new videogames thread

>>1863967
game?

>>1863967
OMFG I loved Rollcage Stage II. That was a badass game. The obstacle/trick courses were hard as hell.

>>1863970
Rollcage. There is a similar game on steam in development called Grip.

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I miss resident evil 4.

>>1863964
is that Amaz_hs???

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>>1864057
How can you "miss it"? They've re-released it like 12 times and remastered it at least once.

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no sound because i cant get the audio and video tracks to sync up still

>>1864057
I really don't get why people say this, the game hasn't gone anyway, you can play it anytime you want. What you really mean is you miss the feeling of experiencing it for the first time, you miss the younger of yourself, you miss how times used to be.

>>1864675
>even ai ends up doing the pimp walk down slopes

>>1864875
you son of a bitch.

>>1864062
>speaking Mandarin
Since when did the Chink government allowed these kind of sexualization?

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Apparently the difficulty setting changes the colour of your skin.

>>1865247
Cartman says the slider affects nothing in one of the lines

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>>1865254
Except every aspect of your life apparently

>>1865271
shoo shoo nigger

>>1865271
What?

>>1865284

Cartman says something like "it doesn't affect combat stats, but it affects every other aspect of your life"

>>1865214
Don't the Taiwanese speak Mandarin?

>>1865292
More Jew propaganda infecting gaming.

>>1865344
and I thought the "everybody is equal" thing was the jew propaganda. hmmm, have to check /pol/ for an update I suppose

>>1863964
BEGONE THOTS

>>1865494
If he had fake eyelashes and breast implants he would look just like them. That is why he is not perturbed.

>>1865267
great clips m8! miss the old times :/

>>1865247

How is this not SJW shit?

>>1865534
That's exactly what South Park is. It is normie SJW indoctrination by two Jews.

>>1865534
how is it?

>>1864062
>>1863964
if you give up and just say: "fuck it" how far can you go with them? I'm genuinely curious... they should at least let you have the second base

>>1863964
What was the point of this? To show how determined the guy is, despite the fact that there's hot girls trying to distract him?

First of all, that shit is weaksauce. You'd need to grab my balls if you wanted to distract me.
Second, you're not actually distracting. You're just making me feel uncomfortable. I dont like it when anyone stares at me, hot chick or not
Third, what happens if he actually goes for them?

>>1865675
The nerd wrangler will castrate him and put him back in his cage to be euthanized at the nerd zoo.

>>1865534
Maybe you should take your pol glasses off and realize that this is just your average stereotyping

Its not
>niggers have a hard life
Its
>pussy ass white boy difficulty
>big hard black man

I thought you pol niggers liked this shit with all your hurrdurrr cuck cuck cuck posting

>>1865710
Maybe stop and realize that not everyone is out there to get you and comes from /pol/, you weirdo.

>>1865710
You shouldn't say this, anon, it's offensive. Use "National-Socialist Americans" instead.

>>1865710
take off your /gif/ cuck glasses

>>1865534
it's satire you sperg. it was used in the last game there's going to be plenty more in this one.

>>1865264
what is this song? i want to know wtf they are saying

>>1865722
https://youtu.be/sy1dYFGkPUE

>>1865704
how do you beat this

>>1865726
it always seems so obvious when you read the lyrics when your ears have no idea what to make of it

>>1864875
> I don't get why people say this
> explains why people say this
remain autistic

>>1865727
off the top of my head.
>any multi-hit move
>having any ground/rock/steel type pokemon so that you're unaffected by sandstorm
>using any move/ability that disables sandstorm
>using a status ailment moves like something that poisons

>>1863967

HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS GAME EXISTED AND I SPENT SO MANY HOURS PLAYING IT

>>1865516
>filename
;_;
W-Wargame is alright, I guess

>>1864875
>you miss the younger of yourself, you miss how times used to be.

;-;

>>1863964
I have no idea what game this is.

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>>1865727
It's a variant of FEAR, this guy >>1865764 gets it. It's a tar baby strat like Wubbofett. You can tell this is gen 5 from the animation and the stealth rocks. Ideally he should have started with sneaky pebbles to break sturdy, but a quake from tartar sauce would have ended him.

>>1865704
sturdy is such a bullshit ability.

>>1865779
>>1865264
>tfw your taste in music is just "that one radio station in Forza Horizon 3"
I didn't even know about the game until a few weeks ago.

