Last Star Wars thread hit bump limit

>>874845
That Tatooine cue is in every Star Wars and it gets me everytime. I am fucking disappointed as hell Williams didn't do the soundtrack for The Force Awakens.

>>874861

He did?

>>874845
He actually did. You don't hear it though since he probably didn't give a shit about it.

Does anyone have the webm some op dumped on /tv/ these days? Im looking for the flashback from rey and the final fight in the snow.

There's any webm about episode VII?

Can somebody scale this webm down to 4MB?
http://webmshare.com/ZaXgd

>>875335
TRAITOR

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>>875356
Most badass mother fucker in the history of Star Wars.

>>875357
does the weapon he wields have a name?

>>875356
did the trooper live? fuck he'd be the next sith lord with those skills.

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>>875365
probably not, han shoots him with chewy's bowcaster in the very next frame and we don't learn anything more about him

>>875360
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Z6_riot_control_baton
>>875365
Nah. Right when he's about smash Finn's shit, Han shoots him like when Indiana Jones shot the scimitar wielding mudslime.

>>875367
Please tell me you have Rey's fight against Ren.

>>875152
Requesting webms of section after this as the falcon is captured.

>>875365
DESU if he was actually facing someone with any skill with a lightsaber he wouldn't have lasted that long. Fin basically just picked it up with no experience and started trying to fuck shit up.

>>875373
he gave kylo ren more of a fight m80, thAT trooper got potential

>>875376
So Rey > Traitor Trooper > Kylo Ren > shit > Finn?

>>875376
Kylo had taken a shot to the left side of his abdomen by chewy when he dueled with finn

>>874839
how does a jedi have that much trouble balancing le mao-o

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>>875370
i've been working on this for a while to get the size down to 4MB and be watchable w/ sound

had to cut out the long close ups, so the music is weird

>>875459
Nicely done.

Daisy's a good actress (without getting into what a huge fucking Mary Sue here character is), but I don't get why she has to make that teeth clench snarl whatever the fuck face every time she does anything.

>>875608
>make that teeth clench snarl whatever the fuck face

yeah, it's just generic drama mask

cheshire grin might have been good

>>875459
jesus that looks bad

Kylo Ren was just a spoiled brat. And his face... Seriously? Looks like Loki and Nicolas Cage mashup but uglier. He should never take off his mask.

>>874861
the song is in the force awakens

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>>875771

Everytime I saw him I just thought of Snape going: 'Potter.......'

>>875459
Think you could make one of just the force pull of the light saber through to the close up of Rey as she ignites it?

>>875771
im hoping that was the point and they are gonna switch actors for the third movie when he is fully trained and evil so he goes from snotty brat to vader level badass. Otherwise they made what could of been a cool character into nothing but a joke.
I know we arent supposed to judge by appearance but if a clown tells you he's gonna destroy the world you just laugh but if someone like sean connery did you'd shit your pants

>>875608

/tv/ is theorizing that she's the daughter of emperor palpatine.

Uhh, ehh......

>>875385

and we saw how much damage that bowcaster did earlier in the movie, kylo is hitting the wound to spur himself on, the guy is pretty hard core

>>875357
Revan 2.0

>>875771
>officer disappoints Vader
>gets force chocked
>officer disappoints kylo ren
>ren throws a temper tantrum

>>876303
> from snotty brat to vader level badass
but wasn't anakin a snotty brat? Kylo Ren has already transformed into a sith, so he can't become something new.

>>875412

Might have something to do with the scorching heat and lack of oxygen

>>876563
The officer was clearly expecting to die, so i'm guessing that Ben doesn't ALWAYS throw temper tantrum's. But when they do happen, it's hilarious

>>876403
He also just killed his daddy

>>875376
Ren had just been shot in the side by a bowcaster, and had just murdered his father. He has been shown to be emotionally unstable, and killing Han didn't help in the slightest. Just watch his face before he gets shot
Watching him pound on his wound, though, that's some OG shit.

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>>876292
this is the best it's going to look

>>876630
Can you do the last few second of the fight, where Ren's saber get's doused, and Rey mutilates his face?

>>876630
Thanks a ton! I love that part because it's the same song that plays when Luke discovers his Aunt and Uncle were killed and his home destroyed. The point of no return. And it was the point of no return for Rey when she grabbed that lightsaber. John Williams is awesome.

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>>876563
but he does choke him, force pull into a choke

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>>876633
I took out the face close ups but i can give you the unedited version if you like

and goddamn, the are to many close ups on faces in this movie

>>876659
Did she cut off his fucking hand, or did she just chop his saber?

