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>>972716
there is something especially stupid about people who think that they can convince a big ass animal like that to do something just because they're human and have a stick
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>:3

Jesus Christ, it's a lion, get in the car!

OH FUCK!
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>>972783
Nononononononononononono
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>>972716
jesus fucking christ...you couldnt pay me a million bucks to do that
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>>972716
They was gonna fuck him up bad
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>>972716

lalala lalalaaa...
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>>972898
Ocelots are so cute
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>>972716

>"I'm being a good boy. I'm gonna sit on my chair and have nothing to do with those hooligans. Life could be worse, I tell them. We get steaks, we get comfy beds. But nooo, they want to be "wild" and "free."
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>>973506
Kek the well behaved ones are just sitting there like, "you're ruining it for the rest of us!"
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>>972895

The moral of this webm is handle the safari the way you would a black neighborhood: lock your doors and keep you head low.
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/d/ here.

Hope you enjoy your new fetish.
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>>972783
When animals seem retarded, it's often because they have parasites. For my parasitology class I had to collect local lizards; the slower ones were the only ones I could catch, and all had many parasites. Hundreds of worms in each; often four different species of worms in a single lizard.

Parasites are friggin awesome. There are a million new cases of Toxoplasma parasite infection per year, in England alone! That's a worm you get from being around cats. The worm's three preferred locations to inhabit in your body are ... get this: the inside of your eyes, your spine, and your brain!!! I hope this brightened your day.
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>>972904
lol
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>>972716
>close your eyes, close your eyes
man, parents are lame
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>>972683
what's the story behind this video anyway? Did he get away? Cheetahs are usually very easily scared off by humans; I dont think I've ever heard of a single case of a cheetah attacking and killing a man
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>>974120
>>974126

Why do they fear the cat? Do they remember a time when it was a great beast?
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>>972709
man, everytime I see this, I get chills
both hyenas and lions are fucking mental, there's something unreal about two apex predators fighting like that
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>>973570
>that little bit of blood at the end
What the fuck is that?
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>>974174
>Watch out for dropcats !
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>>973999
Iirc that cheetah wandered into a facility or some shit and got agitated because it cant get out or something. I may be wrong though
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>>972716
Deserved it.
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>>972716
Weak faggot parents.

This is a great lesson for them to learn. Don't fuck with the wildlife.
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>>974213
>Nazghoul.webm
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>>973416
Moose are fuckin' rad. Also delicious.
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>This is what you sound like AAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>974224
Can't remember if I first saw this on wsg or not, but here it is with sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKkZawWUqTQ
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>>974224
gorillas are racist
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>>974216
>not calling it tony hawk.webm
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>>974153
The cat is probably an unknown to them. Messing with something you know nothing about is dangerous, even if it seems like you could destroy it fairly easily.
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>>974411
This kills the crabs
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>>974411
looks tasty. why don't they use a loading construction vehicle and gather all of those up? they look around the same size as the blue crabs we get over here.
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>>974206
God damn cazadors!
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>>974172
Nice,,,
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>>974411
Holy shit is that crunching sound satisfying.
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>>974380
:(
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>>974434

