ASMR thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG5pNYgiPmc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3l6Y7k2Tw

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It's all for you, big guy

>>810020
oh my god

>>810020
holy shit this is amazing

>>810020
smh lost already tbh fam

>>810020
The meme that just keeps on giving.

>>810093
I have a raging hardon right now

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one of the first attempt at ASMR

>>809917
AUTISM

>>810093

This dude's easily the best producer. He actually goes in-depth to try and find out exactly what works and what doesn't with ASMR, since he can't rely on being a pretty chick doing shitty roleplays with poor sound editing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR_32wOinT8

shota ASMR I know you love it too fags.

>>810020
that is simply awesome. thank you anon for giving me the opportunity to witness this.

If you dont know him already, Ephemeral Rift is a great ASMRist, I love his videos, and this is my favorite one of his characters he role plays as.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmReBdRWt0

I might also recommend to you guys Ardra Neala:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_P723zom9w

She's the only person I've seen match the production quality of Ephemeral Rift. Personally, I like her work a lot more; she takes a more artistic approach in a lot of ways.

>>810154
Underrated post

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>tfw

>>810428

What is this called? Where can I find more like this? I'm intrigued

>>810436
google "Japanese JOI"

>>810436
>https://www.uploadable.ch/file/UV8eVTFaqtX5/OTK1V137202.rar
Is where I got that one from.

>>810454

Jerk off instructions? I just wanted the source of the webm

>>810093
holy shit, i think i accidently listened to this like 4 times in a row, like wtf how is this so long but only on 40 second mark

>>810020
Sit on a chair and blindfold yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watchv=zGwFYhhtM58

I like food ones.

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>>810428

As soon as the whisper hit, immediately uncomfortable and made me move to the side trying to get away from it.

>>810020
It actually feels like someone is breathing into my ear, I can't even finish it.

>>809917
DAFUQ IS SHE DOING

>>810520
whatever it is it was really wet

>>809917
Is there one for femanons, like you know getting molested.

>>809917
That's basically just audio erotica. Doesn't have much to do with ASMR anymore.

>>810664
Funnily enough there are a few kidnapping roleplays on YT.

>>810020
The fucking best one. Holy shit.

>>810093
Based Dimitry and Rift

>>810389
Ephemeral is the only one crazy enough to dress himself as satan and the skateboarding pope

Recently I stumbled across Muuchan and I think she is becoming my new favorite, however she doesn't quite have enough content yet for me to be sure. The thing that sets her apart for me is her conscious effort to keep the focus on the content and the viewer rather than herself.

Since there are a ton of "ASMR" videos of chicks talking about their day wearing low cut shirts or other overly sexual content and videos where the person is the center of attention, it is nice to see a girl who, for the most part, stays out of focus in the background without showing her face so the viewer can focus on the content rather than her looks (if you read the comments, this is intentional).

https://youtu.be/Ej0YJgyHbNY
>seems like a genuinely nice person who responds to most of her comments
>video descriptions aren't filled with "gib monies pls"
>imo top tier soft whisper if that's your thing

>I would make a webm but I can't be bothered to figure it right now
You fuckers better not break her like you did Springbok

This one is probably my favorite one right now, I usually stick to the ones that have little talking and more sounds than anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOFLyENH_0

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>listening to video
>super comfy
>"and now I'd like to show you this!"
>proceeds to pull out some loud ass clanky shit and play around with it
>am now less relaxed than I was before I started the video

Shit's worse than nails on a chalk board

Why are nips so obsessed with earlicking?

>>810093
>Became almost deaf to these sounds from my left ear yet acute sounds like metal rubbing each other hurts like hell.
Kill me.

>>810424
holy fucking shit

>>810154
This is my favorite thing ever

>>811014
I really like dimitry, but can't stand erift. I'm not sure why. I just cant appreciate the type of content he makes.

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>>811549

>>811549
screamer. do not listen.

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>>810484
I try and create my webms with looping in mind.

>>811549
At least have some legit audio for 10 or so seconds next time to lull people into a false sense of security.

