EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE

>>885601

Role reversal, white cop just pulls gun and shoots.

>>885638
Salty chocolate ball detected.

>>885597
>see what the kids at school are wearing
Way to not be a trend setter, you fucking sheep.

Anyone have a webm of "surviving edged weapons"?

why do i like this

i feel strange

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just made a couple

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>tfw I got a Wendy's sign in the captcha

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>>885597
dancebreak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJiuWp5P4Po

>>885638
Tell your people not to have an extensive history of abrupt, extreme violence and maybe white cops won't be so defensive

>>887831
>>887830
this are great! where do you get this, not sauce, I want the history, are training videos? why pop music?

>>885601
FACKYOOO

>>885601
What's this from? It looks hilariously bad

>>885601
>door closed
>then door open
>then door closed
its the little things

>>893674
Ok idk how the door opens, but he closes it. Nothing failed.

>>893652
found it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-lDtCHFmvg

>>895112
other than the comically bad acting and loud gunshots, this entire video is ASMR gold. the narrator's voice is the most soothing thing.

>>888197
I'm pretty sure a lot of training videos are made by people who were given a little too much artistic license. When I was joining a rent-a-cop company they had us watch a few videos. One was about chemical signs and the video immediately started out by blaring a bad cover/parody "Signs" by Five Man Electric Band.

>>888197
dude they do this shit all the time
they actually parodied it in an episode of Steven universe, although i can't remember the episode

>>895732
I hate that the original video is now filled with "DONUTS AT THE BIG DONUT" comments, the parody wasn't even that good.

>>887794
it's the 1980's.

CONFORM!!

>>887830
>chuckled

>>887831
>fucking lost it

>>895112
Damn those knifings are brutal.

I remember awhile back someone dumped a bunch of webms from EIT's Vine account. Anyone save them?
>>888100
This is one of them

>>895912
Being randomly attacked by a Highlander or a Satanist was apparently a real danger in the 80s

>>888888

>>888166

>suddenly /pol/ out of nowhere

holy shit you people don't stay in your containment boards

>>895912
>brutal

https://youtu.be/TFr30p0aZl0?t=1m59s

>>896207
>A website that has a dozen rules.
Do you people think containment ever works on the internet or are you just that stupid?

>>885595
can't believe I just watched that entire piece of shit

>>895170
Even though this is poorly made it still stands as a good reminder. Fuck edged weapons brah.

>>896003
yes there are bill, yes there are.....

>>887797
Be sure to get the Hardcore Feelings remix version. It's the best.

>>895170
That's the smooth voice of Ron Rolland. Here's his website: http://www.ronrolland.com/

>>887797
>>885601

>>885601
That guy sounds Canadian as fuck

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>>896212
>Baseball cap with razor blades sewn to the back
If I didn't know better at this point I'd be certain I was watching a Tim and Eric bit

>>896207
>retard talking shit
>gets called out
>woah /pol/ pls go, you guys disagree with me

Reddit might be more your style.

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>>885595

>>888166
>extensive history of abrupt, extreme violence
kek as if whites don't have that history

>>885638
More like, white cop tells him to drop the knife and the dumb nigger charges at him instead and gets gunned down.
Then more niggers will scream and holler "dindu nuffin" and wonder why the fuck they're always getting shot.

>>885595
I want a dispenser gun

>>895185
It's one of those shity african movies?

>>897687
I find it kinda ironic that the most recent 'dindu nuffin' case that people are in an uproar about is the exact opposite of this.

>'dumb nigger' is walking down the street with a knife
>cop arrives on scene
>opens fire
>'y-you saw that too right? that nigger charged at us!'

>>885595
That was a legit innovation though. Liqui-box, man.

>>897513
Who was the target audience here?

>>887830
>>887831
I want Wendy's now

>>895185

if there was a multiplayer african version of Max Payne playable online, it would look like this, playing with 500ms PING.

>>896212
>bracelets are knives
>necklaces are knives
>lipstick is knives
>pens are knives
>leys are knives
>lighters are knives
>boots are knives
>even knife is knife
>hey look a cute cuddly kitten
>do you want to pet?
>TOO BAD IS KNIFE YOU DEAD NOW!

>>895112
starting at 22:30 is a glorious crescendo to the fiercest fighting weapon I've encountered, featured at 23:23

Looks more like a "people in the 80s and 90s were ignorant as fuck" thread.

>>900926
Ignorant? Hwo did you get "ignorant" from any of this? You've said a thing that doesn't make sense.

