Cute animals thread

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Cavalry charge!

>>950513
Well shit. Lets uh.. Lets not eat that one.

>>950507
is this real?

anyway i come from a poor country, for me pets are dogs or cats or maybe a little bird in a cage.
all this snake, lizard, owl, exotic animal shit is too expensive. plus i dont think they belong in an apartment

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>>950507

>>950513
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2015/07/17/cdc-warning-stop-hugging-and-kissing-your-pet-chickens/

>>953148
this just made me really happy. bravo, little bird.

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This is my best friend

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:3

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>>953148

>>955284
Daw, baby goats are the cutest.

>>950509
that's adorable

>>954058

what song is that?

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>>956544
Chocobo theme from the Final Fantasy games.

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>>954058

>>950542

What breed is this?

>>956577
I want to say pugs, but the look a little too fluffy.

>>956576
they beepin

this thread is nice :^)

>>956585
OP here, I'm glad you've enjoyed it.

>>956577
shar pei or pekingese puppies

>>956559
It's stuff like this that reminds me that the world is a pretty good place

>>950548
never eating an animal again. ty

This thread is comfy as fuck.

>>956704
silly kitty

>>956785
They should get touch screens for animals at the zoo.

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>>956733
>>956766
this makes me happy

>>956577
an unhealthy breed that people need to stop buying

>>956787
holy shit that's possibly the most adorable thing ive seen in a long time

>>956704
Japan?

>>956726
Fucking cute, dude.

>>956704
That's one noisy cat. Reminds me of my own.

>>953720
clean that poor dogs eyes ffs

>>956787
>vicious pittbut
adorable

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>>953148
I am 110% percent sure that I heard this song somewhere.

Anyone have a sauce?

>>957732
It's the themesong of My Neighbor Totoro.

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>>957740
See I thought that and I got nowhere.

Have a link to a specific video?

>>957749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dv_iIuFJtA

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>>956733
>they immediately hold "hands" with the trainer at the end
Oh gosh

>>957732
This webm is how psychopaths are born

>>953148

I'm so happy now. This is so cute. Thanks bird.

>>956722
that thing is fucking fast

>>958073
Awe, that is just precious.

>>956851
I know some zoos with primates use digital stuff for enrichment, not sure about lions though

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>>950507

>>958176
Where can I get one of these dogs?

This thread is a happy thread.
Thanks everybody, my day is now much better.

>>958421
those are red pandas, not dogs

>>953171
Imagine waking up to that shit in the middle of the night.

>>954033
did it just bite through the nail holy shit

>>958599
[Volume Warning]

>>956571
This is like the bit of Encounter at Farpoint where Data can't quite whistle Pop goes the Weasel

>>956715
is this sugar water?

>>953148
super cute!!!

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my rooster

>>956726
lost

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>>958804
what breed is it?

>>958823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbu_d'Anvers

>>954033
Took me a second to realize that was a fake finger

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>>953148
>bird does Totoro song perfectly
Hnnnnngggggg

>>956707
I love how it looks like it's saying "that's it all folks" and bows to say thanks

>>958804
cuck

>>956733
otters can be cute but they rape and kill their young

no joke

>>958569
the way the owner laughs and how the bird responds is pricelss, always lose my shit to this one

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>>958569

crows are pretty cute too
and smart as fuck

>>956576
>not naming it Intel new RNG

>>956726
>remember that embarrassing thing you did 20 years ago.webm

>>958854
So do people.

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>>958569

>>955284

Haha, wow!

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>>956571

>>956712
Hnnggg....

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>>957732

>>956726
Isnt this the edit of the dude yelling? I remember it sounding higher pitch and less humany

>>956704
> FEED MEEEEE!!!!11!!!!1!

>>956719
> Mah weeds bruh

>>957715

I'm sure an AC10 Warthog with a cute shower cap on would look pretty cute too.

>>959007
those birds are super smart. wouldnt surprise me if he did that to gain trust

>>959150
i want to see that

>>956785
dees niggas be high as fuck

>>956576
Why do these birds sound like laughing Flowy from Undertale......

>>959013
mmm nuthin like some sand in your gills

>>956578
I love seals. So cute.

>>956578

Best level in super mario land.

>>958599
but why

>>956576
angry birdy on pc out now

>>958864
Fuck yeah... They are better.