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>>811549
FUCK

>>811549
Happy Halloween

>>810020
HOLY FUCK THANK Y(OU

>>810428
WHY DO I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE

>>810154
I actually tingles at the razor part

>>811544
I like his Pizza videos, dude is bro tier

>>809917
>Disgusting mouth sounds thread

fix'd

Here's my playlist :)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLH9dxsj0Tc_Hg6B1WiTaPKl0wey_KHnzV

>>810020
i picture a tiny bane floating around my head

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>>811730
kek

>>811695
>all these moon runes
how the fuck am i supposed to tell what anything is

>Wiki ASMR
>Click on first vid
>Fall in love

>>810428
it's in japanese, I don't understand

>>811695
Neat. Any of them have any ear-blowing in?
Stuff like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dob8B0AhgJM&index=1&list=FLcVvSTGeo1DPrzo151LTDbg
I can't get enough of blowing, breathing and breathy whispers.

Why are women pretty much incapable of doing this shit? I don't even get their intended response.

>>812122
Too much whispering. The best ones are those that could just be an instruction video, just normal activity.

>>812122
I typically like the ones done by women when they're not talking extremely breathy and expending half of their lungs in order to say "Hi."
Those are rare, though.

why can't I find any ASMR porn?

>>810154
this is the comfiest

y'all niggas ready for this bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj7fcRQuEPI

>>810154
i wanna suck luigi's dick

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>>810154

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>>812153
>mfw patiently awaiting her return to ASMR

>>810093
This guys knows what he's doing.

>>810154
Oohh, I remember this 6 or 7 years ago

>>810436
search for japanese/anime ear licking or sucking asmr and you'll find TONS, I repeat TONS of these at youtube

>>809917
>tfw using Bose quiet comfort 15 headphones ITT

it's too much I'm gonna die

>>810175
agreed, hes the man. easily my favorite.

Plus his accent goes well with it.

What the fuck is this thread doing to me?

>>812153
I'm a little numbed to emotions or whatnot but this video is giving me a strange feeling. Not uncomfortable or anything. My heart feels sort of heavier as I listen to her.
Does anyone else have anything else along the lines of that video? or like >>810428?

This ASMR thing is having a very powerful effect on me.

>>809917
Where did you get this?

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here's some more dimitry

>>812793
full sauce to the webm op posted is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk

>>812802
>>810093
More.

>>812153
watched her for a while but I still cant tell if she's just acting or if she's really this weird

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makes me feel all warm and cozy desu senpai

>>812856
she always seemed a little odd to me too but, you gotta know that these chicks do sort of play to the camera a little, you cant put any negative vibe in and just gotta be as clean / warm as possible and always play nice. she did say she used to have an eating disorder and a lot of her hair fell out though, so she's wearing wigs in a lot of her vids

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i made this webm awhile ago for a comfy thread, but it has ASMR.

>>812808

That's actually only half. Right after this she pulls down a zipper and sucks dick. No subtitles though. Best sounding one I've ever heard, and has actually ruined most others for me. Here's a link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzBTsNKTjo

>>813041
You got the one with food

>>812802
I so love this.

>ITT disgusting lonely autist
>getting off to rage inducing audio
pathetic

>>809917
I looped this three times thinking it was only once.

I feel molested. It was quite interesting.

>>813046
Fuck.

>>809917

Why would you want someone to slurp noodles in your ear?

>>813569
>not wanting cute-sounding girls to thoroughly enjoy their food

>>812278
She's coming back, she said on her blog. She's done a few collaborations with others too

>>813046
goddamn my lower back. Why do I feel it in my lower back, is this how ASMR is supposed to feel?

>>813623
Yeah, it's possible to feel it there. That warm, shivery feeling, right?
Sometimes you can just feel it sort of pool at the bottom of your body. Sometimes, it can tingle all the way up your spine and even make you physically shudder when it reaches the peak, if your reaction is strong enough.

>>813630
it's kinda like when the gf scratches me there, just not that strong. It is shivery, tingly as hell but weirdly pleasant. I don't get it, what's the scientific explanation behind it?

>>813632
I'm pretty sure it's ghosts

>>813632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFRpFkZFrOU

There hasn't been much in depth research done into it, scientifically speaking. It's hard to nail down as well, just because of how varied reaction strength and stimuli are for those who experience it.