Its like the road is made of living bubble wrap.
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>>974209
thats pretty nuts
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>>974209
>Morph Ball acquired
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>>974447
That's a wetta if i remember correctly, they are hamless to humans and that stuff you see left behind is it's own blood.
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>>972888
>>972716
The question is what the fuck were they even doing? It just looks like they were fucking stabbing the fucking thing over and over. Should have just left and removed the offending animal.
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>>974480
Saliva, not blood.
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>>972716
all those screaming kids and women in the background were so annoying. What do you expect?
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>>974447
oh my god dont let it do that to you
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>>974411
what a fucking waste of crab meat
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>>974211
Might be because of the pressure.
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>>972904
This is the best file name I have ever read. Fucking lost. In the middle of class I just lost.
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>>972681
>nature being nature
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>>974153
If something has the guts to fight back and you don't know what it is, it's best to just leave it alone.
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>>972695
shit son
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>>974224
lol he just throws it.
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>>974153
They fear the cat because cats are it's natural predator. The larger cats like lions, target the neck area of the croc.
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>>973570
This is one of the most fucked up things I've seen in my life. What the fuck, nature.
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>>973731
How to prevent this?
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>>972783
that's not a parasite, its just its soul
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>>972716
Shouldn't they have, like, sleeping darts on hand?
I always assumed they would tranquilize it
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>>973570
National Geographic presents: Docking, the documentary
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>>974209
>Abandon thread
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>>974689
those take time to take effect. not a great choice for self defense
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>>974166
goats are the ultimate predators
Look how it uses terrain to its advantage to throw the guy fighting it off balance. Truly a fearsome beast.
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>>974198
Holy fuck, did not know chameleons give live birth...
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>>974341
>hovering watching the robosub thing
>"get a good look fuckers"
NONONONONONONONONO

Never going near water again now thanks
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>>974174
Holy Shit. Better than in assassin's creed
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>>974447

>>australian hand-biting bug.webm

Weta are from New Zealand.
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>>972695
someone please put the Jurassic park "clever girl" or the one with the "point is your alive when they eat you" audio over this
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>>974174
I made a lot of webms and this is clearly the one that get's the most reposts. Leopards are awesome.
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>>974861
angre snek :'(
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>>973506
>>973517

guess which lions were born in captivity and which are from africa

>knee grows
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>>974211
A leech eating a worm.
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>>974153
It doesn't fear it. They are there for the food the humans placed for them to eat and there's no more food left. Hand out food is easier to attain than cat claw to the face food.
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>>974411
>white people
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>>974904
shut up nigger
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>>974322
>you will never have this much fun
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>>972716
>>974483
it was a routine circus performance (in Lviv, Ukraine) and the next lion in the group was to be released into the show. This lion was obviously very agitated and aggressive in his cage, and the other trainers should have realized this before carelessly letting him out.
But it was released anyway, and soon after it was out it attacked that trainer who you see in the webm who is wounded with the pole. This is when the circus music stopped and the audience started freaking out.
They managed to get the lion to let him go by using that spray shit, but it was still acting standoffish and aggressive. The trainer was probably cocky and considered himself experienced with techniques for establishing dominance over such unruly lions, but he was also injured and probably angry/vengeful over the lion mauling him, so he poked it in the fucking eye when it acted like it might attack again. This of course just made the lion go berserk, and several of the other lions couldn't help but join in the attack due to their animal instincts.
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>>974213
> Nat 20 Hide.
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>>972711
Does anyone know the name of the birds calling in the beggining of the video? i hear it often so im very curious
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>>973416
if you are one of the very few to hunt a moose, you know that you had better be careful, theyre dangerous fuckers.
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>>974166
your in goat country now fat man
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>>974383
/thread
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>>974378
the way he stares down that thing when it first charged him, how does anyone even learn to stand their ground against such a thing...
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>>974371

I must have sauce on that music. It sounds so familiar, but I can't place from where
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>>974434

>ASMR
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>>974576

Whatever the fuck that accent is, it sounds like Christoph Waltz in Inglorious Basterds/Django Unchained. I've heard Germans speak English, and it doesn't sound like this, and yet Christoph Waltz is a German who was speaking english in both films. Is it a regional thing, or a certain type of accent?

I know it's unrelated to the thread in general but it interests me
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>>974644
>>974391
>>974666
One of the things that people don't understand or appreciate is just how psychologically intimidating humans are as a species, or the role that height vs. aggression plays in dictating animal interactions.

Humans are a psychological nightmare for most animals we encounter just because of how tall we are. Think for a moment just how many other creatures are close to our height; we're talking animals that weigh literal tons because there's a whole lotta stuff coming off the back end.