>>958969

fUK!
Alright! Cut the fucken film!

>>958622
jesus christ that's nightmare inducing

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>>956705
>tfw a dog has more rhythm than you

>>958166
This is a double whammy.

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>>958809

>>958625
It's so weird recognizing so many bird sounds coming from the same damn bird. I can hear Magpies, Kookaburras, Butcher Bird and Currawong at least.

>>958854
So do dolphins and humans. It just about diversety in the species. One bad apple doesn't mean there isn't anything beautiful there.

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>>958625

>>958154
>take me plz

>>958864
Ravens actually can talk also. It's horrifying.

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>>956726

>>953148
Fucking weeb ass bird

>>958809
nice cock

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>>956576

>>953171
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>953171
imagine living next to the asshole who owns this.

>>958622
that bird makes pretty good trap music

>>956578
Fuck seals.

They're absolute monsters.

I support clubbing.

>>963857
Reminds me of my cat. She'll sit in the tub under the faucet, waiting for it to drip, and when it does she swats the droplet out of the air and licks it off her paw.

>>956576
"Let me just post a quick tweet"

>>963861
I had a cat that would do similar~ if you left a glass of milk unattended for 10 seconds, he'd have his dirty paw in it and lick it off

>>957701
Nigga, the dogs blind.

>>958176
red pandas are my weak spot. This hurts me. ;_;

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Kat Phart!

>>957749
"This is where I sits"

This has to be the best thread I've ever been a part of on 4chan.

>>963058
is the bird agree with him or the cage?

>>957682
I think that was a sliding door.

>>961605
fuuuuuck i lost hard

>>957682
the guy just got back from Iraq

>>953148
my dog died today

>>966057
Sorry anon, I know that's not easy. It's always ruff.

>>953720
dogs are beautiful creatures

>>956576
on the internet, no one knows you are actually a handful of small birds

>>961463
Hey fellow Aussie

>>966057
Hey there, nice meme
>>>/f/

>>966061
Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay

>>966471
>being this autistic

>>966527
He is right, you know.
It's an /f/ meme, someone often posts that video along with that same text.

>>966616
>been here since 2004
>never been anywhere but /b/, /wsg/, and /gif/.

>>966638
lateforwork.webm

>>966527
the seasonal insult is cuck now, not autistic

>>958073
>"So, the mother proceeds by eating his head."

>>966640
It's like a Thee Stooges routine.

>>966903
This is so fucking true. My bird/boy is 14. I've had him for the last 9 years. At first I didn't realize how smart he was. I mean I knew he could figure stuff out but over the years we pretty much have developed our own language. Most of it is body language as I am a stupid human and refuse to learn parrot...even though he has learned dozens of human words. I know what he wants and where he wants to play. I know when he is sad or sick or just plain pissed. I know when to back the fuck off for risk of losing a finger and I know when he just wants to snuggle up and watch TV.
He is my best friend....even though he is a pain in the ass.

>>958157
WASTED

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>>958569

>>954033
funnelwebs have been known to bite through fingernails and soft shoes
the cunts

>>954058
i love him

>>966988
But in the gif, isn't he biting right in the cuticle (pretty soft)?

>>959150
Is an AC10 Warthog the child of an A-10 Warthog and an AC-130?

>>967066
yeah. just an unrelated fact
also i diont think thats a real finger

>>957753
The fuck!?!
Post the original, not some damn fan dubbed shit.

>>968547
What are you talking about? This is the version that plays over the end credits. There's no fan dubbing going on.

>>968843
>>968547
I'm not sure if it's what he means, but the song is heaps better in japanese (I'm not a weeb).

>>953148
click here 2 smile.swf

>>958532
im pretty sure those are dogs

>>966921
I think this is true for most animals and animal owners.

>>959745
it's a big fucking shark, it'll be fine.

>>955284
>finish him

>>953720
he seems to be old when you see how he walks

>>956715
>Have one of those
>Hummingbirds never get close
>Spend all their time near a tree in the back of the house

Fuckers.

>>970267
Add red food coloring, it helps them see it since birds and reptiles have an especially hard time with transparent objects, and they'll be more likely to investigate if it's a bright color like their normal food

>>958804
nice cock

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>>958809

>>958759
Nah bro those are hummingbirds

>>970384
rename this to African American Workforce.

