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>>921755
I hope they gave that dog some fucking food, it deserved it.

>>921779
>>921781
>>921785
>>921789
This is so fucking stupid
>m-muh sneke lieks spece guise
>it totally isn't just staring off into space, and I'm holding things in front of it!
>REPTILES CAN LOVE

>>921799
They didn't

>>921749
>Inb4 salmonella

>>921864
I'm so lost. Why provoke the cat?

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>>921883
From my experience normies fucking love to anger or scare cats because of le cats r jerks xD meme.

>>921883
As someone that dumb when I was younger, sometimes you just see a small animal and really want to hold or pet them despite their current mood because you find them fascinating. Or think you can comfort them despite being what's riling them up. Got clawed and bit so many times as a kid.

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>>921748
it's spelled /an/

>>922273
Don't sexualize the corgi, they're pure.

>>921812
Yes, anon, that is the joke, and you are the one getting autistically upset about it.

>>921751
That is way beyond awesome

>>921759
>He's gunna root yah!
Frikkin Kiwi's.

>>921759
Is that a cassowary? tf are these people thinking?

>>921864
Some cats are assholes frankly. I love my cats and would never fuck with them but some are just vindictive pieces of shit. As long as he's not hurting the cat I don't really feel bad.

>>923815
>dragging a croc into the water
that nigga probably died

>>921812
Go back to /v/ you autist

>>921749
lmfaooooo
>dreams come true for lizard

>>921883
My cat tends to get a bit peeved sometimes, usually when it has a tangle I haven't found or managed to remove yet, and it signals pretty clearly when it wants me to put on the thick glove for it to go to town on.

>>921759
cassowary will fuk ur ass up niqqa 3 inch talons

>>921864
>Why would he keep petting?
Because it's the cats job to be fucking cute! That's why. That's the life it was born into and if it doesn't want to hold up it's part in being cute to get food and care, then I'd toss that fucker off my porch before he could even try to claw me. I don't love my pets unconditionally.. nigger better fake his affection or gtfo and let some other poor sod feed him.

>>923942
Too Cute! is the best show Animal Planet ever produced.

>>923976
Naw, jaguars kill by biting hard enough to puncture the brain or sever the spine. Croc's not going to be fighting anything now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1by5-BpTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNYwxDZ_pA

>>921755
The evolution has begun gentlemen. How long before domesticated dogs evolve so that the can communicate with humans

>>921752

Name of the song?

>>924205
Clocks by Coldplay

>>923595
this looks like they fixed the rifle to his front legs so he can only walk on two legs, not very nice...

>>924239

>not naming the file water gun/hydro pump

>>921759
people who laugh like this should be executed.

>>923973
No, some cats are just poorly socialized when they're young and it fucks them up for the rest of their lives.

>>923970
>>924001
thats an emu you fuckwits

>>924188
brb, let me queef out all my kids.

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>>924236
what the fuck

>>924303
sometimes I feel like people don't actually get this joke.

>>924327

>This is my hole
>It was made for me

>>924222
wtf are you talking about. It is attached at chest level and you can see his front 2 legs moving as well as his back legs.

>>924299
>queef

thats a male brah

>>923970
>>924001

Does that fucking bird look like a blue pterodactyl to you?
It's an Emu.

>>924193
why do I find this hot?

>>924319
That's fucking adorable

>>924322
Why is this dumbass treating it like it's a dog? That iguana is fucking PISSED

>>924188
did they all just get sucked into the filter? kek

>>924191
id be freakin out, fucking nope

>>921864

just choke the piece of shit, can't bite you then

>>924188

it's not giving birth, just pushing them out of it's pouch

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>>924209

thats a bidet

>>921752
>>923595
Every time mang. Love that shit

>>924319
My dog does this

>>924428
>FILTHY HUMAN SKIN UGHHHH feels good tho

>>921816
cunts

>>924462
MY SIDES

>>924310
They's niggas for life.

>>924188
That's interesting.

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>>924335

>>924428
as a herpetologist I've seen a lot of pissed lizards, and that one was not angry

>>924678
kings (and snakes in general) really hate the caera lens

>>924350
Oh my god, that's adorable!

>>924353
TACHIKOMAAAAAAAA!

>>924181

What kind of bird is?

>>924322

But... I always thought that reptiles had a very primitive brain and couldn't love, be pet.
Maybe this be just a response to stimulus food.

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>>925576
Even fish enjoy being pet and stroked.

>>924345
Fuck...

>>924353

Fuck^2

>>925577

Kek the file name.

