sfw rekt?

>>982567
what did he throw that could take out a tank so easily?

>>982705
A substation or some factory that deals with chemicals on fire?

>>982727
A lot...

>>982739
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Tianjin_explosions

>>982727
grenade which exploded the munitions inside the tank probably

>>982739
>>982766
Pretty much the combination of years of shoddy workmanship, cutting corners, using the cheapest everything possible and general shittiness coming to a head in one amazing fireball.

>>982563
Goddamn son

>>982563
Fuckin' hell. It sounds like he slapped him with his foot.

>>982727
Looks like thermite.

>>982840
He did, you retard.

>>982840
lol 4chan

>>982873
no.

>>983195
>wyatt ppl

>>983171
100% rekt

>>983187
Did he get det dismembered or something?

>>983247
Something that is funny instead of disturbing

>>983195
10/10 engineered security gate

>>982618
Thats amazing

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>>983238
With sound

>>983195
lol this fucking retard

>>983215
>>983217
oh snap

>>983239
I need this with Ave Maria dubbed over it.

>>983195
What the fuck are they trying to do?

>>983213
Camera guy say's....

"I've never felt more tired"

>>983161
kek someone is fired

>>983179
those guys had guardian angels at their side.

>>983184
Holy shit that's in Surfers Paradise, in my home town. Never noticed before.

>>982727
Jet Fuel.

>>983351
Jet fuel can't melt steel treads.

>>982618
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

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>>983365

Mad respect for the niglet not continuing to beat his ass while he was down.

>>983247
how the fuck do u not even attempt to to break ur fall using ur arms and just fall on ur face like that

>>982840
troll harder

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>>983140
>this is what our civilization looks like

>>983365
that berserk mode

>>983378
A hero in the realest sense.

>>982727
Soviet Era tanks had Auto-Loaders and carried all the Rounds in the Turret. So, you set off one round, the whole tank pops.

>>983244
Ha ha ha, fuck you

>>983186

this guy learned how to helicopter in GTA

>>983162
paralyzed

>>983228
I kek'd 10/10

>>983378
That nigglet stole that guy's keys then assaulted him. He deserves to be gutted.

>>983162

Bitching out mid jump is what killed this kid.

>>983167
dumb ficki..

>>983378
this gives hardens the penis

>>983184
>Punched guy out
>Immediately returns to statue form

Damn this guy is committed.

>>983215
Need the sound version of this. The scream at the end is horrific.

>>983248
That kid was on the mark. 10/10

>>983381

by being fat and stupid

>>983215

ohhhhh fuck.

>>983365

Big kid was never prepared to fight and thought shoving his weight around would do the trick. He had it coming.

>>983375
that guy got fucking pummeled

>>983378
The sound of that punch. Jesus christ

>>983508

except that's not what happened.

>>983219
That makes me sad. The fuck is wrong with me?

>>983171
Missed the part at the end of the webm where a police officer is waiting to arrest him at the door

>>983378
So much justice

>>983297
Kill yourself

>>983150
i love that fucking song

>>983589
Enlighten us motherfucker or fuck off

>>982727
ultra rare pepes

>>982727
he pute a nade in the barrel, smart , but risky if they fired it during his attempt

>>983290
Hardly, helloooooooo worker's comp.

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>>982563

>>983378
this is amazing and all but i can't get over the " try to fucking jump a blend blind kid !"
also the " are you okay austin?"" fucking food good, hwo are you ?."

>>983256
nice

>>983663

It says so in the filename, nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbaX90xGm0Q

>>983806
The slowed down virsion reminds me so much of the Titan screams from Attack on Titan

Also Dat Windup

>>983193
Wtf.. What did he try to achieve with that step in the air.

>>983195
>fwd

>>983162
Legend has it that to this day, he's still trying to get that bike seat out of his ass.

>>983375
"YOU BLRGH" Gets me every time xD

>>983140
i guarantee 200% that guy's a robot

>>983226
/fit/izen reporting in. Dude gets every bit of the concussion he deserves. Dump the weights!

>>982563
ROADHOUSE

>>983170
fucking kek

>>983179
Why would they stand on THAT side of the road ? Have they ever seen a car turn ?

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I've always liked this one.

>>983233
that level of drunk where you just can't care

>>983179
People are stupid. Now they know what safe zone means.

>>983251
No, just broken bones

>>983193
That's called stupidity. Deal with it.

>>983230
The girl in the middle is my favorite one. She looks so self-confident before her acceleration.

>>983239
DEEZ NUTS!

>>983634
it's funnier with sound and the guy kekking in the bg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXzN2llZClw&sns=em

>>983381
That guy is a pro, don't question his power again.

>>983186
nerve gas?

>>983806
What the fuck happened there?