>>876659
Looks great. I was mainly looking for where he gets slashed, and him lying on the ground maimed

>>876685
I'm more bothered by the scavenger defeating and maiming a trained dark side acolyte when it's literally the first time she ever picked up a lightsaber

>>876685
the black man is a runaway slave if you think about it

>>874843

Watching this the first time, and hearing him draw the first breath. Just gave me chills.

>>874843
That should've been the last scene

>>876688
she's far from inexperienced with melee fighting, and he's far from experienced at fighting in general

>>876768
How old are those two supposed to be again?

Anyone got the webm of Rey's mindtrick? Specifically when the stormtrooper responds, I've heard it's Daniel Craig.

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>>876794
i'm a bond fan and saw spectre 2nd week. i dont think it's craig.

>>876760
Wow yeah hadn't thought about that but it really should have. Just that first breath too, no rage scene with the worst delivered "Noooooooo!" In movie history.

>>875173
Seig Heil!

>>875200
>>875200
this scene actually made me speechless

i mean wasnt talking in the theater but all i could do was lean forward and watch with a dropped jaw

i wasnt able to withstand firepower of that magnitude

Does anyone have a webm of the battle of corousaunt?

>>876848
Yeah I'm not convinced it's Craig.

>>875608
Her character is marked by the confidence and primal aggression she'd need to survive alone on Jakku.

People still bitching and moaning about Ren losing because they're nerds who are inexperienced in physical activity.

Ask any coach, athlete or competitor: confidence, focus, aggression > instability, uncertainty, natural ability/training

But basically she snarls a lot because she's a roughneck. Doesn't take a genius

>>876303
That's the thing: Kylo Ren isn't meant to a Vader level badass. The real bad guys are Snoke, Hux and whoever Benicio Del Toro is playing in the next film.

Kylo Ren is a vulnerable, misguided pawn.

And you're also not supposed to like the antagonist.

>>876667
That's a theory

>>876685
You're a retard

>>876848
Webm of when she turns the table on Skywalker and finds out he's afraid of never being as strong as Darth Vader?

>>877069
I don't like him, i feel sorry for him. He's an emotionally and mentally unstable young man who killed his father in an attempt at catharsis, and was subsequently shot in the side, possibly had his hand cut off and nearly lost his head.

>>877074
>Skywalker
Solo, stupid. He's a Solo

>>877072
I watched the scene again, and slowed it down. She doused his lightsaber, maybe destroyed it, and then mangled his face. His hand is fine

>>877081
Its a billion years in the future. Who's to say they still take daddy's last name retard. Especially when moms royal

>>876697
kek'ed

now, I'm drawing parallels in my head between this film and Huckleberry Finn...

>Finn
Oh sh-

BRAVO, JJ

>>877069
>>877067
exactly

>>875367
> Ren toys with Finn
> Finn injures him
> Ren disarms him immidietly

All is well.

>>877122

Which part of

"a long time ago in a galaxy far far away"

did you never understand ?

>>876848
>>876911
Just because Craig didn't VOICE the stormtrooper, doesn't mean it is not him under the suit.
This is tokusatsu 101 guys

>>877092
>doused
Shirley you don't mean the snow "doused" it like a flame, right?

>>875356
>cuts right before he gets shot
HAPPY END

>>876788
Apparently she's 19 and he's about ten years older but I don't know how true it is.

>>875459
you'd probably be better off breaking it up into multiple webms

>>876688
>scavenger

Did you even watch the film? Do you really have no idea who she is?

>>876635
muh nig

gave me goosebumps

>>876848
do you have one where Chewie goes absolutely ape shit and blows up all the detonators in the FO building?

>>876861
That was a major standout scene for me.

Starkiller base is so perplexity out of place in that movie that I haven't been able to think about much else. I have no idea what kind of scope they're going for.

Apparently you can jump to lightspeed and get where you're going in 3 minutes flat.

They introduce and destroy The New Republic in 1 scene. They go 10x bigger than the Death Star and destroy it in Act 3.

If they had scaled back a bit I would be all over this movie. Instead, You can have a decent character story with a scifi backdrop, but JJ proved with Treck that he can't do it.

>>875771
>Kylo Ren was just a spoiled brat. And his face... Seriously?

Well... yeah. The whole character is just a whiny kid who's deliberately trying to be the next Vader but he's trying so hard that it doesn't really work. And that's exactly what you get when his mask comes off.

