Anime Thread 218.0

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Gonna start up with some shitposting apparently

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>>928533
>Gonna start up with some shitposting apparently
why do you have to make little self pitty comments just post

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>>928540
Been getting flak from shitposters in the last thread that my webms weren't good enough without getting explained why, so I'm just doing it without any discretion anymore.

>>928558
i want a webm of the beginning of that but in reverse.

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>>928529
>>928419
And one last one from Paprika.

>>928540
>>928558
Please do not fucking start this again, you guys.

>>928563
You want the whole webm in reverse? Or just him putting on his aviator goggles?

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>>928558
>Been getting flak from shitposters in the last thread that my webms weren't good enough without getting explained why, so I'm just doing it without any discretion anymore.
once again dont care

>>928570
him taking off the goggles

make a good reaction image i think

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>>928571
Like this? Oh wait, I now just figured out you probably wanted a gif

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>>928571
Please stop.

>>928594
Hahaha, that's great. We should definitely have both webm and gif versions of that, for sure.

>>928594
>>928599
I kind of want to make it loop perfectly now but I don't know how

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When we start a new thread we don't talk about the old thread.

If you want to talk about the old thread go back there. It's still there.

>>928599
0/10 go back to webm school

>>928558
sauce?

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why did the last one fill out so fast?

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>>928603
A good rule.

>>928608
Fuck off.

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>>928626
got some newfriends posting it up
>>928631

>>928624
The Cockpit 01

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>>928626
There were a lot of posts without images, so people started dumping in order to balance it out. Made the thread go fast. Also, it was Saturday.

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>>928648
well that's the wrong one, my bad.

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>Someone's been recording video playback to make webms
>People are running multi-threaded video encoders with a single thread
>People are using CRF instead of two pass VBR
>Too many webm making help posts for anime thread
>Too many complaints about help making anime webms for any thread

>>928674

Wait, I was recommending crf the whole time? Fuck. I MEANT vbr. Ahh well.

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>>928703
Whoops, forgot the subs.

>>928726
I think Norio Wakamoto makes everything better. Just something about his voice.

Anyone have the one with archer taking out ISIS?

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>>928129
Thanks for posting in prev thread, I always enjoy that episode

>>928558
>>928533
Now I need to research source. I didn't even knew there is anime with actual WW2 dogfight.

>>928755
Yeah. I'm currently taking a break, because the encoding process just takes too fucking long. Later I suppose I'll come back and start googling around to figure out how to multithread so I can produce more content more quickly. There are still some scenes from Planetes that I want to webmify.

>>928774
what is this from so cool

>>928831
The Wings Of Honneamise.

>>928787

Woah, source on that?

>>928958
Read the metadata

>>928958
I'm not a assfagot like >>928971

the source is: Ibara no ou

>>928989

Much obliged

>>928989
I think he was attempting to teach anon for future saucing

>>929008
I think anon was to lazy to help other anons. not everyone browses /wsg/anime daily or weekly

>>929017
but the meta data is useful for saucing webms all around 4chan
also I think typing their post is actually more work than pasting the name of the anime

>>929020
How do you check the metadata?

>>929025
I open the files in VCL. The metadata is the text/title that appears at the bottom of the screen. There's other ways, but that's one of the easiest ways.

>>929026
Not him, but what's the easiest way to do it without saving the file? I always hate saving stuff and deleting it right away.

>>929032
Get 4chan X, next to the filename there's a line called "title", hover over it and that's the metadata

>>929032
Open the file in browser. Click the filename/hyperlink above image, I don't know. Some browsers work differently.

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>>929032

You can just drag the webm onto an open vlc/mpc etc I think. It'll just load the .webm saved in your temp folder.

>>929047
Aww shit, it works! Thanks, anon.

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>>928646
>Also, it was Saturday.
Funny how these thread move quicker on the weekends whereas most other threads slow to a crawl.

>>928768
>>928533
Tell me if you find.

>>928643
So many anime have these cute characters and good animation but are nothing but a jerk off.
>they want it
>they both want it
>they never get anywhere
>they have potential to develop at least an interesting drama
>they don't
waste of animation.

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>>929060

webm related

>>929047
Those damn unfulfilled lesbians cockteasing.