>>813046
well this got me going

I have a YouTube channel dedicated to Japanese ASMR. It's lewd content so if your not interested in that sort of thing, keep away. Just keep in mind my upload times are not consistent. I try to keep it to 1 vid to 1-2 days but time is not a thing I have a lot of.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_Z3X3SuuAn6U36x7RFMNZw

thanks for the super boners, I'll see you guys tomorrow

>>813043
Is there an english version?

>>813041
needs to have the music removed for asmr, imo.

>>810154
This is from a long time ago.

>>813796
Yes, hence why he said it was one of the first attempts.

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>>812852
>>813165
this one has talking with his amazing accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpZGx87Aabc

>>813630
>>813632
>>813642
I dont think I get the effect but it just sounds like being really fucking comfy
like when you chill in your bed and you got a cup of something hot and you're doing something easy that you like

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This guys videos have some amazing audio quality

can original boxxy vids bring asmr?

or this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcTkB-bqRFM
(ignore the shitty loud intro)

>>813836
i think you are in the wrong thread, friend

>>813854
no. It's too loud and the entire thing is just some random girl's blog.

think noises and soft whispering that goes from ear to ear/ is very calming. Use everything else in this thread as an example of what is asmr.

>>813869
Dont think i am, this os the asmr thread right?

>>813911
webm unrelated, then?

>>810428
That fucking whisper, makes me feel violated

why are they dubbed onto shitty let's play videos

>>813966
What are you talking about? Did you forget how to apply grammar?

>>813966

>>813751

If i were to not "hide" them, they would get taken down for copyright and if not that, for it being too lude for YouTube.

>>813751
>>813970
You're doing god's work, anon

>>813970
Fuck, where is the one dubbed over an angry birds playthrough where it actually has subtitles? Do you have it, i could never find again.

Actually any vids with subtitles extends the fuck out of my probiscus

>>814144
Yeah man. Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_3vmKm3d2Q&list=WL&index=1

Getting a translation for Japanese ASMR videos are really hard. If I could get a hold of some, or speak jap, I'd add them in mine.
I see you like the sound of your little sister siring mac n' cheese in your ear.

>>811695
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLH9dxsj0Tc_Hg6B1WiTaPKl0wey_KHnzV
This is a pretty high quality playlist, but do some pruning. A lot have been taken down.

>>812558
How much are those?

My KRK headphones kill my ears with pain after less than an hour listening in bed.

>>813043
>>813776
>subtitles
>english version
>they don't even understand something that simple

>>809918
I recognized so many words from animu but couldnt recall what any meant, damn

>>810424
Disgusting face, disgusting mole, disgusting drawed eyebrows.

>>812093
>it's in japanese, I don't understand
Hahaha, fucking casual. It's simple as fuck.

>tfw asmr to sleep to and erotic audio to fap to

>>814189
just checked on amazon, like 299 but could be cheaper elsewhere

>>814205
go neckbeard somewhere else

>>811973
Take a wild guess.
>>812094
Try this one (WARNING, LEWD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYNHf7_j9dQ&list=PLH9dxsj0Tc_Hg6B1WiTaPKl0wey_KHnzV&index=33

>>809917
When my girlfriend does shit in my ear I slap her.

This is obnoxious.

>>814297
>>812094
Side note, this video contains about 45 min of sleeping sounds and panty shots, however is widely considered by anyone who has heard mention of the series to be cringeworthy. Still worth a look in my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGcr4ur-HfI&list=PLH9dxsj0Tc_Hg6B1WiTaPKl0wey_KHnzV&index=26

>>810020
This is pretty surreal, it actually feels like he is breathing into your ear when he speaks. But am I the only one who thinks that the sound comes from above your head?

It sounds like whoever made this is standing behind the microphone and is talking down into it from above. Or am I the only one that think it sounds like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCreGNTEm1c

>>814356
>ASMRrequests
This guy knows whats up

>>812802
his first speed tapping video is one of the greatest asmr videos ever

>>813041
add in shooting that chicken at the end

>>812802
Oh shit goosebumps all over, what the hell is going on here

>>813751
god bless you anon
what is the context for the spider man videos asmr?
my nip is not that good yet so I can't tell

>>809917

>nobody has JOHN CENA'd these

>>814549
I'm not too sure. The title is "Sensei was (not) fair", so as much as I can tell you, it's a female dominate fantasy for what I can guess, what with the multi-girl licking and her talking over you and shit like that. The way I see it and why I enjoy erotic Japanese ASMR is I don't understand it, meaning I can make it whatever I want, although I have to put in the effort.