You can argue that the character itself is dumb (I'd disagree) but the casting and presentation of that character is perfect in the film. He's basically a school shooter, only with force powers.

>>876848

The alien at the start of the film that Rey trades scrap with for food is Simon Pegg. There are some behind the scenes photos that are clearly him. I don't know if it's his voice though.

>>876848
Simong Pegg confirmed it was him.

>>877285
Is it just me or is anybody else getting tired of the Empire making giant super-weapons that they only use one time?

To me it would have made more sense if the First Order just went on a massive military campaign, capturing each star system one by one.

>>877304
The New Republic had a larger fleet than the First Order. That attack wouldn't last long.

>>877296
Are you sure? That dude looked super CGI and there were behind the scenes of Pegg in a suit. He was probably a line-less background character like Daniel Craig

>>874843
That neck brace just appears out of nowhere.

>>876630
One thing I honestly hated about this movie though

since it's creation, Anakin's lightsaber has made the same noise, but in this movie now it's randomly super heavy and completely different like she's igniting a dark blade

>>877797
Star wars musical special confirmed

>>876911
>>877183
Sounded EXACTLY like him in the theatre

Does anyone have the BB8 thumbs up?

>>876848
TR-8R is definitely Daniel Craig

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>>875173
how does that huge gap in the planet not fuck with the atmosphere? there's no way they can breath normally outside.

>>877985
force fields and shit

but seriously, that whole planet would be a superfund site after the industrialization it would take to turn a planet into a gun

>>877304
The 2nd Battlefront game kind of covers this: The empire is (regardless of their morals) an actual military complex. The rebellion are insurgents and guerrilla specialists. every time you move to a system to take it, you stretch your resources a little more, you create gaps. Those gaps are how the rebels sneak back and take back installations, shipping routes, bases, even planets.

The Death Star(s) primary purpose was intimidation, not deployment. It was meant as a way to say to every planet "If you harbor the terrorist rebels, we will consider it an act of war and destroy you." It made planetary governments ready to turn on their supposed allies to stay on the Empire's good side.

Look at how things are going here and now with decade long campaigns against Al qaida and ISIS; we're trying to do what we can, but they slip away and hit back. If it wasn't so monstrously horrible to threaten nuclear action, it might have been attempted by now to root them out.

>>874845
You will never have a cute white desert waifu and live on a farm

ps. What the fuck clouds on a desert planet.

>>877616

nope, it was him. Unkar Plutt. He even gets a proper credit on IMDB, not an "uncredited" line. He doesn't look that CGI, I saw it in the cinema and I assumed it was animatronic at most.

>>878095

Luke's family were moisture farmers, there must be moisture in the air.

>>877797
hm, i ship it.

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Wouldn't the lightsaber holds sentimental value for be the one he used to save the republic and redeem his father? Not the one his father used to murder a bunch of children.

>>877985
>>878002

The same way elevation changes on Earth don't "fuck with the atmosphere"? What about it exactly is implausible? Other than the giant superweapon part, that is.

>>878375
it doesn't fuck with the atmosphere but it does create crazy weather patterns. i would expect it to have a ton of fog, rain, etc like what you get around mountains and canyons/valleys

>>878375
>The same way elevation changes on Earth don't "fuck with the atmosphere"?
That thing is at least a hundred times deeper than any elevation change you get on Earth. You really can't compare it.

>>876628
>Watching him pound on his wound, though, that's some OG shit.
I loved that part

>>877978
I thought TR-8R was the Storm Trooper that fought Finn with the force baton.

>>877797
No homo but this the cutest shit I ever seen

>>878455

>You really can't compare it.

It doesn't change the laws of physics.

>>878335
For all we know Luke still owns that lightsaber though

>>878586
I would have just assumed you were talking about Daisy Ridley but the 'no homo' makes it a bit homo

>>876848
sounds like daniel to me

Can I get a non audio version of this, I wanna spam /tv/ with it

>>876659
Honestly getting a light saber so close your face should do more than a fucking burn.

>>875377
trooper = finn

Does anyone understand how huge it is Rey influenced someone without gesticulation or even direct eye contact? The scene was played for laughs but do people not realize the sort of monster this girl is?

>>874832
God i don't remember the prequels being so terribly corny.

>>878784
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>878729
>>877978

Just watched some behind the scenes
It is Craig, i was wrong
dope cameo

Post Darth maul fight webms

>>878823
Guessing this is from Robot Chicken? Seth Green is kind of a giveaway.

>>877797
Damn Oscar Isaac is a pimp.