>>929150
Right after getting high for the night was the absolutely perfect moment to open this webm.

>>929146
woah bro that autism is off the charts!

>>929150
So, is the rest of the anime… weird, like this?

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>>929186

Nah. KyoAni just likes to flex it's animation skill sometimes. It's just about some kids solving mysteries. There's a bit of character outside the norm but nothing special.

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>>929127
More!

>>928670
i swear the way they did the american's face right before the crash is amazing.

>>928651
what's this from?

>>929262
>people hate the song inserts and slideshow of art

>>929336
>dat pixelated last close up of the Major
Everytime man.

>>929207
Chaika was a cute show that got WAY creepy at the very end. Straight Dark Souls an shit

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>>929355

>>929355
oh my, I have the vapors, mercy me.

The yuri is strong with this one

>>928651
I'd watch a Kaiji/Akagi style anime about Poker.

>>929389
this made smile, thank you

>>929466
tits

>>929466
someone needs to post the scene where she cut's a planet in half.

I require Megumin eyepatch bullying.
That "ya..yameRO~!" she does is incredible.

>>929492
>>929492
That whole episode was upsetting for me, Titan is my favourite moon.
I'll make it real quick.

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>>929509
Or not so quick, actually.

Anyone have any YuYuYu webm?

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Is this anime?
Also feels.

>>929638
>whiteknighting: the animation

>>928533
The Cockpit

>>929638
This is not a feels thread, stop that.

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I got out of the loop, did any of you fags found the sauce?

Is 4chan down or are we ded?

>>929712
I listen to this everytime t.b.h.

>>929369

Song name anyone?

>>929712
I fucking wish. Closest someone came was discovering it might be a remix of an Adult Swim bump.

>>929712
I always listin it for the bassline. Love it.

>>929855
>>929856
>>929857
samefag pls

>>929712
>>929814
>>929855
>>929856
>>929857
Kill yourself

>>929814
>>929856
>>929857

Holy shit, that obvious samefag.

>>929853

What episode is this? Or can you make this without the subs?

>>929712
Forgot what episode it was.

>>929712
>tfw you know the adult swim bump song but I'm not telling because it won't change you from autisticaly posting this asking for sauce

>>929848
>>929858
Anyone have a webm of the clip from this show with the cat girl that the main character asks to "repeat after him"? He says a bunch of stuff with the subtitles showing "managing a menagerie " and stuff like that, and it makes the cat girl sound adorable when she repeats him.

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>>929888
Pretty sure this is it

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>>929888
Here you go.

>>929355
What anime is this?

>>929890
>>929891
Bless your souls, anons

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>>929890
I saw the subs and was absolutely sure I didn't want to see this.

File unrelated.

>>929881
from the new special.
rare instance where the sub comes out before the raw

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>>929881
best I could do, still has the watermark though

>>929900

Thanks so much!

>>929848
what the fuck is this show even about

>>929858
Worst girl

>>929917
Makes me laugh every time
From what is it?

>>929336
RIP Origa

>>929892
upotte

>>929146
They do get together, watch the movie

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>>928523

i fucking googled five different frames of this shit and nothing came up give me the source

>>929958
Metadata.

[HorribleSubs] Dimension W - 04 [1080p]

>>929963

thank you very much

>>929859
>>929867
>>929876
Fuck is wrong with you?

>>929910
random shit.
people like random.
so its random.
XD

>>929920
Tesagure Bukatsu-mono.
It's improv comedy for the most-part.

First two seasons are half-length episodes, then they made a 3rd season which was a cross-over with a different series.

>>928529
This scene gave me the biggest boner, I swear.

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>>930006
you sure are salty about your inability to comprehend chinese picture dramas

>>930053
Only two posts off making this really about 'GETS'

>>930061
unlucky

>>929945
And is there a clip of elf girl getting the shit beaten out of her?

>>929855
Legions of the Serpent by The Faceless.

>>930079
she's not an elf, she's just finnish

>>929400
song?

>>928674
>>928681
I thought crf in conjunction with qmin and qmax was what wielded the best results. Is it not so?

>>930085
Either way the only way I'm going to finish is if I see her being punished

>>930094
Darude Sandstorm

>>930096
2 pass vbr (optionally with qmin and qmax as a wrench) will provide the best results.

