You d'aww you lose. Post cute shit.

>>800231

Stupid chink fucked it up.

>>800237
you just took this from the dance thread

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>>800231
it feels good being a native speaker of something everyone else has trouble with

>>800720
https://youtu.be/s07En4_nskE
Better, dipshit?

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Does this count?

>>800821
Now there's a prank call everybody can enjoy. 10/10 fucking saved.

>>800756
Most people have trouble speaking any language that isnt their native, particularly when theyre as young as she is.

>>801101
Is that Moot?

>>801106
No Hiro decided he wanted to look more appealing to his new american website

>>801106
no it's mark zuckerberg

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>>801106
Who?

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>>800258
With sound

>>801121
I know this study. If children wait it's an indicator of good future performance in all areas of life.

>>801128
Let It Go in japanese nice

>>801128

She's actually singing the Japanese version of "Let It Go".

>>801186
Ret it go?

>>801167
Yea, it's called time preference.

>>800967

>the beak is a frog

>>801106
No, it's Faggetron, keeper of all things Jewish and spineless

>>800720
thats like 50% of all posts on this board

>>801319
can't unsee

>>801167
But it's normal to pick the immediate reward up to a certain stage of development. I don't recall the exactly but I think it's as old as 3 or 4.

>>800756
Except English is easy as balls. Retarded, yes, but easy.

wait... you people actually think small underdeveloped humans are cute?

>>801715
You are a fedora in full development

>>801715
Nuthin personnel.... kid...

>>800655
fuk u man, this kid is cute as fuck you bully

>>801715
I feel this way about babies
Those things are fucking hideous
Toddlers are the cutest though.
Eh well some, and in small doses

>>801995
All kids can be fun, but only if theyre not yours. You want to be close and have enough time so that you can teach them weird shit before simply handing them back to the parents and letting them deal with it.

Like teaching them to shout "Objection!" when theyre getting told off or how to create massive splashes in a bath. Its the best part of being an uncle.

>>800967
>chocobo theme

YESH

>>801751
it BWOEERRR

>>802377
>see you space cowboy
kek

>>800231
"THAT'S WROOOONG! YOU LITTLE SHIT!!"
*SLAP!*

>>801766
>missed the best part
wue wue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0

>>801762
>not hugging it and letting it sleep in your jacket

>>801404
kek

>>801762
INSTA ADOPTED

>>803059
good

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>>800258

>>802188
Listen to this man, for he is wise...

>>803045
what a cool dog

>>803059
I think those three girls are all different girls.

>>803122
that laugh..

>>803122
>thank you for not aborting me mother

>>803122
why

>>801715
Nobody thinks you're cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUJIgkPoiBg

>>803122
Ayy

>>803135
>>803139
>>803141
>>803172
Fuck you all, that little evil genius in the making is adorable.

>>801751

What is she doing?

>>801404
11/10

>>803122
that evil laugh is perfect

>>803182
That thing is probably dead by now

>>803172
lmao

>>803122
Found Doctor Evil's daughter.

>>801715
i think they're more than just cute m8 i want to stick my dick in them

>>803188
One of those baking soda + vinegar volcanoes, I think.

>>803112
All chinks look the same.

>>803046
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR

>>803122
>take good care of mini-me, he's my special boy!

>>803122
fucking lol'd. best laugh ever.

>>803182
>adorable
nah man. nah.

>>800821
He said 'Go ahead, whats the craic'.

>>801762
I admire the guy's concentration more than anything.

>>804739
Whoa kid your gonna cut someone on that edge

>>803045
aussies are the shit

>>804739
No, you wouldn't. What you would do is post on the internet about how much of a badass you'd like to be.

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>>804739
>Head cavity contents
Wew lad

Top edge

>>801762
SO SWEET!

>>801113
Woah dude ... That is the worst possible insult.

>>804787
I'm telling you man, the meme market is crashing, sell your memes and get out while you still can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5k5XTZy0rA

>>803122
My sides

>>803182
Nope, she is very kekable you mean

>>801766
that speed clicking.

>>801766
I bet that if a stranger asks her to suck his dick, she would also say that she likes it.

>>801101
Moot is fucking tone deaf apparently.

>>801121
thats how you know your girl will be a stupid littel slut, when she comes of age

>>800231
>Yatta!

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>>801319
>>801659
And a goddamn happy frog at that!

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look at this pig LOOK

>>805999
lold

>>806380
Obvious racemixing jewish propaganda.