>>921864
>cat is clearly scared and is ready to attack
>pet the cat anyway
wew cats are such cunts amirite xDDDDD

>>925576
My spiders are little cuddle bugs. It doesn't actually take very much brain to think. Most people just don't know how to interact with things that aren't peoplish.

>>924418
Fearousal.
Don't worry, anon. I fearbonered too. Wish I could find more.

>>924334
DRRR DRRR DRRR

>>921779
tv is dirty as fuck

>>924515
bro every dog does this

>>924176
>How long before domesticated dogs evolve so that the can communicate with humans
They literally already have. Wolves don't bark most of the time like dogs do. Dog barking is mostly for the benefit of humans as we are able to tell what the dog wants/ is feeling by the type of bark. there are studies on this somewhere, but I'm too lazy to search for them right now.

>>924293
This is strangely hypnotizing.

>>924222
holy shit you are a retard

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>>924310
Awesome!

>>925426

I think what you meant to say was: "Fucking horrifying!"

>>924678

That scared the shit out of me!

>>926142
Makes sense, because wolves generally communicate through body language
From what I've seen, most people are retarded as fuck when it comes to understanding animal body language

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>>923815
>>923976
>>924157
You guys like my edit?

>>925189
Still looks better than the special edition.

>>924172
the judge looks dead inside

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/birb/ dump

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>>926809

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>>926811

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>>926815

>>926163
best one.
More birds plz

>>925555
Looks like a Magpie

>>924353
Try muting this vid and watch it with https://youtu.be/wj23_nDFSfE playing in the background

>>925429
i can hear their voices

>>921883
Because it's funny. It's like sucking your friend's dick even thought neither of you are gay. Sure they will get mad, but it's all in good fun.

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>>926942
Thats one of my favourite jokes. I'll play it on total strangers.

>>921812
im with anon on this one. Whats the point of having reptiles ohter then just to watch them in their terrarium?

>>921864
I have two cats and would slap them in the face when they act like that. Dominate the animals or they will dominate you you hippie cunts

M>>924345
Katydid?

>>926954
That's amazing. Also kek at the filename.

>>926862
I know the song but I can't think of the name. What is it?

>>924211
HOW MUCH OF THEIR BODY IS MOUTH HOLY SHIT

>>927479
Tonari no Totoro.

>>921748
song?

>>924291
So you're saying you would be first to have their head chopped off then?

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>>924345

>>924345
Omg, those are so beautiful.

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>>921748

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>>921748
Owls are pretty cool

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>>921748
more cat

>>925555
>>926881
It's a hooded crow.

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>>926862

>>923976
it was paralysed from the first bite m8

>>924191
I never knew sharks could be so cute

>>921860
>what is like when watching american tv

>>921864
this is why i fucking hate cats

>>926659
>no guard choking noises
Pretty wasted potential imo.

>>924191
>>929726
>n-notice me senpai

>>924418
An attractive woman not averse to putting disgusting things in her mouth.

>>929766
good point man, but now I gotta install adobe audition or sony acid if I want to multitrack that shit in there....fug,..

>>924243
Why am I tearing up?

>>925577
God damn, this things are fucking murder machines

>>926860
What a fucking legend

>>930632
Filename should be dahuia7oh9w749w347w3ao48wg78a9ofyfo.gif

>>925189

>Mad Max Fury Road

>>930634
>has sound
>.gif
Nah, you're stupid and I don't care that it has a "wrong filename".

>>926823
Jesus that was almost torture seeing that thing getting eaten from ass end up

>>924293
tough kid

>>924688
that's a long ass time

>>926860
Not sure if I'm this is the joke, but all I hear is fucking nigger

>>926857
>stripper pole

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Sorry if you guys think this is really stupid.

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>>926954
Can a newborn shark even survive on its own? I mean, I guess they don't really have to worry about predators, but still.

>>924243
tell that to the frog and the scorpion

>>930893
scorpions are just sociopaths. it's random who they are. sentient beings are sentient

>>930893
perhaps you are the scorpion

>>930893
i mean someone who would decide not to trust another just because of their appearance? sounds like a scorpion to me

>>930988
you're right i should have stopped trying to civilize these people long ago.

>>924188
That is actually the male seahorse giving birth. The female lays the eggs in his pouch.

>>930893
is it in your nature to use subjective premises to produce conclusions about people you don't know?

>>926969

Animals are magnificent and interesting, dude. Reptiles may not love you like a dog, but they still have their own personalities and behaviors.

Some can see the wonder in the natural world, anon.

>>924428

That lizard was happy as fuck. I don't know what you're talking about.

>>929733

Because they don't take shit from abusive owners? That dude was asking for it.

