/rus/ thread
>>876072
Whenever I see a video about Russia, I'm always amazed by how many shades of grey actually exist.
this
Let's make it /slav/, shall we?
Anybody got the one with the guy lighting the cannon, then it fires and he falls over in shock? Always cracks me up.
>>876072
What camera they could be using?
I like colors of video, and if trying to do old looking video, like in this video, it would be epic
>>876129
Chat shit get banged
>>876129
Thats about a minute longer than I would have waited. What a little turd.
>>876293
Russian version of Fight Club
>>876293
i really wanted a guy with a boom box to just walk through the brawl
>>876094
our subs dont stand a chance
in russia the stop sights are in english ?
>>876349
Posibly could be eastern europe or stuff like that when it was soviet.
>>876474
I fucking love this. This is my jam.
>>876080
any russianbros know what they're arguing over?
>>876129
lol scarred for life, that'll teach that fucker.
Anyone similar to this guy?
>Balalaika
>Electronic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqBZsB9j7CU
>>876097
>feelsthepost.avi
>>876193
Hard Bass Kiełbas
>>876511
Narc dude's asking for a smoke, "I don't have any, seriously i don't," he breaks the glass and the owner threatens to push him off the building
>go ahead push me off
>how about you jump instead
Can't tell the last bit since he's slurring through the holes in his teeth.
>>876835
welp, time to play some RA2
>>876835
lol
>>876109
Seeing this makes me think, that she was young like us, had a nice body, looked nice, and what age and alchohol does to people
>>876293
just like niggers
>>876835
DIE WAFFEN LEGT AN
>>876293
White team was outmatched there.
>>876910
We use weapons
>>876981
>nana stole my jordans
>>876072
magnifico
>>876990
No, this is Russian nuclear program.
>>876097
>A peaceful day in the mot
epic musical choice
>>876109
sure she dances like a queen
>>877016
shit i'm dying
>>876072
fucking hipsters trying to be ironic
why only 4 mb limit
>>876306
>>876072
Someone should convert this
Btw same song group as OP's video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPYRzjjXlSI
I love this webm, it looks like the most fun that anyone has ever had
>>877229
What song?
>>877289
nvm just googled the lyrics who would have guessed
No idea what they are talking about but they don't seem much concerned
>>876990
>>877299
This one also
>>876472
my heart melted
>>877300
How is this accomplished?
>>876293
THE BATTLE IS TURNING IN OUR FAVOR
>>877016
The funniest part about it is that at the end he says party or holiday I'll start them
>>877299
>"oh damn our car is floating in a river"
>"u want cigarette Artyom?"
>"da"
>>876072
not russia, the stop sign at 0:25 is american
>>877305
One less Russian qt3.14 for me
>>877379
>>877381
>>877383
>>877385
Pls no, my heart.
>>877387
>>876990
>>877020
>>877379
song source?
>>877393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBJhzfvdyKw
>>877335
I mean... the car's already in the river. Panicing will do nothing to help so might as well have a smoke while you figure shit out.
>>876080
are those marihuana plants?
>>876513
wacky
>>877387
japan has nothing on this
>>877322
Calcium Carbide + Water = Hydrogen. Hydrogen + Flame = BANG.
Its what kids in Dominican Republic play with since fireworks got banned here.
>>877381
I have all Initial D OST, but never found at all that song, so, sauce?
>>877299
fucking lol'd
>>877605
futureland you dingus
>>877299
>talking about where to go first
falls into river
>fucking awesome
>here we fucking come
>untranslatable, but let's say holy cow or something(they say fucking cats)
>sailing
>oh wow
>but sailing where?
>to the fucking coast
>forward
>stop turning wheel
>>877299
>turns on the windscreen wipers
>>877809
They turned from impact.
>>877383
Damn, he romantic as fuck.
>>877387
Initial D drifting looks impressive, but they get taught this as part of their learning to drive because its the only way to navigate safely in a country that is 60% ice.
>>876306
i miss the cold war...
>>876474
i don't want to travel on a russian road...
>>877300
>>877322
In Hawaii, my uncles do this despite fireworks being legal, but they don't use calcium carbid and water, they just use lighter fluid, but the "cannon" is a bunch of sode cans wrapped in sequence, basically a tube. What they do is have one end completely open and the other end have a small hole, like smaller than the width of a pencil, probably as big as the lead piece.
Anyway, you pour a bit of fluid so it rolls down the insides walls of the piper, if theres a collection of fluid on the bottom leaking out, you're doing it wrong, then you swing the tube using centrifugal force to make sure the fluid is evenly distributed. You want the inners walls to have a thin layer of fluid, basically the fumes will be condensed in the tube. Then you stick a light at the bottom end with the tiny hole, and it will ignite, and the noise that comes out is the escaping gas like a bullet to a barrel...yea thats basically it, you're emulating a gun barrel firing a blank, it does sound like gunshots too.