>>813041

>just fucking builds and crafts a gun to perfection

>>813814

>million fake ass hoes whispering into mics
>this guy elevates it to art, always quality

men are LITERALLY the best at everything

>>812122
I can't into men doing this, so i don't know what you're talking about

>>812558
>Bose

There's a reason they are dubbed "Buy Other Sound Equipment" mate.

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>>814642
>female domination
that's all I needed to hear thanks anon

>>814195
Hey man, I can't fap to untranslated hentai either, it spoils the immersion. Subtitles would be great for the full version though.

>>809917
AUTISM thread
KEK
E
K

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>>814322
Most of the better ASMR people are using mics like these where the sound / vibrations captured are heavily influenced from the distance and "angle" it's coming from. "Ear to ear" is pretty literal and he was probably just hovering around and upclose to 1 of these

>>814303
lol, sure you do.

>>812787
Same, it's quite more than just a physical feeling.

>>814874
>Not having an animu grill picture for the first few seconds
>Not knowing how to deceive people
>Failing to troll this hard

>>814937
>implying it's my gif
>Implying I actually care about how many people are "trolled"

>>814956
You cared enough to save the webm, find this thread, and post it, apparently.

>>814956
You care so little that you replied to that guy to tell him how little you care.

>>814874
>watching webm with no sound on - skip a few a seconds ahead.
you are why i do this.

>>814960
yeah, cus its funny, just dont have like an evil plan to troll as many people as I can lol

>>813041
holy shit that is maximum comfy, maybe not ASMR with that music, but comfy nonetheless.

>>810428
that fucking whisper feels so real

Do people mislabel ear licking videos on purpose? I keep clicking videos that are supposedly ear licking but are just cock sucking and that's not what I want at all.

>>810020
The punchline is that it's fucking good asmr too
Incredible

>>812802
I honestly don't know who I love more; Dimitry or Rift
Dimitry is about really good traditional asmr, where as Rift is all about experimenting and putting on a show with characters he creates.

I could literally listen to this for hours.

>>815238
Could be an accidental mislabel or on purpose. I'm pretty sure cock sucking asmr is considered "too lude" for YouTube.

>>815246
The full video gave me a hard on. Guess I'm gay for Bane now

>>810520
supposed to be licking your ear.

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>>813792
yeah you are right.

>>814648
Even getting fucked in the pussy?

>>815288
>he doesn't know
look up buck angel

>>813814
Are those condoms?

>>815238
Funny you mention that. I'm going to be uploading ear licking only ASMR (double ear licking in part 3) tomorrow when I have the time. Unfortunately, the first part is 20 min of her talking, thoe I could shit out part 2 if I have the time. Wish I could get a translation for thies so People don't get bored of 20 minutes with no action.

Link's in this post
>>813751

>>815300
Rode mic cleaning packets

>>815303
What's the thing you're uploading?

>>815299
>man

>>815280
much better, but it just sounds so far away....

>>815311
Ear licking only ASMR in japanese. The title should be"Lets Play Super Mario Advance 2".
Again, It'll be uploaded tomorrow

>>815311
If the thread's still up till tomorrow, I'll post a link to it here.

>>815340
I'm asking what the title of it is.

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>>815349
I have no idea. Can't remember where I got it from. The "read me" isn't telling me anything. Sorry

>>810428
I CAN FEEL HER BREATHING ON ME WHAT THE HELL

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>>814648
Men and women both have a place in ASMR imo.

I like the calculated and solid way men make noises with objects like in the dimitry webms I've been posting.

On the other hand if I'm looking for a more intimate thing I'll choose a female every time. I can't into mouth sounds with men behind them, and men lack the softer, more calming touch women have. For these times I tend to go for heather's videos.

>>815398
This gave me a boner for some reason.