>>1866468
>AHHHHH, HILF MIRRRR
>AHHHHH, HILF MIRRRR
>AHHHHH, HILF MIRRRR
>AHHHHH, HILF MIRRRR

Music to my ears

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Top moment in the whole game for me.

>>1865779
>not exclusively listening to eurobeat while playing racing games
doingitwrong.mpeg

>>1866482
Getting his 4th style made that whole Real Estate bullshit worth it.

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does anyone have sauce on these guys?

They sound comfy as fuck

>>1866671
delete this.

>>1865292
>Cartman says

People should have gotten the joke by now with just reading that.

>>1865534
shut the fuck up

>>1866671
Yup, still loved playing the game but I had to choose to score most defeats with aggression.

>>1866671
Point your gun around a corner in a shooter and constantly shoot and you'll get a kill too.

>>1865675
this gif is like calling fake couch agent as real life agency interview

look at all the fucking flashlight

>>1863964
what a champ

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shitty webm test

>>1865534

It depends on how you interpret it. You could also interpret it to be hardcore right wing propaganda. How? Well, you could say "The game is more difficult because the slider lowers your IQ". In other words you're just seeing what you want to see because you like being outraged, just like the SJWs.

>>1863973
>>1863970
The original dev updated rollcage to run on modern shit and added motion blur. The download is free. Google it.

>>1866803
>brain dead gameplay in x is okay because y has brain dead gameplay too

fucking retard

>>1864082

Holy shit. I don't know why, but that's impressive.

>>1865254
He says "Don't worry, it won't affect combat" apparently it does impact the amount of money you get and how npc's react to you

>>1866996
> I don't know why
The guy took out a pro player with 1 HP vs full HP?

>>1865375
The jew propaganda is that demographics are intrinsically equal and deserves to be treated equally but aren't.

The pol propaganda is that demographics are intrinsically inequal and deserves to be treated inequally but aren't.

The reality is that demographics are intrinsically inequal, deserve to be treated equally anyway, and aren't.

Ignoring scientific fact in the interest of feeling good and tribalistic infighting are both counterproductive to the advancement of the species and the generation of positive utility. But so are organized agendas to commit genocide via violence or strategic breeding, so, pick your poison, basically.

I will say it is a dangerous pitfall to conflate the financial elite with Jews. There is significant overlap but the interests, agendas and consequent actions are very different and need to be recognized as such. It's a two-front thing, and people who only see the one front wind up nationalist capitalists.

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>>1866996

So impressive, and during such a high-pressure situation, that there was a book written about it. The backstory and the years of buildup to this match makes this a truly epic moment in esports history.

>>1865193
>Monthly top tip: Just_A_Fan $2 800
>Today's top tip: Just_A_Fan $200
Jesus, why would anyone waste so much money on a stream?

>>1866984
I'm fairly certain that he was sarcastic.

I haven't played any arkham games in long while but.
It might look like that the guy in the webm is winning, but all he does is just mashing the counter button which doesn't do any damage (or at least so little damage that he will be there for hours).
They are also basic unarmed thugs he would be dead if they were armed with anything other than blunt weapons.
Keeping up a combo will give you more xp, so button mashing is a shit tactic anyway.

>>1867194
It's not just hot girls or big channels either. I guess some people are rich enough and just like the people.

Sometimes I've wondered if some are fake donations by the streamer to convince others to donate as well.

>>1863967
Only racing game i ever liked. I even had a RCC rollcage (unofficial) toy.

>>1864875
Captain obvious saves the day.

>>1865344
Or the same sense of humor that South Park has always had.

>>1865344
while I agree that the jews are infecting everything including gaming, South Park have always ridiculed everyone, left or right.

>>1865710
and I thought the other guy was gonna be the threads biggerst sperg

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>>1867332
>biggerst
I fucked up

>>1866825
I think I get it...

>>1863964
Why won't the ugly sluts just leave him alone?

>>1867194
>>1867236
I think it's the modern version of the king giving a gold coin to a tavern wrench.

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>>1868124
why is this a feels thread now

>>1865193
Nasser Al-Khelaifi fighting the UEFA

>>1865779
>Elliott plate
You drive like a gentleman

>>1866671
I mean yeah you can just do that but you're going to miss out on 98% of combat not to mention those are all basic enemy types. Later in the game there are situations where doing the above doesn't work.

>>1866803
In what game would that work?

>>1863964
>>1864062
Somebody explain why this is happening. Also, post more stuff like this.

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>>1868904

>>1865197
Fuuuck I remember when this came out. We watched it on every lan.

