Slav thread

perun e mare, perun e tare

>>857595
The product of the attention seeking youtube generation. Fucking filth.

>>857607
>the dudesons
>jackass

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>>857607

I like to think that for at least 10 kek troublemakers like those, there's at least one badass like ashtray dumper

>>857610
>fake video

>>857611
nyet
https://youtu.be/Xbs6eMxa5ds

>>857593
never bring a knife to a shovel fight

>>857585
The best thing I've seen on 4chan all year...

>>857613
it's fake, newfag

>>857585
good song !

>>857589

That's incredible

someone pls uplaod the slav cs:go player one from the last thread

>>857585
Fuck yeah

>>858107
wut

>>857610

Justice Dick's status: Pleased.

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>>857887
this guy?

>>858299
not even a real russian fucking fag

>>857589
sounds like he is singing in russian

the instrument looks like a gusli

>>858377
Russian life in nutshell.

>>858377
Music sauce? Because trackID give me wrong ones

>>858778
marie madeleine, swimming pool

>>858107
Any woman who lets herself be that wheezy and retarded deserves it.

>>858779
Thx

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>>857579

>>858819
thought the dude got shot...he just slipped

>>858107
Are these Slavs spinning a gypsy?

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Dumping my Slav shit

>>859155
>your first slavcrush was Natalia
Ahh...

>>857595
the kick in the ass at 1 minute, Fucking hell! the comic timing is excellent

>>858791
The fuck? How could you say that? She could be someone's mother.. Fucking heartless asshole! You ISIS fuck.

>>857613
It's a promotional video for some trash movie, you dumb nigger.

>>857612
getting a half-life vibe from this

>>857589
I dump this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRTrCePh6os

>>858299
yes, thank you.

>>858367
it matters?

>>859162
what song is this?

>>857585
Igor Rasteryaev - Russian Road if anyone's wondering about sauce

anyone have the webum that goes to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=24&v=yH8qsZNRuYU

>>859609
sounds like blood sugar by pendulum

>>859609
Soviet TNMNT OST.

>>859118
No, they're Romanians.

>>859153
every time i see this chick i can't help but think of that whore in game of thrones that the greyjoy kid fucks. looks just like her

>>859707
Cozy.

>>857612
Is that machine re-positioning the tracks? Amazing!

>>859772
well, duh it's made in Germany apparently i i read logo right

>>859609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Ep3Nu9nhY

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general slav fun

>>858367
I'm gonna hazard a guess and say that's the joke

>>857595
ETO CEBOЛEШ ШУTКA БPATAH!

>>859988
kurwa

>>860232
Этo фeйк, cнятый для КBHa, бpaтaн.

>>860525
This, tЬh faм.

>>860906
source on second song?

>>860892
Hahahahahahahahaha

>>859975
This is Lithuanian.

>>857593
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ANNIKAN!

I HAVE A SHOVEL OBI-WAN

>>860901
Are Gorkas expensive?

>>857585
I don't know any Russian and I fucking hate accordions.
I absolutely love this webm. Heil Putin

>>857595
MAXIMUM SLAV

>>857589
What is the name of this song?

>>860878

>In mother Russia red light takes you

>>861318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzqahShhDFM

>>861325
Thank you very much!

>>857582

There any sauce to this?

>>859173

Sauce on that bit after Natalia?

>>859165
Modern talking?

>>860951
Perunika Trio-Bre Petrunko. Its a remix of that song. I have it as an mp3 but there is no online video or other way I could share it.

Do you want the website where you can download it?

>>860888
checked

>>857589
Holy shit that's amazing.

>>861439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSHaVH9HhfI

>>861440
yes

>>861893
not slav enough, nobody got hurt

>>861893
>Russian space program

>>857582
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>857593
tell me the fagtron that ran the other off the road got prison

>>861292
Depends. I am eastern european so i can get pretty military gear frm pretty much all ex-soviet countries pretty easily. But i'd guess it costs fortune in the US.

>>861904
>not American Space Program

>>858107

>romanians

>>859975
s-source?

>>857585
was this song made during WW2

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>>861904
>>861910
not Polish space program

>>862025
It's gotta be about the Eastern Front.