>>813041
Dear god I need to know that song

>>813623
I've had that feeling as well. You aren't alone anon :)

>>813630
Sometimes I have to writhe around or suddenly jerk because it gets too intense. ASMR's a heck of a thing.

>>815453
Welcome to ASMR, it's not really a sex thing but sometimes it feels like it's kind of a sex thing.

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>>810428
My right buttcheek started tingling.

>>813623
The thing you just described is called ASMR, yeah. But unsurprisingly enough the term has been hijacked by people jacking off to girls whispering in their ears.

>>812278
She claims /b/ chased her off, and flat out admitted that she doesn't have the emotional constitution to deal with trolls of that caliber.
Feels bad man.

>>814205
drawn

>>809917
This gets my spider senses tingling

>>816047
Serious, how does this not scream autism. From the people whispering into a shitty mic to the spergs who give them views. From begging to end pure autism.

I want to bottle it up and sell it as sperg-cologne

What kind of reaction constitutes ASMR? This thread got me interested but all I feel is just the kind of tickle-ish sensation you'd normally feel when someone whispers/blows into your ear. No effect anywhere else on my body (felt weird on my right butt but it turns out to be just a side effect of walking a lot more today).
Is this the reason why ASMR is so difficult to scientifically study?

>>816050
its different for everybody, but yeah the tingles

>>816048
It is autism but you might be too much of a Chad to experience the feeling you get which is why you'll never understand it

>>816050

I feel like it starts from the back of your head, then if it's a strong reaction it can even spread to your legs.

>>816063
>>816048
I guess this faggot meme speak is applicable to absolutely everything

>>810020
Here is the full version, apparently he makes a lot of videos like this with various diffrent characters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ztcBCanOg

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>>816047

>>810020
It sounds like Sean Connery with a cold.

>>810428
i had problems sitting through that
wut

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>>816048

Here's an ear licking only ASMR video I uploaded today. And yes, there will be more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pHBVdExYDw

>>810154
Fuck that was good

>>816050
Thats the general reaction one can expect, although theres usually an underlying pleasant relaxation. Its almost kind of umami for the ears.

Other things to try listening to would be nails tapping, the sound of writing, hair brushing or even just breathing and heartbeat sounds.

I dont think theres really anything particularly scientific about it to study. A lot of it, Im sure, is just association.

>>810154
You know not all binaural audio is an attempt at ASMR, right?

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>>810428
wow, that whisper felt so real. And the eating-noodles-in-my-ear almost made me spill my soup

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>>812802
>tfw a dude tapping on some wood is better than porn

>>816573
If you want, I can tap on your wood.

>>811215
>girlfriend roleplay I, II, and III
Well, you tried.

>>810154
>getting relaxed
>bag over the head
>OH SHIT LUIGI IS GONNA WHACK ME!

>>816050
I like to listen to it because it relaxes my mind after a long day of work. I used to get tingles, but I've probably desensitized myself to that.

I usually sleep better listening to something while lying in bed. It lets me focus on the sounds without my mind racing and drift off.

>>815398

Heather has gotten too into herself lately for my liking. Her stuff seems to be more about hearing herself talk than actually making asmr. Not into the roleplay stuff.

>>816346
>virtual barber
>binaural audio
dude what?

>>816820
Do you not understand what that means?

>>816837
This is great

>>816047
Shit that made me laugh,

>>811215
You should suck people's dick for a living bro, you seem totally good at it.

>>811544
>can't stand erift
>can't appreciate the type of content he makes
Assblasted because he made a video of him as satan? Don't worry, jesus already died for our sins. Your faggot ass won't be touched by a muscular man that's horny.

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>>816346
>ASMR
do you know what that initialism even mean?

>>817173
Yes, and not everything with binaural audio is an attempt to trigger it.

>>816837
Ryan and Gavin actually do have good voices for it.

>>813796
in a galaxy far, far away

>>817293
just because you didn't feel ASMR then it doesn't ultimately means it not. not everyone is capable of ASMR.

>>817508
I didn't say it didn't cause it. I said that wasn't its intention. It's not "an attempt at ASMR", it's showing off 3D audio.

>>817515
i guess my reading comprehension was shot to shit when i first read that.