Crocodilans are somewhat attuned to this though. They're familiar with taking down creatures significantly larger than them just because that's what they're trained to do. What they're *not* trained to do is deal with something their size being aggressive towards them. To them, that means that whatever is attacking is is likely another alligator and that somewhere behind that cat is another 100lb of muscle and bone to back up the threats.
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>>974219
didn't know they made a live action Redwall movie
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>>972681
>let_us_go_home_tyrone.webm
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>>975050

Donkey Kong Country.
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>>974411
Imagine the smell.
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>>974315
10/10
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>>974673
By ending your life
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>>975084

At first I thought you were trolling me, but before I googled it I re-watched the webm....goddammit, you're right. I haven't even thought about donkey kong since like....I dunno, 4th grade, and now memories are rushing back to me. I'd be mad at you if you weren't giving me the help that I asked for. Life is complicated
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>>974209
What the FUCK
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>>973570
boner why
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>>974425
They are land crabs, they are not tasty at all
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>>974198
the amazing thing is, a lot animals are born and are already able to perform motion, unlike a human.
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>>974209
damn, it's not very often you see an animal mimic another animal within its own phylum
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>>974166
This is why you should always leave enough horn on to grab onto so you can wrestle the sheep or goat. If it's an ewe just grab the ears.
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>>974371

The best filename for that that I've seen was
>American saves two Brazilians from the Argentine army
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>>975117
Rodent and most Carnivorous mammal's young are also born helpless.
Human babbies are born underdeveloped compared to other primates because our head and brain are too fucking big.
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>>974318
Its amusing at how natural rape is.
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>>974923
And I thank you, Lion Whisperer Anon, for that info. Seriously.
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>>974209
>crysis 4
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>>974383
RIP sides
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>>974172
Would you like the skull head, the flaming skull head, or the flaming skull head snake rose combo?
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>>972709
>it just skips over the part where the hyena had her back broken
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>>973416
The fucking raw power there. Jesus I wouldn't want one charging me.
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fuck that guy has some cojones
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>>972895
Look into that lions eyes. I see God in those eyes, teaching those fucks a lesson.

How the fuck else would you explain a Lion just randomly opening a door like that so casually?? God possessed that Lion.
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>>974318
I laughed when he tossed her afterwards.
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>>975061
Waltz is austrian, maybe that's the accent
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>>975372
That's... odd.

I know there are cases of carnivores bonding with newborn prey but I thought that was only in captivity.
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>>974576
he heeds the call of the elder things
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>>975083
Kek
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>>974425
Christmas Island red crab are protected I believe.
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>>975061
Sounded like Werner Herzog and after looking it up turns out it was him. He's a German from Munich and Waltz was raised in Vienna Austria so I don't see any connection geographically.
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>>974904
OH YEAH?
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>>972709
What the hell is this documentary called?
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>>975386
It dosent bond, the webm stops right before it essentially rips it to fucking shreds, you can see it on youtube someplace.
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>>972716
>That lion in the background who's just chilling on his stool while the chaos unfolds