>>983228
autism

>>983391
nigga people have been drinking till they throw up and laughing at it since there's been alcohol

>>983150
sauce pls

>>983215
shit like this is why I regret becoming a human bean

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>>983808
pretty sure he says "im fucking good cody"

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>>983162
I was inspired.

>>983905
I think he was trying to rehearse some faggy play idea and the two older kids thought they could have more fun doing something IRL.

>>983924
I remember barfing at a friend of mine's house
"dude"
>barf
"I'm a bird feeding it's young huhuh"
>more barf

Was a good night.

>>982563
>Seu filho da mãe
kek

>>983171
Justified rekt

>>983634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODkVkpaVQA

Play this and watch

>>983954
That's a pretty hardcore way to commit suicide.

>>983228
Best rekt on this thread

topkek

>>983215
with sound.. fuck me.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1lktwi_bar-workout-fail_fun

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>>983247
>>983729

remix

>>983984

6/10

>>983162
>loss_of_virginity.webm

>>983375
Wearing cowboy boots is bad enough, but don't ever be the faggot who tucks his pantslegs into them.

>>983186
>getting that close to anything supported by cables

He earned that jaunt to the unemployment line if he got it

>>983806
>dat winded up punch

oh fuck. Whats the story behind this?

>>983195
>preparing the car for a trip to australia.webm

>>983235
dark_souls.webm

>>983957
top koality kek

>>983378
nigga, that's a Poly

>>982727
It was abandoned anyway, if it was manned the breech would have been closed. Just another bit of FSA propaganda.

>>983931
Why not try searching the lyrics you nob head

>>983228
Its the little things like this that make my day

>>982575
>>982575
>>982575
>>982575
>>982575

Every. Fucking. Time.

>>983896
Blocked in england, god fucking damnit, thanks "Vin di bona productions" you bunch of useless tossers

>>984002
Drama club gone wrong

>>983634
What a fucking trooper. Gets knocked on his arse three times and it still up for it.

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>>983230

>>983219
this is what capitalism does

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my vidya thread got deleted for no reason, so ill post this

>>983851
Back to plebbit and kill yourself.

>>984089
Probably because your thread was shit. Stop shitting up other threads with your shit you piece of shit.

>>983221
Looks Slav as fuck

>>983226
Yeah, no rush

>>983188
story?

>>984131
shiiiiiit

>>984106
I cannot bring myself to watch this having seen it before.

Anyone got that bmx guy falling and getting paralyzed? Or the basketball player fucking up his leg and his team freaking out?

>>984106
>tactical tit grab.webm

What's the line for sfw? Can I post chuck malarchuk?

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>>984164

>>984106

Anyone have a full video?

>>984184
That is not SFW. And it's not even funny.

>>983228
w2c that shirt?

>>984131
>>984139
he died later that day, so not sure if that makes this sfw or not

>>983243
My sides... they... they are gone.

>>984190
I'm not sure what the rules are on that. You can post people falling from the twin towers to their deaths, so.. Maybe if it isn't the actual moment he died or gore-related, it's okay?

>>984188
shutup and get back to work faggot

>>983806
>Are you ok?

>>984115
The way that dude falls like a ragdoll, and the other one just walks away.

>>984131
>>984106
>>984204
There are constant rekt threads on /gif/ no need to post that crap here.

>>984211

Boo hoo, put a tampon in it.

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>>983740
unexpected, kek

>>984204
Lmao got his ass beat by a bush.

>>984177
This looks good for a song

>>983944
Exactly what was going through my mind.

>>983235
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIND

>>983885
so truth my friend

>>983984
A little more effort and this could be so much better.
Should still be playing the face plant sound in the latter half

>>984211
There's no gore involved, pussy lips

>>984184
I watched this happen live. What's crazy is how calm he was

>>984211
>comes to rekt thread
>complains people are posting rekt shit

gtfo retard.

>>983846

looks like he was trying for splits Sam Fisher style

>>984259
read the first post retard,

sfw rekt

>>983222

mothers fault for not strapping the kid in and for letting it roll

>>984263
The posts quoted were all sfw. Retard.

>>983740

I feel bad, but oh jesus christ I howled laughing

>>984267
Fuck, this gets me every time at the end.

>>984268
so everyone is ok with looking at people dying and people breaking their legs?

if you do think like that you need more friends or probably a friend.

>>983806

You can tell he punched him hard because the dude who punched him holds is knuckles after contact

Fucking rekt

>>983806
I was disappointed this wasn't the one punch man version

>>984184

too much calcium is probably why his leg broke.

>>984204
take your ass to /gif/

>>984280
What do you think rekt means exactly? sfw pretty much just means no blood/gore or nudity. If you're not comfortable with seeing a few broken bones, then you should leave.

>>983888
trips confirms medical knowledge

>>984001
>idiot pulling the cable right into the blades.