>>900926
Ignorant - Lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated

>>900926
They post stuff from modern times too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxTG1mucfs

>>885601

TR8R!

>>900876

kids playing with orange light saber dicks. wtf kenner.

>>896207
>containment board
Nice meme

>>896207
And you people don't stay in your containment ghettos

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>>899041

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>>887830
>>887831
I heard a rumor this was based off a Wendy's thing. But now I know it's true.

>>896207
>make statement
>make counterargument to the statement
>WOW, /pol/ JUST CAN'T KEEP IT TO THEMSELVES, HUH??

>>901588
I'm getting tired of all those big donut comments on the original video.

>>901589
Standard SJW tactic. Instead of making a rational counterargument, they declare you to be a racist/misogynist/homophobe/etc. as though the label alone is enough to shut you up. It works well in academia. We shouldn't let it take hold here.

>>901586
This is meant to be sarcastic, right? The cop did everything correct in that scenario.
>wild dindu charging at you with his hand behind his back, like he's reaching for a weapon, refusing all your orders

>>895185
>that slide

>>901622
It's definitely a Poe's law case. Obviously the cop did everything correct and seems like it should be a parody, but I also wouldn't be surprised to see it on the homepage for New Republic or HuffPo.

>>901622
>The cop did everything correct
Except for the part where he shot the guy and killed him.

>>899041
>'dumb nigger'
This is a tautology. Nigger will suffice.

>>897601
please for the love of christ give me sauce

Anyone know where working torrents of the films are anymore?

Used to have all the Everything is Terrible movies on my old HDD that shit the bucket, now they seem to be fucking impossible to find.

>>901660
nah, you fucking deserve to get shot if a cop is pointing a gun at you and telling you not to move or whatever he may be saying and you have the stupidity to keep walking towards the cop making off like you have a weapon or are reaching for it. then make an abrupt movement like you are pulling it out towards the cop.

that is how you get shot. stupid motherfuckers like this deserve to get shot. race isnt even taken into account here. nor should it be.

>>900406
is this england?

>>901694
what films???

>>901660
Yea the cop should have just crossed his fingers and hoped the guy wasn't pulling a gun out to shoot him.

>>901622
But muh black lives

>>901707
No, knives are banned in England and the last butterknife was recently confiscated. You need a license to even get near them now.

>>901660

you fucking retard. the nigger had his hand behind his back and was advancing towards the officer.

>>899000
Fuck yes. Filled with ketchup and A1.

>>895112
Too edgy for me.

>>900876
Z@PP

>>901588
>>901595
Big Nut

>>896207
>stating facts means your from pol
have we reached that point?

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>>896207

>>885638
Tasty bait

>>901353
Ready to feel the force?

>>897632
We're talking crime ratings, not Warscore.

>>902850
no audio, nice job

>>901665
Think the audio at the beginning is from Legend (1985)

>>901588
Why was the manager watching the video as well?

>>885595
"Fifty percent on labor"
Bullshit.

>>885595
i fapped to this

>>885595
What a time to be alive!

>>900453
hardcore feelings
https://youtu.be/TFr30p0aZl0

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>>885595

>>901864
>>901698
>>901759
Sniveling crackers detected.

>>901586
Nigger was literally asking to die - acting like that. He got his fucking wish. Good riddance. Too stupid to live.

An EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE thread? Awesome! Somebody should make some webms of this video. It's been on EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE, but the whole thing has to be seen to be believed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oftN-SlHOlk

>>897687
gr8 bt8 m8

>>885597
And they wondered why heroin was so popular.

>>897513
>Signs the government form as Spider Man
Kek

>>908448
Nigger detected, go get shot over skittles or something.

>>908448
>wat r counter argument

>>906151
this is good dancing. Is there more out there?

>>887794
Don't you talk shit about Duane.

>>896207
Go back to your containment site, tumblr.

>>897295
*cough* Quaaludes *cough*

>>903915
I guess you she could recap herself and make sure he was watching, she was probably once like him so thought it would be ok to watch (like he did) but she's older than she is when she was lower down in her job role, so while she watched it she got tired of it.

>>885595
>shower head version
Mmmm... just what are you implying, lady?

>>888166
Tell your people to stop abusing your police power, and maybe blacks wouldn't have to be so defensive.

>>901588
>It's like a DVD shaped like a box.
And so we've finally arrived to that conclusion, huh?

>>899073
No one sober, that's for sure.

>>912057
Are you autistic?