Its similar to the russian pyromancer, you actually see the gases in the bottles.
>>876524
>Anyone similar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A
try this
>>876306
just in case
song: kavinsky - nightcall
>>877425
They look like potatoes
>>876129
literally getting your ass kicked
>>876125
Damn that makes me feel nostalgic
>>876519
hahaha fuck
>>876524
ARTYOM
>>877392
HAHA kek
>>878039
context?
>>877383
kek
>>877988
kek
>>877020
man that's about as real as shit gets.
>>877393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpkeZ2kwpkM
>>877605
ace - futureland
1/?
2/?
3/?
>>876072
Happened to open this without the sound on while listening to Rap God by Eminem, it worked surprisingly well.
4/?
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6/?
7/?
>>877391
"Fuck off, Fuck off,..., Fucker"
Thats all he sings...
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Check/em
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>>876129
i don't know the last time i saw something as enjoyable as this little turd getting what he asked for.
21/?
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>>878334
son of a bitch
25/?
Кoнeц/?
GUYS HELP!!! i really really need that old bulgarian church song that's posted here sometimes! that one with the modern remix
Или нeт /?
>>878322
checked
Heт пaцaны, кoнeц /?
>>878271
i dont get this,.
>>878329
Putin looks so uncomfortable talking english, like its physically hurting him to do so
>>878298
What in the hell is going on here?
>>878264
What is he singing about?
>>878334
kek, man he'd have been hurting if he tried that on my old POS i install bulletproof glass because a friend got me a "good deal" because why not
Please note the kind sir in the truck
>>877300
>Why russians won WWII
Only Polish people in the video.
>>878406
second. this is pretty fucked up.
>>877894
Yeah, living under constant threat of 'total atomic annihilation' is what I truly miss.
>>878325
>butthurt sjw non "lewd" verison
1/20
>>877020
sauce for the music
for scientific purposes only
>>878417
>As if three mountains are shaking
>Three bogatyrs are meeting (x2)
>Ilya Muromets [meets] with his comrades (x2)
>With Alyosha Popovich (x2)
>With Dobrynya Nikitich (x2)
>"Why do you guys keep wandering in the open field?"
>"We're wandering, but not without a purpose"
>"We're protecting the holy Rus'"
>>878315
>hold_my_vodka.webm
>>878445
>Polish
>Russians
Same fucking thing
>>878406
Patriarchy
>>878419
Was expecting allahu akbar.
>>878303
That show is amazing.
>>878393
Somebody hacked a cam with speaker and plays some russian hentai what's there to 'get'?
>>877896
Bro that's the fucking joke
>>878406
It has been said before this is some punishment cult.
>>878285
beautiful
>>878561
fan-dubbed japanese hentai
>>878394
translation?
anyone know what he said?
anyone have the car crash compilation with a nice chill music?
>>878406
Not Russia, that's for sure
>>876109
maybe it's just cause I'm a virgin, but this turns me on and her open promiscuity would make me want to ask her for sex in that dark room behind her "ey, how bout a quick fuck, ya?"
>>878285
\m/
>>878406
Girl gets beaten up for cheating on her husband. My guess that it's some sort of religious sect, as they are fairly popular in russia.
>>876910
Yeah, niggers are more 5vs1, but whatever.
>>876519
She's beautiful.
>>876520
>posting the version without sound
Are you stupid?
>>878516
That's like saying Dutch and Germans are the same.
GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND
>>878271
sauce on hentai video?
>>878278
Damn hearing this song and seeing how people dance and being happy makes me think how time passes quickly, and that you need to enjoy every second
>>878294
Shit happens, but imagine if one lands on your house, 1 failed, other thousands left
>>876486
>not naming that file what is slav.
Russian girls
>>879037
>what is slav?
>Hitler don't hurt, don't hurt me, no more
>>876895
Fair call. One reason looks are not everything.
>>878923
da (дa) = yes
>>878976
>Are you stupid?
No.
>>876472
what song is she singing
>>877799
Thanks anon !
They kinda were concerned after all
>>876197
this is actually just the color of russia
>>878322
source on song?
>>878303
what is this it's hilarious
>the jackpot sounds holy shit
>>878369
>/rus/ thread
>What are those Ukrainian flags doing there
>>878948
what is that webm even
>>876474
Who knew you only need a Russian and an accordion to sound pretty good.
>>878419
my sides, help
>>877385
lol @ last half second
>left stronk stance
>right goes down
requestin the Shia 'just do it' in a commieblock one.
>>877799
>stop turning wheel
kek
i didnt see this posted, anyone have sauce on the song?
>>879212
its from a science fiction movie called "the arrival" I watched it with my dad when i was a kid. them feels man, thats the only scene of the movie i can remember.
