Super Yummy Whippy Creamy, Gang

>>884229
man this shit is afunny as fuck kekekek

Who is this guy

>>885569

JoeysWorldTour on youtube.

It's a character. His old videos are real but I think this goofball he plays gets him tons of hits.

fucking kek

>>885715

>he's a gigantic fatass
>it's a character, I swear

BUMP we need more of these.

these are great rofl

>>884229
Only in fucking America could some fatass think to himself that there are hundreds of thousands of people who want to see HIM eating a bunch of cheap, greasy food products. Because HE has so much to offer besides "lolrandumb XD!!!" reactions.

God, I fucking this country and the people who live in it.

these are pretty dece
>>884240
i really like when this one zooms in on him chewing and then cuts to a dump truck compressing trash lmaooooooooo lmao lmao rigte guise

>>891344
There's at least one Canadian "food" ""reviewer"" who does videos like this

>>891353
then fuck him too

>>891344
dubs of truth. the fuck is wrong with your people america?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL5bcwKRqAM

>>891372
omg it's iduppiez lol

>>884229
Has any one informed this guy he's the problem with our Fucking country???? I bet aliens at like wow! These guys are a waste of Fucking life.

>>891390
Potential responses:

"If you don't like it, don't watch it"

"This is America, I'm free to do whatever I want"

"You're just jealous"

"This is actually a lot harder than it seems"

"It's just entertainment, bro. Settle down..."

Please moar of this fat piece of pie.

>>884229

Alex Jones has really fallen off the wagon :(

>>892009
what a pig

>>892009

I always thought he was eating shit.

>>884989
im dying call an ambulance

This thread makes me hungry and horny
senpai desu

>>884229
When this man dies i'll buy a cheeseburger and put it on his grave.

>>884229
Hey fellow Broey!

Woo Woo!

>>895355
>ive made a huge mistake.

>>895355

Mother of god, what is that?

>>898343
Looks like chorizo

>>898392

God dammit and I loved chorizo

>>884229
This made me burst into tears of laughter

>>899857

Wow, talk about trying way too hard

>Why do stupid people that I hate and think are disgusting do things that kill them faster?
The fuck you care? Sit back enjoy the trainwreck and be glad you got a better brain.

>>892500
guess which was the smoker

>>891344
>God, I fucking this country

Buy us dinner first, my non-American friend

>>884229
Am I the only one who gets pissed off at watching fat people eat?
>captcha: select the food

>>903528
are questioning whether or not your autistic because I think you just answered your own question.

>>898580
It's raw chorizo. This nigga eats RAW chorizo. Continue to enjoy it, but please, COOK YOUR MEAT THROUGH..

>>899864
>>899857

>Tries to swallow cinnamon
>Cinnamon does not bond with water, so it's still a very dry dust
>Cinnamon is also such a fine powder that it freely flows with the air in his mouth
>It gets into his airways the more he tries to swallow
>He coughs it up
>As soon as he attempts to breathe again, more cinnamon enters his airways, continuing to irritate the flesh
>At this point, he's fucked. He might've gotten bronchitis to get rid of the cinnamon that was left. But if he's lucky, he didn't sustain permanent damage.

Why are meatballs so stupid?

>>884229
Holy shit these are legendary,

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>>903679
Report of The Week is 100 times more based tho,

>>903872
who is that chick?

>>903944

CL

>>903949
based

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:'o]

>>885012
He sounds like Lazlo from GTA

>>903167
I worked as an obduction preparator for a while, dunno what's it called in clearer terms. Simply put, I opened up corpses basically to let the doctors determine the cause of death.
Everyone who lives in a city has so-called smoker lungs. If a non-smoker lives in a city all his life, his lungs will look just the same as a smoker's lungs.

The smoker lungs are a myth.

>>904692
>scale 1-9
I lost

>>889075
Elan scott

>>884229
ITT: fat/10 would burp again

>>904985

>Click "Fix" to fix error.
>Burger

I hope nothing ever "fixes" Joey.