>>912060
>maybe blacks wouldn't have to be so defensive

>Advancing on a police officer
>Grabbing ass like they were going for a gun
>Defensive

lolk nigger

>>912060
Tell your people to stop turning their neighborhoods into crime-ridden shitholes and spilling violence into the surrounding area, and the police will have no reason to be there in the first place.

>>901586
gr8 b8 m8

>>885595
>EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
>not posting the Shits fucked k-on webm

newlads

>>908448
Nigger detected.

>>900876
>Balloons not included
Why even buy it then?

>>897601
whats the video from

>>913621
>why even live...

>>900876
How can this even exist unironically. People are so retarded.

>>913508
We can laugh about how ridiculous that looks but all those features look convenient as fuck.

>>895112
23:22
>Fallout 4 weapon modifications
no, you know what this whole video reminds me of that system.

>>912193
The thing I hate about that one is that they sped up the song a bit, so there's always people going "WTF his voice so high!" and you know they'll never bother actually looking for the song.

Fuck, what can I say, shitty conspiracy stuff aside, I actually do like how that song sounds.

>>900876
i bet their moms used them too

>>893674
Its also editted

>>913971
its a shitty video but its the proper meme to use in that situation

>>895185
Got it's oscar stolen :^\

>>912051
Is that a young Bernie getting jellied?

>>901617

thats exactly what a racist/misogynist/homophobe/etc. would say
fuck you racist/misogynist/homophobe/etc.

>>909149
So, basically salt then?

>>913534
Sauce?

>>919228
msg

>>918026
underrated post

>>908448
my logic is undeniable.

>>901798
that was the joke... because everything is a knife to them.

>>908558
>that bootleg woodstock in the thumbnail

>>895185

Can anyone point me to the clean version of this, google is being a bitch.

>>920849
found it

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ipo80_un-film-d-action-wtf-du-ghana_shortfilms

>>902669
ART

>>913508
This is one fugly bitch. Dem features tho

>>913508
>The Green Hornet car

>>901586
Should have shot a few more times for good measure.

>>901586
you agressively advance on a cop with his gun out, you make a deliberate motion of pulling something out of the back of your waistband and you get blasted before you can point your finger gun at him. Cop made the right move.

>>913508
That's pretty goddamn dope but I wouldn't want storage compartments on the outside of the car.

>>912051
first of all, LOL.......this is one of the better ones in this thread.

Second, at first it's custard, then it cuts to jelly.

>>902669
Poor Jeb.

>>885601
Why did I watch that on loop for like 5 minutes?

>>913508

and if it rains i guess you're fucked.

>>895112

fuck that's spooky

>>885595
>50% of McDonalds labor cost in the 80s went to dispensing ketchup

What the fuck?

>>913508
In the early 90's a car that had the CDs in the dash and not in the trunk was a big deal.

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>>901928
what did I just watch?

>>902699
More like stating muh feels because the sight of darkies triggers you so much.

>>895185
T-T-T-T-TWENTY SIXTEEN!

>>902718
Isn't there like website that makes these? This and the 'Hitler did nothing wrong' Take On Me one

>>913508
My god. GM couldn't just waste that 2 million they spent on designing this piece of shit so they just turned it into the Azteck.

>>901586
That coon was aggravating and that's a fact. It looked from here like he was about to pull a gun.

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>>895112
This is great

>>901698
It doesn't even have to be a cop. If someone has a gun on you, you're fucking stupid if you make a sudden, threatening movement towards them.

>>928485
It's an app.

>>908445
I heard they told him they were going to do a countdown from 5 when they would drop him for the scene, then they dropped him at 3 so that his reaction would be genuine.

>>929529
Never once did he reload
Top kek

>>900406
>Da, Ivan
>even knife is knife

>>909340
>>902718
>>902699
>>901589
>>901579
>>901528
>>897558
this is why 4hcan is home

i love you guys

>>929559
seems like a mild overreaction...

>>887830
just like when i worked at wendys
full of black people

>>887831
>tfw I've never experienced anything shown in the video
Thanks Europe

>>908445
best christmas movie ever

>>912051
and that would be a young Jake Gyllenhaal

>>927854
Niggers in New York have a 25% graduation rate.

Niggers, while accounting for 13% of the US population, commit ~50% of all homicides.

Niggers gonna nig

>>913508
>get into car crash
>pieces of the car found strewn fucking everywhere within a mile radius

>>928231

a mod that added these sound effects would make this game 3x as fun. pls

>>913508
holy shit, where is the kitchen sink?