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>>930096
I was saying crf previously, but I meant vbr. I've used ffmpeg directly before, but I typically use WfR on account of it being so much easier. I got commands mixed up in my advice. >>930104 has it exactly right. Sorry if my mistake put you on the wrong path.

>>930104
I actually cant believe I got an un-ironic answer for that...

>>930114
It's not going to stop until I make no fun anymore.

>>930096
>>930104
>>930112
dont start

>>929276
People also think Justin Bieber makes good music.
Don't put too much stock in people's opinions.

>>930114
The irony was actually just hidden behind a friendly, open sincerity. Like a subtle smirk you don't notice. It's high level stuff, but that's where the board is now. The edgiest thing you can do is just be kind and helpful and honest and direct.

>>929276
>>930127
it is pretty objectively true that putting background music on with some slideshows is not a very interesting way to fill an episode, I guess the funeral scene wasn't that bad but in the first or second ep where it was just some random music with the characters fucking around in the city for half the episode it was just like, what the fuck, do they expect people to actually buy this?

Why the hell do you retards keep giving sauce to people for webms that have metadata right fucking there?

>>930191
one anon gets off on spoon feeding every request, even ironic and sarcastic requests like>>930094

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>>930104
>>930112
Okay. So here's the command I used to make this webm. How can I improve the quality and its file size?

ffmpeg -ss 01:21:46.489 -i input.mkv -t 10 -c:v libvpx -qmin 0 -qmax 10 -threads 4 -an -sn -y output.webm

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>>930198

No. Figure it out yourself.

>>930198
Did you even read the first post you linked?

>>930202
I have no idea how to do 2 pass encoding, and the only thing I've found about vbr is https://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/Encode/VP8
And I know for a fact that -b:v is absolute shit, which is why I don't think that's what you guys are talking about when you speak of vbr.

>>930198
Anything below -qmin 10 is a placebo. Settings of -qmin 16 and -qmax 26 should provide visually indistinguishable differences (generally speaking).

Try this:
ffmpeg -ss 01:21:46.489 -i input.mkv -t 10 -c:v libvpx -quality good -cpu-used 0 -qmin 16 -qmax 26 -b:v 3200K -lag-in-frames 16 -auto-alt-ref 1 -threads 4 -an -sn -f webm -metadata "title=Spirited Away" -pass 1 /dev/null
ffmpeg -ss 01:21:46.489 -i input.mkv -t 10 -c:v libvpx -quality good -cpu-used 0 -qmin 16 -qmax 26 -b:v 3200K -lag-in-frames 16 -auto-alt-ref 1 -threads 4 -an -sn -f webm -metadata "title=Spirited Away" -pass 2 output.webm

>>930209
>And I know for a fact that -b:v is absolute shit, which is why I don't think that's what you guys are talking about when you speak of vbr.
-b:v sets a target AVERAGE bitrate, which will be overuled by quality settings from -qmax etc. You can also set a maximum deviation from the target average bitrate -bt, or the max / min with -minrate or -maxrate.

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For some reason I couldn't view the metadata on this webm when it was posted in the last thread (my laptop is fucked at the moment). I hate to ask for source, but it's just so gorgeous.

>>930216
What the hell is this from? I like it.

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>>930216
>>930226
Try this.

>>930209
You could try learning more about ffmpeg since that post shows you clearly don't know enough.

>>930216
>>930226
use 4chanx

>>929369
>>930211
ugh...

>>930230
Thanks, bro.

>>930215
I've been doing mine like this. Is this bad?

ffmpeg -y -ss 00:06:00 -i "input.mp4" -ss 00:00:50.702 -t 00:01:04.918 -c:v libvpx -crf 20 -b:v 680k -c:a libvorbis -pass 1 -threads 3 -f webm NUL &&
ffmpeg -ss 00:06:00 -i "input.mp4" -ss 00:00:50.702 -t 00:01:04.918 -c:v libvpx - crf 20 -b:v 680k -vf scale=-1:360 -c:a libvorbis -b:a 60k -pass 2 -threads 3 -metadata title="title" output.webm

>>930253
I don't think there's a point in specifying both -b:v and -crf.