He's probably fucked too.

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>>984288

No.

>>984267
topkek

>>984290

sfw rekt is when the person getting rekt isn't dead or has serious injuries

I study in the medical field I seen a lot of crap.
but coming to a sfw thread i was expecting just lighthearted rekt but yeah that isn't the case.

>>984267
Total rektage

>>984297

It's extremely lighthearted when niggers get hurt and die, what the fuck is your issue?

>>984134
home made rockets in syria conflict

>>984302
nice racist troll meme

>>984297
actually sfw pertains to no frontal nudity

>semantics anon, semantics.

>>984307

You need to recheck where you are.

>>984309
you lost the argument so you just used a cheap racist meme.

total noob. basically a redditor trying to act cool.

gay

>>984308
[citation needed]

>>984314
you suck it

you lost

>>983565
actually this was more like reverse bullying; the shorter kid stole the big kid's car keys and was antagonizing him when he tried to get them back. I guess he thought he was in his first day in prison rather than high school and that he needed to prove to everyone that he wasn't a fish by beating up some big motherfucker right off the bat.

The big guy did chuckle when he saw him take off his shorts though, guess that means he had it comin

>>983365
randy prepares to fight ricky again.webm

>>984115
That walk

>>983614
You have empathy for other human beings like any other non-sociopath.

>>983944
nice man. checked and saved

>>984382
Oh man what the hell
Those dings at the end

>>983239
RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION

>>983365
I guess the story on this is that the shorter guy had the taller guy's book and wasn't giving it back. Little dude was the bully

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>>984387
glorious

>>983256
>>983238
lil nigga jesus died for your laffs

>>983226
>Moving your feet in during a power clean

>>984185
lost

>>983740
kek sauce on song?

>>984280
nigga that kinda shit is on the news at 6pm. It's sfw. It's not gore like some dudes face getting half eaten off by a hyena or something. Fucking crybaby shitposting retard

>>984297
>sfw rekt is my own made up definition
get rekt yourself faggot

>>983167
he was just trying to have fun

>>984453
Story?

>>984458
he hangs on to the rope it just cuts it off before you see that

>>982766
>As of 12 September 2015, the official casualty report was 173 deaths
So in other words, it was really probably over 1000.

>>983140
is... is that vomit?

>>984458
As Fat Francis lumbered down the aisle in the beef jerky factory, he accidentally slipped in a puddle of grease. Unfortunately, he tumbled over the railing into the huge industrial cooker. The stench of burning lard took months to dissipate, workers claimed.

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>>984482
>I have never been to a party

>>984444
QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

>>984382
>Fuckin' Goof

100% Canadian

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>>984488
DOUBLE DOUBLES

>>983179
Anyone notice how women have zero survival skills and no ability to react to dangerous situations?

>>984487
his legs would have been FUCKED if he wasn't wearing those knee pads.

>>984498

if he hadn't been*

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>>983179

>>982567
RKG-3 anti tank hand gernade

>>983171
I love how the bus driver just beats on him.

>>984098
Why do niggers always through those ridiculous hay makers whenever they fight?

>>983273
He was still wheeling.

>>983215
Jesus fuck, never again.

>>984382

Is there a story to this? Did the guy in the car get arrested? At the minimum it seems pretty stupid to keep video evidence of a committing a crime like that. What a giant baby too, throwing a violent tantrum over getting called names by a homeless person.

>>983251
Something like that happened in Australia a few years ago except it was a metal gutter and not a brick wall and the kid lost both his hands

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The best.

>>983365
Can't tell if his jaw is fucked up.
I have TMJ really bad and so I tend to avoid fights based on that fact alone.

>>984522

What a fucking retard. Doesn't even look that bad and he's screaming like a fucking siren

>>983219
he just wanted to taste some freedom...

>>984495
Are you fucking kidding me shit breath they were sitting with their legs dangling they could hardly sprint away.

>>984536

Wonder how the men managed, then.

Look, I don't hate women or anything, but generally they're fucking useless in any stress-inducing scenario. Or any other scenario for that matter. But that's just facts.

>>984538

Can someone explain what's happening here? Why is the slut being beaten?

>>984295
STR vs DEX

>>984547

Unfortunately that's not how it goes in D&D. Dex is the god stat, STR is a dump stat.

>>984522
Is the deer okay?

>>984510
I think because in a street fight against another shit bag it works.

>>984446
Primo Victoria - Sabaton

>>984522
poor dear :(

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>thanks dad

>>984559

Can someone please tell Americans to stop being so fat?

>>984083
Nice try commie

>>984533
I think your the same guy saying stupid fucking shit on every post in this thread

>>984566

Probably not, because I've only responded to this thread 5 times and I've been nice most of the time.

But yes, I do hate stupid people.