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>>904627
kek, why the fuck did he include that footage in a video? anyway, it made me want to make some chill ambient joey loops

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>>907393
2/8

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>>907399
3/8

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>>907407
4/8
actually, i'm just gonna stop here and wait for some (you)s. do you guys think these are good/funny and want me to make the rest, or they're stupid and i should just stop here?

>>907416
I'm enjoying them

>>907407
>>907416
sauce on songs?

>>907393
>>907407
>>907416
And yes they are good
Ye man, sauce on songs and genre

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You Joey fanshits don't understand true majesty

>>907892
>>907902
1st webm: non drifter - do as you do
3rd webm: gasoline - introduction of a jedi
4rd webm: gasoline - Chicago nites
They're all chillhop/jazzhop, a common genre used for ambient loops

>>885569
the man /ck/ loves to hate

>>886589
Afterwards, he drives home, closes his door, sits on the couch with a bag of Doritos, and cries himself to sleep.


This is the most pitiful man I've ever seen.

Check out this live stream on twitch..sadako_hatsumara on the music stream..fucking hilarious..he already banned me

>>904692

lost it at 8.5

>>907909

>this new faggot
>ever coming close to Broey-mania

you weren't there

you wouldn't understand

joey touched us in ways we would never be touched again

and we touched each other

/broeys/ for life

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>>908097
You had your day. Broey-mania is over. Ken ruined it. Now is the era of Ja/ck/ing off with your friends.

>>904645
holy shit, too accurate

>>904719
How the fuck did I read this as "I was an abduction predator"...

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>>907969
>>907416
back with the next one
5/8

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car joey is the next hot meme. just made this one

>>908291
Im gonna roll a joey next

>>908531
would of been better if you cut him till the end and cut it off earlier

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>>908527
6/8

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>>908551
7/8

Jesus. The poor soul is just eating his problems away.
This made me depressed.

>>909366
NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK NEWLAD

>>909403
NOONE CARES THAT YOU THINK NOONE CARES WHAT I THINK EITHER NEWFRIEND

>>909451
I care what he thinks more then what you think so theres that

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>>908717
8/8
sorry for the uploads being so delayed, my computer's being fucky

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>>908547
Gotchu senpai

>>903533
wat

>>895355
oh god no.

>>891344
Right there with ya senpai. Our country is officially full of fat lazy bastards who don't want to put out any fucking effort anymore.

I've seriously contemplated moving to northern Europe, where my heritage is from. Except now that place is crawling fucking muslims.

>>884244
thats annoying to watch

>>884240
more nightmare edit like this

>>885012
fat people are mentally ill
that guy is genuinely happy at that moment. depression comes later though

>>910748
You seem to know about mental illness

>>907909
Always enjoy when fat people try to pretend they have a jaw and shave their beards around the area where the jaw should be.

>>910748

>Depressed
>Eat food to feel happy
>Depressed because eat too much food

This is a great thread.

>>909116
oh god

>>904627
what video is that from

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first time i ever edited video and it was for this fat fuck

>>904719
bull
fucking
shit

Im starting a diet. This thread was all i needed.

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I know how shitty this turned out, but I just HAD to make it

>>911761
kek

>>911637
stick to not editing vids

>>907416
Do one with the X-Files theme you magnificent bastard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

>>909707

Song suaces please?

>>912356
Non Drifter - do as you do
Gasoline - introduction of a jedi
Gasoline - Chicago nites
Gramatik - Chillaxin' by the Sea
Ljones - Cruising Blue
Gasoline - Da Truth
Quantic - Meaning

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>>912347
got it right here

>>908291
this is so fitting

>>884229
Who made this video? Does he do any more edits of this guys stuff?

>>907399
this is the best one

>>892009
are those cum stains on his shirt?

>>912666
SATANIC TRIPS

>>895355
Why this guy make this at 2:25 AM?

>>907399
>>907407
>>907416
>No spanish flea

You disgust me.

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>>907393
Here a dramatical version. 1/3

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>>916064
2/3

>>912657
appreciate it

Does this guy makes these effects and post these videos, or are they made by anons on the internet?