>>928902
chocobo song lol

>>930872
Yes, actually. For the most part sharks are completely independent from birth. They're generally good to go right off the top. They had a far shot at making it in the wild in this webm, and I guess that's the best you can hope for.

>>926910
lol it works

>>930632
>4chan moderation board

>>926811
now thats cute

>>928171
i keked so hard

>>928171
fukken kek

>>931065
>>931066
stop posting that. nobody care's if you newfags get a laugh out of an ancient video. (i'm saging because this is a reply to shitposts)

>>926945
they are tapping ground to find worms. worms go out when they hear sound like tapping because of fear of rain.

>>924188
Seahorse are fucking crazy.

>Seadragons are crazier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MKkr_1Kqcw

>>924191
Fire up the engine and gtfo

>>924462
lulzy

>>921749
>tfw this lizard is less beta than me

>>930638
little bitch deserved it

>>930844
support pole m8, its an unfinished/partially basement

>>926659
>no choking and neck snapping sound effects from the game
>Implying that wasn't a straight stealth kill

You fucked up.

>>922307
How is he sexualizing the corgi

>>930855
i approve

>>930585
Because all these different animals have found a way to like each other and you can't even get a member of your own species of the opposite gender to like you.

>>928167
are those ragdolls? they're the best cats

>>929733
i hate dogs because everytime i kick them in the head they just try to bite me

>>930630
maybe he otter pull the chair out first

>>930632
that's how I imagine aliens sound

>>921986
>Pokemon.webm

>>925576
They aren't THAT simple, they do have an actual brain, not just a ganglia or a nerve network. They wouldn't have the same relationship to a human as a dog or a cat was because they haven't been bread for thousands of years for it, but I'm sure they know enough to get along with a person.

>>931420
why are cockatoos so fucking crazy

>>931495
Because they come from Australia, the feisty bastards that they are.

>>930632
>tweeting

>>930632
>IE

>>926117

>the_rustler.gif

>>928169
owls are awesome

>>921860
top fucking kek

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>>924236
> filename

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>>928171

>>930632
On the internet nobody knows you are birds.

>>931495
Maybe because with their head feathers their behaviours are moving the head to communicate?
But just guessing here.

>>926823
At the end i just hoped the guy would have video taped him pulling out a gun and shooting that mantis in the face.

>>924236
what breed are these?

>>924193
shes cute but you can see how fucking crazy she is

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>>928611
>not posting this

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>>924462
That's fucking funny

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>>924339
Jesus fuck.

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>>930855
Is funy tho.

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>>930848
perfect loop

>>928167
what you call drowning in pussy

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Best animal.

>>930638
little kid FUCKING DIES

anyone got the one with a red bird smoking a joint?

>>926979
I don't think you know anything about cats. It isn't possible to "dominate" a cat like it's a dog.

>>932071
For what ? Eating a meal ?

>>930854
Is it legal to have a pet bat?
And if it is, do they have to clip their wings so they can't fly like some birds?

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>>924193
Eyebrows are different

>>933139
A succulent Chinese meal?

>>930975
>>930985
>>930987
>>931030
He's talking about the fable

>>923937
>"infinite fetch" cheatcode

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>>933172

>>930624
That's fucking adorable

>>930855
My buddy used to have a pet raccoon. It acted more like a mute toddler than anything else.

>>924310
I'm pretty sure I've seen this in Warthunder Ground battles.

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>>923942

>>921986
That's just terrible behaviour.

>>924191
puncturing that boat like that would'nt sink it at all. It's split up in about 8 parts, so the shark would have to bite through each part before the boat would go down down.

>>930590
They're the worlds most dangerous animal.

>>933341
That's a vague term.
The most dangerous most commonly encountered animal in the world is the Moose.

If you're talking about "dangerous" in terms of "deadliest" that's the Common house cat, they kill more than any other animal and one of the few animals that kill just for fun.

Hippo's are still insanely dangerous, but I wouldn't go as far to say they're the MOST dangerous.

>>930988
god damn, poor monkey. Shit like this makes me sad as fuck. His life is nothing, completely void of anything.

>>931495
Because they're supposed to fly fucking miles every day, and not be cooped up inside a room. It's the equivalent of you being imprisoned in a cage for the rest of your life.

>>933346
Yeah that's probably true. But i'm sure i've heard several times that no animal kills more humans than the hippo does.

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>>933157
everytime

>>933356
Dogs and snakes kill more humans than hippos. Mosquitoes technically the most but dont count them

>>927513
it's actually just very extendable cheek pouches.
They can fit food items as far back as their hips from what i've seen.

>>926811
FOOKINLEGEND

>>930632
fuckin zebra finches man

>>924181
The most Russian webm I've seen

>>924345
>YO NIGGA, WAT UP!

