The Simpsons thread

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>>861832

>>862211
Context?

>>862210
>is it about my cube

gets me everytime

>>862211
He got in a wreck after coming out of the bar. He was talking to the investigator.
>This building you came out of before the accident, Moe's, is it a business establishment?
>Oh no don't tell him it's a bar, think fast brain!
>>Line
>Heh, I would have never thought of that.

Holy shit I forgot how good the Simpsons used to be. What the fuck happened?

>>862432
All the writers left / were fired, so we ended up with a perfect storm of yes-men and people who's job it was to keep the cash cow going

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Probably my favorite Simpsons gag ever.

>>862209
That loop though

>>862729

Literally "Jesus Christ how horrifying" in a condensed, animated form.

>>862213
Its moments like this that show you how close bart and lisa really were.
And that they fucked.

>>863074
>And that they fucked.
Wait, what?

>>862205
perfect

>>862215
The way i remember that scene is him saying 'excelento' instead of 'that will do'

Is that from another scene or i'm just going insane?

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I don't think I have many that aren't already in the thread. I feel like we need more OC.

>>862729
As a long time lurker of /co/ I just died laughing

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Technically OC despite being older than many posters in this thread

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>>862240
I always loose to this shit

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>>861836
my sieds

>>863075
kek

>>861834
>>861832
the greatest reflection of society in all its air time.

>>865663
His grandmother's screaming is the icing on the cake.

>>862221
Homer went to a pornography store, he was buying pornography

>>865666
>no allahu ackbar

Step up your game

>>865773
please kill yourself

>>865773
Fuck off memelord.

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>>865773
what a Faggot this guy

>>863078
the fucking timer

>>865773
shut the fuck up

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>>866540

>>865789
>>866061
>>866069
>>866210
I kind of wish I could edit video so I could give him his stupid Allahu Ackbar just to piss you guys off.

>>862205
WE NEED TO BUILD MORE FLANDERS`

>>866497

Why did you cut out part of that scene?

>>866604
What are you talking about?

>>866208

The Simpsons was always about the little touches.

>>861832
Haha, oh man, that first webm makes me pine for the good seasons of the Simpsons.

Remember the grease business?

Which seasons were the best? Gonna have to get my hands on them.

>>866654
Seasons 3 - 7 were the best imo but most anything before season 13 is decent.

>>866552
There is already a version, or two if you wish.

One badly edited on youtube and one that was posted here that was better but died with the archive

>>862215
So many damn batman references in that season.

>>865693
It's his mother

>>868063
As a kid, this episode scared me far more than any real X-Files episode

>>862729
minecon 2000

>>869964
what's that reference from? love that ep though..

>>868063
years later this made sense - understanding that he's totally wasted

>>866931
illuminati confirmed

>>866497
Guy Incognito

lost

>>862204
the shotgun going off is the tops

>>868063
And this is how i got my phobia for darkness.

>>862204
i never noticed all the little gags and stuff in Simpsons until i started watching again after years

>>868063

Post the scene where Homer finds a dead body in a quarry. That one is the second scariest scene.

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>>870724
>>872532
You just gotta appreciate these subtle things and sexual jokes that you really don't get as a kid

Now it's all about flat-out spelling it on screen

>>863768
No gives a shit if your a longtime lurker

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>>872582
filming a TV screen showing a video while a ps notification apear...

>>863074
You are mentally ill.

>>863075

western Koyomi and Karen, clearly

>>863507
insane

>>862204
legend

>>861836
>>862180
>>862028
>>862204
>>862209
>>862215
>>862217
>>863685
>>863762
goddamn it
i lost my shit

>>872723
i totally forgot about that ep

>>863086
Aw shit, pretty rare for anything to actually make me lol literally.

>>870017
Pretty risque, haha.

>>872582
Shit quality. Did not watch. You should delete it.

>>870689
it's a reference from terminator 2, when the t1000 liquefies to go through the metal gate

>>869964
Westworld I think.

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>>864521

>>880135
Wrong thread. This is a Simpsons thread. It was a funny clip, but try posting it in another thread.

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the sampsons

>>862219

Jesus in jewish heaven would've been a little funnier.

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Shake Shake Shake

>>880673
where is the that is not what i said at all?

>>880726
I don't think it's going to please anyone but yourself, man. That webm doesn't even deserve to be called half-assed.

>>861834
envy is hella drug.

>>881133
you should probably put your dick in a toaster.

>>883645
The thing I noticed in that episode, is that while Workplace accidents are up all the time. Since Homer joined he's found all the problems that could have killed someone else who isn't nearly as lucky or durable as Homer is, as evidenced by Grimes dying doing something Homer would have survived.