>>916185
anons edit it

and i love it

>>884229
... did he get exhausted from eating?

>>909116

Watching this is kind of fascinating, this is pure addiction at work, for those few seconds he actually turns into a wild animal and nothing else in the entire world mattered to him.

>>917630
>>917631
>>917632

Disgusting. He should kill himself

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>>912666

Nice, am I too late to join in on the fun?

>>917639
he's making fun of food reviews you dumbdumb

>>909116
wtf is he eating

>>917817

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYDKmDEmlC4

>>917650
amazing, 9/10

you should make it slowly zoom in on his eyes

>>917630
>>917631
>>917632

This is gold.

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>>909116
I wanted to amplify the audio to the max...this was the result.

>>919843
good job. now... this initially may sound weird... but right now, there is probably someone fapping to this. at this very moment.

>>919843
This makes me laugh and uncomfortable at the same time

>>884240
Holy shit iam crying this is to good

>>919843
A S M R
S
M
R

>>884240
>dan schneider
i'm fucking dead, and I can't get up!

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>>916171
god why is he so stupid


just

>african continent and in ugh Europe i think


>mfw

>>891344
Skinny ausfag here, I actually don't mind watching these videos, they help get my appetite up. Kind of like a poor man's epic meal time

>>909116
Someone should sample this and put it over porn vids of people having orgasms.

>>917589
I liked this one

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this is sad and hilarious at the same time

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>>922524
from the same youtube poop

chillhop guy if you're still around could you do one with nujabes - aruarian dance, any section you like please

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>>922544
luckily, I just so happened to be scrolling through the thread right now. here it is

>>909745
Agreed, I havent been this annoyed at a webm before.

>>919974
it's you, right?

>>922590
amazing thanks

>>908143
This guy looks like he has down syndrome. I hope this is the case.

>>895355
Me when I try to guzzle whiskey

>>909116

those last 3 seconds... oh god i can't fucking breathe

best thread on /wsg/ by far

>>919843

>anon, what did you do this weekend?

>well i spent it on this cool software program editing videos

>oh, what kinda videos? were they funny videos? or goPro videos?

>no... they were of some fat dude sitting in his car eating fried chicken and I amplified the sound so that you could hear every crunch and slobber

>o-oh...

>it was a good weekend.

>>910783

I learned this is called the "bloatee"

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can't believe you haven't used this song yet

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>>923252

>>884229
What's he eating here? It looks good and I want to try it.

Looks like curly fries with some kind of cheese.

This is probably the most annoying man i have seen in my entire life.

Also he's so fat you cant even see his knuckles on his fat hands.

>>892009
fat fuck cant even get it because of his massive fucking stomach what a subhuman being

Please dont let this thread die

i love this man ive never laughed so fucking hard holy shit.

>>895355
It scares me to think that there is someone out there that is watching this and getting turned the fuck on by this.

>>909116
im fucking dying

>>923132
weak shit
18 year olds can drink it just fine
and a grown man-child like yourself can't

>>909707

needs a "real human bean" version

>>908717
sounds like porn music

>>915888
OH LAWD LUCKY CHINESE TRIPS

Fucking sickening

FUCKIN MORE

PLEASE

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OC b o y z

>>923252
song?

>>925506
El Huervo-Daisuke

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>>924866
Goddamn, why didn't I think of doing that one earlier?

>>911658
bro those are stained pig lungs they show kids to scare them away from smoking. Beat u believe all the memes out there.

>>925006
source on song?

>>923280
Sauce on song?

>>926120
Do I Wanna Know by Artic Monkeys

>>886589
>>885012
>>884989
>>884244
>>884229

Isn't this the guy who tried to kill himself by eating chicken nuggets on a livestream?

>>917632
>>917631
>>917630
Good god, why did you waste food like that, it could feed a tribe in Africa

>>884244
that really pissed me off.