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>>1863967
and jump to now

>>1865174
that's a short film called "a gamer's day" if anyone was wondering

>>1864544
embarrassing

>>1865193
i wish someone would give me 2800 dollars for playing video games

>>1868904
>>1868906
now that's autism

>>1863964
fukin sluts

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Here a cool Let's play

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>>1865534
They are obviously making fun of SJW here.

>>1867194
It's a money laundering scheme

>>1864544
Holy shit I'm guessing this is the video everyone's losing their shit over.

It really is amazing how separated games press is from "gamers," as much as I hate that title.

>>1869188
Life was such a good show it deserved a longer run :(

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>>1869214

>>1869166
please god let this be real

>hornet school

>>1869072

Used to watch a WoW streamer girl. She was using it to pay for rent and college since she was broke as shit. Well this dude gave her so much money literally thousands a month more than enough to afford everything. Well she eventually wet herself at his donations and asked her out in the chat. They met and pretty much stopped streaming, it was some rich as fuck indian guy who live in cali. Got her preg and dumped her ass.

>>1869228
Now he pays out the ass in child support if this story is true.

>>1869218
I'm all out of rage, i don't know what to do.

>>1869237

Flew back to live in india, i'm sure he pays fuck all.

>>1866922
lmao

>>1869218
Couldn't they talk to one fucking person who has ever used a computer?

>>1869378
You'll have a stroke watching cyber cis then.

>>1867227
Yeah, but the combat in Arkham was retarded. It had the same 'lock on' melee combat shadow of mordor had. If you were remotely intelligent, you could live forever by just chaining counters and attacks. Combat was more monotonous than fun in both games.

>>1868671
>sonyggers think this is highspeed
you cucks are fucking pathetic just because its exclusive. post a real ag game cuck

>>1868672
>you will never experience this for the first time without the expectation of finding something as spooky as this
I envy the people who make these discoveries without using guides or any other help.

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>>1869378

>>1867341
This was a good .webm, thanks

>>1864544
please tell me the journalist was a woman.

>>1869620
No, it was some mischling dude

he tried to argue that games should stop being about skill in his review

>>1869444
it happens completely at random and was only for a short time, literally requires no effort. and yeah it was spooky.

>>1865516
what game?

>>1868672

Please tell me the game

>>1868353
no its really not.

>>1869634
Elite dangerous and it flopped hard.

>>1868672
what game?

>>1864544
>jumping up from the ground doesnt work the 1st time
>LET ME TRY IT 15 MORE TIMES!
this is why game journalism is so fucking useless

>>1864662
don't bother, you're a shotgun fag
kill yourself

>>1865274
anyone happen to know what song this is

>>1865175
>>1865176
>>1865177
>>1865179
>>1865181
>>1865187
fucking dope, havent seen this is ages

>>1866803
the spartans would have tossed you off the cliffs at birth

>>1866468
What the fuck did you do, bolshevik?

>>1869730

https://youtu.be/MP2lupwyMuI

>>1869167
Oh laddergoat

>>1865830
>>1869633
World In Conflict: Soviet Assault

>>1870221
Hah

>>1869188
>I'm thirty years old, I live with my mother, AND...I have a Captain Kirk costume in my closet.

Every fucking time.

>>1870243
>Cuphead reviewer try to play Prince of Persia

>>1869188
>>1870243
Would it really hurt ratings if it went more like
"Hey, Joe, you play games right? Can you get to this part in this game?"
"Yeah, shouldn't be too bad. I'll give it a shot."

>>1869641
Elite: Dangerous and its not worth playing

>>1863967
I loved this game so fucking much when I was a kid

>>1866922
Dubs of truth

>>1864544
Poligon?

>>1863964

What is he playing?

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BASED CAPCOM

>>1869200
honestly my 5 year old is better at games than this journalist. this is unreal how stupid this person must be.

>>1863964

He sacrificed his life and his honor for his native land.

He was a true hero.

He was a true patriot.

>>1866803
>>1866671
For the curious, doing that in Batman will never actually kill anyone. You can mash it all day it doesn't actually finish enemies, its purpose is to help you preserve combos and avoid damage.

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>>1870478

>>1864057
>Couldn't even run while shooting
>Enemies were purposefully made to stop running when they reached you to compensate

This game was a piece of shit man why does anybody like it.

>>1864057

Does Romania have a lot of paper bags and chainsaws laying about?

>>1864082

Fucking classic.

