Cats

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>nb4commentsabouthouse

>>921830
are you poor?

>>921859
Quite.

>>921830
That's sad mate. Reminds me of a friend's previous flat. They got evicted tho. What I never understood, even if you're poor, why can't you clean? Sweep the floor and shit.

>>922662
What a miserable old cunt.

>>922601
>>922601
Don't know. Any time I try to clean, my family will just flip out for touching their stuff -- sometimes resulting in punches being thrown.

After a while the mess just gets so big and part of the background you can no longer figure where to start. Cleaning out the cupboard in the pantry (which goes from the floor to the ceiling) once took four hours; and by then you're just too tired to do everything else.

>>922673
Poor kitty :(

>>922859
Don't worry. That video led to her being found and charged with animal cruelty.

>>924312
Was the cat ok?

>>922763
that sad moment when you know all of the original gifs

>>922821
thats a mating ritual

>>925073
pretty sure yeah! remember it being on the news

>>922744
Honestly, that shit is even cuter now

>>922883
>"I knead you."

>>922744
You could tell me that was made by Cyriak, and I wouldn't question it.

>>922662
I want to cut off her tongue then have a homeless with aids throat fuck her for at least an hour

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>>921185
wiggle wiggle wiggle

>>926818
A regular massage can be too

>>923136
jesus, that's almost nightmarish. I can't imagine people getting pissed at me for trying to clean. I'd go fucking nuts.

Hang in there, friend.

>>930774
You mean "shitposting intensely."

Cats don't do anything loudly except fuck.

>>930691
I lost my shit at the stretch one. I thought the gif had looped so it was unexpected.

>>930761
This is a deaf guy. The cat learned to use verbal signals because it figured out the owner couldn't hear him\her.

>>932490

You mean [shitposting intensifies]
retard

>>930776
>yfw you notice the third cat

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>>922662
Dat bitch went to jail.

>>922730
Oddly erotic

>>922747
>This gif appears everywhere.
>family friendly sites
>on non-adult pages like this one
>No one points out the clear as day exposed tit

>>938858
There's no nipple so it's safe.

What you're seeing is a blanket tag

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best thread ever ty

>>930732
I've seen it a thousand times but what is the bottom one from?

>>941102
This needs to be a webm with the X-Files theme over it.

>>942041
It's Grace Helbig. Don't know the video, just know the girl.

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>>930732

Fat grumpy looking cats are the best cats. debate me.

>>922652
Sauce pls?

>>922662
Just goes to show that white people can be niggers too.

>>944845
I protest your somewhat disagreeable belief.

>>922730

This lined up too well with Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears

Are you gay?

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My kitty

>>934886
thats fucking awesome

>>950167
I've got a black cat that sounds exactly the same. It's adorable...but he can whine for an hour if I let him. For no reasons. I have a theory that black cats are hyperactive by default, is yours too?

>>950167
>portrait

>>941102
"i have studied you for many years, and built this. You are no longer needed. KILL THEM F.L.U.F.F.Y.!"

>>921282
>filename
>not 'morph-ball-acquired.gif'

>>922662
>>938125
>>930548
>>945017
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/25/mary-bale-lola-cat-wheelie-bin

>>930756
Ultra stressed out kitty.

Imagine having the world suddenly ripped out from under you, it jostles and moves, and you can't make any sense of it at all and no one else seems to be affected.

>>942041
>>942479
Its one of her cooking videos, and it her coping the cat, I think it was lasagna or some other pasta dish. Maybe involved tatertots

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>>951490
better

>>938094
Just wait til you spot the fourth one.

>>922733

I wish >>922727 was the one that ended in an explosion

>>922734
Toonces, Look out!

>>942658
this is my favorite, right here. the original is better than the michael bay explosions version. wish I could see it slowed down a little though. I love how his first instinct to jump away lands him right back on the guy so he flips again but then scrambles to face this new threat! such a brave lil baby!
i'd be freaked out too, if i was stalking something and then all of a sudden a copy of whatever-it-was appeared out of nowhere coming up behind me!

>>951490
>>952424
I take it back, these are my favorite right here.

good thread

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>>951587
>http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/25/mary-bale-lola-cat-wheelie-bin

Fuck she got off easy, banned from keeping pets for five years and a 250$ fine.

>>954005
Also lost her job didnt she?