>>813854
>>813877
asmr isn't so formal as you think it is. asmr is a feeling you get from certain sounds or even visuals.

literally anything can trigger someone's asmr. something that gives someone else tingles, might not give you any.
you aren't at liberty to say what is asmr-inducing, and what isn't.
this is why i'm not a fan of people who don't experience tingles to be avid "fans" of asmr content. they muddle the meaning. i can almost guarantee that >>813877 doesn't experience tingles.
>>813630
>>813623
>>813632
and no, shivers are not the same as the tingles derived from asmr, which at least i usually feel strictly in my head.

>>810020
this would be the most used webm in 4chan right now if sound was available on every board.

>>817158
are you fucking retarded? calm down, kiddo

>>817158
That is quite a bit of projection there, sonny boy.

>>813751
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_Z3X3SuuAn6U36x7RFMNZw
>let's play legend of zelda

what

>>810424
>russian makes ASMR vids
>russians insult her
>she deletes account

ASMR in some language I don't understand is the best.

She has come back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5QB_7LkgmA

>>818568
>Comments blocked
I wanted to write something nice for her ;_;

>>818432
>ASMR in english with heavy foreign accents

Just makes it more adorable when their english isn't that great

>>815670
http://www.deezer.com/track/70469454

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>>810216

>>818432
>>819062
>really like how german sounds
>not many german ASMR vids out there
>people in the comments say that the few people who do german ASMR should do it in english instead
This is why we can't have nice things

>>812874
is that heather feather?

>>819073
>not available in my country

Damn. Well thanks for trying anyway bud

>>810428
That's pretty decent if not slightly uncomfortable, however fuck the eating noises. The sound of people eating only ever enrages me, something about it is so frustrating to listen to.

>>819099
I prefer portuguese/italian or spanish and there's a fuckload of those

>>816837
why am I fapping to this

>>819145
it's in the metadata of the post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMyXXu08u3o

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post more webms

>>819257
>thatASMRchick

I cant not think of Pepe when watching her and looking at those big black eyes. If you watch her early vids to now you can also see where that lip ring is slowly chipping away at her front teeth too

>>818377
I hope you watched the videos before passing judgement.

>>819186
Because you're autistic

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ayy lmao

>>819442
whyboner.jpg

>as a side note, the spooky skeleton in the corner is making similar movements to her in his "dance"

>>810436
h audio threads on /h/

>>811561
my fave trigger.

>>813046
she does the best kissing asmr, imo, and i've seen/heard a lot.

>>819455
...what spooky skeleton?

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>>819466
>he wasn't on 4chan during Halloween
It's a different skeleton now, but there is still a skeleton in the corner. The one dancing during my last post had a jack-o-lantern on it's head.

>>819481
Ain't no skeletons there anymore man, they were only there on Halloween. Are you a time traveler?

>>819490
Yes... yes I am a time traveler.

>>819397
Why does she have fruit loops on her finger nails?

>>815670
so i search the link with google and here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOl7qeEiM6A

>>819620
I bloody love you.

>>816211
This is so fuckin cute. Moar

>>810428
My butthole clenched in an upward magnitude from that fucking whisper

>>810428
Holy shit I can feel her breathing on me.

What the fuck.

>>810020
holy shit

>>819481
>word contractions
Did you look up how to contract "Was not"?

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Magic everywhere in this bitch

>>809917
You kids call this shit like you wan't, but I call it whispershit...

>>809917
I'm too deaf for ASMR

>>819805
It was late and I was working on college homework. I'm somewhat of a perfectionist and wanted to be 100% certain word contractions were what I thought they were.
>for the record I was right

>>819162
Yeah. I have that too. I usually listen to ASMR, be it in English or a foreign language, and when I pick Japanese, assuming ear cleaning, She'll lick my shit and it just irritates me. Don't know why.

>>819805
do you want to quickly edit a 1500 word paper?

>>820323
Not particularly, why?

>>810020
this is fantastic

>>810428
This literally is my fetish, I cant believe I never thought to look this up.

>>811215
>>812153
>>812278
Buckle up boys
https://youtu.be/o5QB_7LkgmA
She back?

Have you guys ever had any success trying out those lucid dreaming vids like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDX8QrcDI_o
Never tried them out and thought it was a load of shit, just curious.