>>860878
WatchDogsRussia

>>857589
10/10

>>858299
>4 players mowed down by single CT
>blaming the russian

>>862128
what the fuck
did it auto release the magazine after the last round was chambered?
did it auto chamber a round when he put a magazine in?
what the fuck

>>862128
is the magazine auto-ejecting or is the gun just retarded?

>>859609
Pendulum - Blood Sugar

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>>859153
>tfw no russian qt3.14gf

>>861292
From 90-200 in the U.S.

>>859153
thank you for posting this

>>860906
>russians
That's Bulgarian lad

>>857585
>shitty infrastructure and even shittier weather
>but its OUR infrastructure and OUR weather
fucking slavs mang

>>862169
Yes
>>862170
see above

>>860906
>>861455
actually yeah

also if you or anybody else has source for the first song that would be cool

>>859151
I get some extreme stalker vibes from this

>>859157

I must know this song!

>>862038
at this point you know you are part of the Zone

>>859165
was this during the soviet invasion of Afghanistan in the '80s?

>>862437
Are they worth it?

>>860898
nice

>>860891
>tosses grenade
>doors close

>>860895
>not eurobeat version
kill yourself faggot

>>862574
>you will never know what it's like to have a personified Mother Nature actually help you out

>>860901
god damn nigga there has to be a version of this with audio

>>862741
Rampage by Kavinsky

>>859170
What's the name of the song?

>>863168
Thanks friend

>>861893
This was somewhere in the Balkans

>>860906
its these guys, dont know what it translates to from cyrilic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srGCQfzh1OI&index=4&list=PLX-PRu_cXidC2zZDzOuww5KWOjsxutDiV

>>858367
how dense are you?

>>861893
>chechen mortar barrage

>>862038
source?

>>862559
Um. Okay?
But its still russian helis being flown by russian pilots. In syria.

I dont think there is anything wrong with that filename.

Does anyone have the webm of some Ukraine orchestra performing Cruel Angel's Thesis?

>>859151
Why are Slav wars always so fucking brutal and depressing?

>>863357
As opposed to all the other cheery and happy wars?

>inb4 Christian State of Antioch and Jerusalem bombing filthy brown people
>inb4 DEUS VULT

>>863351
I fuckin lost it.

>>857596
underrated webm

>>863351
Where is this music from?

>>863216
The ink spots - Maybe
The ink spots - Street of dreams
The ink spots - We'll meet again

>>860883
thats looks like its from a game

>>860906
Music?

>>861455
Yeah there is, took me ten seconds to find it.
https://youtu.be/e7IIPjJko5s

>>863704
No its 100% legit undeniable proof of russian invasion into eastern ukraine pls gib more money also imposee harder sanctions on russia
t. Ukrainian government

>>863740
anon I can see the game cursor at the bottom right

>>863216
this fag is wrong>>863681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l6vqPUM_FE

>>863995
Burnt out six of its nine lives, great success.

>>862631
Is this the actual music for this clip?

>>860898
Rats. This was the only thing I had to contribute. You beat me to it.

>>862631
There's a hilarious clip of the first guy that is stabilized referencing his head. Does anyone here have it?

>>864064
yep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y

>>860878
the mole people

>>862128
fuc that fire selector

>>863745
you fucking racist nazi communist soviet putinbot fuck off you russian internet defense force

>>863357
this is how americans minds work, ladies and gentlemaen

>>860906
>Spectre

>>859861
Is this from a documentary I can find somewhere?

>>858377
i like his jacket

>>860906
this is so beautifull

>>862640
>>863705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiNjEWLm64E&list=LLyC16-ZKXI7I-cahuekV48A&index=9

>>859153
I click on every "Slav thread" because I know this will be in it somewhere.

>>862865
yes

>>859170
comradery that cannot be known in civilian life

>>859151
I love this so much. It's so well made.