lel
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>>974378
That was amazing, thanks for sharing anon
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>>974153
I don't think animals like to fight unless they have to or are starving because when you're an animal a broken limb or scratched eyes is pretty much the death of you.
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>>974662
He was probably about to shit himself. I'm curious what actions you are actually suppose to do in this situation.
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>>972716
Sad thing is that the lions probably recieved a huge beating (from a distance) after the show was over, just for acting like lions.
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>>973416
Holy fuck. For some reason I find this webm hilarious.
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>>974861
Snek no like lens. look like big eye.
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>>974153
> Do they remember a time when it was a great beast?
They're still living it.
>>974188
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>>974315
Favorite so far
>>974314
This one is cool, too
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>>975372
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>>975412
filename >>972709
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>>972683
I think I cheetah is probably the one big cat a human can defend themselves from in a fight
you'd still get fucked up though
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>>974153
Its not scared its annoyed
Gators are chill as fuck, but here in Florida a lot of people loose their dogs and cats to them when they're hungry. I went bike ridding two weeks ago across the everglades and you can ride within 5 feet of an 8 foot gator and they just stay there and chill.
Now crocs on the other hand, that is a different story
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>>974666
>They fear the cat because cats are it's natural predator
no
>The larger cats like lions, target the neck area of the croc.
aside from that being bullshit, Thats not a croc and thats not a lion
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>>975019
I wonder if it has something to do with "Oh shit this human isn't scared of me, better not fuck wit it."
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>>972711
What an idiot
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>>972895
>Clever girl.
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>>972681
since this threads about nature I thought I would put in something of human nature
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>>975396
but not against cars crushing them? like the fuck. i'm only taking like 10 crabs. that car just crushed like a few hundred.
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>>974314
Saved! For Leman Russ
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>>974219
crash bandicoot?
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>>974198

>I dont know where I am.
>I dont know what I am.
>All I know is I must climb.
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>>974314
Wow, deers ruined everything.
Remove deers.
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>>975820
they never really know what they are, do they?
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>>972708
not even fucking close, bitch ass lion
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>>974169
>two apex predators fighting like that

Hyenas are not apex predators. By definition there cannot be two apex predators.
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>>975370
>A lion biting a thing and pulling
>Needing supernatural explanation
I tip my fedora sarcastically to you, sir!
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>>975061
It's Werner Herzog he's from munich, so maybe it's a munich thing
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>>972711
Who the fuck is this asshole?
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>>975370
>handle jutting out against an otherwise flat door
>lion bites it
>its totally gawd XD
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>>974315
>she's not a racist who gets fired up about halal certification
lost my shit
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>>974768
lel
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>>974476
hahahaha lost
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>>974213
Those sharks are as retarded as a guard in a stealth game
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>>974315
>not Teaching bitch how to make a sammich.webm
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>>974434
>Holy shit is that crunching sound satisfying

That's the sound of hundreds of living creatures being torn apart and crushed for absolutely no reason. How the fuck can you find this satisfying?
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>>974861
>ded snek.webm

y do u lie 2 us
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>>974219

I'm coming for you....Harry Potter....
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>>975755
whats the sauce?
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>>975372
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>>974576

The first penguin seeked food, while the second seeked home. However, the third...the third refused either. It looked at the other penguins running about, never living their lives beyond their routine, and he said "No."

And so he ran for the mountains. Why he did this, he does not know...but he knew he had to.

Good journey, tuxedo-pal. Maybe one day we'll meet you somewhere in the mountains.
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>>974188
That's supposed to be the other way around, if I remember my ecology correctly.
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>>975116
try watching that and imagine how few fucks the universe gives about life and suffering
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>>975924
If the deers are completely gone, other species will suffer/prosper, changing the ecosystem again. But it's hard to tell if it'll change for the better.
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>>974318
>that ending
I'm dying
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>>976006
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088678/?ref_=ttqt_qt_tt
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>>973570
That was so fucking awesome!
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>>972888

sadly these animals would be beaten, whipped and cattle prodded back stage so they will pay attention to the stick

ill never go to a circus
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>>974319
lost hard
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>>972681
one of us
one of us
one of us...
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>>974172
This looks so cool. I wish more design teams would make dragon's look like this; the contrasting colors of, and slightly protruding scales, the snake shaped head, and dem eyes.
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>>973570
was it rape?
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>>974315
source?
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>>974576
people on 4chan are the one's that head toward the mountains
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>>974319
>WHAT THE FUCK MOM
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>>976136
I'm kinda impressed.
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>>974915
You can joke about niggers, jews, spics, flips, nip, chinks, sandniggers and eskimos, but the moment someone makes a "white people" joke, people will freak the fuck out. Do you need a bandaid for that booboo?
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>>974166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX2U1rRJ57c
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>>976225
Hello nigger, I see you can dish it out but you can't take it. This white man is ending the trend of being the butt of every jew joke.
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>>974315
>"JUST FUCKING PICK SOMETHING"
LOST MY FUCKING SHIT
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>>975588
dude a house cat would put you in the hospital, a big cat like this would literally fucking kill you. Their fucking claws cut to the bone and their fangs pierce bone.