>>872582
jesus why

>>864644
Well that's not getting out of my head any time soon

>>862209
The simpsons apparently invented that word.

>>868063
I had fucking fears that Burns in that state was creeping in the dark rooms of my house as a kid

>>861836
>Forgiveness pwease

always stuck with me, me and my brother would often recite that phrase when doing something wrong or asking to be excused.

>>880620
There is no such thing as Jewish heaven

>>883977
Bit racist

>>862219
Think i might convert desu, Catholic heaven looks like the shit

>>866552
shut the fuck up

>>884082
>being racist
>jews dont actually believe in heaven

Okay...

>>861832
>behold! BIG MOUNTAIN

>>861873

I get the joke but buying 50 tickets always has some sort of payout. I did that and won 700 dollars.

>>862198

Hitler in Argentina after the war.

If there is one crackpot conspiracy theory about hitler I believe its that.

>>862209

I still use that nearly every day myself.

>>863507
memories tend to change as you get older

>>863078
mfw less than 60 fps

>>870647
But do they have the weccomended amount of dedotated wam?

>>884309
>he's just a grumpy old man bored of being the fuhrer and hates his phone

lel

>>862204
>all those spent shells on the floor
>been up all night blowing holes in his bedroom

>>862219
Protestant heaven shouldn't be that bad. Efficient Germans, classy brits, zealous americans, overly nice nordics and drunken finns.

>>884935
Anglicans are hardly Protestant at all.

>>866654
anything before 15

>>862210
>his progressively angrier expression

lol

>>861836
always wondered what the little guy did

>>864644
>tfw most of the posters in this thread are too young to remember the context of this episode.

>>880135
been a while since I've seen that

>>862221
Maybe if you watched the fucking show you wouldn't need to ask for the context. You fucking failed abortion.

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>>880135
>Shows Pee Wee Herman like character with a bucket of popcorn
>mfw only a handful of people get that reference now

>>889039
you sound mad as heck

>>889039
I've never seen so much anger over someone not knowing a Simpsons joke before.. I dare say I never will again..

>>864638

Lisa is such a faggot, I remember being 8 and thinking what a fucking bitch.

>>865789
>
>>866061
>>866069
>>866210

Go to hell SJW perverts

>>861834
Grimey would've been fine had he just ignored Homer. He was his own undoing.

>>863086
If I had to pick the best 60 seconds of any show in the world ever.

This is it.

>>890012
>the sound as foot gets punctured by the nail.

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>>866552
>>865773
i made on some months ago. just for you

>>866540
I, too, welcome our new insect overlords. I will round up others with german efficency.

>>886502
What do you mean by context? Homer buys it until Lenny and Carl tells him it's a car for housewives and Marge gets it.

>>862210
> is it about my cube?
damn, that is clever. Made my day.

>>890250
Good laugh

>>885105
>Church of England
>The Queen

Anglicanism is literally protestantism you fucking idiot

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>>861832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NT2ZiPIukw

>>890012
>Break four fingers in my hand
>Forcibly reminded of that scene
>The hilariousness of going "fiddle-dee-dee" in my head kept me going until I got to take lots and lots of great oramorph.

Thanks, old children's cartoon that about three separate generations basically has as an extended hilarious relative.

Anybody got the ending of Bart Vs Australia, with the koala hanging off the helicopter?

>>890656
Holy shit this is so accurate.

>>890656
Feminism.webm

>>888937
This was great.

>>891136
That video was amazing. Spectacular end.

>>891184
Funny even though it's not in english.

anyone have a webm of Ralph impersonating a brick?

>>862203
If Burns imagined he was poking the doughboy's belly when he was really poking Homer's face, then which part of the doughboy did he intend to grab when he grabbed Homer's belly? It's a bit lower than his face, so maybe he was grabbing the doughboy's crotch? Was this a subtle joke or am I overthinking it?

>>892034
But...why

>>892042
Why not?

>>891184
is this bumblebee man

>>892034
> When your dad pulls this shit on you
> But with toast and jam.
While drunk, of course.

>>891172
heres an ok video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3V0wJ3q7l0

>>891913
you also
https://vine.co/v/MaIzImixzKQ


make ur own dangt webms

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>>893405
i tried

>>891913
>>893405
>>893451
Know what episode it's from? I'll go do it.

Anyone have the one where homer is staring at the stars

>>866654

4-8 are the prime seasons.

>>861834
was "nobody" dubbed in @ 0:16 ?

>>862729
I really wish other boards would allow sound webms, there'd be so many applications for this

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One of my favorite gags

>>889098
I believe he was holding a burger and fries.