>>875367
It was at this moment where I wanted Finn to beat his ass. I mean, did you see the look on his face after Ren called him a traitor? He looked piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed!

I don't mind the fact that it was Rey who delivered the final blow, but I really wanted it to be Finn because of all the shit he's been through.

>>874843

That's just stupid. You'd think a civilisation that can traverse the stars in no time could fix burns like that. Even we could do it today (albeit, it you wont look pretty).

Star Wars is fucking illogical. Most sci fi is.

>>878951
I don't get how they can't fix his burns but they can clone WHOLE HUMANS.

>>878792
link?

>>875356
Why do they even wear that armor if it never saved anyone's life.

>>878827
Where the fuck did the empire get its pilots?

>>877122
Leia goes by Organa

>>879118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCOVzrq-Y9c

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>>878824
the body language on that thing is amazing and cute :3

>>879163
Lando is a better pilot than Han desu

>>875940
God fucking damn I love this movie.

>>875367
Why does he beat his wound?

>>879277
He's literally an Edgy McEdgerson who gets stronger from pain.

>>875367
He's clearly a practitioner of the 7th lightsaber form, Juyo/Vaapad. Ren channels his anger into his fighting style. More pain becomes more fear and anger that he channels into his fighting.

>>874832

>Lol let's just change the name and function of our government on a whim

I'm not sure politicals are work this how.

>>875356
the black guy is so fucking ugly. He literally looks like a gorilla.

>>879136
Conscription?

>>875459
holy fuck this is so terrible. she is so uncoordinated yet she somehow manages to beat him. This SJW shit has gone way too far.

>>876653
Low budget mask

>>876848
holy shit this movie is terrible

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>>877067
>Ask any coach, athlete or competitor: confidence, focus, aggression > instability, uncertainty, natural ability/training
whilst watching, I figured she had an advantage against him because
>Ren's training isn't finished
>Ren was already hurt by Finn
>Finn was able to hurt Ren because he has weakened by that blast from Chewie
It was Chewie who won this fight

>>878824
CUTEST THING EVAR! :3

>>879136

And think, those were the two good enough to be selected to escort Lord Vader.

>>879347
If only he was naturally handsome like white people, then you could get off

>>874861
He did, he just had zero creative freedom with that movie. Its seriously fucked up. He wasn't allowed to perform to the scenes like Lucas let him. He was also forced to use a smaller orchestra, he couldnt go to London, so even the opening crawl was weaker.

And because most of TFA was OT pandering, a huge amount of the score was just remixing OT music.

So yeah...

>>878951
Most sci fi is not illogical you scrote. Dont extend star wars lack of sense to other sci fi its sci-fantasy

>>878850
Yes it was a Robot Chicken sketch, Lucas was in on it. He's such a nice guy.

The sketch is that he is kicking the guy out for mistaking Lucas as the creator of EU character Mara Jade.

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>>879552

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>>879552
>>879555

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She's back, bitches!!

>>877078
Don't think his hand got cut off, anon. Seems to me he just need the mask for an actual reason now

>>879562
>katana

>>879562
I always wanted to see her and Vader meet up. I wonder if she would recognize Anikin?

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>>879568
Her lightsabers are supposed to be an ancient design. And the new Canon is following Lucas's original idea that ancient Jedi were literally ninja's.

So yeah.

>>879570
The creator of the show has said that Ahsoka and Vader come face to face this season.

>>879568
How is it a katana? Is the blade curved? Or do you mean the hilt, because if so, I'm just getting a Dooku vibe here, not katana

>>875144
That scene on its own, with only three ships, was better than any of the vehicular scenes in any of the prequels

>>876630
That was the only error I noticed in the entire movie. Rey's hand teleports up a few inches towards the button

>>879575

The hilt is curved and long, like a katana's hilt. Dooku's hilt had a much more pronounced curve that you could never get 2 hands on comfortably.

>>879590
Guess I kinda see it now. Huh. Well whaddaya know, lightsabers can have katana hilts

>>879134
According to a star wars book I've read they said that they wear armor less for the protection and more for anonymity as an intimidation technique, not being able to tell one trooper from another

It makes me so sad that because of Disney acquiring Star Wars, almost everything that has been put out is considered non-canon. Old Republic is considered non canon in it's entirety, all of the novels, Dark Lords of the Sith like Naga Sadow, Marka Ragnos and the very first Dark Lord of the Sith, Ajuunta Pal, now all considered non canon. The only Sith Lord I know of in old sources that is considered canon is Darth Bane, and even then they do not aknowledge any other source material involving him save that he created the rule of two. His only canon appearance in the new canon is in The Clone Wars animated Series.