>>806380
race mixing, not even once

>>800231
Anybody have the one where the little Asian girl is play fighting with a guy and he blocks every attempt she has at hitting him. He then hugs her at the end? I think it was at a reception

>>806647
Looks delicious, man. How much bacon can be made from that pig?

>>803045
Imagine youself as the dog doing the impossible to meet expectations, and then a little shit slaps you and they laugh at you. If you stop at 0:27 you can see how unfair he feels about it.

>>809053
like 1 bacon maybe 2

>>801766
Little Asian girls are the cutest creatures on earth.

>>809265
Hmmm

Yummy porker

>>809468
>washing your pet at the bidet

Nasty

>>810229
isn't that a chipmunk?

>>808874
You mean the one with jackie chan and his daughter. Wish i could post it but my internet is way too slow

>>811533
>>808874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J99Xhjy3Xaw

>>800231
That ending was cute as fuck

>>811533
That's not Jackie Chan that's racist bruh

>>809080
this. save the dog

>>803045
Seriously, give the dog the food
Your baby is a failure, try again

>>811610

Man he fucks her up. The ref would be diving in trying to prevent it.

>>801106
>He does not recognize Sigourney Weaver

>>801751

Why does she sound like an adult doing a cartoon child's voice.

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>>810229
I actually pity those little fuckers.
like, even when stretching they fidget around like crazy because their heart's pounding at lightspeed all the time.
there's no way they'll ever be full relaxed and just laze around.
poor fucks. what a life

>>803045
I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS HAHAHAHAHA

>>803122
NOPE
O
P
E

>>800237
Onky degenerates would find moe cute

>>801706
>english
>easy

pick one

>>806003
here's your reply
now fuck off back to whatever containment board you crawled out of

>>810138
>hygiene
>nasty
the fuck is wrong with you nigga

>>812844
>moe
yeah man these taiwanese cartons and their kiwi characters are so degenerate, stupid mangos man

>>801751
Wtf, watch the microwave. Looks like there's a cut in the vid

>>811837
No there's one with jackie chan too

>>810138
What if you never use the bidet anyway? What if it's brand new, and this was the first use you found for it?

>>803122
Lol. Pwned

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>>812918
different anon here

bullshit, english is provably one of the easiest languages on the planet. there's a reason why it has become so popular and is today's lingua franca:

apart from pronouns there are no grammatical cases, while other languages have up to six.
there are no grammatical genders, while most languages have three, some even more.
there is no distinction between addressing someone formally or informally (in many other languages it would be unthinkable to express "you, my friend" and "you, Mr President" with the same word).
tenses are mostly formed regularly and don't require much learning. future tenses don't even change the verb, you just add "will".

english is grammatically, like the other anon said, easy as balls. now, the flipside is, there is a ton of very specific vocabulary. that's a general function though - the more complex the grammar, the less complex the vocabulary needs to be and vice versa. so you can very easily pick up basic english and form perfect sentences early on.

every language is hard to master on a level that would allow you to write poetry, but english is one of the easiest to get started and learn enough to get by.

>>813101
the person with the camera starte moving to help her. you see tht persons reflection in the microwave

>>812918
English is easy as fuck, mate.
hence why americans are so fucking retarded when it comes to foreign languages.

>>813214
>>813313

Is not. When you have to write a word and pronounce it differently, it makes it difficult to learn.

It's a really retarded language.

>>813374
For you maybe.
There's an objective rating system for the difficulty of languages. English is very low given how much of it is derived from other languages which are already very widespread.

>>813383
It's very low because it's the business language, so the popularity makes it looks like is easy when a person hear English almost as much as the native language so our brain get used to the sound.

Technically, speaking a word in a way and writing it in another way is not practical and that's why most US citizens takes time to learn more practical languages, if any.

>>813395
No. Just stop. English is easy.

>>813395
>It's very low because it's the business language, so the popularity makes it looks like is easy when a person hear English almost as much as the native language so our brain get used to the sound.
That's wrong btw, just wanted to say that.

>>813374
>When you have to write a word and pronounce it differently, it makes it difficult to learn.

i agree, but english is pretty tame (unlike like french, hungarian or asian languages). you mostly pronounce it the way you write it or at least close. any words that are pronounced radically different are usually loanwords from other languages. if you read english letter by letter to a native speaker, they'll maybe cringe but understand you.

>>813101
There is. For some reason, whoever made the webm cut out her scream as she falls.

>>811610
That's the one! Thanks. That looks so badass how he does those moves

>>801762
So what's this from then?