A paw swipe doesn't scratch your face, it lacerates through your muscles and kills the worst fucking pain as your fucking skull is scratched
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>>975484
Cameras use Infrared auto-focusing. A snake has infrared sensing organs on its nose.
that is why snakes hate cameras
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>>975755
>says Satan
>not Lucifer
0/10
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>>972708
Anyone got a sauce on that music track? Majestic as fuck.
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>>975977
>hundreds of living creatures

They're arthropods. Their central nervous system is about as complex as the neural net of a modern robot.
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>>975454
Step 1: Do not pick up the baby gorilla
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>>975153
na just come in from the side brace one knee into it's flank. right hand on the side of its nose that's facing you, left hand just behind shoulder on the side opposite you.
Twist head away from you and back into its shoulder while steeping backwards. Shift left hand to foreleg as it falls, grab other foreleg and bam you now have a sheep/whatever that can't do shit.
t.aussie shearer

this works with every 4 legged animal I've ever run into more or less. Crocs are harder to roll because of stumpy legs and the fucking tail.
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>>974576
They should have helped the penguin
See where it wanted to go
I'm sure the life of a renegade penguin is more interesting than that of the normal ones
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>>974861
>touches snake
>Okay...you got five seconds to cut that shit out.
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>>975386

https://youtu.be/ugi4x8kZJzk
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>>974153
moving slow, so i think maybe it hasn't warmed up enough from sunlight to have any battle power. that's one thing that sucks about poikilotherms
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>>975944
this , but wasnt their an old show that dealt specifically with the concept. like what if somehow a lion got into a fight with a tiger
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>>975061
ive been listening to sleepycast alot and shadman sounds similar i think its swiss-german or something at least in his case
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>>976127
song?
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>>974223
getting eaten alive must suck. rather than blood loss or decapitation or something. just those moments before being dissolved in acid where you can contemplate how fucked you are
>>
>>976441
nvm wrong post
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>>972695
ez pz
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>>975244
ya, its like, the guys part lion himself

thank u based lion whisperer tamer anon man face
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>>974198
little guy was like " woah wtf just happened? am i alive? lol holy fuck my legs are spaghetti merp"
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>>975116
Screams internally
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same
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>>973560
kek
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>>974411
I am dying
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>>974411
When you revisit the starting area in an RPG
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>>974198
Goddamn, I had no clue chameleons gave live birth, though I suppose it makes sense since they're mostly chilling on branches and shit all the time.
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>>975944
>By definition there cannot be two apex predators.
This is completely wrong. The habitation ranges of apex predators overlap all the time. If that isn't enough, human hunt every apex predator, which clearly makes us apex predators, and if your claim is correct then we are the only apex predator which is simply wrong.
>>
>>974673
By properly medicating your cats against parasites and regularly taking it to the vet to get checked on.
>>
>>974673
a blood screening, followed by a regimen of anti-malarial drugs kill toxoplasmosis
>>
>>975372
>>975386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjuHYvieJlw
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>>974213
>dontbreathedontbreathedontbreathedontbreathedontbreathedontbreathe
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>>974223
how the fuck does a fish even come up with that? seriously.
>>
>>975078
>taller animals are invencible
>jiraffes are gods of animals
you literally just saw a webm of a lion trying to fuck up a jiraffe. dont talk shit
>>
>>972783

Fuck I'm holding my butt cheeks so tight after that
>>
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>>973731
>the inside of your eyes, your spine, and your brain
>the three trigger areas of my chronic migraines