So, is Revan canon?

>>879650
Nope, no longer canon.

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>>876911
That's because he's putting on an american accent, it's clearly Daniel Craig

>>879559
Any more like these?

When I saw Carrie Fisher in the new star wars she looked worse than Darth Vader did when Luke pulled off his mask, I thought she was a fucking zombie for a moment.

>>879277
To make it swell up and reduce bleeding.

>>876667

Visual Dictionary says it was just the saber. I was wondering the same thing myself for a time, though. I'm just hoping they don't try to go full POTTERY in VIII and say they found and gave him Vader's 2nd saber. I can dig finding the first in the depths of Bespin, but someone happening upon the 2nd in the 20 minutes between Vader losing it and the DSII's destruction would be too much.

>>878335

He didn't exactly look thrilled to see it, nor the person holding it. I'm sure he still has his Green saber. Green is best.

>>878784

Eh. It's a bootleg Bene-Gesserit Voice. The voice is supposed to be the whole thing; The gesture and the eye contact are pointless. The gesture itself I think is more of a nod to Guinness than anything else.

>>879549

For all the shit people give Lucas and for how little it seems to come out in Star Wars, I love his sense of humor. He will take the piss out of himself like no one's business. His wearing the Han Shot First shirt is masterful trolling.

>>879672

~40 years of a combination of cocaine, drinking and manic depression are a hell of a thing. She's the youngest of the old cast. She was barely into her 20s during ANH.

Please post Auralnauts content

>>875940
Oh god, this is hilarious. Was it decided that Luke and Leia were siblings when Empire came out? I'm assuming so, because of the "There is another" line, but that makes it surprising that they included the kiss, even if it was just to piss of Han.

>>878335
But the blue one is the one that was passed from father to son to daughter.

>>875459
Wow, he sucks, and he was trained, right?

I'm guessing the force was guiding her?

>>877290
I would only say it's not a very brave move from JJ.
You can't make a villain as cool as Vader so you deliberately make him not as cool.
I still liked the character a lot and I'm looking forward for his progression.

>>879952

Maybe. Most likely, anyway. It certainly wasn't during Splinter of the Mind's Eye and maaaan is it awkward to read. My Little Sister Can't be This Cute whyboners everywhere.

Anyone has the webm when kylo stopped the blaster in the beginning of the movie?

>>879963
I saw the toy version of that thing rolling around and I was amazed. How does it work?

/r pic of Rey with X-Wing helmet, pls.

>>879988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqAvI15yZV4

>>880021

this guy is hilarious

>>875356
This fucker's a better fighter than Kylo Ren

>>874832
God I hate that last line so much.

>>879672
>>OMG old lady looks old WTF

>>879930
She's still 59 dumbass.

>>874832
>when republican tradition decreases so low you become a normal kingdom

>>880027
yeah, most of his videos are really funny, problem is as someone who doesn't know much about what hes talking about I can't tell the difference between the legit tech terms and his Canadian slang.

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>>880180
>all that lens flare
classic JJ

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>>880180
Thanks m8. It was hard to find.

>>879579
That's because it actually had meaning to the audiance. You were watching your two inexperienced protagonists trying to escape with their lives. I think when writing the script for the vehicular scenes in the prequels George Lucas just wrote [Insert CGI fighting here, seriosuly stop asking who is fighting who it doesn't matter just put in my laser beams god damn it]

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My favorite meme in the movie

>>879277

Dark side force users draw from pain and such I guess. I figured he was all thrown into disarray by the fact that he'd been shot and had all emotional trauma going on so he was trying to dark side himself up again but it wasn't working.

>>877780
Maybe the weight of its history has imprinted on the crystal?
I remember something like that being possible for lightsabers.

>>880409
In what political system is it permissable for a candidate to run for chancellor after that member state has called for a vote of no confidence?

Doesn't make any sense.

>>879134

I saw in some video that the stormtrooper armor distributes the energy so they often get stunned and are incapacitated, but can be fixed up later
but that was probably EU.
even if that wasn't the case armor would make sense because maybe if they didn't wear armor, people could just use blasters with 10x the rate of fire or spread or something like that (because they don't need as much energy in one shot).

Does anybody have either a pic, gif or webm of that sweeping clocshot of Rey handing Luke the saber? Would be much obliged.