>>811660
fuck off she's just a child you dumb fucking faggot

>>805623
fucking useless onii chan god damn man up you little faggot

>>814395
>making your kid say fuck
why

>>815542
Because it's funny. I'm sorry about your hurt Puritan sensibilities.

>>815567
>using your kid doing something stupid for cheap internet fame

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>>800821
>>801766
>>802333
>>803045
>>811610
argh these are great

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I'm surprised nobody posted this yet.

>>815530
I feel bad for his poor sister.

>>803122
Lost. That's adorable.

>>812381
Actually being relaxed or agitated is a relative thing. Their resting heart rate is incredibly fast compared to ours but its still a resting heart rate.

Elephants resting heart rate is around 30. Doesn't mean they're always chill. The chipmunk in >>810229 is lazing around in the video. It just doesn't look it to us because we're painfully slow to them.

>>801101
It's out of tempo, please someone do it right ffs.

This is the best fucking thread ever, I didn't even know people here were this chill

>>801762
What the camera doesn't show is that there is a kitten on the other cameraman's head too

>>816401
fuck off faggot

>>800756
japanese?

>>806647
sleep tight porker

>>803122
Gross.

>>803265
Real hero of the thread

>>815592
omg is jackie chan ok

>>803139
Can't detect progeria until a few months after the kid is born, matey. It ain't like Down Syndrome or some shit where you can discover it while the baby is still in the womb.

>>813313
thats a terrible argument, m8

>>813214
lol, english has been rated one of the harder language to learn.
The grammatical contradictions, phonic inconsistencies, and every rule having an exception are only part of why English is hard to learn.
And >>813383 argument that its easy cause everyone already knows a little is poor. We're talking about someone who doesn't know any English and how hard it is to learn, not 'Hur dur, everyone already knows a little English so its not a difficult language to learn.'

>>815573
Come to teach us a lesson, Mr. Moral man?

>>803182
Hahaa no

>>801751
I feel so bad for laughing

>>801121
>tfw there are post-moot 4chan users

>>816881
>cat lady is fat with dyed hair

>>816512
Criminally underrated

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>>803045
>Ed....ward.....

>>803122
Ha, that mom got #rekt

No but seriously though, that was pretty cute.

>>806647
Sleep tight, porker

>>817445
YOU SONAFABITCH THATS NOT OK

>>815596
shit that was almost to much

>>817445
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER! MY FEELZ! WHYYYYYYYYYYY

>>801766
didn't know koreans were good at tsukkomi

>>815596
I fucking hate cats so much, goddamn. Whenever I see a cat the only thing that crosses my mind is how to kick them as hard as possible.

>>800655
edgelordxXxDaRkSaSuKexXx666

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>>801715

>>802188
>Like teaching them to shout "Objection!"
jesus fuck so much autism

>>816760
9gag never left so we're stuck with moral high horsing faggots.

>>803122
There's an edit of this with 9/11 outside the window and then it cuts to this kids face and the evil laugh its perfect

>>818391
Is that because you can't get an erection?

>>813214
English isn't the lingua france because its easy, its because of cultural domination.

>>801101
This is the worst thing ever

>>801106
That's luggage lad

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>>814395

>>819494
>starting your child out like this
I know her parents probably don't really hate her, but the outcome is the same

>>818391
edgy

>>818391
Careful there, that edge is sharp.

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>>801404
>smart asians
>doesn't turns the phone so both of them fit on the screen

>>820582
shut up you dirty sparkling wiggle

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Cat

>>821987
The money they make actually goes towards the cats medical bills because the poor little fucker shouldn't really be alive due to its conditions.

It's kinda like Danny Devito.

>>815542
>making your kid say frog
why

>>821990

what's wrong with it?

>>801751
my life! ohhw! it burrrrn!

>>824403
i'm guessing he's refering to the deformed jaw. the cat's basically missing all its lower jaw.

>>803122
Give me my sides back, anon.

>>809080
You must have had a shitty life if you can project that onto a family playing with their dog.

That dog is begging, that's a learned behavior. He knows that if people have food he'll probably get some if he acts cute.

That dog is living a great life, I bet he got that food too.

>>821954
this should be a banner

>>821484
shit is dark bruh...

>>819494
This isn't cute. Just funny.

Of course, a sparkling wiggle like you wouldn't get it.

>>821543

I think this chick must be a rarity amongst Russian women. Russian chicks that I've known are fucking insane and always willing for a fight, especially with other women.

