You Boner, You Lose, No nudity
what happens if I had a boner before I opened the thread?
>>802251
I guess.... you're immune? Unless, of course, you get a double boner
2 easy; sluts are sluts.
>>802251
Holy shit, saw this video like 6 years ago, source?
>>802237
I'm not sure if you know what "worksafe" means
>>802278
all I know is her name is Ai Shinozaki
>>802237
gota try harder then that op
>>802294
I hope no one browses 4chan at work
>>802237
so uh... is there more to tthis?
im asking for my friend
>>802294
this place is literally reddit
>>802555
yea pretty much.
minus the karma system.
times change friend, people dont.
>>802544
and before anyone says, i already did a reverse google search and gave me nothing.
>>802565
LOL okay i just found some sauce.
i dont know how the rules work here in terms of posting sauce, but ill just tell you:
google "asian dancer oiled up"
l8er fam im bout to fap me some
>>802573
micro bikini oil dance
>>802573
That's pretty kawaii, nigga.
>>802237
sauce?
>>802690
read the thread, you brain dead mongoloid
>>802706
I did and i'm asking for teh sauce?
Do you have a mental disability?
>>802706
cut the anon some slack, he was probably horny and dicks know no patience.
>>802711
This guy has the right idea.
>>802736
boing boing boing
>>802573
so fucking cute
>>802294
this. just because something has no nudity doesn't make it work safe. but yeah I hope no one actually goes on 4chan while they work.
>>802237
I win.
>>802736
holy fuck who is this
>>802251
>asian
>instant turn off
mfw im an ABC that hates asians.
>>802237
top left is not native 60fps its upscaled garb
>>802289
I lost to the music
>>802565
Sauce? That's hilarious.
>>803253
Its just supposed to clearly show the difference betwen seeing media in different FPS for someone who can't wrap there head around it.
>>807216
Doesn't work though because if you edit down to a lower framerate you lose the blur that would exist if it had been originally shot at that framerate.
>>802237
sauce ???
>>807398
>>807370
lost
>>807370
that was so satisfying
>>807370
I'm German and I could totally fap to this
>>802239
>.gif.webm
>>802285
Gonna need some sauce, boss.
>>807370
Sauce pls
>>802565
I was about to lose from the webms before this one but this shit made me immune
>>802237
I have erectile dysfunction and can't boner. I win!
>>802251
Then you win
>>810799
Chevy Chase pls
>>802241
>lighting her tongue on fire
That scared my penis.
>>802237
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT MADE THAT FUCKING VIDEO?
IT'S FUCKING INTERLACED YOU RETARD! HOW COULD YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY?
>>802573
>When she throws it up
Fucking adorable
>>803153
Filename anon she's a goddess
>>807366
>furries dream
>>807370
>Not even using coolant/lubricant
Hnnnngh we're going in dry, lads
>>807370
i was sceptical about this thread, but *now* we're talking!
>>814488
I know it's a joke but dude it looks fucking amazing
>>802788
The harmonica made me completely immune.
>>802285
Look at dem thighs.
>>807370
No coolant, dry, extreme friction drilling. Even those chips are hot blue. Lost.
>>802788
top kek
>>810040
I'm Jewish and I'm triggered
>>815775
I want to feed her so bad.
>>815775
sauceee
>>815767
Seriously no boner on this goofy looking thing
>>815775
>'Hey anon, what do you think about the idea of fucking a bag of skin with an articulating bone structure hidden inside'
>>810443
That's not mud
>>815775
Did we walk into a spooky skeleton thread?
>>817172
Who is this semen demon? Lost.
>>817226
Victoria Macreatis
>>815776
sauce
>>815775
Papyrus? Is that you?
>>807370
fucking SLUT
>>817505
This shit's creepy.
>>817501
Nyeh heh heh!
>>815776
Do Nips not know hot to kiss?
>>817611
You're on 4chan, and you find basic fetish creepy?
>>817731
your selfconcious is showing anon
>>817751
>>thinking that thinking a girl is annoying is self-conscious
>>thinking annoying girls are hot
>>817754
>>memetexting
Who are you quoting
>>803213
I'm an abcd and I can't stand shit skins. I'm also racist against my own race.
>>802237
where did her tits go D:
There's nothing hotter than dental hygiene.
>>817837
Pure Welsh rarebit.
>>807370
aw yisssss
>>815823
Sauce is older than the internets anon.
>>817870
Damn right nigga!
>>818109
YOUR RESOLUTION IS TOO LOUD
>>815766
Is that the game of thrones chick?