>>880433
*clockwise shot

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>>880433
The next frame is the swipe to the credits and hard music change

>>880455
Movie should have ended at the 0:29 mark, no idea why they included the shaky cam flyover shot.

>>878335
What game is that?

>>878951
They do. Look at RotJ. He has minimal scarring at the end if his life

>>880455
Thank

>>880469
Not sure, but I think they only did that because they were communicating without words. To end the movie without breaking away from that might have been more awkward.
I do think they could've used something besides that overhead shot. Which makes sense if you replace their silence with words. Like, the hell with the cliff hanger, just let Luke grab his saber.

>>879562
Why the hell is she so damn ugly?

>>880487
>It was my fathers before me, and it was your fathers, now it is yours.

wew what an ending

>>880418

Honestly how is Naboo the only planet in the entire galaxy that has any issues. Think about this from the senate's point of view; as far as THEY know, all that's happening on Naboo is the Trade Federation has a blockade on them over some kind of dispute, and their teenage queen is whining that it's worse than they're saying.

Look at how many representatives are in that fucking senate. Not ONE planet, system, organisation or senator has an issue that's more pressing? There isn't a single war going on anywhere? There isn't a famine, an insurgency, a drought, a financial crisis anywhere that the SENATE FOR AN ENTIRE GALAXY thought more pressing than "a young girl is upset her planet has a trade dispute"?

>>879562

Jesus fucking christ, Plinkett was right. Even in the goddamn cartoon you need a "dropped their lightsaber" shot.

>>880503
It would have made it much easier to brush her aside if they had issues worth fixing.

>>880514

Would've also given the impression that Palpatine's plan for taking over the galaxy hinged on more than one tiny planet that literally no one cares about. "no one cares about" isn't even my opinion; the entire goddamn senate ignores her until she does something that plays into their interests (replacing the chancellor).

Just have a scene where she tries to put forward her issues and someone else is like "bitch my planet is being attacked by these three planets" and then the other three planets come in and they say "well he started it by doing x" and then that causes a row. ANYTHING other than the impression we get, which is that the senate is calm and peaceful and NOTHING is going on other than Naboo.

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>>877398
well maybe if the new order spent their starkiller base savings on a clone army and more war machines instead maybe they would've been able to go up against the new republic.

like it seemed like the whole new order was looking for a droid and when they found it on jakku with rey they only send 1 or 2 squads of stormtroopers and a few tie fighters. SEND A FUCKING ARMY INSTEAD.

>>879460
I have my doubts that they were selected specifically to escort Vader. I'd hazard that they're just the first pilots he could find that weren't already in the dogfight.

>>878827
>that "wut" from vader

>>880528
Only one squadron was scrambled. It was retarded.

>>880184
At least it makes sense given the context. I mean, the camera passes by a bolt of pure plasma. Shit's as bright as the sun.

>>880469
Establishing shot, I'd guess. Just to show how far Luke has isolated himself.

>>880538
but a person can't see lens flare, only a camera can.
it pisses on suspension of disbelief if you add artifacts of the filming process

>>880546
Sure, but how do you accurately portray the luminosity of the fucking sun to the human eye and have it translate well into film?

>>880538
>pure plasma
>light emission

think hard now

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>>880554
what are you getting at? a shot from a blaster is basically like lightning, which emits a fuckton of light.

>>880563
I'm saying that a pure plasma (a fully ionized gas) won't emit light. It's a little physics joke.
You can see this in the fusion reactors we have on earth, only the edge of the plasma is visible as it's cool enough for recombination.

>>880566
I don't understand how someone with knowledge of physics could possibly suspend disbelief for long enough to enjoy a Star Wars movie. They're so inaccurate it must be like being impaled on a bamboo shoot.

>>880571
The only scene hard to stomach was when they saw the hosnian system blown up from maz's base.

>>880552
with 60\45 fps near ultraviolet to pure white overlayed on 24fps very bright orange/yellow

>>879562
Is that the cunt Bariss?

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>>879558
Isn't that the chick you play in that Jedi Power Battles game? I thought she had a red lightsaver

>>877797
Star Wars Holiday Special Episode II

>>880149
I love the last line
But the delivery literally could not be worse

>>878825
If you think TFA is better than this then please kill yourself

>>878820
i may have gone too far in a few places

>>878114
Unkar Plutt was the scanvenger on the horse like thing that tried to steal the ball robot

>>875771
The dude that plays Kylo Ren is sexy and his character was pretty badass

Pretty sure you on the other hand are an ugly motherfucker

>>880469
Guys bought an expensive camera dron and had to make it pay for itself.