>>806647
sleep tight porker

>>821990
>it's kinda like Danny Devito
ultimate lost

>>806647
Sleep tight, Chris P. Bacon.

>>818391
Woah, that edge.

>>826478
took my 2 full minutes to get that... why?

>>818391
spotted the nigger in the thread.

>>801101
Fuck off moot

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>>801715

>>818391
Was going to shave later, but now I don't need to, thanks man

>>803122
Sounds like Yzma as a cat

>>800821

If this was in the States she'd have a SWAT team busting down her door

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>>800000

>>813214
wow swim
such water
wow
lol watur
such doge
wow

>>827361
hello reddit

>>813087
He said moefags are degenerates, not the moeblobs themselves. Though they can fuck of as well.

>>818391
it's ok, anon. you're not edgy. my dad says cats are only good for one thing, target practice. *shrug*

>>800655
wew lad, don't cut yourself on that edge m9

>>806003
wew lad.

>>813214
English is used everyone, on the internet and pretty much the best international language to learn. This is what makes English language so great and better than everything else. U.K. is truley the greatest.

>>816758
sry. as someone who know's multiple languages (english, portuguese, spanish, french...) i can definitly confirm that english is the easy.

so easy in fact that i sometimes find myself using words in english that i cannot remember how to translate to my native language.

>>815596
fuck, this is way to cute.

nothing should be this cute.

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>>821990
>it's kinda like danny devito
mfw

>>821484
hoyl fucking kek, i lost it

>>800231
hnnng... Lost already

>>805623
What a good imouto

>>805623
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7L6xkpnYc4

>>821987
Bub is an ewok, apparently.

>>824403
>BUB was born with a multitude of genetic anomalies which all add up to one of nature's happiest accidents. She is a "perma-kitten", which means she will stay kitten sized and maintain kitten-like features her entire life. She also has an extreme case of dwarfism, which means her limbs are disproportionately small relative to the rest of her body and she has some difficulty moving around. She has short, stubby legs and a long, ferret-like body. Her lower jaw is significantly shorter than her upper jaw, and her teeth never grew in which is why her tongue is always hanging around. Fortunately BUB has a very healthy appetite and eats dry and wet food with no problems. Additionally, BUB is a polydactyl cat, meaning she has extra toes, and in her case, one extra toe on all of her four paws, adding up to 22 toes (and 22 claws). And then of course there are her big, bulging, wonder-filled green eyes. Some think she can see into the future with those things. Despite her unusual looks and numerous "deformities", BUB is a healthy, happy cat living in the care of her "dude" who treats her like a queen.

Also, she has/had osteoporosis, but that seems to have died down a bit.

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>>826998
that's not daww, that's horrible.

the ducklings are starved. the bar above the slide contains food. they want to eat, but slide down.

>>828272

That's fucked up.

>>828272
Fuck, I thought they just wanted to ride the slide.

>>827657
>*shrug*
are you fucking real?

>>820582
hating sparkling wiggles is never taught, you just learn it later.

>>815592
Nerve gas?

>>805999
it's Korea... what do you expect?

>>826566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMA3x-bc8iM

>>803122
holy kek

>>815573
lol autist

>>821484
fucking kekd

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Glad no one posted this one, so I could contribute.

>>817445
NOT OK

>>803045
We used to teach my dog to say "I want some" he got pretty damn close. All the syllables at least.

>>815573
>parents have only been doing this since the internet started

Stay salty theres a family out there having fun with their kid

srry ur parents rejected you

>>801404
That's cute as hell.

>>828272
what breed of dog is this?

>>815592
Killed on impact.

>>821543
its a journalist

>>821987
Does this cat have down syndrome? I want all cats to have the downs now.

>>806380
Thanks for the feels.

>>821543
>closing your eyes while finger is on the trigger
this is why women can't be behind firepower

>>808692
>>808706
I have a hope that one day all the races will mix together and we can move past this stupid idea of racial purity.

>>817445

This is fine.

>>803122
belongs here,anon >>822181
>fucked up, imho

>>801715
all "small underdeveloped" (young) people/animals appear to "adult" (fully grown) people/animals. it's part of nature's survival instinct. it encourages the parents (and other elders in the family/group/herd) to care for them, and protect them, which helps the babies survive.

congrats on not being a naturally functional adult, anon.

>>832656
fuck, same anon.

i meant:
all "small underdeveloped" (young) people/animals appear CUTE to "adult" (fully grown) people/animals

>>832660
Doesn't matter, your post is still shit.