>>956578
Seals are just dog mermaids.

>>958532
cute dog

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>>950542

>>970546
>>>/pol/

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>>966057
Sleep tight forever pupper.

>>956544
Ace of Spades from Motley Crue

>>963856
Edgy McEdger from Edgetown in Edgeland.

>>958864
thug life af.

>>966975
>having an argument with a bird

>>956704
I love it when cats think they're dogs.

>>956715
this sugarwater stuff is shit.
keeps the hummingbirds away from pollinating + makes them fat, because it's an easily available energy source

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>>956733

>>958625
dude
>pew pew pew pew laser beam
had me rollin

>>970202
Yeah, he's getting really old. His back legs are losing a lot of strength, but otherwise he's perfectly healthy, but that's what happens to big dogs. It's pretty saddening to me, but it happens.

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1456644846966.gif

>>953171
>I HAVE A MOUTH SO I MUST SCREAM

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>>950507

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>>959017
O lord

>>959017
everytime

>>956715
Hummingbirds are smart
when their feeders run out they will hover outside the kitchen window

>>958622
What kind of bird is that?

>>976368
>shop shit spraying from birds ass hole
>make into 4chan banner

>>958154
And everyone says cats are souless.

>>976717
Souls aren't real.

>>977040
Oh really now?

>>958118
this kangaroo is about to (or is trying and failing) try and kill the dog
kangaroos/wallabies are cunts

>>958682
Just make sure he doesn't have access to cups in the middle of the night.

>>958962
i thought i was the only person who did that
every day
when will it stop

>>977285
I don't know man, everyone saw you trying to do that thing. I think you'll never be able to forget it, and that everyone involved still thinks about it from time to time, with how embarrassing it turned out to be and all.

>>956571
I wish my cockatiels whistled like this. All they do is shriek. bloody wanks

>>956578
it's hard to believe one of these took down Bin Laden

>>972187
B
A
S
E
D

G
O
D

>>975610
Looks like a raven, crow or magpie species.

>>976653
Where's the one with the prophecy?

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>>970384
What is this from?
I feel like watching animal documentaries.

>>971439
Feel you bro, I've got a 14 year old Labrador, it breaks my heart everytime I see him strruggle to get up to go for a walk. To see him wagging his tail while he catches his breath after getting up, it's so fucking sad. I don't think I'll ever love another dog as much as him.

>>961605
How they do that tho?

>>977638
I've got the youtube version right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuysY1BekOE

>>966975
This is how 90% of interactions with my cousin goes...

>>956578
>mom said its my turn to play

>>963856
Imma club you

>>965913
Eagles are such amazing creatures

>>959011
>muhdick!- the.jpg

>>956715
the hummingbirds around my house are extremely territorial and would never do this. they constantly fight each other around the feeder

>>956707
watching this with my cat she follows the movements

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>>965913
>>956722
Anyone have more of this kind of videos?

>>966638

Needs a motorboat sound.

>>958599
Passenger of shit - Nail my dick to your face

>>966134
Underrated post

>used to own a cat
>she used to suck on the blanket like a soother
>Chattered teeth at flies and laser pointers
>had to move to a new house with some friends
>Landlord didn't allow pets at all
>had to give her to my uncle
>don't even know if she's alive or not

really wish i could have recorded her sucking on the blankets, or even see her again.

>>978112
I love the teeth chattering. One of my mom's also does it every morning when she does her makeup, the mirror reflects some light into the ceiling and the cat just goes tch tch tch it's the cutest thing ever

>>978001
isn't this prostate massaging the cat

>>958809
Song?

>>978212
I have no idea.

>>956722
Holy fuck the camera isn't shaking at all. Birds have an insane head stabilization for real.

>>965526
He's with him, the bird hated the cage

>>977996
I wish I lived near a beach. I love beaches.

>>957155
shironekoshiro on youtube

>>977638
>>977701
The whole thing
https://youtu.be/6_bxfjF3tAI

>>978731
You can come live with me, I am surrounded by fat, loud, obnoxious bitches.

>>956559
I would pay good money to be in the middle of all that.

>>958532
I'm about 99% sure he was joking when he said that.

>>959256
It's tweet or be tweeted around here.