>>889474
Fuck you, bitch! Lisa's the b e s t.

>>893494
its from "the bart of war"

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>>891172
here

>>894415
den/den

>>862210
Oh god my sides.

>>863086
Holy Shit I get the Parody now!

>>863762
Would that really work?


Asking for a friend.

>>880711
Wasn't that one of three edits of that scene?

>>892034
"I think I'm blind"
"Good day to you"

lost my shit.

>>894415
I get the joke but Koalas require ONE species of tree for its diet.

>>892037
nice loop

>>894796
It would work exactly like that. Megaphones are classed as WMDs

>>894815
Or so they would have us believe.

>>880601
what the fuck is this shit?

?????????????????????????????? what the fuck

>>894815
Found the autist

>>894815
also there need to be at least two of them. You know, because breeding.

>>894795
How the fuck did you not get it the first time you saw it?

>>889098
You forgot about jack nicholson and woody allen

>>879254
Isnt it actually from ferris buellers day off, i couldve sworn the principal does the exact same thing here.

>>894910
Original Georgian idea, do not steal

>>895096
>wat is pregnancy

>>861836
"They kill ya five times before ya hit the ground"
Every time

>>894815
I hope someone got fired for that blunder

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this is the couch gag for Sunday's episode

>>896715
It's kinda sad that the Simpsons now puts more effort into their couch gags than the actual episode. That being said, I did enjoy the couch gag where they had a crossover with Rick and Morty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60

>>896715
Why do the Simpsons look like robots now when they move, like when Homer says "damn re-runs" and there's a few things moving about.

>>896715
Would that Lisa desu

>>896752
It's not drawn by Korean war-slaves, it's done on computers so is completely sterile and jarring.

>>880601

Good to see the Georgians have now reached "Money for Nothing" levels of animation complexity.

>>896715
That was pretty cool.

>>889055
its the little leg jiggle that gets me. every time.

>>896742
Perfection.

>>862204
The way bart is looking up at the ceiling while he's screaming fucking destroys me for some reason

>>894804
From what I've heard over the years; the scene got zero laughs during the test show before final release, so it was cut. Then a few years later they showed it again (this time to some college students) and it was a huge hit. So it was stuck back into the 138th Episode Spectacular.

>>862205
>sjw
An SJW would be demanding that girls be allowed to play football but cannot be tackled.

>>883968
me too. i said it the other day and then realized that the kids at work probably wouldn't have a clue what it was from

>>865663

the way he says aurora borealis kills me

>>896625
>>wat is pregnancy
didn't think of that. It looked kind of male though.

>>896742
>dat planet express in the background

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>Ah come on guys, free pickled eggs!?
Yeah! Alright!!
>HELLO SAINT LOUIS!!
uh...that's Springfield, Steven...

>>868063
ayy lmao

>>870017
is it funny because he's pulling sugar and offering cream from his pockets?
Or am i missing something obvious and cultural or something?

>>899036
Pretty much the first one, yes. Cream is a potential allusion to semen.

>>896752
Way too many frames of animation

>>899175
Is there a webm for the scene where Burns and Homer know Bart can read their thoughts?
....
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

>>899417
Skinner and Homer*
My bad

Holy fuck, it's crazy how good classic Simpsons was. Literally GOAT show.

>>890250
>no muslim monkey music
What the fuck's the point?

>>861834

Good God. I'm Frank Grimes.

Shit.

I need to change.

>>872723
Webm the bit where Homer tells Molesman "you don't like it, call the cops".

>>898991
>The guys hands turn grey.

>>861873

I love Bart's genuinely sad face when Homer points at him.

>>884308
Hey everybody! Go out and buy 50 tickets! This guy says you'll make some money!

>>900267
Well with the Powerball as high as it is...
Even some of us Canadians are getting in on it.

>>862192
at 56 seconds
>the intensity
>the focus
>the strain
you can see it clear as day. Classic!

>>900053


>>900787
>>900789

>>890392
You're thinking of a different episode. The klip is from the one where Krusty is forced into retiring from showbiz, only to make a komeback as a stand-up comedian.

>>897658
That's perfectly fine, we're playing flag football where tackles aren't allowed.

>>863086
Fucking masterful.

>>862210
The delivering on Mr Burns line is beyond perfect

>>893889

fuck yes.

>>890392
The SUV controversy in the mid-late 90s. That was when SUVs first became popular as daily drivers, and manufacturers were releasing bigger and bigger models each year. There were a bunch of controversies over their danger to other vehicles, rollover risk, emissions, what motivates people to buy them, etc. It was on the news constantly. That episode pretty much hit on all the talking points.