>>950357
not him. I have a black cat that when she thinks she's alone in the house she plays with one of her feather toys and makes a similar noise the entire time.

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>>956748

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>>956755

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>>956757

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>>956758

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>>938679

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>>952424
For some reason I find the original with the full song better. Something about her odd singing and the cat's reaction to end it.

>>957056
my cat does that if she wants something from me, and never gives up, never.

>>934886

>deaf guy
>verbal signals

>>941102
>aayy lmeow

>>938858
women can have their shirts off just as men,
its just frowned upon

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>>948607

I once saw a Call of Duty: Black Ops trailer that synced surprisingly well with that song.

>>954005
Probably ruined her reputation though, and I can imagine she has gotten some strongly worded letters.

But yeah, these charges shouldn't be so light.

>>954005
To be fair it's not that big of a deal. It's not like she hurt it or anything, just endangered it. Seems a fair punishment

Hey

>>958768
just hit it with a spoon, it will go away from PC

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Kat Phart!

>>957056
What a cuck.

>>934886
sweeeet

>>930740
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

>>958738
what fucking language is that?

>>969557

Sounds Russian to me.

>>957056
>it's time to stop posting

>>969677
cat go poo in loo why can't you

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>>930776
kek

>>969702
just don't teach them to flush unless you love high water bills.

>>970072
You will never have a girlfriend like this.

>>970404
Who gives a fuck about girlfriends I want a cat like that

>>930776
>>970097
Something about how he rolls his head makes me think of Potter Puppet Pals

>>922662
What a miserable sack of crap, cat was being friendly as fuck and all. I can almost understand people who don't like cats, this is beyond indifference, she actively dislikes them. Why couldn't she just keep walking? Why'd she have to be like that? I wonder if she has kids, or if she threw them in a bin when they were newborns. Cunt.

>>922673
That's negligence. Some fucking people, man.

house cats suck

>>972274
You suck.

>>951587
>wheelie bin
Jesus fucking christ Bongland is there anything in your country that isn't named like a toddler's plaything?

>>969557
annoying

>>969557
Russian.
>today I brought you a lush bouquet not of roses, tulips or lilies, but just petunias

>>922673
fat change getting in there.

>>975910
you had one job

>>973091
>Cookies coz you cook em
>Brownies coz they're brown
I sure hope you're not American, because you don't have a leg to stand on.

>>970407
>it will die before you

>>926812
Fucking for real. I know that feel.

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>>922896
>>922812
seriously?

facebook tier, kill self etc

>>970072
This makes me sad that i'm so brutally allergic to cats

>>923136
hang in there anon, maybe things will get better

>>922763
I used to love SMBC theatre, it's a shame they broke up

>>961210
visual, you know what they meant

>>922662
Jesus people... its a cat. Aids face fucking seems a tad extreme

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>>951055
>mfw everytime I read this comment.

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>>942429
THISSSSSSSSSSSSS
would do but I can't into editing

>>942660
loool

https://youtu.be/EFYYpZz7UuY

>>976522
>Its American name derives from the Dutch word koekje or more precisely its informal, dialect variant koekie which means little cake, and arrived in American English with the Dutch settlement of New Netherland, in the early 1600s.

>>969677
Funny that they still have to scratch afterwards

>>979452

Cruelty to animals is just a way for practicing cruelty on other people. Hand out liquid death to this hag before she throws your kid in the bin as well.

>>950357
Some breeds are just more vocal than others. Was he raised by humans from birth? I hear cats actually mostly vocalize as a way to interact with humans, they don't do it as much when they're strays or they were for most of their lives.

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Not a cat, but a feline

>>958738
Dat skype sound at the end

>>986063
whats DD?

>>986486

Daniel Defense. It's an AR-15 manufacturer.

>>986486
Dark Dick. It's an AR-15 manufacturer.

>>986486
Diamond Dogs. It's an AR-15 manufacturer.

>>986486
Dirk Diggler. It's an AR-15 manufacturer.

>>986579
>>986558
Seriously how the fuck can these be on the same board

I love you /wsg/

>>923136
My ex-gf's mom is a hoarder, one time I volunteered to help them clean the house thinking it would to some good.

Cleaned for like 6 hours and did not even get finished with the living room and kitchen. Like a month later the rooms were back to the mess they were before.