>>924205
you must be at least 18 years old to post on this site

>>924327
that's how he shits I bet

>>933452
Owls don't "shit", they just expel dirt, bones, and hair through their mouth as pellets

>>926117
the filename made me kek a little

>>930638
FUCK YEAH

JUSTICE BONER

>>933350
hence the filename

>>933150
that's a baby bat

>>933492
The question still stands.

>>924319
My cat is just like that with my sister.

She sits on the armrest and pokes her with her paw and demands she move her laptop so she can sit in her lap.

>>930632
They remind me of Miniblins from Wind Waker

>>930851
>>930854
Daw, bats are so cute.

I remember the time a bat fell in my pool. We managed to get to him before he could drown, and we wrapped him up in a towel. He wasn't friendly in the least, baring his fangs and clicking at us, but he was pretty cute.

>>930893
I remember originally hearing that one as the turtle and the scorpion, but a frog makes a bit more sense.

>>933012
Is that horse fighting Babadooks?

>>933150
Clipping a bats wings would cripple it, or cause it to bleed out. Their wings are a skin membrane over bony fingers. Birds can be clipped because feathers grow back.

>>921755
early childhood is so fucking weird. you basically spend your first five years of life as a miniature court jester in service to the adult women in your vicinity. just getting laughed at all day every day because you're endearingly stupid.

>>930638
Stupid little shit.

>>924243
Fact, racism only exists among humans. We really can learn a lot from animals.

>>933667
wow thats pretty fucking amazing

>>933718
You can bet your ass that in the wild one pack of wolves will rip the shit out of another trying to take over their territory.
Also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

>>933718
yeah sure, lets stick you in a cage with a tiger and see how that turns out, you'll see how racist tigers can be.

>>924353
>>926910
hehe that was fun. I wanna dance with that robospider

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>>930632
those are robots... right?

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>>930638
That was quite the epic face plant. even held it for a few miliseconds, that takes true dun fucked up talent right there.

>>930629
>>930630
ugliest damn cats i ever seen

>>930862
this is CGI right? That cant be real.

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ill dump a few old ones. i dont come here nearly enough.

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no matter how many times i watch this, it never seems to lose its charm.

>>932901
Why'd you censor this guy's nipples?

>>925577
Too bad it's bad for them, I'd be doing it a lot more.

>>925577
Can somebody please edit in a white marble? It wouldn't even be that funny. I just think it needs to happen.

>>930869
Oh man I love crows

>>933107
Cat owner detected

Get a proper pet you cunt.

>>933467
They still have to poop what they actually digest out.

>>933718
You're a complete retard.

>>933350
just like half of 4chan userbase

>>933753
What makes you say that?

>>933739
It's not because you're a human though.

It's because you're a stranger invading their personal space. They'd have the exact same reaction if you were a tiger.

>>933782
Hah! What a little shit. I can imagine my dutchey doing the exact same thing.

>>923976
>The jaguar has an exceptionally powerful bite, even relative to the other big cats.[2] This allows it to pierce the shells of armored reptiles[3] and to employ an unusual killing method: it bites directly through the skull of prey between the ears to deliver a fatal bite to the brain.[4]

These cunts will bite through a turtle.

>>924243
>tiger and bear duo

bet they don't get fucked with a lot

>>926860
>did you bash up the dog?

fucking kek

>>924193
oddly arousing

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>>926926
This freaked me out so much

>>924193
I suppose that nobody knows who she is?

>>935963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwJe8KfPCEQ
Desc. says her name is Katrina Dewees.
She has another with hissing cockroaches and shit.

>>929730
Keep crying bitch nigga. American soft power knows no bounds.

wew

Anyone got the webm of the cat chilling in a circular cathouse making faces while another cat is fiddling with its rear/butt/tail?

PLEASE

>>933597
Yeah but they also serve your every whim, so its a decent trade off.

>>924428
This video with audio is great. Its clearly a happy lizard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-zGIS-WWZQ

>>925576
Iguanas get every attached, even defensive of their owners. I had one and she was a sweetie to me and a stone cold bitch to almost everyone else.

>>930842
That's your issue.

>>924181
I couldn't stop laughing. Dude even sprayed him with windshield fuild. That magpie gives no fucks.

>>930862
Sandslash looks pretty strange in real life

>>933356
I'm fairly certain when peoe say this they're only referring to all the large african mammals. Since naturally you'd expect lions, hyenas, or elephants to have the highest kill stats.

>>933667
Fucking wow.
I thought anon was just posting a duck getting shot in the head. Surprise ending.

>>934077
>>934291
Dogs lose this round, hard.

>>921748
Damn that dog can swim