>>876861
like, because of how fucking stupid it was?

>>880518
Dammit, there should be sound in that .webm

>>875173
This scene had me thinking: 'it was rather obvious the empire were nazi's, seemed a little over the top picking an aryan man to give an Hitleresque speech resulting in the destruction of 6 trillion people'. Could they have made it more obvious?

>>880625
genius, pure genius

>>880830
The anon in the request thread made it. You should check out the full video, the next scene is pretty funny too.

What I really need to do is into Webms. Auralnaut stuff is sorely lacking, and a lot of the jokes would be perfect in this format.

>>880826

The empire is just a form of extreme fascism.

The nazis were fascist racist bigots taken to the extreme. They were mostly really fucking racist and of course evil personified.

Starwars picked up on the aesthetics of nazi cause it was more fresh in the minds of people in the 70s to mean really fucking evil people.

>>880516
Don't question the prequel logic, it will only give you a headache.

>>880171
A republican dictatorship first, pretty hard to gain legitimacy later on which may cause a rebellion or even a coup.

>>880835
many thanks, link to full video?

>>880843
"Darth Trump" on Youtube.

>>880843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0

If you have ~2 hours to spare, I really recommend watching their parodies. It's pretty funny and actually impressive. Basically it rewrites the entire plot to where the Jedi are just a bunch of heroine junkies and Anakin is trying to be on the straight and narrow and being a functioning member of society.

>>880836
>Starwars picked up on the aesthetics of nazi

Exactly and should have stayed that way. Having an aryan giving a Hitler speech with a naziesque salute is over the top.

>>876315
If you notice, the way Rey stabs with the lightsaber looks exactly like how Sheev stabs when he fought Mace Windu.
This means that this theory is just more Sheevposting.

>>880409
I'm pretty sure that's Keira Knightly in that scene familia.

>>880863
I noticed that too. But I just chalked it up to women being as deft and adapt at fight choreography as a 61 year old man

>>880914
It's treason then.

>>880923
This is exactly why VII is complete and utter shit. We literally got only ONE (1, I) meme from it, TR-8R. How many memes did we get from the others, let alone III?

Lucas was a genius. Only cuckolds disagree.

>>880826
The clone troopers were all maori, and it was proved in tfa that the first order has a mixed race army.

>>877797
As someone noted here earlier, her eyes seem like black glittering gems. Not human. Spoopy.

>>879941
>DEW IT

>>880188
I liked the scenes with the destroyed empire vehicles all around jakku

>>879351
She just wasn't used to fighting with a sword. It uses very different movements than a staff. Later in the fight she closes her eyes and pulls the basics of swordplay from Ren's mind. That's how she won. So yes it was the force, but not as ridiculous as it could have been.

>>874861
The ending of TFA score also ends with the binary sunset refrain into the end credits theme lol

Anyone have a webm of the part when Kylo Ren smashes up the computer with his lightsaber?

>>880836
And the award for most blue pilled comment goes to...

>inb4 back to le /pol/

Even if we ignore the history, I've you believe in a black and white version of mortality you are a child. The biggest mistake in history is thinking wars are fought between "good" and "evil"

>>881198

Im sorry, but are you suggesting that killing millions of jews and trying to take over the world cause "im white and blonde and better than you" is not evil?

>>881206
adolf hitler the most famouse blonde haired blue eyed man ever

anon >>881198 said IF we ignore history

any white american with european family history is guilty of the deaths of millions of Native Americans

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>>880868
she doesn't get the good scenes

>>880734
>confirmed femanazi

>>880625
this is amazing, anon

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>>881187

>>879649
To be fair though, there's a LOT of EU stuff that made it into a fucking mess, especially with the post-RotJ stuff.

>Luuke

>>881216
I was talking about nazi ideology in general

>>881187
>>881237
Do you also have the part where Kylo Ren screams "Guards guards" and they walk away?

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>>881513
i hated this scene so much in the theaters.
the whole goddamn audience had to have a nice hardy chuckle and then have another to pat themselves on the back for all getting the joke

>>881552
I don't get the joke, please explain.

>>875940
Fucking love this webm

>>881552
You didn't like that people laughed at a joke?