Okay then.
>>
>>976225

so when you get to high school and find out most races dont enjoy being the butt of any joke and get the shit kicked out of your kike sucking ass its gonna be karmatic
>>
>>974975
Hide is a skill, so you would be qualifying ranks anyways, at level 20 you could have up to 23 ranks I think - if it was a class skill - Level +3 max for class skills. Being bright and blue would probably incur some kind of class penalties to the hide checks, like being a half orc in platemail or something - sure your hiding and being quiet, but you are 6'5" 400 pounds and wearing bright shiny armor. quite a bit easier to notice. So lets just classify that as "Large" and drop a -4 on it.

The problem with a D&D reference here is your use of the hide check. Inherently the person hiding is kinda fucked by default. You are going to have to roll each time a shark passes. You are probably going to eventually roll a 1, or at least fail the opposing roll. You however have one thing going for you - you at least don't have to roll on move silently - because then you have twice the chance to fail the roll and get noticed.

My advice - You are ugly and blue, put ranks in bluff and when you get noticed tell them you are poisonous.
>>
>>973731
i hope you get hit by a fucking car
>>
>>976581
He's talking about the psychology of living things. It's never fucking always true.

It's like saying that humans consider taller people to be more intimidating. It's absolutely true, but that doesn't mean that shorter people will always refuse to fight them, or that they'll be intimidated.
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>>976281
Cheetahs can't retract their claws (like dogs). They don't lacerate anything. Also, compared to other big cats their bite is quite weak. Since they can't break the necks of their prey with a swift bite, I doubt they can pierce bone.

The anon you quoted is quite right. Cheetahs are probably the only big cats unarmed humans have a chance against - not in the least because Cheetahs are quite docile and acknowledge stronger predators (they eat quick and give up what is left to anyone stronger showing up).

>>975755
>female picks apples
oh you!
>>
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>>975372
It was the smart move. Kids are not worth dying for.
>>
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>>974673
by staying away from cats

But even if you get it it's not really a big deal so long as you have a regular immune system. Toxoplasmosis is mostly a concern only if you have AIDS, in which case it can give you a fucking stroke
>>
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>>976693
Is he doing leeches as a medical procedure or something?

I mean, I can't think of any other reason why he'd have one that fucking big on him.
>>
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>>974341
What the fuck is that?
>>
>>976701
It's his pet. It's also gotten about 20% larger since this one.
>>
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>>974315
fucking lold.
male showing the female how its done.
typical.
>>
>>974318
lol dat hit it and quit it move.
that beetle deserves an alpha af medal.
>>
>>976719
are these snakes de-fanged or does this guy just have no fear of them somehow?
>>
>>976745
They aren't. He's an incredibly lucky idiot. That cobra is also near grown now, and he considers it too dangerous to feed these days.
>>
>>976713
What the fuck?

Why would you keep a leech as a pet? It doesn't fucking do anything.
>>
>>976719
he's so casually sassy to his deadly snakes.
>>
>>976138
ya cause thats where ur moms at.
lol fukn rekt.
>>
>>976493
lol fucking wild bears
>>
>>976690
damn thats one lucky rat snake.
>>
>>974932
those african wild dogs got some crazy color
>>
>>974318
Can I have YouTube link?
>>
>>976753
>It doesn't fucking do anything.
can suck a dick?
>>
>>976569
it's called an archer fish
>>
>>976707
Giant squid.
>>
>>974153
Because it knows if it fucks with the cat the humans will fuck it up. Something about wild animals knowing about tamed animals and what we'll do to protect them.
>>
>>975960
>Islam is a race
I swear...
>>
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hadouken
>>
>>974932
did the deer get away after this?
>>
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>>976965
Yes

He lives on a farm now
>>
>>974341
Fuck water.
Fuck water in general.
>>
>>975450
Chimps have wars for control over territory and mates.