>>930261
If I use both -b:v specifies the max bitrate for crf. -crf alone with VP8 uses a shitty low bitrate and I don't want to use a constant bitrate by doing -b:v alone.

>>930228
Thanks anon. It's been ages since I used a 4chan extension, but it looks like they've improved a lot lately.

>>930198
>>930215
>>930253
make a new thread if you're going to talk webm specifics

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>>930262
>If I use both b:v specifies the max bitrate for crf

No, -b:v specifies the average bitrate for the whole video. -maxrate would specify the maximum, though crf should already constrain this.

>-crf alone with VP8 uses a shitty low bitrate and I don't want to use a constant bitrate by doing -b:v alone.
Set a lower crf value, and -b:v doesn't set a constant rate.

>>930198
>>930215
Here's my attempt. I had to scale down my source to 720 from 1080, and I applied a de-noising filter as well (it looked like I would benefit from it). I could also apply a sharpening, or more bandwidth to the video stream.

>ffmpeg -i input.mkv -vf "dctdnoiz=15:n=3,scale=-1:720:flags=lanczos" -c:v libvpx -quality good -cpu-used 0 -qmin 16 -qmax 26 -b:v 3200K -lag-in-frames 16 -auto-alt-ref 1 -threads 5 -an -sn -f webm -metadata "title=Spirited Away" -pass 2 output.webm

>>930215
Thank you very much, anon. I've used that method and the quality stayed the same, yet the file size decreased to 2.3 MB. I've removed -b:v and the file size decreased yet again to 1.5 MB, while the quality has remained the same. Is there any point in specifying -b:v? I'm pretty sure if I use imagemagick I could find some differences between the frames, but to the naked eye, -b:v deems to make no difference at all as far as quality goes.

>>930274
>>930275
Stop shitting up the thread

>>930274
>No, -b:v specifies the average bitrate for the whole video
Yeah when used alone it does that. When used with crf it does what I described.

>>929366
sauce?

>>930296
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x

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>>930286
>Yeah when used alone it does that. When used with crf it does what I described.

I don't think so. Can you provide any documentation to that effect?

>>930304
>Can you provide any documentation to that effect?
you are fucking autistic kid

>>930304
Not that anon, but I found this:
>In addition to the "default" VBR mode, there's a constant quality mode (like in the x264 encoder) that will ensure that every frame gets the number of bits it deserves to achieve a certain quality level, rather than forcing the stream to have an average bit rate. [...] In this case, the target bitrate becomes the maximum allowed bitrate.
https://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/Encode/VP8

>>930312
Thanks.

>>930309
Was >>930312 so hard?

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>>930315
THIS IS NOT THE THREAD FOR THAT

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>>930320
I've posted >10% of the the OT webms in this thread, and helping people make better quality anime webms is very much anime webm related.

>>930328
>helping people make better quality anime webms is very much anime webm related.
No it is not. Make a tutorial thread.

>>930328

That's like going to a car dealership and asking them to fix your car.

>>930336
>Make a tutorial thread.

Make a complaint thread.

>>930328
You are just taking up image and post counts
Just make another thread for it

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>>930328
>>930315
Have you really never read the VP8 page before?

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>>930349

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>>930353

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>>930358

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>>930347
The trac page? No, or not in a long time. I don't use CRF for webms anyway.

When I do look for vpx encoding information I usually look to:
https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-codecs.html#libvpx
http://wiki.webmproject.org/ffmpeg
http://www.webmproject.org/docs/encoder-parameters

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Anyone know the song in this webm?

>>930394
Sayonara no Tsubasa ~ the end of triangle

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>>930406
Thank you anon.

>>929859
>>929867
>>929876
>that fucking obvious samefag

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>>929888
longer one

>>928651
sauce pls

>>929712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iG3Ar0ZBQg
??

>>928523
>0:12
looked away for a second and thought she was opening her vagina

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>>930464

You guys can have this part too, though if someone has a better version I'd like it.

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>>929207
more you say?

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>detected possible malicious code in image
fuck you anhiro

>>929150
That's good animation.