>>881588
when the storm troopers stop and turn around.
the audience i saw it with burst out laughing, like 75 people, then took a beat and laughed agian. like "haha boss is mad, best nope out XD" funny!

i saw it as two soldiers saw an unstable officer lose his shit and gtfo before he could turn his rage on them. pretty grim scene to me

>>881552
>>881613
I mean, it was funny in it's own way. But I know what you mean.
I just saw it as two troops knowing how disposable they are, and they'd better not be around when he's throwing a tantrum and looking for the nearest thing to release on. I viewed it in a darker light too

>>874839

What the fuck is the point of that random droid appearing there? Isn't this meant to be the emotional climax of the prequel trilogy? Why is Georgie trying to distract from that?

>>881622
there was dark humor in the scene, i guess i just like storm troopers.

i hope one of the stand alone films is from the storm troopers perspective. kind of like the first 30 min of fury road.

>>881628
That'd be very cool.
I love seeing things from both sides. Like some of the best books I've read were from the german perspective in ww2. It's fun to see how their chain of command and discipline etc etc works.

>>878827

You cheeky bastard.

>>881552
Reddit tier humor. I can't believe this was allowed. Should have just ended with him slicing the room up, not "oh lol boss is mad haha!"

>>879939
Wasn't till later I realized that was supposed to be a younger Tarkin to the Emperor's left.

>>881696
> younger Tarkin
wow, i didnt see that either. good eyes.

there was a spoiler gif opening with an ass in red-black panties. a guy hits the ass and after some time of swinging, the spoiler appears on the ass. i've been searching that gif for almost 2 weeks now. pls help.

>>882077
is this the ass? >>>/gif/7875231

>>879941
Do the dew...ku

>>880670
From shittiest to the best IMO

Attack of The Clones
The Phantom Menace
Revenge of The Sith
The Force Awakens
Spaceballs
Star Wars
Return of The Jedi
The Empire Strikes Back

>>880863
I think she actually thrusts a ton because she used a polearm for most of her life. And polearms are great for thrusting/

>>879571
There is a scene when she realizes who Vader is by using the Force while they're flying through space.

>>880473

Jedi Academy (Jedi Outcast 3). Probably some sort of mod.

>>879571

Why couldn't they have saved that crap for a future Star Was film?

I would pee my pants if they introduce a female villain in Episode 8 who has a double edged saber that spins.

>>882090
thanks bro, but where is the spoiler !! :/

>>881588
>>881613
thanks, I'll probably be mad af and start the REEEE, I don't get silly jokes sometimes

>>882709
i just recognized the description of the ass, never even seen the spoiler clip.

>>881552
you are so sophisticated and elite. You must be proud of yourself for not laughing at jokes that inferior people think are funny. Enjoy being unhappy!

>>883036
it's the juxtaposition that bothers me. to go from showing how ren is unstable and on the verge to cracking to a sight gag, in just a handful of frames, takes away from the drama that was being built.

at least i'm not being passive aggressive

Anyone have a Webm of Kylo talking to the Vader mask?

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>>883169
I'm getting used to kylo's mask, i didn't like it at all when i first saw it, but he really needs to keep his hood up.

also, this webm cuts off abruptly at the end, because jj had to end as many scenes as possible with a sweep

>>883439
>end as many scenes as possible with a sweep
that's just one of his obligations to the franchise. In this movie they weren't nearly as jarring as in 1,2,3. I only noticed a handful that were slow/bad enough to pull me out of the moment.

>>883439
>>883810
The sweep is a fantastic plot driving device. It gives a sense of the passage of time between scenes, whereas cut shots are things happening at, or close to, the same time.

>>879947
>YFW lucas later put in vader saying "no.. noooo" in this scene

does anyone have a webm of snoke?

>>880455
That's his daughter.

>>880469
Agreed, It's one of the only things I would change.

>>885529

I generally haven't much cared about the SEs and the changes Lucas has made. I was all on-board for the BD versions until I heard he did this. Vader's lack of dialog during this scene is specifically what sells what he does so fucking hard. I swear to god I am convinced the dude is just trolling people now.

>>877780
>since it's creation, Anakin's lightsaber has made the same noise
No it hasn't

/r/ing the beginning of windu vs sidious in a decent quality

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>>886877
don't need it anymore.

>>886959
Muffle the audio a bit and add some reverb and it's perfect.

>>886967
Oh and see what happens if you make it all blue like the holograms.

I'd start a new thread but I recently cleared out my webm folder, anyone else care to start one up?

>>886967
>>886978

cba to make it blue but reverb is a nice idea.

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>>887088
>>886959
>>886967

forgot to attach the damn file

>>887089
give it a bit of a blue tint and It'll be perfection

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From a new CAM

Anybody want any other clips of the movie?