>>966638
That is an adorable baby hootfloof

>>970384
I'm not sure how you got the home movies of me and my dad, but I can tell you he's not as disappointed in me anymore.

>>971192
It doesn't really matter since the kind of people who put out hummingbird feeders are vetting their own garden with unnatural plants which makes pollination not relevant at all.

But if it really concerns you, set up an apiary

>>961605
lost so goddamn hard

>>961605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

Pretty damn impressive bird to be honest.

>>977977
breh she want to eat that bird.

>>978132
it is.

>>978001
Interesting.

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>>977589

>>958622
>random noise
>kill goym kill goym
>more random noise
I should stop browsing pol

>>958804
doesnt it shit around all your house?

>>961605
that bass jam, fucking lost

>>958842
kek

>>976475
make it so

>>979201
it's an adult, already shed its down and fully feathered

>>958166
I wanna be like yo-o-ou!

>>958068
Looks like somebody's got a sugar rush...

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>>977638

>>956704
Wow, you can actually hear him start to tear up. Must've really loved that cat.

>>977996
that dog is like a missile

>>970317
DO NOT ADD FOOD COLORING TO HUMMINGBIRD FOOD!

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>>977672
i have a dog i really care about too, why do we set ourselves up like this. i keep telling myself when shes gone i need to appreciate the love she created for me and my wife but i cant do it, im afraid. i dont want to lose her, i kept telling my wife were never getting a dog cause i dont like dogs then we find this little puppy on the side of the highway no more than 2 months old in the middle of a storm, im so fucking afraid.

>>958176
museis are cute af

>>956785
>tfw you just realize this is going to have to be a sleepover

>>956722
The whole time it's probably thinking "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING ON THE END OF MY BEAK?!"

>>963058
lost so goddamn hard

>>968873
parrotlets are amazing little birds

>>980578
cool

>>958166
>oh how much I love them now
>will break my heart to tell them they are not my own when they grow up

>>976653
>russian >cute
Pls no.

>>956576
>twitter.webm

>>956726
>when you realise Trudeau sold all your country's gold and still hasn't legalised weed

>>958077
>Windwaker sailing theme plays

>>958166
Orangatans are cool but there hands creep me the fuck out

>>958622
Doctor whats wrong with my bird?
well madam it appears he is trying to connect to a dial-up modem...

>>963058
I am in fucking tears this is gold

>>966640
getting ganked in the darkroot garden

>>970384
We bilt da pyramids and shit

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>>981498
i need the source for this
also i felt like i should contribute in some way but i have no fucking idea what this webm is

>>983791
what the fuck it's just remove kebab
why do i have 2002 memes on my pc

Holy shit I just remembered.
Does anyone have that one where someone is playing super Mario bros super loud and everytime Mario jumps the cat gets scared? I've only seen it on YouTube and I don't remember where

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsnHVaScjg
>inb4 not a webm

>>966037
This needs to have mario and luigi superstar music to it.

>>963058
this is the best post i've seen in years. +1 internets to you sir

>>979572
even gorillas do parenting better than a lot of humans

>>984645
What a qt3.14.

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>>981613
Of course it's going to hurt. That pain is testament to how much love you have for her. It is right for you to suffer, gotta take the good with the bad, the years of service and companionship with months of loss and mourning.

I'm not advocating some sort of cosmic karma balance though. Pain is only transitory, time slowly numbing us to all aches, all that remains is the enduring memory of that pure, undying love pets profess to us. It's an everlasting memento, so alive, much recurrent.

In the end, we gain much more than the temporary sadness we must endure. Love, memories, dreams and hopes, our lives are enriched by our contract with animals.

So when the time comes, man the fuck up and let those bitch tears loose, for they are an homage to a meaningful life, a worthy life, a life fondly remembered, a life well-lived.

>>981711
>this is not metal

faggot

>>977305
spend more time with them and they will very probably do cool stuff too just be patient

>>977305
You should let them listen to more music.

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>>987933

>>987936
Jeez, what is their deal? Are cats really frightened by cucumbers?

does anybody have the webm that talks about reintroducing wolves into some national park and it saved the whole ecosystem and biome as a whole?

>>988042
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=reintroducing+wolves+into+some+national+park+and+it+saved+the+whole+ecosystem+and+biome+as+a+whole%3F

>>977996
The joy of life

>>978001
Can animals go insane?