>>857585
lyrics

Pyccкaя дopoгa

Пo плaчyщeй зeмлe нe чyя caпoгoв
Haш oбecкpoвлeнный oтpяд yхoдит oт вpaгoв
Питaяcь нa хoдy щaвeлeвым лиcтoм
Hoчyя в бyepaкe пoд кaлинoвым кycтoм

Haм oтдoхнyть нeльзя — бeгoм, бeгoм, бeгoм
A нaши, якoбы, дpyзья зaceли зa бyгpoм
И cмoтpят кaк нac бьют, нe oтpывaя глaз
И тoлькo длинныe дopoги пoлнocтью зa нac

Bытpи cлeзы, oтдoхни нeмнoгo, я pyccкaя дopoгa
Oтхoди, a я тeбя пpикpoю, гpязью дa вoдoю

Ho пo yши в гpязи, в вoдe дo caмых глaз
Чepeз кaкoй-тo cpoк вpaги oпять нaгнaли нac
И бьют eщё cильнeй, вoт-вoт и пopeшaт
Ho лютыe мopoзы к нaм нa выpyчкy cпeшaт

Пoгoди yтpи гopючи cлeзы, мы pyccкиe мopoзы
Зaмopoзим, зaмeтём тocкoю, пoмaнив Mocквoю

Пpиpoдa нa вoйнe, нaм кaк poднaя мaть
Ho ecть вpeмя хopoнитьcя, a ecть вpeмя нacтyпaть
И вcкope oбъявилиcь мы вo вpaжьих гopoдкaх
И cтaли вcё кpyшить вoкpyг, paзбили в пyх и пpaх

Пopвaли нa кycки, измoлoтили в хлaм
И, дoбивaя, oбъяcняли cтoнyщим вpaгaм:
Зaпoмнитe зaгaдoчный тaктичecкий пpиём -
Кoгдa мы oтcтyпaeм — этo мы впepeд идeм!

Bмecтe c хoлoдaми и лecaми, впepeди Cycaнин
Пpocтo нaм зaвeщaнa oт Бoгa Pyccкaя Дopoгa

>>864997
Po plachushchey zemle ne chuya sapogov
Nash obeskrovlennyy otryad ukhodit ot vragov
Pitayas' na khodu shchavelevym listom
Nochuya v buyerake pod kalinovym kustom

Nam otdokhnut' nel'zya — begom, begom, begom
A nashi, yakoby, druz'ya zaseli za bugrom
I smotryat kak nas b'yut, ne otryvaya glaz
I tol'ko dlinnyye dorogi polnost'yu za nas

Vytri slezy, otdokhni nemnogo, ya russkaya doroga
Otkhodi, a ya tebya prikroyu, gryaz'yu da vodoyu

No po ushi v gryazi, v vode do samykh glaz
Cherez kakoy-to srok vragi opyat' nagnali nas
I b'yut yeshcho sil'ney, vot-vot i poreshat
No lyutyye morozy k nam na vyruchku speshat

Pogodi utri goryuchi slezy, my russkiye morozy
Zamorozim, zametom toskoyu, pomaniv Moskvoyu

Priroda na voyne, nam kak rodnaya mat'
No yest' vremya khoronit'sya, a yest' vremya nastupat'
I vskore ob"yavilis' my vo vrazh'ikh gorodkakh
I stali vso krushit' vokrug, razbili v pukh i prakh

Porvali na kuski, izmolotili v khlam
I, dobivaya, ob"yasnyali stonushchim vragam:
Zapomnite zagadochnyy takticheskiy priyom -
Kogda my otstupayem — eto my vpered idem!

Vmeste s kholodami i lesami, vperedi Susanin
Prosto nam zaveshchana ot Boga Russkaya Doroga

>>864359
Why does he have to be American?

>>864809
This needs a fitting song as soundtrack. Like the "pour berlin" and chechnya ones

anyone have the webm with the qt soldier singing in black and white?

>>863357
Yeah why don't they have any of those really neat and cozy wars.

>>860892
Thats finnish military you fucking mong

>>863995
>We have acquired electricity!
The full video is great.
https://youtu.be/V_Nr31Lv6H8

>>857595
the best part about this is the way the dude starts running with his arms flailing around, like from some sort of a cartoon lmao

>>865028
no it's not

>>865118
yes it is.
Proofs?

