cause it makes the worms think it's raining so they come up

>>995602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFOvHmFDQuk

>>997633
>try and fight a possible predator 100 times your size

Sure, that makes sense

>>998924
animals are dumb if an animal actually stands its ground most animals will go "wtf i don't wanna mess with him" and leave

>>997671
This is so tragicomic to watch. So many dogs, literally every one I have owned or lived with, are just naturally on-point with the "catch the tasty thing in my mouth" instinct. Like they get it for free just being a dog, and this poor guy missed out on those genes somehow.

>>997667
Didn't they just clubbed it's pups?

>>997675
No, we are the cure

>>993322
Did you take the audio when you heard it via a fucking phone call or something?
Jfc

Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpvLj_OB-Y0

>>993256
Why can't all humans be like this.

>>993322
women vs men kek

>>995600
i cant

i literally just cant

>>997589
babby tigers

>>997665
This warms my heart.

>>992754
lmao

>>997945
Even the bird was impressed.

>>993763
I always see it right away ;_;7

>>997850
>>998311

I know the fact that otters do this, but do you not think that the way the rock moves after that unnecessary focus is unnatural?

>>993764
He's protesting round cages. Birds like corners for the sense of security among other things. Round cages slowly drive 'em nuts.

This is the cage a different bird came in, one in pretty bad shape. The cockatoo is just there to observe and offer an opinion.

Their channel is great if you like bird rehabilitation videos.

>>993325
Jesus Christ It's a Lion Get In The... OH SHIT!!!

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>>993587
why not vertical?

>>999418
So the pigs can't lift it

>>997597
>>994473
It's all set off remotely, if anything is detected the person who put it in place is notified so they and then decide to drop the cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsFXhGoDnW0

>>992807
>dog adding sprinkles
>cap falls off
>sprinkles everywhere
>dog looks at mess he just made
>pause
>looks at camera
perfect timing

>>993327
I'm quite certain that Cockatoos are just insane from captivity.

You never really see any other type of parrot doing this shit.

>>997677
>How_Russians_think_Navy_Seals_look_like

>>999420
>So the pigs can't lift it
might be the reason, but not a convincing solution.
a detent would do the job and avoid crushed pigs.

>>992762
fuck you, worthless subhuman piece of shit. kill yourself.

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>>992807
>>999436

>>992743
happiest thing I've ever seen

>>992743
is there more to this video? or idk, a full version?

>>1000263

THEY JUST CAN'T WIN

>>997589
>taunting your predator
monkeys fucking rule

>>992781
>>992790
>>993239
>>993698
>>995648
>>999468
Samefag, kill yourself.

>>997658
Holy fuck I laugh to tears everytime I see this. How the fuck does such a small dog hold so much piss?

>>1000529
>>>992781
>>>992790
>>>993239
>>>993698
>>>995648
>>>999468
Toxoplasmosis victim detected.

>>992743
Fucking hell I wish I had a dog

>>997877
You're on 4chan too, guy.

>>994587
>Dogs won't do that
m8 imagine being a cat, some fucking giant comes at you and starts rubbing his hand on you calling you a good boy in a fucking baby voice.

>>998329
>armored spiders
nigga thats why i love them

>yo nature what the fuck do we do with the crabs?
>fuck it needs to defend itself
>lets give it 2 claws the size of its fucking head and make it armored

>>993092
underated

>>993260
thats smart as fuck

>>993295
this
more hoes webm?

>>993349
how the fuck...

>>997708
>he wasn't trying to save it
>he is trying to bury it like he buries his shit
>its a fucking trophy for him
cat master race

>>994453
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>993587

1 piglet got rekt

>>995600

>The on stuffed in the middle waggling his tail

*Dies*

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>>997587

>>997666

*chik-chiki boom chik chiki boom-boom*

>>997744

My life is now complete

>>993517

That moment when you realize that your dog is smarter than your kid. I hope he got the food. He deserved it.

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>>997665

mfw

>>993308

Because it needed to be seen by the world. This shit changed my life.

>>997589
When that branch snaps...

>>993605
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1000529

>How the fuck does such a small dog hold so much piss?

My dog is close to that size. He is a pain in the ass to get to go outside and not just sit by the door, so he'll go half a day without pissing and then let loose for around a minute non stop.

>>993794
I wanna throw you in a bag and lob you over a bridge you edgy cunt

>>997652
More cowbel

>>998591
Fishing cat, have a couple of those at my zoo, they are a bit bigger than a bobcat but smaller than a full sized Labrador

>>997744
awesome

>>1000263
Damn, I never knew Napoleon fish could swim that fast

>>1002046
buries his shit.... you must be thinking of cats

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>>998311
Fun fact:

The otter in that WebM is a river otter.
The otter you're refering to is a sea otter. They're actually very different. River otters don't use rocks to smash anything, they just use them for play, and really only the small clawed ones do that.

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>>1002524
Also Asian otters do still have favorite rocks, but it's really kind of a mystery why they play with pebbles the way they do. I guess it just builds dexterity or something like that.

>>999437
Cockatoos are insane on birth. Their minds are forever trapped in a realm of madness that we couldn't possibly comprehend.

>>1002473
they are Dorados

>>1002524
smartest otters are the Amazon giant river otters

They are big dog sized, I'd almost expect them to be crafting spears in the next 100,000 years, to kill off those damn river gators

But they re endangered due to poaching

>>997945
Outplayed.

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>>992743

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>>992743

>>1002573
So the moral of the story is that cats are retarded?

>>997653
da burrs finally won the superb owl?

>>1002540
What we need, are more eyes.

>>993674
>SnakeEater.webm

>>998710
>Salmonella

Does this look like a fish to you

>>998827
Yes.
The shark took the camera and uploaded the video.

>>1002559
Curious, how do you know they're the smartest? I've seen some stuff on them, but nothing I've watched mentioned their intelligence.

>>1002910
there's a cool documentary on youtube, might not be the most impartial, but it's pretty obvious

Complex social structures, and enough evolutionary pressure to promote intelligence.

>>1002898
>vacuum cleaner noises

>>997744
well that happened.

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1/3

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>>1004508
2/3

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>>1004509
3/3

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>>1004512
4/3

>>998581
Japan, they have drains in the bathroom because the tubs are not for bathing but for soaking. They wash outside the tub with either a hose or a bucket. So a full brim tub is nothing to them

>>997589
what a fucking baller

>>998933
I wonder if he's blind in one eye

>>1002448
>hamster has rabies
>they both died

new thread >>1004642

>>997945
out fucking skilled

>>997589
>I just don't give a fuck.webm

>>993792
That genuinely warmed my heart to see.

>>1002592
biased much?

>>992779
this guy is a fucking hero

>>1002432
thinks he's the cunt, >>993279 when shitter dogs like this exist

>>993763
that one's my favorite

>>997682
fucking basic otter shit nigga, thats like seeing a person sharpening an arrow head and calling fake.

>>998329
That sounds badass

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>>993334

>>993581
> "fucking nigger"

KEK

>>1002894
KEK

>>993255
That's surprisingly good compression for a webm of that length and resolution.

>>1000263
>dark_souls_2.webm