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last one

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>>930484
>>930487
>>930489
>>930491
>>930497
>>930500
>>930506
>>930511
>>930512
>>930519
>>930533
>>930540
>>930545
>>930553
Tanks man

>>930506
>>930511
>>930512
>>930519
whole lotta fetish fuel in this

>>928674
>I AM THE QUEEEN OF FRAAANCE

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This show is (barely) animated shitposting

hey guys im looking for a webm of a girl licking a dude on his cheek then it jumps to a snake doing it to a guy and he laughs. does anyone have this or know what im talking about?

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>>930652
>snake

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>>929193
Am I the only one who is extremely curious how this guy can ride a bicycle for extended periods of time WITH HIS EYES CLOSED without crashing into anything?

>>930658
he's asian mate his eyes are open

>>930665
>implying anyone in this generic moeblob style ever resembles anything even remotely asian

I still smiled, though.

>>930652
>>930656
https://youtu.be/Fib4-S9ENpE
Video its from check out demo's other stuff to if you like it. His stuffs usually gold.

>>929891
i've always been really curious about what the literal translation of the tongue twister in the scene is. There's no way that the literal translation can also be a nightmare tongue twister in BOTH English and Japanese

>>930684
>youtube anime "critics"
just about the most autistic thing in the world

>>929649
>whiteknighting
dis nigga cereal?

>>929352
>at the end
nigga did you not see the first episode where a bloodthirsty unicorn exploded into a shower of gore

>>930041
3rd season is much more like a variety show, especially in the second half with two mafia episodes and the last quiz show

>>930367
Section 9 ain't nuthin' to fuck with. Also that bitch has her shirt on backwards.

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More webm's plz thx

>>930685
I don't quite get it, but it's something like "Looking for a long time at a line of 7 loudly crying 750cc motorcycles simply lined up at a 77 degree angle."

ななめななじゅうななどのならびでなくなくいななくナナハンななだいなんなくならびでながながめ

naname nanajuunanado no narabi de nakunaku inanaku nanahan nanadai nannaku narabi de naganagame

>>930752
I'm not sure if it has any meaning at all, but the fact that nishio is using the most obscure kanji imaginable doesn't help either
斜め七十七度の並びでなくなくいななく750七台何なく並べて長眺め

>>930762
Oh wait I copypasted the wrong one, that's after hearing as well, this is the original I'm pretty sure
斜メ漆拾漆度ノ竝ビデ
泣ク泣クイナ丶ク
ナナハン漆壹難ナク
竝ベテ長眺メ

>>930762
None of the kanji in that tongue twister are even remotely obscure except maybe 嘶く

>>930768
Yeah, it's a bit weird if you write it the way he did, but he's mostly just using the classical/literary forms for numbers. Once you get used to his bullshit, it's not obscure.

>>929712
What's the deal with this webm and Why can't I find the source of the song?

I 've honestly search everywhere and came up with nothing

>>930656
thanks man

>>930768
By the way, if you have a pre-1970 edition of the Nelson's Japanese to English Character Dictionary, there's a very handy table inside the back cover that shows kanji that were significantly changed by the 1946 standardization measure. All you need to understand Nishio's writing is that table and the classical forms of the numbers 0-10.

>>930779
reading 壹 as dai is pretty obscure either way, and you skipped over 難ナク completely, also 泣ク泣ク is more along the lines of weeping, not crying loudly, using it for motorcycles crying loudly is a bit forced
>>930791
the numbers are odd but the rest of your translation is pretty willy nilly as well

>>930468
Mardock Scramble: The Second Combustion

>>930797
Are you suggesting that weeping motorcycles makes more sense than crying motorcycles? They're both gibberish.

And no, I didn't skip over 難なく. "...motorcycles simply lined up ..." Maybe "easily" would have been better, but the sentence is still nonsense.

I don't claim my translation is perfect. If you have a better idea, feel free to post it.