>>865123
The belts give it away. Finnish don't have a solid buckle, but a loop.

>>865123
They count in russian at the beginning.
They fuckin wear russian uniforms mang.

>>865128
>>865130
Proofs?
Look at shape of head, obviously finnish dog.

>>865123
>different uniform
>different formation
>finnish army doesn't stomp their feet

>>865003
Stalin's Organs is the only soundtrack this clip needs

>>865133
Lies.

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>>865141

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>>865146

>>865150
>literally looking for this song since the beginning of visiting /f/ many years ago
>finally find it
thanks anon

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>>865150

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>>865157

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>>865160

>>865163
song?

>>865170

https://youtu.be/0JQ0xnJyb0A

>>865157
Hotline Nizhny Novgorod

>>865123
ZIS-3 in the background
Rus uniforms
They speak Russian at the start

>>865176
This is how russian hipsters look like.

>>865028
It's russia, canon, uniform, russian in background, and those fences exist only in post soviet countries.

>>861108
Oleg is slav himself

>>857610
>VIGILANTE
fucking italian spotted

>>865436
?

how would you feel about a black russian?

>>865439
muh dichotomy

>>863704
arma 2

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>>865439
>black russian

>>865439
wat, no such thing

>>865439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDIlQ3_lsKE

>>858377
noice

anyone got the one where a guy tries to get on a car's mask while the driver keeps throwing him off and laughs like a madman?

>>858354
cool

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3/3

>>865785
Sauce please! Bliäd

>>857585
this t-this is aamazing

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>>857683
yes very fake go back to reddit fag

>>858107
Fucking sandniggers

>>865814
>Bliäd
there you go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_uiojy77vw

>>865842
thx a lot!

>>857595
Notice how here in Russia their first instinct to being pranked is to run up to said prankster and kick the everloving shit out of him. If he tried that here in the US, people would just sit there and take it, hoping he'll go away eventually.

>>858299
>>858367
Sometimes when on World of Warcraft or other online games, if somebody is being too much of a jackass for my taste, I'll switch to my Russian keyboard and pretend I don't know any English (I use a Cyrillic name on Steam). The amount of racism that gets tossed at you in mere milliseconds has never been anything less than staggering.

>>863357
Because if you live in a place that has seen countless horrors over the year and is filled with nothing but bad history, suddenly the simple acts of killing your fellow man just doesn't do it for you anymore, so you feel obliged to be a bit more creative in order to assert how serious you are.

>>863995
>>863995
Is the tree okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VddMZwEbHjE

This version sucks, there was the other remix with this kid and hip-hop music, does anybody have it?

>>861893
>Slavic Fourth of July.

>>861908
Nope.

>>859439
Thats because HL2 takes place in a fictional Russia

>>858107
>>859118
>>861913
>>859735

no, they're gypsies spinning about a gypsy. get that shit right. shit like this fucking disgusts me.

>>863357
>america basically is puppeteered into a war on literally no evidence that then was vaguely justified to move to the other arab nations, killing and maiming so far over 1mil lives and still growing with no intentions of stopping anytime soon

>why are slavs so brutal

are you fucking serious? how delusional are you? I'm not even russian or slav.

>>865747
quality.

>>865141
song?

>>863168
my nigger, is this from dragonball z? it sounds familiar

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>>858377
Marie Madeliene - swimming pool

>>865889
This?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZIHxSU3R0w

>>866632
Ahahaha is this russian pop music?

>>859976
that's gypsy from serbia singing paranoid and brick in the wall

>>866632
>no tits
>no ass
Is this the best Slavia has to offer?

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posting what I have that hasn't been posted

>>866653
you can see her tits in the youtube video, i wouldn't complain.

>>866666
OH MY GOD!

>>866675
>polish manlet
>Looks like a fresh conscript
>Numb sniper says nothing
Perfect

>>866676
damn, dude is operator as fuck.

>>866675
dude literally can't believe what happened

>>866632
does any1 have webm with those big tited polish girls singing about makin butter, if I am correct they were wearing traditional clothing.

Requesting the webm of a russian soldier yelling abrakadabra then shooting towards some people

>>866706
that was the Eurovision songfestival.
Just search for it on youtube.