The people who want to live like that is the problem, it's not the mess. Unless they get help and/or decide to turn their life around no amount of cleaning will ever do anything

>>986658
I love you too anon

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>>979474
I like this one too

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>>987057
what about this

>>986063
That's not an ocelot, that's a Fisher cat

I would think it was a ocelot too if we didn't have a Fisher cat at my local zoo

>>989290
Fishing cat*

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fishing_cat

>>976576
So would the gf

>>989953
on average girls live 7 years longer

http://www.catsvscancer.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/adorable-siamese-cat-demands-attention.gif

>>977912
now i do

>>930771
lol oh my god

>>991484
First time here?

>>972216
dont worry she got caught

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>>921167

dfgdfgdasa

>>941102
fucking horrifying

>>971432
Savage little beastie.

>>976522
You don't cook cookies you bake them you bong

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no cat, but still bawww

>>979145
I giggled

>>956748
that's really cool, it looks like cats are subject to that optical illusion too

>>942656
fokin savage

>>955004
>watching football with dad

>>991493
nope only muh mb

>>942654
wasted

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Heres one of my cat. I haven't made a webm before, so I have no idea if this turned out well.

Backstory, she's a cripple. Her back legs are paralyzed, so this is how we play.

>>994314
kiki a cute!

>>994314

Does she have wheels so she can at least move around?

>>994351
No, but she can climb really well and s runs around. I'll get a video of her running. She likes to drift her back legs like she's in initial D

>>994356

I think I've seen some of her actually, is there a webm of her dragging herself up a scratching pole thingie?

>>995392
reverse gif pls

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My cat Noodles.

>>995622
cool cat

>>973091
A trolley

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>>987284
>>987057
>>979474
these need the jojo credits riff

webm related, it's the riff but I suck at video editing

>>997895
literal animals. Takes nothing to set them off.

>>926818
Ah, I too massage my partner's ovaries before intercourse.

>>970072
pretty little thing

>>994314
Catawa Shoujo

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>>999055
lmaooo

>>998510
Case in point, lmao mad whitey

>>979145
>every day with this shit

>>1002876
>cats with beaky nose thing

>>997895
can you stop posting this in every thread
we get it

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>>986683

I'm the anon who posted BOTH of those webms

:^)

>>979452
You must be new here. Look up Kenny Glenn and Dusty the Cat.

>>983229
It's a really powerful instinct. I had a cat who also did that if he didn't finish all of his food. He would scratch at the floor around his bowl for minutes at a time, walk away, then come back and do it some more. He was born feral and apparently feral cats will bury their uneaten food so they can come back to it later. He would stop scratching if we put a piece of paper over the bowl so he couldn't see the food anymore.

>>979145
"I LIVE with these people."

>>986692
Everything's a toy.

>>991497
Nice, but is of irrelevant.

>>979145
I'm in tears. This is just perfect.

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-12-2015/NWIufF.gif

>>981300
>>992156
>laser
>light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation
>lazer
light amplification by ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

>>951596
>graduating_college.txt

>>1005690
iktf

>>997898
LOL

>>986063
Cat and feline mean the same thing. Just because people colloquially know the domestic house cat as just "cat" doesn't mean that's the only kind of cat. Everything from housecats to tigers are all cats.

>>956758
that isnt fair mate

>>930774
Salem get off the laptop

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>>939702

>>969677
I'll never understand this. I'm not above scoopin my cats poop.

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>>995554

>>1007366
funny ty sir

>>1005682
>implying Americans use lazer nowadays

That was a 90s fad.

>>986579
i have a mainecoon. likes to talk and follow you around. he's getting up there in age and i'll probably become crippled when he passes away

>>922655
Black cats = Best cats!

>>922744
BRUMAK!

>>1010122
siamese cats

>>930771

dat filename

>>938679
M'Lady

>>951587
>mary-bale-lola-cat-wheelie-bin

FUCKING KEK

>>986486
Derek Diddler. It's an AR-15 manufacturer.

>>992260
Depends, I tried with my chartreux, doesn't work...but they also have bad sight when near stuff

>>986579
That's really creepy. I guess this is one of these women who think her cat is her baby.

>>992231
he just understood the entire disappointment of life with even knowing how to walk or speak

>>1002876
fucking trash cats