>>879290
nevermind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srGCQfzh1OI
for those interested
>>879291
>When you get the Unlimited Ammo cheat
>>879290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srGCQfzh1OI&list=LLC78Pa1plyCFb9Tt0wupvuQ
Кacпийcкий Гpyз - Taбop Ухoдит в Heбo (oфициaльнoe видeo)
>>879291
Damn, BF2142 was a long time ago.
>>878516
It's like saying that that Mexico and USA is the same... Seriously finish your school and learn something about world.
>>879340
who are the mexicans in your situations?
>>876109
>>878271
i watch this hentia before ahah
>>878998
They are
>>876835
music?
>>879398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFVZFOYaTHc
>>877988
wtf is he doing?
>>879404
thx bruh
>>876486
>>879037
nyet tovarish that would be this
>>879146
that's dope
>>876991
this one is more Serbia
sauce
>>878039
Stop making fun of us.
t. Russian
>>879146
when we were at war
>>879494
>Not wanting to have fun by laughing at your fellow countrymen, random weirdos or just national stereotypes
>>>/t/umblr/
>>877286
one of the best
>>878261
song?
>>877299
as they crash:
>Welp, now we're swimming
>damnit
>so where are we swimming?
>to the fucking coast
>straight ahead
>stop turning the wheel
The best thing about this is how relaxed they are while saying this.
>>879407
protecting Konohagakure you dolt
>>878362
song
>>878368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv3y8QaeQug
this one? source is in comments
>>879560
Marie Madeleine - Swimming Pool. And that's the only good song they have.
>>878475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWNp7CmkPLY
>>879617
>And that's the only good song they have.
I can confirm
>>878298
I feel like doing this far too much.
>>878406
Democracy manifest
>>879172
Yup autumn, looks like this footage is clearly in something like eastern europe(from where I am from)
>>879294
Charlie Sheen was the best Gordon Freeman
>>880114
That paper airplane
>>878298
so apparently she is a bitch
>>876306
Isn't that webm already reach legendary status?
>>876981
think those are albanians
>>879146
FUCK! I can sit beside that little boy and hear that man all day.
>>879061
That was satisfying. Female or not that was a solid punch.
>>879503
He's the guy from the webm where they're hitting a watchtower
>>879503
>"In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, fire!"
Top kek
>>878530
my planet needs me
>>877904
aaaw cute :3
Get off 4chan Malik my son :^)
top PA meme's (2016)(GONESEXUAL)
I need source on this video
I want to start learning Russian, does anyone have any textbook recommendations for a complete beginner?
>>880381
That means he Ukrainian.
>>880480
Might be, but he was/is on the DNR's side. The part with the watchtower is from a video where Givi was driving around the frontlines inspecting shit.
>>880438
>dat T-10
NNNGGGGH
>>876072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrvHvRMZdpI
Source on song
>>879459
we dont act like russians, not even close
>>878209
Source of this gif ?
>>880438
song name?
>>880678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iOK3Echp78
>>880660
>Source of this gif ?
WWII obviously
>>878319
russian neville longbottom on the right?
>>880454
Duolingo isn't complete shit
>>876109
>whips out those beaver tail tits
wew comrade
>>876129
made my day, anon
>>879146
I need this video
>>880694
do you have a source on the video and not just the song?
>>880745
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clq4ShJvi10
>>880754
Just realized how well this webm goes along with the music
>>876097
A bit late to the show, but does anybody know what song's playing in the background?
>>877300
That's the best bang I've ever heard.
>>880754
thank you
>>880754
Nice music but that camera movement about made me seasick.
>>876981
Gypsies from Hungary or Romania.
>>876293
Man, I love me some Perturbator. Fomr the album Dangerous Days if anyone is looking for the song
>>876097
I'm always impressed with the variety of track suits available.
>>880660
Song pls?
>>880967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOD8qeCBuc
>>880979
thank you
>>880986
It's actually Hell March 3, but I like 2 better.
>>877988
Fucking hell, wellmade.
>>880709
>WWII
Cold war era
>>876109
song?
>>880694
That's not the song the girl is playing :(
I remember theres a webm where putin is dancing to this song,
>>881185
look at the replies anon, the video for it is linked.. What she's playing is a cover of the soviet march, and it lasts as long as that webm.
>>876306
I wonder what the Russian equivalent of songs like "Fortunate Son" or "For What It's Worth" are!
>>881197
ahh sorry my friend.
/r/ing the webm where Putin dances to Soviet March, I believe Natalia is also involved in said webm.
>>879061
Mad respect for that punch. Wouldn't let her friend hit him anymore. She knew he was done.
>>876072
Dat sailor fuccboi.