Also, I found this chiebukuro post informative:
正確には
「斜め七十七度の並びで泣く泣くいななくナナハン七台難なく並べて長眺め」

泣く泣く→泣きながら
いななく→(馬などが)声高く鳴く
ナナハン→750ccの大型自動二輪車のこと
難なく→たやすく、簡単に

「大きな声で泣きながら、バイク七台を斜め七十七度の角度でたやすく並べて、それを長らく眺めている」
という意味かな。

そんなにつながった意味合いは無いですよ。ただ、ブラック羽川に「にゃーにゃー」言わせたいがために、「な」のつく言葉を並び立てただけです
http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1456760699

>>930506
>>930511
>>930512
>>930519
>little kid
>rent this movie
>this whole scene in front of my family
so awkward

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FUCKING MOONRUNES

>>930822
I'm just saying that while the English word of crying has the connotation of a loud voice and weeping, Japanese doesn't have the same thing, it's either weeping or a loud noise, and it uses the word for weeping
so that's what that was supposed to be, I wouldn't think of "without issue" as "simply" but fair enough I guess
I'm still not sure how you read 漆壹 as nanadai either
well it's not that informative, it's just trying to make sense of the words and comes to the conclusion that it doesn't mean anything just a bunch of words with "na" in them so Hanekawa have to say "nya", which I'm pretty sure everyone figured

I'm just not sure if taking a text, modifying and skipping over parts that don't make sense and try to arrange them in a way that sounds okay is a good way to translate something, so I just said that I'm not sure if it has a meaning at all and the kanji are weird too and you just went "nothing weird about this one this is the most standard japanese text evah ur just a big idiot xD go read mr dickheads table about numbers :P" so I'm just gonna nitpick anyways because fuck you

>>930837
fuck off, the only people who find this cringy shit funny are actual retards

>>930837
>"We can cancel it, a retarded kid has his heart into it!"

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>>930857
whoa there, too much salt is bad for your blood pressure

>>930752
>>930762
>>930768
>>930773
>>930779
>>930791
>>930797
>>930822
>>930853

I wasn't really expecting much when I mentioned that I was curious about the literal translation, but you guys are awesome.

I have to say that I'm pretty impressed that the subbers came up with such a good believable english tongue twister to stick in that scene.

>>930863
>oh shit I have no response better call shitposting!
>u-u mad?
how about you go fuck yourself, this sort of uninspired hey let's act like a complete retard because it's "funny" is just literally cancer, if he makes a video about monogatari and explains characters and events from a jungian point of view or explains the japanese word plays and puns and their function in the story then I'd say that alright that's a good video but obviously he has no fucking idea about anything instead he's just rehashing internet memes and jokes like HEY ITS JAPANESE CHINGCHONGDINGDONG XDD which is actually just the most cringeworthy autistic shit ever

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I can't believe I didn't try making this sooner.

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>>930857
>>930874
kek you do seem upset though from one little webm

>>930884
>kek
well at least we know where your cancer kind comes from

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>>930874
I don't know if this is legitimate butthurt or shitposting at this point.
I mean just see the dub butthut that has been caused before.

>>930895
>look mom I called him butthurt xD
you kids are actually this autistic huh, tell me that I'm not right with a straight face though, acting like a retard on the internet isn't witty or entertaining in the slightest

>>930895
You know what's shit posting, webms like that.

Any of you faggots one of demo's dildos?
Just curious if you hang around here.

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>>930900
o yea
i hang everywhere though

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>>930899
What's wrong with it?

>>930874
this is truly autism the post

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>>930905

>>930905
Are you deliberately making every webm with awful crackling noise in the background, that gets corrupted?

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a webm a day keeps the boredom away

>>930907
nah this is truly autism >>930684
this sort of autistic shit is why anime has a bad name

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>>930912
yeah why not

>>930922
So you're actually just shitposting.

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>>930916
nah, Is people that gets its shit flipped for everything m8

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>>930922
have you seen the size of these things?
I'm squeezing the most I can for every single one.

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>>930930
sorry, meant to >>930924

>>930925
nice ingish pablo, nice arguments you've got though, I explained how this sort of uninspired rehashed garbage is the absolute pit of autistic idiots and your retort has been just "u-u mad bro?" so look I don't really mind what you do with your life but I'd recommend killing yourself for everyone's sake

>>930930
Well maybe you shouldn't make webms if you have no idea how to do them.

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>>930932
I'm really curious right now tho, are you legitimately mad or just shitposting?
I really can't tell

>>930931
>>930930
>>930922
>>930909
>>930905
>>930895
>try to skip ahead in webm
>"Error: Corrupt or unplayable video"
This is truly annoying. Fuck you anon.