>>810020
oh for fuck sakes

>>816047
nothing imposibur

>>813041
And still, no one has edited in that wubbum of a chicken getting shot at 2:05.

>>813814
am I gay now?

>>821974
You were always gay, anon.

>>821366
I would also like to know

this is autistic as fuck

What is ASMR? I don't get what it's supposed to do

If anything it just makes my dick kind of tingle in some of them

>>822270
It's just relaxing and makes you feel tingly

Also the lewd shit's amazing

>>814647
>Yfw some fucking monkey would cut it up to make a sawed off

>>822267
yer mums autistic

>>822482
>I didn't need this feel

>>821561
>And still, no one has edited in that wubbum of a chicken getting shot at 2:05.
get out

>>819257
Holy Shit. So I've been a volunteer firefighter before and i've been near large bush fires before (Australian). It sounds almost exactly like this. crackling and deep sounds almost like rolling thunder. This is so cool.

>>822742
what is the point of quoting the entire post you are replying to?

>>813751
>>813751
These seem more like audio books

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>>822780
for you

>tfw nearly all binaural audio stuff out there is autism tingles garbage

>>810020
ok not killing myself. thanks.

>>813184
I agree with you, I wish I didn't even go to this thread. I'm out after this. Fuck this whole thread made me sad for these people.

>>814208
Typical weaboo.

>>823614
what would you prefer binaural audio be used for?

>>810428
You bastard what have you done to me

>>823704
I seem to remember when I was in junior high/high school there was some "binaural beats" shit out there that was supposed to fuck with your brainwaves to mimic the effects of various drugs.
>it was pretty fuckin retarded but the try-anything-once druggies acted like it was going to revolutionize drugs or some shit
I think I've recently seen a few of these videos in the related bar for "hands free orgasm"-type shit with binaural beats in the title.

>tfw before discovering whispercrystal on youtube i was using [spoiler]lesbian kissing videos on pornhub[/spoiler] for asmr

>>814322
>But am I the only one who thinks that the sound comes from above your head?

He's a big guy

>>819397
What is that about her nails, she's disgusting.

>>819442
How can you look like such a cunt while just eating an apple.

>>822270
You don't know how to use fucking google you faggot?

>>823665
You're so fucking envious.
Lazy faggot.

>>819442
she was insanely hot before she dyed her hair

So... You guys watch videos of beautiful females whispering?
I can't fathom how pathetic that is...

>>823917
Eating an apple is the biggest "I'm an even bigger asshole" thing you can do.

>>824120
says the person complaining about it on an anonymous image board?

>>824120
What's more pathetic, the people keeping to themselves and enjoying something, or the people that, upon seeing such a sight, feel the need to burst in and declare that they dislike what's going on

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Springbok loves you.

GUYS I NEED HELP

i got hooked with ASMR since last month and i found this one REALLY LEWD recording of a mature MILF jap woman
the thing is, my drive fried and i lost nearly all my videos and then i can't find it anywhere

can anyone give me the webm or the link? i believe it's on youtube, i think some of you might be able to help me.. please i need her voice again

>>812802
GOD I hate fast triggers

>>810020
omg my sides are in orbit

>>824614
wut

>>814306
>audio panty shots

>>824543
the people enjoying this shit, no doubt.

>>823921
Envious of what? Tell me what I should be envious of? You weeaboo motherfucker

>>813623
Same. Always in the lower right bit. Fucking spasms.

>>824614
Literally what?
I can hear half of what she's saying.

>>819099
German's a really harsh language though. I can't imagine whispering in german sounding soft or calming

>>824859
dude there is so much lewd jap content.... there is no way we can help you without more specific information.

>>814297
HOLY SHIT THAT ONE IS GODLY

anyone have others with whispering girl/girls? i really love the bed play
please i need more of these

>>824859
/h/ has a voice thread which should be able to help

for those who enjoy the haircut thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pzEXB6wuM#

>>819442
>people actually enjoy listening to this
>all i feel is rage

I don't have any WebMs and I'm too lazy to make one but here's this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82b3CN8uCv4

New thread

>>827077

>>819162
>>820275

Because it's a brain problems thing guys. I have it too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

>>812802
love it

don't die on me thread