>>879204
I wanted it too anon, I found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A
>>881199
probably this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuQkQEcsm5Y
>although there are plenty of specifically Afghan war songs, this one by Tsoi would be the more general one any Russian worth his salt would recognize instantly
lyrics to the best of my ability:
White snow, gray ice,
On the cracked earth.
As a patched blanket on it --
A town in the noose of a road.
And clouds are floating above the town,
Blocking the heavenly light,
And above the town - a yellow smoke,
The town is two thousand years old,
Lived under the light of the star
Called Sun...
And for two thousand years there is war,
War without any particular reasons.
War is the job for the young --
Medicine against wrinkles.
Red, red blood
After one hour its regular earth
After two it's got flowers and grass,
After three it's alive again
And warmed with the rays of the star
Called Sun...
And we know that it has always been this way,
That destiny loves him,
Who lives by different laws
And who must die young.
He doesn't remember the words “yes“ and “no“,
He doesn't remember neither ranks, nor names.
And he can stretch out and reach the stars,
If you don't count that it's all just a dream,
And to fall, scorched by the star called Sun
>>876129
what a little shit
>>881199
>>877305
> the music
Fuck, I wasn't ready. Literally in tears right now.
>>880754
Huge beer for you anon
>>877300
slavs are amazing
I mean, there are drunk fucktards of every race and in every culture, but the only ones I've seen inventing explosive shit THAT WORKS just to have fun are the slavs
>>877972
surprisingly effective for marching
>>878315
im in tears right now
>>876129
pretty measured use of force there.
>>881360
huh, that first 10 sec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7U8Q6qCZsY
>>881360
anon, you know any more stuff like this song?
p fucking sweet
>>881119
search "Marie-madeleine swimming pool"
>>878334
no waiting for a mate in russia
>>878261
I would like to know the title of song playing in that webm
>>881547
What is it with slavs and this song?
>>877286
wtf are they yellin about?
>>881611
Seems like he's supposed to be a red army soldier taking out a German tank with an AT grenade, and he congratulates him for it.
>>880754
tfw no russian cutie gf
>>880501
source?
>>881408
What song is this?
>>881759
>russian subway
>talking spic
>>881912
World in Conflict
>>881912
According to the acronym I'm guessing "World in Conflict." This is the song playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBeeVKhPHE
>>881913
Любэ - Кoмбaт (Lyube - Kombat)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ6zTI-YLwk
The band plays a lot of great songs, certainly a Russian staple. Some others:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dSbA4neZ9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlrFEL0ZTMM
>>879113
That's what a stupid person would say. The plot thickens.
>>877986
Wrong game, dummy. Metro 2033 are good books but terrible consolified games.
>>881962
and what if i said yes instead?
>>881927
this
>>879337
It is still out there my friend. Get it and play it with buddies at a LAN.
>>881759
He is not from Russia. He is from Chile.
>>876299
In Soviet Russia, Fight Club should never talk about you.
>>878406
>Alexander Shevtsov
Google this.
>>876513
I feel bad for the guy
>drinks coke
>fuck capitalism!
>>878319
what are these blokes saying m8
>>882977
>"Opa!"
Usually used as an expression of surprise when something unexpected is happening.
>"Pizdets!"
Swear word with many meanings. In this context I think it means something really strange which you can't even explain properly.
So basically he used only two words to say
>"Now that's some random shit, bro! Bet you didn't expect that!"
Such is the magic of russian swearing.
>>883101
I love russian language.
>>876094
needs sound or music
>>878261
Song, please, anyone?
>>876981
anyone got this with the audio?
>>878315
That's fucking hilarious
>>880709
>WWII obviously
You best be joking nigger.
>>879033
I didnt expect to find a sincere epiphany on 4chan.
Godspeed anon, make yourself and the rest of the world shine
>>877299
god fucking dammit lost so fucking hard
>>878315
why would you do that
i'm fucking crying
>>879291
>BF 2142
good memories
>>876094
Slav seals.
>>878271
Source on the hentai?
>>876509
Wait,
>zyzz used to dance retarded like them
>zyzz parents were slavs
it's genetic
>>886704
Zyzz' parents were greek gods, he was the child of Zeus and Athēnâ, but it was the cold jelousy of Thánatos who often gazed upon Athēnâ's beauty from behind the thunderous clouds of the west who cursed Zyzz with a congenital heart defect, dooming him to certain death before his ascension as the fair ruler of man. it is said that on the greek island of Crete there were sounds of a deep laughter coming from above on the same day of Zyzz passing...
>>879146
That kid is getting ready to kill chechens.
>>881431
>Witnessed
>>881759
Chile, not slav
>>886738
But how?
>>877541
its also how toy cannons in the 50's worked in america
>>876835
im pretty sure this is from when Russia went into Crimea... Cлoвa Hoвopoccия
>>877384
Russian Pepe
>>876072
Damn, time goes by so fast
>>876125
Poland