>>895112
10/10

>>930431
literally made me laugh till i couldn't breathe

>>885601
I hope someone remixes this into a funkeh ass beat.

>>909149
even the meat is having a seizure from msg

>>929559

fucking flips

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby? -I don't fuck the burger before I eat it

>>913508
I started to think that this was fake and at some time they would dismantle the whole car into a lot of shit no one needs.

>>928231
Holy shit, its perfect.

>>922021
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/james-forcillo-verdict-1.3414974

Nah, man. You can almost never convince a jury that you needed to fire a second barrage once they're on the ground.

>>930880
It really upsets me more than it should that this video exists. I mean every single question in this video would take 5 minutes in a library to discover but instead they would teach kids that they dont need to know because god did it.

>>912051
Brock was here

>>934319
So?

>>934499
I'd just prefer that we had kids who know shit rather than kids who want to inject the bible into their eyeballs.

>>929559
Just give me your hardcore healings

>>895185
topkek

>>887794
u just mad that he dances better then your faggit ass

>>930880
>How does shit work?
>Miracles
>Because fuck Science
kek

>>901586
>quickly pull out fingers as if he had a gun
>gets shot

I'm sorry, I thought we wanted policemen to have good reflexes.

>>902669
cant find the original on youtube :(

>>887831
dope rhymes

>>929529
Looks like they got the same VFX artists as The Walking Dead

>>895185
African GOTY

>>930880
>what keeps the water from flooding the land?
Is this fucking for real

>>885597
my lord and savior

Why were the 80s so lame?

>>887830
Pretty dope tune desu

>>893652
Surviving Edged Weapons, it's actually not entirely terrible.

>>902718
https://youtu.be/Tf14bCQFeYg

>>926750
Shots hard F.a.m

>>929559
Fucking A. People cannot deny that times have changed and firearms have become more common if in the past, these were the types of police encounter safety videos that existed.

>>946119
cringed

>>901586

I'm the first person to throw shit at cops for abuse of force, but I don't see how he was wrong.

>>912137
>Tell your people to stop turning their neighborhoods into crime-ridden shitholes and spilling violence into the surrounding area
That's a white people thing, though.

>>912052
>that last image
too perfect

>>930880
>what scientologists actually believe

>>909149
Why the fuck is her voice hard panned to the right?

>>903259
what's this from?

>>885595
At bump limit, let's make a EIT general.

>>929559
BANZAI!!!!!

>>912051
What I love about this is that kid clearly got at least two donuts smashed into his face. The first one was quite violent.

>>946505
Go back to tumblr you fucking inbred underage fag.

>>913642
God's Bakery or something.

Donut Repair Zone maybe.

>>901586
>Quickly closing-in on officer who has gun drawn
>Holds hand to waist as if possibly reaching for gun or other weapon
>Whips-out that hand
>Wonders why got shot

Looks like this guy had a big head and thought the officer was bluffing. I honestly don't see any thing wrong here on the officer's part. The guy who got shot may have been pointing at the officer, but I'm pretty sure the real reason is obvious to anyone with a double digit IQ. Seriously?? Do the people claiming this have brother and sister for parents??

>>895112
Best part was 24:15 - 25:00. That dangerous Asian knows how to handle knives.

>>901586
Yeah as somebody who went through police training this is exactly what you're trained to do. You go through training exercises specifically so you don't hesitate when somebody makes a move like the black guy did otherwise cops die.

"Administrative Leave" is code for placate the angry population but nothing will happen.

>>929633
It was a count to 3 and they dropped him on 1.

I was the guy who dropped him.

>>885638

Agreed Laquan haid every right to walk in the street on PCP armed with a knife and disobey a lawful order to drop it. Rip my nigguh, ~~GoNE 2 soOn~~

>>923030
I just did the same m8

it's like I'm really on /f/

>>955072

That is Dan Inosanto. He is an amazing martial artist.

>>955203
I lost my shit. That made it more funny

>>897513
That fucking music

>>901622
>>950324
>>954998

Perhaps we're wondering why he would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

>>937152
Vic Berger is a legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KQHMc7E5M

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>>902718
Objective best is pic related

>>909149
convert sound to mono pl0x

>>928231
REEEEEEEEE

>>930880
>christianfags will defend this

>>946119
this song was made by a 40 year old? fuck

>>912053
Ludes are too large to conceal in a beverage

>>956404
No no, it's WRYYYYYYYY

>>901586
The dindu was asking for suicide by cop.
Simple as that.