>>903687
the way this guy runs isnt acrobatic at all. he falls over the stupidest shit. pull your goddamn pants up fag

>>919843
>NEEDS MORE GAIN

>>922590
[email protected]

>>925006
song?

>>926317
The funny thing is that I actually tried that. I exported what you're seeing, re-imported it, and then maxed out the gain again. It ended up being almost entirely screaming static with some grunts in between

>>926049
>>926706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaWD_YR0aCo

>>917671
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

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we need some more songs about driving

>>924861
Do you wear a baseball cap backwards? Because that was a rad post by a rad dude.

>>916064
Song please

>>884244
Why does he fondle the pizza

>>904627
This is sad

>>926235
no this is a different guy.

>>929764
Sorry for asnwer a little late:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1TjSb4zQG4

>>884229
WTF he is eating?

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I hope this one can be useful to someone.

>>884244
Is this like foreplay for fat people?

>>923277
song name?

This thread has to continue when after this 404s

we need more of this motherfuckr

>>884989
the fucking "WOO" got me at the end

>>884229
>you will never share a meal with Joey from Joeysworldtour

Kill me now, senpai

I rarely ever get fast food from the drive through if I'm alone in my car. I had no food recently so I had to go through all by myself, and when I was eating in on silence, I realized how amplified your eating sounds become. Image being Joey and just making these loud ass eating noises.

>>932429
Seasoned, deep fried potatos curls, with mayonnaise.

>>926268

>implying our precious food should feed malaria babies

>>930434
song sauce?

>>932438
Need a soundless version for other boards.

>>895355
it looks like he is eating literal shit

>>911287
>depressed
>take drugs to feel happy
>depressed because take too much drugs

Yeah, that's pretty much how addiction works.

wooowooooowooooh

>>935305
There wouldn't be anything to share.

I want to buy these fries and recreate this scene in my car

https://youtu.be/Bb-CPmlXFL4?t=2m12s

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>>941428

>>926313
>he falls over the stupidest shit.
he fell over twice, once from being tackled, and the other from being hit by a car you fucking idiot

>>942554

If I was Arby's legal team I would take this video down in a heartbeat

>>941357
rainbow tylenol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7Frc2lTI8

>>904692
>>905013
>>908091
A scale of 1 to 9 makes more sense than a scale of 1 to 10, because 1 to 9 means that 5 is average (even better: 0 to 10).

What doesn't make sense is that he used a fraction after he used a system invented for the purpose of avoiding fractions.

I just read my own post and I have decided that I am autistic.

>>943578
When did this turn into a rekt thread?

>>909116
Open this webm in a new tab and duplicate 10 or so times if you want that true Joey cacophony experience

>>925938
top kek

>>933575
Blizzard Light Club

Someone do Joey sitting in his car with Ocean Man over it please, I'm too lazy

>>903838
song?

>>919843
This is what a car being eaten sounds like.

>>930434
Now do the whole thing.

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>>909116
>mfw i'm hungry

>>945028
Negro y Azul

>>895355
Is that chorizo?!

/ck/ here
Has Joey lost it?

>>950412
Only death can stop Joey.

>>909728
Grow a beard and rape a white woman, they'll let you in

>>909728
>Our country is officially full of fat lazy bastards who don't want to put out any fucking effort anymore
>contemplated moving to northern Europe

You should feel right at home here then.

shoenice

>>919974
Shit ... i'm busted

>>926268

Fuck off nigger lover

Someone needs to make a webm of the nutella video synced up with amazing grace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDdvReNKKuk

There was a synctube link before but I lost it

>>951478
Kinda want to splice Joey clips into a Mad World montage, but I feel like that's overdone.

>>912666
Those x-files trips!!

Holy fuck this thread is GOLDEN. I lost so many times

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can't believe no one made this yet?

>>907977
That's cucking with Ja/ck/ though.

Joey vs Shoenice, who wins?

>>923252
>not doing one with "The sound of silence".. c'mon guys

>>903912
raw chorizo, literally raw pork

thats just not safe.

Just in case you guys haven't seen it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym7qxOeGsB0

>>920382
he's fucking around you dimwit.