>>983187
jamalstealsawall.webm

>>984542
For being a slut.

>>984574

Then it's completely justified.

>>984498
too bad they look gay as shit
>>984499
was not wearing and had not been wearing are both correct you fucking retard. except that was not wearing is MORE correct because he probably has taken off the kneepads by now meaning there is no reason to use past perfect continuous tense.

learn fucking english before your retarded ass trys to correct whats already correct
>link related
http://www.englishpage.com/verbpage/pastperfectcontinuous.html

>>984548
play dark souls, then get back to me.

>>984576

http://www.englishpage.com/conditional/pastconditional.html

Dumbass.

>>984575
That people seem to have some values. The woman is being punished in public, and judging by the attitude of the man that is slapping her, he's acting according to Justice (to their own sense of justice, ofc), and not out of anger or vengeance or because his weakness and uncapability to control himself. So, yep, it seems fucking alright to me. Not being ironic. ...

>>984577

I'm not a masochist.

>>984527
pretty tough for a cripple

>>983244
inb4 karma is a bitch :)

>>983188

Arabs try to launch a rocket into Israel, it malfunctions and hits their own mosque instead.

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>>983634
>>983896
Made a version with sound.

>>984605

>If I had owned a car, I would have driven to work. But I didn't own one, so I took the bus.

>His legs would have been fucked, if he hadn't been wearing kneepads. He was wearing his kneepads, so his legs weren't fucked.

It's not about if/when, but the incorrect usage of past conditional.

Which I guess you realised because you deleted your post. But that's fine, we all live to learn.

>>984579
my bad. guess my english teacher wasnt driving home the best concepts. but to my knowledge either can be used in an informal setting. (such as this) its notnlike he was changing tense mid sentence

>>983954
Oh fucj mY SIDES

>>983230
The bald guy is my favorite, he accepts his faith and goes down in a swift move

>>983167
This one gets me so much. The fag literarly went to the store for that one gallon of milk and was so happy that he started joy riding the cart... only to bust his ass and the milk. Then, after he's done fucking up for the day, he stands up and limps around as if nothing happened.
10/10 would laugh again


>>984185
Staged but ok.

>>983244
that's for being a little shit

>>983828
that's how they made it, just punched kids and slowed down their screams.

>>984121
she desperately needs a dad for the little halfnigglet

>>984515
>i'm on a bike, i'm a car too!

>>984527
murca

>>984531
This became infinitely better. Previously I would get pissed as bystanders would protect the bullies, but with this i don't even give a shit. i lol'd till i got tears in my eyes.

>>984595
so fake. the impact of the knife isn't anywhere near strong enough.

>>984577

Str isn't that good though. It's fine in PvE but so is everything, but with how the animations work and how slow it is, it's shit in PvP. Dex is a lot faster and works with Int/Faith for spells better. Plus there's quality (equal scaling of Str/Dex) as well.

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>>983219

>>984461
What did he think was going to happen?

>>984731
maybe he was playing metroid

>>984101
this is how my dad taught me to wear a seatbelt

>>984610
Holy shit I'm dying.

>>984530
I remember that story. He was playing basketball in the driveway.
The basketball hoop backboard was attached to the front of the garage, just above the roller door.
Went for a slam dunk and the all the brick work that the backboard was nailed to came down on top of him.
I can't remember the specifics of his injuries but he did suffer limb dismemberment to some extent.
I think Sixty Minutes did a story on it but I can't find it.
The wall fell roughly 3 meters so I guess that's enough force to cut through bone and flesh.

>>984607
fuck he sounds like a pig

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>>984280

>>984295
Those splatters on the floor were not there before he was dropped, oh jesus christ

>>984382
In all seriousness, why was he recording it?

>>984527
Mein fuhrer, I can walk!

>>983188
>>984603
YHWH 1 x 0 Allah

>>984143
Im with you man, fuck that shit.

>>984382
That curve was amazing.

>>984387
He has a baseball bat I think.

>>983378
I can't figure out what's going on in this one

>>983643
Oh look, an edgy faggot

>>984590
sooo confused

>>983248
the slight sound of bitchtears at the end makes this for me

>>985096
It was a bullshit martial arts school. I don't exactly remember the name, Yellow Lotus or something. They teach you how to use your chi to create a protective forcefield. The long-haired guy and the bulky guy are the teachers. The women are the students. The long-haired guy was supposed to run into the bulky guy's forcefield and be stopped, but the woman moved him out of the way and he crashed into the other women. Then, after realising they fucked up, the long-haired guy tried to pretend he was shocked by the woman's forcefield, and that's why he's seizing like a retard.

>>984524
I was beat someone up for denting my fucking car because a homeless man was offended for someone doing something.

>>984524
It wasn't about being called names, it was about the bum damaging his car.