>>880711
This scene gave me legitimate nightmares as a kid. I don't even know why. lol

>>898050
Anybody got a webm of this scene?

>>861838
>Baltimore.webm

>>884309
FBI does have it on record as such.

>>894815
That's not a koala it's a dropbear
Dropbears are omnivorous

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>>903362
kek

>>862180
Requesting more clips with Grandpa.

>>884308
>I get the joke
you don't because the joke was that he bought so many tickets but they're all the same numbers

>>894796
A megaphone is a microphone+amplifier(which is dependent on a battery with finite capacity and max output power)+speaker.
Each of those components has a maximum loudness it can process.
The amplification chain works until a component gets overloaded, which is likely will be the microphone on the second megaphone.
You could still basically get the megaphones working in parallel, albeit with a lot of distortion.

>>905860
not all the same numbers but funny because although he had bought all those tickets, none had the first 2 numbers on them.
>Homer an unlucky chump
THAT is classic Simpsons humor.

>>906028
>not all the same numbers
no, they're all the same numbers. any idiot should be able to figure that out.

>>877719
>>899040

what is wrong with you niggas, the joke is that Homer thinks Scorpio has cream in his pockets outside a can or container like the sugar it isn't a sexual joke ffs.

>>906317
You're an idiot.

>>863074
You don't have a sister, do you.

>>861836
>C'mere ya little squirt
>HIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gets me everytime.

>>868063
>cancer man in the back of the bus

Woah, never noticed that before

Simpsons has deepest lore

>>862028
>>862204
>>862210
>>890012
>>893889
some of the funniest sequences ever created

>>863076
That scene was such a great twist on the original.

>>896715
This is awful.

>>905933


>>862729

>>872561
This is the best I could find as far as YouTube goes. I know it's not the exact scene you're asking for but this is the part I remembered best from the episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N337mqzH7SA

>>864638
So disappointed to see that Lenny's "Classical Gas" line was cut.

>>909020
says u faggot

>>872658
i do

>>886467
I was hoping that someone would post this.

>>862209
>matanga dijo la changa

>>863078
took me years to get the talkshows this gag was referencing

>>895567
1) ? maybe just a random fat lady
2) Jack Nicholson
3) ?
4) Peewee Herman
5) Cher
6) Woody Allen
7) ? kinda looks like courtney love but way too earlier for her

>>900805

I need subtitles for this

>>886467

Johnny Tightlips is the best character on the Simpsons.

>>911648
Why?

>>872723
>/pol/ watching a #blacklivesmatter protest stream

>>906582
It's heavily implied that he picked the ages of the family members, so at least 5 of the numbers would be set (dunno about gramps)

>>889327
But he's not wrong, not having watched that episode makes you a complete tasteless pleb

>>862215
This episode is top 5 easy.

>>916263
>"Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?"

>>916265
Good post

>>868063
This scared the hell out of me as a kid.

>>918148
That's was so fucking weird

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>>918148
>>900805

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>>892034

>>896715
Terrible, just terrible

>>891184
Beto Vélez FTW

>>896752
They switched to full digital coloring a while ago, but they've started leveraging computer techniques too much. If they can copy paste or use an armature they do, and it shows. Shit, it even looks like they skip keyframes, looking at the opening to the couch gag I can't help but feel like it's missing frames when he does the initial turn.

>>896715
>that "damn re-runs" lip sync
>that zombie simpsons eye movement and cheap 0 frame animation

it's like they are trying to look bad and tired and shit seconds after something 10x better wa sshown

>>894815
They're also, in comparison to other mammals, complete retards.

>>870017
"Nobody ever says Italy"

Gets me every time

>>895096

It's got some youngins in the pouch

>>898991
shit

>>918165
Translates over pretty well song-wise.
The japs must've had a good team working on it back then.

>>894815

>why would a man who's shirt says "genius at work" spend all his time watching a child's cartoon show

>>870017
>you will never work for a James Bond villain who's a complete bro

It hurts

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>>919672
>in fact, he'll never even give you his coat.

>>911589

You're missing the "Woody Allen likes loli" gag there, anon.

>>916046

It was a joke

>bark bark bark

>>898991
I want rule 34 of that man's wife

>>880673

Ah yes, Fox news

since which season do you guys think Simpsons humour got really good? im a gerfag and i only watched random episodes on tv, mostly from around season 5 upwards. when the sent older ones they always seemed a bit boring and not as clever.
did anyone follow this show since the early beginnings?

>>864207
one of the best moments

>>872582
delete this
then delete yourself

Anyone got a webm with the part just before this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr0eRTAMQIw