>>952943
Id pay 12$ to watch joey on the big screen

>>953640
are you 100% positive?

>>929729
perfect

>>954135
how many times has joey sharted himself in a vid?

he could at least edit that shit out

>>932438
I'm fucking dying because of this

>>934684
this

>>886589
fuck me, how old is this guy?

>>951741
it's beautiful

>>954311
he thinks the woowoowoooo's would drown out the sound of emptying his bowels

>>909116
and now im fucking hungry

https://youtu.be/LUujOL8DRgY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym7qxOeGsB0

https://youtu.be/Qa4VkNML48k?t=593

>>954311
was it a shart, or his giant septum vibrating against the food in his mouth?

I'm guessing breathing is hard enough for him.

>>917632
>>917631
>>917630

I love that niggerfaggot

>>909718
Kek

>>955329
Can someone make the clip from 8:40 to 8:43 its own Webm please,

>>892009
jesus fucking christ i thought i was about to witness his death

>>920382
African content*

Bamp

new video is up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPhCgxN87gE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHWa8dOJA7s

what's going on gang?

>>896277
>listening to hotline bling while watching this lol

>>909116
inhaling the chicken

>>961635

1:38 onward nearly drowned me, i had just taken a mouthful of water

>>912666
Not trying to sound like a dick but I haven't laughed at one of these until this x-files one, idk why but i almost pissed myself

hail satan

>>891966
Oh my god the way he eats that ontion

>>884229
Can someone please tell me how the fuck they do this? to get this effect?

Thanks anons

As disgusting as most of these are it's fucking 9 am in the morning, I've been up all night without any food, I'm a fat fuck so my fat makes me unnaturally hungry (google it, being fat actually makes you hunger easier) and most of these just make me wanna puke, but hungry at the same time. Fridge is empty. No cash in my wallet. I'm gonna go fucking eat some dry wall.

Also how the fuck does a fucking loser like this guy get famous? Why the fuck does he eat so often with his fucking mouth open? Can he not fucking close it? Jesus Christ.

>>909116
>he spits pieces back
FUCKING STOP DOING THIS YOU FUCKING PIG DON'T SPIT FOOD BACK INTO THE TRAY

>eats with his mouth open
FUCKING SHUT THAT SHIT UP YOU FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE INSIDE YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING RETARD

>moans like a fucking swine
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE NOISES YOU FUCKING PIG SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WIPE YOUR FUCKING CHIN YOU SHIT

All of these make me so angry. Are all Americans this fucking disgusting?

>>952901
Not only is it raw but it's extremely greasy. Its not meant to be eaten alone. You must cook it, drain the grease, and then mix it with something that can soak the grease. Eating it on its own will make you sick, but raw...that's just toxic.

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>>962871
>All of these make me so angry

>>947789
Same. Watching this makes me weirdly hungry

>>930437
>h'
>OOOOOOOOOOOO

GANG

GANG WHAT'S GOING ON

JOEY SET HIS NUTELLA CHALLENGE AND NACHO CHEESE CHALLENGE VIDEOS TO PRIVATE

>>963904
HORY SHET PANIC. HIS FAMILY IS VISITING AND HE DOESN'T WANT THEM TO SEE IT

>>963787
dat chicken look so good nigga

>>951741
Lel I was waiting for this.

>>963904
I blame Leafy and his fanbase as they were bullying Joey

>>923207
kek

>>884989
Looooooool

>>922524
The lonely man theme from Hulk?

>>884989

HOW DO THEY DO THIS?

the effect?

>>943889
I have never laughed so hard on all of 4chan.

>>924870
to him, eating is porn, so makes sense

>>919974
I just got done fapping... ...but to kpop. Not to this shit. but if someone walked in atm, it'd look pretty bad

>>945038
i cried

>>954121
>>953640
No. Joey is actually from an alternate universe where those things had occurred. He traveled to our universe and is currently on a "world tour" of our dimension and its foods.

>>951455
That saliva. Gross