And I don't mean tutsi vs hutu this time.
>>
>>974174
>Tom Clancys Wild Savannah
>>
>>974213
Splinter Cell: Reef
>>
>>976689
Dat soft landing
>>
>>974222
>>
>>974209
> are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>
>>975454
See >>974378 and >>975019
Then >>975620
Pretty much show the gorilla that it's big intimidation tactic isn't working
>>
>>973473
They're proud creatures, and prefer to hunt alone.
>>
>>974188
>tfw bested at your own game
>>
>>974341
Its kinda nuts to think that it was only in the last fifteen years or so that we actually got photos or footage of these fuckers alive, and before then basically all we had was what we could find washed up on beaches or found in sperm whale stomachs.
>>
>>976695
Adorable
>>
>>974319
Lost so many times in this thread, but this has been the best so far.
>>
>>974371
Grand Theft Zimbabwe when?
>>
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>>976690
Pussy-ass wolves.
>>
>>974209
Buzz Droids!
>I can see them Master Kenobi!
>>
>>973731
>Parasites are friggin awesome.
I wonder who is behind this post...
>>
>>976502
Wrong thread, but thanks. I've never seen this before.
>>
>>974206
>going to new vegas?
>not on my watch
>>
>>974371
lost hard
>>
>>976688
>Not the RULES OF NATURE edit
>>
>>976452
W&W & Ummet Ozcan - The Code [Psychic Type Remix]

A couple mins into it.
>>
>>976689
>this hole was made for me.webm
>>
>>976748
>he considers it too dangerous to feed these days.

You mean "he considers it too dangerous to dance around like a loon while pretending to feed the snake during filming for is blog."
>>
>>976438
>lion got into a fight with a tiger
different ecosystems
the tiger essentially is the lion
>>
>>976438
Yeah there was. It was total bs conjecture, but I remember that show.
>>
>>972709
God damn those hyenas are beefy af
>>
>>975078
>we're talking animals that weigh literal tons because there's a whole lotta stuff coming off the back end
I...I just... I don't understand

On a side note: do you think this had any role in the evolution of standing posture in humans?
>>
>>974219
how is it even possible to get shots like that? fucking hell
>>
>>975980
shock value
>>
>>977066
got the reference.
>>
>>976026
sup reddit

captcha : soup
>>
>>974318
>now get the fuck out of here, bitch!
>>
>>976689
The stealth jet of animals.
>>
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>>974315
no on stops to consider how all the people around might be affecting the lioness' decision making? this is hardly a natural situation. regardless, anyone feeling big about their gender because of this clip, female lions are the hunters, not the males, this case is an exception.
>>
>>974314
aren't those elk as well as deer?
also this guy is acting like this is some huge revelation....this ecology 101 right here.
>>
>>976455
welp, time to fap
>>
>>976693
Jesus Christ why?
>>
>>978668
How cute they're playing
>>
>>975116
>firstkiss.webm
>>
>>974383
holy shit my sides
>>
>>975924

comedy gold
>>
>>974213
problem is, there is a cameraman which is probably the reason why the sharks aren't attacking the fish
>>
>>974341
never saw this one in a documentary before. got the source of it?
>>
>>973416

that thing is just fuckin bookin it
>>
>>974915
>>976257
>>976638
you're proving him right.
>>
>>979356
Relax, butch.
>>
>>974188
This is like a person diving into the ocean and disemboweling a shark
>>
>>975755
This is so cryptically fascinating
>>
>>982228
wow i come back to this thread days later and i find this comment
nice
just pointed out some illogical assessments of what is displayed as well as larger lessons people try to draw from it, especially when it coincides with some of the other misconceptions they have
>>
>>975950
>>975641
>not knowing who fucking Werner Herzog is
>>
>>974206
>you are feeling woozy
>>
>>976519
Underrated
>>
>>985740
Overrated
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