>>807370
lewd
>>803153
anna sophia robb in the carrie diaries I used to watch that show because I wanted to fuck like all the girls on the show lmao kill me
>>815767
I spose this was gonna happen eventually anyway
>>818205
huh theres alot of fat people in the background
>>807370
now, this is what i call some hard drilling...
>>818261
the looks of absolute hate and jealousy are what get me
>>814488
>floortiles
>tiles
>boner
i knew you were still here anon!
>>814488
This pleases my human lust for symmetrical perfection.
>>818261
Gee I wonder why
>Comic-Con '08
>>818328
Is this the same chick that deep throated that kielbasa in Private Parts?
>>802244
Lost
>>807405
This is gay porn, isn't?
>>818205
That costume really isn't for her. She look like more of a bodysuit girl. Maybe a zero-suit samus or cortana or something.
>>815958
Isn't that everybody, if you think about it?
>>802285
Ai-chan is love, Ai-chan is life
>>802565
For the first second I could've swore it was Myka from Warehouse 13.
>>815775
I swear to god as a person that wouldn't have a problem fucking a normal looking girl, even tho this one is pretty in the face i would never put my dick into something that looks like it just got liberated from Auschwitz.
>>817870
Holy shit her pores are huge
>>802565
>humanities degree
>saying that like it means something
funniest part of the webm
>>814701
>it's black
>
>>810443
Lost.
>>807370
Literally smoking hot.
>>810443
There's a nipple at 17s, I'm afraid you're disqualified.
>>817674
It's nearly as bad as that hand holding thing.
>>807370
That's pretty boring to be honest senpai
>>802239
is that kaitlin olson?
>>802285
>Ai Lmao
>>803213
>CBC
love gweilos
>>815775
thanks mr skeltal
>>818949
bestiality, actually
>>815775
She sits on your lap. You think it would be enjoyable. What can happen after all she is feather light and you are strong. But her bones start to hurt your legs. You want to tell her to stand up at least for a little while. But you can't say it for the obvious reasons.
>>815775
Is there sauce... ? :0
>>819392
I guess it is one of those stupid russian girl videos you can find on vimeo
>>819309
>hand holding
That's some sick shit bro, but I've seen something much more fucked up than that. Hand holding isn't anywhere near as bad as consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>815775
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>818205
What was she dancing to?
>>810443
that's one cute trap
>>819301
good eye
>>819196
only the pornstars, anon
normally japanese have smaller breast
>>819106
>muh STEM
yep this is autism
>>810443
143 vietcong fighters were buried under that mud
>>817731
You're not alone, anon.
But think of it this way, without their evolutionary crave for sexual attention from potential male candidates we would not have the wonderful technological byproduct that is internet porn.
Yes, their need for attention makes them undesirable to people like you and me - but their own primal cravings keep them at the bottom of the social ladder. Men who find these girls attractive see them as entertainment at best and meat at worst - trust me when I say they are never valued for their thoughts or opinions.
Now go fap, faggot.
>>817226
Dodger Leigh
>>819776
STEM graduate here, can confirm humanities for pleb tier.
I'm guessing I won.
>>817216
I cried at this
>>819855
I fucking wish this was the truth.
In actuality, dudes get so pussy starved since they haven't gone outside for days and don't have the money to pay for it that they'll do anything in defense of the damsel.
Some chick will slap her bf and then you have a half dozen white knights trying to force themselves at her.
>>819103
Yeah that's eastern asians for you.
>>819343
No, this is Kaitlin Olson.
>>822583
kek
>>818117
No, It's from an episode of a uk tv series called Misfits. Teen delinquents with super powers. It does have Ramsay Bolton in there however.
>>817870
the sound it makes hnnnnggg
need more gravure idols desu
>>817172
This is hardly non-nudity
>>818968
eyebrows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoDD6l2gvLc
also need more like this
>>802237
fuck i could never get a boner from any of the things ITT
26yo porn fucked up my life for good i think
>>822770
I can confirm, 26yrold here who does not watch porn, this thread gets me diamonds.
>>822783
well i stopped. i can feel improvents already but it will take a long time to unfuck myself
>>817216
Nature this is not okay
>>819196
What do you mean?
>>823118
I need this
>>823127
it's not even that good desu.
>>817731
maximum fedora
my first fap was to this.
>>817870
Any more of this sort of thing?
>>823132
>about to start eating
>open webm
>appetite gone
>>823230 My nig nog
>>819330
Ur waifu a shit.