>>929636
Ban high capacity magazines

>>913508
>all those people stealing shit off of this vehicle

>>953016
Underrated post

>>956609
I lost it when they started dancing

>>901295
>wow that's good

I could not stop laughing
this is so surreal, my god

>>929630
what's the aoo?

>>956408
I can't

>>887831
>>887830

Speaking as a child of the 80s, I wish it was the 80s again.

>>956351

Gary Busey is my spirit animal.

>>913508
i....i want this car so bad

>>906151

I work with a guy who looks like that.

>>956609
>>956609
Is that a lady Spiderman?

Why... why am I so aroused?

>>957233
>>958078

I would love to tell you guys where this is from but i have no idea. It just appeared on my facebook feed one day so i made it into a webm.

>>887794
yep because you're such a better example of nonconformity. Special snowflake that you are.

faggot

>>936883
None of that is in the Bible.

>>956410
So?

>>901665
>>913642
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAC-5BQnuXI

The audio is from Legend, the loaf is from "The Donut Man"

KING OF THE BEES

>>901586
I'm black and this shit is embarrassing. This complete idiot successfully made a martyr of himself despite the cop doing what cops should do when someone charges at them, refuses orders and appears to be holding a deadly weapon.

>>913508
>The Stinger: Almost as much of a condo as a car
After spending 2 million on this puke green piece of shit you're gonna have to use it as a condo.

>>951244
Genuine Mono Sound

>>913508
I've seen this car in the simpsons. Haha. Homer designed that car.

>>937007
Science is a miracle m8

>>929529
Its like I just watched Seagal's movie

>>919232
You tryna suck some dick, anon?

>>946505
Are you seriously using "surviving edged weapons" as an example of the average police training video from back then?

>>930388
And what does your hatred of the big bad spooky darkies have to do with this thread? Isn't this what people call a chimpout when black people do it?

>>912109
>needs to ask that question
are you?

>>946119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPex3SwtCSs

>>920279
yeah but don't forget spoon too can't buy one without an ID

>>919228
A salt form of glutamic acid, yes.

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>>946505
Because nobody uses knives today, right?

>>901586
The people that disagree with the cop are generally the racist ones. Just because the guy was black and got shot by a white cop, people automatically think that the black guy was right because it's what 'a white person's nature is.' With cases like this, people tend to use race as an excuse to get sympathy for stupidity and blame the other person of racism. I know it is racist and hypocritical to say this but it needs to be said: Other than the extremists, currently, black people are generally more racist than whites because they use their race as an excuse and blame white people as being racist for everything. I think white people arent that racist anymore because for a while now, white people have been considered the most racist. Because of this, most white people activly are careful about what they say to try not to be racist. Whereas, black people or any other race for that matter arent considered racist at all so they dont have to worry about what they say, meaning that what comes out of their mouth is uncensored because either way, they can just say they arent racist because they are not white.

>>956609
God bless Bollywood.

>>966287
Top kek friendo

>>966311
best.

>>964110
that was the ford edsel

>>956609
THat fucking dancing oh my god

>>966528
baby huey or alice in chains

I saw a looping video years ago that was on a site full of short videos with sound. Some fat dude in casual business attire was riding an electric scooter down a suburban street, but he filled most of the frame. Over this they played the most 80's-ist music I have ever heard. I sat and watched it for at least 10 minutes, of this 5-10 second clip.

Anyone know what Im talking about? It belongs in this thread.

>>967087

What the fuck killed him

>>967098
>Little Jeff hit the plate glass first, then the wire screen. He forgot the sliding door was shut. Dear God, the blood was all over the glass, our son, his tiny baseball glove.

>>912063
At least in the world of academia. Let's not let it spread here

>>967130
>Tfw I got bullied with Stranger Danger as a kid

>>968195
Do tell.

>>968198
Camp.

>>968202
You have to tell more than that.

the early 90s was a scary time

>>967519
>Kristen Wiig

>>968527
>Rasta the Rooster

that is funnier than it should be.

>>901586
>graphic images
Well, what other kind of image there is you dumb fuck

>>923706
Nice pornstache,

>>904381
>>926750

that means the labor of dealing with ketchup not for the whole restaurant tard

>>966293
Having a bunch of mix feelings from watching this.

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>>906151
looks like a perfect dad day.

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>>946505
I rarely ever say this but, you sound like a fucking shill.