>>1870498
>>1864082
>>1866996
Fun fact for this : The guy next to him seem to just smash his buttons. He was actually just trying to disrupt the concentration of the other guy who needed perfect accuracy on all of his blocks.

>>1869639
>80/100 on Metacritic
>2.75 million copies sold.

Define flopped hard.

>>1865727

It's shit like this that I start with Spiritomb w/ Fire Orb and moves like Trick, Substitute, Infestation and Destiny Bond.

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>>1870493

>>1864057
I don't get why anyone was ever afraid of Salvador honestly, even on hard.

>>1863967
thanks, I just had a nostalgiagasm

>>1870493
sauce?

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>>1865505
He doesn't even look feminine. Just because he is not a bald space marine.

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>>1870467
>doing that in Batman will never actually kill anyone
Well, Batman never kills people.

Usually.

>>1863965
>being this assblasted

>>1868992

If only wipeout was like this and not crazy tiny tracks with crazy tight corners.

>>1870496

It thought it was supposed to be Spain.

>>1870467
>>1870589

In the arkham games there's tons of ways you can leave knocked out guys to get killed by falling off a building, or into molten steel eve run over by the batmobile.

>>1865534
>ingame people says it increases the difficulty
>in reality, it doesn't

I dunno how people missed the joke

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>>1868124

>tfw so many videogame franchises and devs were killed off that you can never remember them all

>>1870523

Mommy i want motherfucking milky

>>1870324
You underestimate how much writers dont give a shit.

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>>1868124

some things don't change

>>1867341
>it's treason, then

>>1868904
>>1868906
Why do they always look at the ground when they're running?

>>1868124
cynicism is so fucking gay and pedantic

>>1864064
That's some fucking out of place music

>>1870506
It's a genuinely terrible game

But it looks and sounds nice so morons love it.

>>1868672
It sure is loud in space

>>1870773
Fallout 1 got me holy shit!

>>1870501
actually, in 3rd Strike, if you mash buttons during multi-hit supers, you get more hits/damage in.

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Hate this game. You will lag no matter how gud your rig is

>>1866496
it's not as good as his new ones though

>>1870773
anyone know the name of the song?

>>1869193
These are a throwback.

>>1869056
Nobody was

>>1870523
>fuck off woman I'm trying to study biology.

>>1863964
so this is the power of a wizard.

>>1871130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM
You're welcome

>>1868906
>>1870781
they're RPing themselves

>>1870405
looks like Odin Sphere

>>1870781
Looking at the ground means less stuff on screen, which means they'll get a higher framerate

Which then of course means they can beat levels faster

>>1870267
>strongfemaleprotagonists.webm
Naughty Dog has become such a fucking joke.

>>1869183
requesting the one with the guy that walks through the chairs

>>1869622
It was not at random, specific things triggered it that were somewhat intuitive.

Don't talk out of your ass.

>>1870895
>>1869639
>>1870360
>>1869622

Are you 12 years old? Is that why you're so fucking stupid?

>>1865516
the best we can hope for is a Company of Heroes - Cold War edition

>>1866825
I someday hope I can play at ultra without being at an disadvantage

>>1868669
What went wrong?

>>1870781
the "I cant see them means they can't see me" applies to many shitty fps games

>>1871444
as much as I loved this game, it gets really shitty once you figure out all the gibs against the alien and how its AI works

>>1871359
elite dangerous is a great game
dont believe the haters
stay woke

>>1866468
that fucking spot every single time

>>1871331
Here
>>1870221

>>1866465
there are worse things in life, there was someone working at ea for years putting songs in games just for me

>>1871359
Fanboys at it again

>>1865670
Doubt very far, and might even start screaming rape upon first touch considering how hollow their horniness is.

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seeing as we're posting cs

>>1869308
I have my doubts.

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>>1871692

>>1870238
This guy lol

>>1871692
That awp shot on the grenade was pretty cool.

>>1869620
>being this insecure

>>1871285
this, this is beautiful.

>>1871426
company of heroes is fucking shite compared to WiC

>>1865211
that game was such a disappointment after the first one

>>1868672

Nice but takes 40 hours to get a ship and cash reserves, being able to find the alien ship is a 10-50 hour grind.

>>1866490
>not playing a playlist of ridge racer songs

what are you even doing?

>>1865174
Thats sabaton lol

>>1865197
movie name?

>>1865219
>>1865267
>>1865197

movie name?

>>1871520
isnt that most horror games that dont use jumpscares as a core trope.