>>930935
at least try to make an argument even if you're trolling, holy fuck you /v/ kids are the stupidest pile of idiots ever

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>>930933
I may defend my honor as a respectable autist that optimizes them by posting more

>>930940
If your honor is making really shit webms that make you look like an idiot then sure go ahead. Please do a favor and use a trip or something though so I can filter you.

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>>930939
I'm serious

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>>930944
Then show me your skills and post your 4mb wembs

>>930945
if you were serious you would have an actual argument, instead of spamming really shit memes, which is funnily enough what this youtube guy seems to be doing all day, at least he's making money off of it though unlike you who's just being a retard for nothing

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Holy shit, I think this guy is actually mad.

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>>930947
I'm sure there's better optimisations but hey get this, it doesn't get corrupted or sounds like cancer.

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>>930940

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I thought to myself, 'man, the thread is really slow tonight. 4chanX hasn't shown me any updates.' Low and behold, it's actually just a group of fucking idiots arguing about posts I hid and thus were hidden by relation.

Thanks, 4chanX.

>>930835

Oh man I can feel it from here.

Sorry anon.

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>>930954
I usually put length+quality over audio in my priority list.

I don't know if you noticed, but some of there are more than 3 minutes.
>then crop it
I have them cut but I think is better if you get the entire non-stop way experience.

>>930965
Sure whatever can you just start using a name or something like I asked though? I really would prefer filtering this shit.

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>>930970
I don't like trips if they are not necessary.
You can just hide it m8. That's the last one I have with audio anyway.

>>930481
is he photoshopped to look like feels or is that just glorious coincidence

>>930974
Well it is pretty necessary, if people want to filter your stuff. Are you stupid or something? To hide I have to open it first and see that it is shit, it's way better if it doesn't show up in the first place, that's the whole point.

>>930978
Considering that the anime came out in 2009 and the feels meme has only been popular for the past couple years I'd say it's a coincidence.

>>929712
didnt find the source but i found something chill
<iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bsg9_1JzmBA?list=PLEAAC182966AE4A81" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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>>930979
but I'm not really contributing anything that requires it and using one because someone disliked the audio quality of some webms seems like a pretty lame excuse to use one.
Like I said, you can just hide it. I'll make sure to have a tag of that in the filename next time.

>>929910
retarded shit that doesnt flow at all. I go through like 3 episodes of monogatari second season and felt like i was being dragged through a sea of shit.

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>>930989
Just use a name then, or something in the filename that I can filter, stop being such a faggot. You get told that your stuff is bad and your response is "then I'll post more" it's just natural that I want to avoid seeing that. It's not just the audio quality either, the fact that they get corrupted is instantly a no-no, I don't even know how you manage to do that. Also there you go the same scene with sound that I made a while back, but you're hell bent on posting the worst quality of things possible so whatever.

>>930993
your post makes no sense, either you watched about 30 episodes of the show just to decide that you don't like it or you started watching it at 30th episode and then complain that you don't get it, are you having a stroke or something?

>>930998
>or something in the filename that I can filter
well what I just said

>>931002
Alright, how about "garbage", that sounds pretty fitting.

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>>931003
now you are mad again

>>931005
Is this your defense mechanism? If people say something you don't like you just call them mad. Your webms are just really bad quality so it's not unreasonable to ask for filtering.

>>930885
>a weaboo getting on his high horse over WoW memes
jesus christ

>>930895
that music for the first 20 seconds reminds me of the thanatos boss fight in secret of mana

>>931011
It's not even a wow meme though. I know it's like the korean laugh too but I'm pretty sure it's just a misspelling of lol. It is mainly used by /v/ as well, which is you know pretty much regarded as a reddit sidekick nowadays.

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Holy shit

this nerd is ACTUALLY mad.

Bahahahaha

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>>930957
>hiding posts

>>931015
>It is mainly used by /v/ as well
maybe at one point but it has infected all boards for years now

>>931025
I don't think so, /v/ crossies use them but the rest of people just think that oh boy this shit again. I'm pretty sure it's regarded as cancer in better video games communities as well.

>>929712
FUCK

Meme or not, this is seriously giving me a headache not knowing the name of the fucking song played