>>823230
Seriously awful movie for a first fap, I pity you.
>>802285
lost. Don't even know why, I like Japanese chicks sure but I never liked these bouncing videos.
let me be inclusive.
>>823405
Because there is nothing to them. It's like the difference between eating a hard candy and eating a spoonfull of white sugar.
>>802251
>>817731
Yup
>>826069
I would kara FD, crossup j. D her. If you know what I mean.
>>819801
Daredevil girl?
>>817216
its like the mother nature of sound docking
>>815771
I just can't stop thinking about how fucking impressive that is
>>826208
You can still Faultless Defense Cancel with I-No in Xrd? Also doesn't it just make you float?
>>822719
could watch this for a century straight
>>823118
Source?
>>815776
Sauce
>>814701
lmao
>>827257
sauce
>>815776
Holy shit I've been looking for the source of this gif for years does anyone have it!
>>815767
>>818205
>>819755
I have this. If anyone has sauce, please let me know.
>>827355
>that almost perfect audio loop
;_;
>>827257
almost porn
The problem with Jap porn is that none of them have any idea how to Fuck, but they film it anyways. Plus the dudes public bush literally engulfs his tiny Wang, not that it matters because her clam beard looks like Paul Bunyan's face.
Meanwhile the girl lays there like a dead fish making noises like a cat choking on a kazoo. Why these stuck up girls go for these dumpy, basement dwelling pillow fuckers, just because they speak Japanese is beyond me.
Give me a thick big tittied white girl any day of the week.
>>823230
Are you 14?
>>827354
Meguru Kosaka, m8.
>>817216
b b b but this is FUCKING HORRIBLE
>>823131
Hitomi? can't find a source anywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o
>>827563
try koreans
>>827563
In Japan the gradual liberation of expressing sexuality compared to the west is a more recent phenomenon.
There are cultural differences too obviously, like women's historical place in the society and role in marriage, or more modern trends like commonly promoting female innocence to be particularly attractive.
Issue of "having no idea how to fuck" may be further pronounced by the rapidly declining birth-rate, caused by loss of interest in relations to opposite sex, which in turn may partly be caused by pornography, creating a loop.
Someone more familiar with the country and culture than I could give more insight.
>>827373
I think I went to school with that girl.
>>819330
agreed, that was crap, I expected more from the number of comments
>>827666
You'll be pretty disappointed.
>>827805
pretty sure it's ybyl not ylyl
>>810443
That filename tho.
>>827872
most of them are cuter than the girls i could get in america...
>>827948
>i could get
Don't sell yourself short, man
>>827583
sauce?
>>827948
and they're all just waiting for you ...
>>810443
Sauce please,
Much love
>>815775
More like this?
>>827373
Google "Hitler's Fruit and Veg Show"
>>827872
i cant find a pretty one. at least a cute one.
damn, even a "not that uly" will do
>>828626
red = cute
blue = possibly cute
but it's still a desert of cuteness
>>828722
>>827872
The Green circles are the ones that I would bang.
>>817870
>not using semen as toothpaste
dick didn't even twitch
>>822678
>i'll never have a cute sarcastic short girlfriend with pink hair
Just_die_in_my_fucking_sleep_already
>>815775
Thats fucking gross
>>822683
Sauce/sound?
>>814334
lost to them hips
>>823119
HOLY FUCK NIGHTMARE FUEL
>>829213
>>829169
>>828722
>>828626
>>827872
These are korea girls not Japanese, you can tell because big forehead and flat face. Japanese girls do not look this ugly.
All korean girls end up getting plastic surgery, that is why there are cute ones.
In japan there is NO plastic surgery and we have lots of cute girls
>>826227
True Blood girl. But yes.
>>823131
Sauce?
>>829227
Horrible teeth though.
>>817837
Name?
>>826623
>We'll never have a Street Fighter game with this visual style.
kill me now
>>802690
Micro bikini oily dance
>>827563
Japan is god-tier for gravure and aesthetics, though.
>>829818
shit looks even better in-game
>>828428
http://www.xvideos.com/video14825603/hitomi_tanaka_solo_workout
Great for sensitivity retraining.
>>827373
this gif is SO fucking old but god damn, much pre-pubescent semen was spilled
>>802573
>Barely 2 plate.
That must be a TINY weight class.
>>815771
airmermaid fuckyeah
>>823132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCyM6LMvcNs
>>832853
That's over 2plaet you skelly. Implying an average female could get 110kg overhead.
>>827338
gobelins