>>1864675
When's your game coming out, anon?

>>1864672
;_;

>>1863964
This would have been interesting if one of them started sucking his dick

>>1864082
Unfortunately for Daigo. Justin still won the match

>>1870221
fucken lol'd

>>1869113
Do you think a non-autistic person can play the same game, the exact same way, 8-14 hours a day, every day, for months on end?

>>1871310
>i hate women

>>1870523
These are always ruined for me because it's always something stupid. Like step-mom or mother in law. Not blood related mother

>>1871478
I'm surprised he's not dead yet

>>1870478
if the nips can't be arsed to reproduce to save their own species, how can we feel bad for them?

>>1872101
Not the guy you responded to, but it's not female protags I have a problem with---it's the unrealistic "KICKASS GURRRRL POWURRRR" shit pushed by every single major AAA dev and hollywood studio

>>1864672
Sauce plss

>>1865516
I worked on Soviet Assault. Was later laid off when Ubisoft took over.

>>1872110
You incels just hate women. There are a few sjw pandering studios like Gearbox, but you just see every time a female isn't a victim as a propaganda tool

>>1869620
>wanting women to be bad a vidya
>not lonely enough already

>>1869200
>"gamers," as much as I hate that title.
"People who play video games". You're welcome.

>>1871985

1st: overlucked 2
2nd: new colony 2
3rd: underground

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>>1872107

Japanese birth ratee have been stradily rising for almost a decade now.

>>1865534
>Most popular right wing cartoon of all time
>SJW
You know you've spent too much time on /pol/ when...
>bearmanpig.gif

>>1866671
Been a long time, but don't you have to build combos to get experience? Ain't making no combos that way. I mean, surviving the combat is always trivial, outside of boss fights - cuz yer fucking BATMAN - but ya gotta has style.

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>>1871526

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>>1871694
>>1871692
Well, if you want grainy Gldsrc Nostalgia...

>>1871974
Nope that's Rammstein

>>1870478
>>1870493
Code?

>>1872765
Jesus christ this is amazing and triggering my nostalgia

>>1872897
Code?

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>>1867341

>>1865534
Because it is reality. But Southpark still acknowledges how crazy SJW's are.
How else do you think they get away with doing racist jokes and other offensive jokes all the fucking time. They are centrist at worst.

>>1872926
he thinks is a jav so hes asking for the jav code

>>1872930
This game needs Titan mode. That would salvage its shitty gunplay

>>1868672
>Sorry son, you just broke the NAP!

>>1872188
Not only the game is just a Lara Croft ripoff (unlike the other uncharted that have their certain own vibe) the whole game is about "us wymmenz must stick togethar :DDD" and pretty much the only support male protagonist is there to shit on him and make a contrast.
This particular game IS feminist propaganda.
Looks gorgeous, but other than that is a rather bland game. A shame, cause if not for the hideous character writing it would be a pretty decent game.

>>1871293
very funny comment

>>1872576

Must've missed how South Park is right wing. If anything Drawn Together is the most right wing cartoon of all time.

>>1872077
https://youtu.be/YnEWSO6NrQo
Looks like Daigo won to me

>>1872544
Better quality and Youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

>>1866039
Knights of valour ;p i thought i was pretty pro to see that

>>1871520
download the damn mods then

>>1873086
Lara Croft is an Indiana Jones ripoff. Indiana Jones is a jungle adventure comic ripoff. Adventure comics ripped off the conquistadors and crusaders.

>>1872765
amazing game

>>1873108
Wait. How many sheboons do i get to beat down in this?

>>1864062
Fucking aw.

A good high kick and its good

>>1863964
what is the song?

who's got the male fantasy one with wwe bernie

>>1871502
The need for yearly releases

>>1872075
Doesn't know what this video is about.

It is about committing yourself to something - satori level - and not straying away from your path because of a bunch of succubi trying to seduce you.

>>1868672
I thought for a second it was some Sinistar remaster.

>>1871733
Also available in Imperial Guardsmen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUW8sBaacQI

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>>1872104
No but I'm pretty sure his heart is after his partner decided to leave him, cuckolding in the wind.
Also his heart is probably literally choking with the amount of fat surrounding him.

>>1876698
>>1872104
He is down 90 something pounds now because of pre-surgery diet and post-surgery results.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eERPlIdPJtI

>>1863964
BITCH IM CLUTCHIN

>>1871974

>>1871505
that's not what this is about at all, see >>1871304