>>866665
Watched the video, wasn't disappointed. Thanks, anon.

>>866715
this

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>>866715
Here you go f.a.m

>>866670
I think Hollywood is using this video as a base for every shooting scenes where character don't change mags...

>>863681
>The ink spots
That's racist.

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>>865146

>>863216
There is such a thing as googling the lyrics, you know.

>>866675
can someone explain?

>>866683
>>866702
>>866860
I'm pretty sure it's just one of those paramilitary units they have in Poland, so it's pretty much only kids playing with guns and muh tacticool gear on weekends.

>>866779
russian wizard level 70

>>860888
So the tank was passing by and accidentally swerved off the road to avoid hitting the car and the passengers fell off into a ditch/swamp?
Anyone know what happened?

>>866860
idk for sure, but some other anon said that snipers spend like HOURS setting up their sites to be perfect, and he just fucked it up

>>860901
is that the sniper from Risk of Rain?

>>857595
fucking lost it lmaoooo

>>866860
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescopic_sight#Adjustment_controls

>>866620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oVPOVErTrM

>>866559
yea, but, who cares

>>867216
Ukrainians were driving it.

>>865136
Nah it needs a good Battlefield soundtrack ;)

>>859811
It's made in Austria, you preussisch Hurensohn. Stop insulting our nation by associating us with these vermin from germany.

>>859742
Looks nothing like her. You mad, kid? You mad the women and girls in your country look like garbage?


She looks beautiful.

>>863354
Mostly it's the other way. NOwadays everyone agrees with the russian version of things.


Seems like you haven't been going out lately.

>>865534
Not that common. Also they are wearing army clothing, which says they are from somewehre around the old soviet union.

You will find more brown people than black people.

>>865944
Lip doesn't fit the things he's saying. Fake.

>>866675
They look so fucking weak and homosexual. Are these the fighters mother poland has to offer? Kek.

>>866640
>>866653
French.

>>868355

Fuck off, vatnik. Everyone sees through your state-enforced narrative.

>>866664
A HAHA HAAHAHHAA XAXAXAX

>>865747
jesus titts

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>>869108

>>866679


>not naming that .webm what is slav

>>869120
perfect name desu

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>>869120
Shit how did I miss that. I'm gonna change it now.

>>862169
>did it auto chamber a round when he put a magazine in?

Do you not know what an open bolt is?

>>860890
PIZDARIQUE, kek

>>858299
Why are americunts call russians Putin? I played monopoly in tabletop simulator one day and there was one old fuck who harassed me because of my russian accent and called me Mr. Putin.

Am i the only one who comes to this thread every time it's posted and doesn't speak a lick of russian? I couldn't even tell you the difference between half the worlds languages, once i got german and russian mixed up. No idea.

But i love these threads and that qt russian soldier

>>869914
What do you want, a prize? Who cares what you think?

>>859658
I have the video, but didn't save the webm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y

>>857585
That was amazing comrade.

>>870131
>be Russian
>live in a small village
>broke my sink last week while drunk with my fellow comrades.
>buy a new one
>Artyom calls you about a wild boar on the loose who is attacking children and elder in the village
>see the boar while heading back home to fix the sink.
>panic
>hit the boar with my brand new sink.
>boar is unconscious, scream at Igor to drive over him.
>meat for days
>be the new village hero
>laugh at idiot burger Americans and their sanctions
>Natasha calls you later and says she heard what you have done and wants to meet up

>>870131
I'm still upset this hasn't been set to the monster hunter theme

>>870130
?

>>869852
man i LOVE fire

>>867244
It doesn't take HOURS to properly sight in. You can do it in less than 20 mins. It is just tedious

>>870699
First calls from chernobyl's atomic station and requests for fire station brigades. The thing is all firefighters who participated died. That explains a filename for you.

>>870603
kek

>>870603
lyl

>>865141
what the fuck happened there?
A chemical plant exploded or something?

>>871218
Just a forest fire

>>871225
Forest fires are not fucking purple and neon blue.

>>871227

I suspect the colours are a result of the camera trying to white balance a very strangely lit scene.