cute animal thread

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>>1852104

>>1852101
>it poops
>it pees everywhere
>it barks
>it breaks things
>girl hates it within a week
>never taken care of it anyway
>parents have to give it away

but at least they made a vlog out of it, earned some clicks

>>1853825
this

happens everytime my brother gets a new family pet. his wife never takes care, and he does. gets sick of it and just drives it somewhere

>>1853868
>just drives it somewhere
T_T

>>1852101
She's gonna be my wife

>>1854326
dafuq?

>>1854297
This is how you celebrity hopeful.
A+ to her and her manager.

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>>1853825
>>1853868
The fuck. I know this is very common, but still ...

When I was a kid I got two dogs and I was responsable for taking care of them, cleaning the backyard and all. It was good to teach me to be responsible. Both eventually died due to cancer. They were good doggos.

I really can't wrap my mind around the idea of discarding your pet.

>>1854356
What part of wife don't you understand?

>>1852101
why do people get shit tier dogs?
i mean, if you are going to gift a dog get a real one, a german shepherd, boxer, rottweiler, belgian malinois, etc, useful dogs.

>>1854419
>german shepherd, boxer, rottweiler, belgian malinois

Way shorter lifespan than "shit tier dogs"

>>1854419
not everyone wants or is able to own a large dog

personally i my first choice is a pug
ive done my research, i know they require a little extra work
but i want one god damnit
my dream pets would be the pug, a large dog preferably a lab or golden retriever, and a cat
id get them all young so they can grow up together but i hope the cat is an ass so he can bully the dogs and be their boss
it sounds fun to me

>>1853825
>girls hate it within a week
Why are virgins so easy to spot?

>>1854488
And they shit entire dogs worth of shit every day.
Not everyone wants or can deal with that.

>>1852138
They seem like the coolest pet ever but there has to be a catch. What's the downside to having a pet fox?

>>1854567
they are extremely needy and get depressed super easily.

they typically die earlier in captivity

>>1852101
How convenient that she's clinging to that toy while being recorded.

>>1852379
Better than my gf

>>1855435
they told her to close her eyes and make a wish.

>>1854297
hope she dies, and that the dogger has a nice long life

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Obligatory

>>1854363
Poppy's a parody of celebrity as a concept, it'd be terrible if they were trying to make the actress portraying poppy into an actual celebrity.

Her songs are annoyingly catchy though.

>>1854567
Well, to my experience, I had a pet fox and a pet wolf. Both some how got along super well. The wolf was brought to me by a friend who went hunting and the little pup wouldn't stop following my friend and nibbling his pants. The fox however, was found stuck, as a pup to, in my backward. Its mother didn't come back. The wolf would be later named D-Dog. And the fox would be later named Hyojin (girlfriend thought it would be "cute"). The fox was more needy as the other guy mentioned. HUGE lust for attention. And we sadly had to put the fox down because as we all know, these animals will always have their wild side. He had all his rabies shots and everything. But he just went crazy one day and we had to put him down. The wolf died with old age and died a happy and peaceful life.

JUST REMEMBER THAT IF YOU DO DECIDE TO GET A FOX, MAKE SURE IT IS CURED FOR RABIES.

>>1855623
Did people in ye olden times think that the higher apes were weird humans or did they know they were animals.

>>1855640
the locals are basically still on the same level and are cannibals anyways so I don't think it matters to them and as far as white people go I remember reports from alexander the great in india saying that they fought strange hairy people jumping in the trees

>>1855632
the fuck? why wouldn't you let the fox back into the wild you fucking retarded savage?

>as we all know, these animals will always have their wild side
>chooses to have this animal as a pet

you should be the one being putted down desu

>>1854567
3rdiung super needy, and they smell. get used to it.

>>1855640
The word "orangutan" DOES in fact mean "person of the forest" in Malay.

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>>1855610

Is anyone gonna point out how stupid this guy >>1855843 is?

He actually thinks the fox would survive if let go into the wild after being raised in a domestic environment.

>>1855843
You're missing the point. The real question is why anyone would keep a fox as a pet in the first place.

>>1854413
OI FUUK BLIMEY MATE, IZZAT A GODDAMN WALLABY? BLOODY COR MATE, GUVNAH ABBOS IN DA STICKS MATE EH?

>>1855600
THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS, YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>1854567
They require a lot of attention and space. You can get 'domesticated' foxes that have been bred for captivity, to be more like dogs, but they still require an entire little habitat of their own to function normally.

>>1854567
>>1856311
I literally didn't even get to finish my post before 4chan decided I was done. Anyway, they still require an entire little habitat of their own to function normally. Living in a normally furnished house will not be enough. Also, if they ever bite anyone, I'm told they have to be euthanized, no matter what. I seriously looked into getting a pet fox a few years ago, and these were the two biggest reasons I decided not to. They're also expensive as fuck, I think the Serbian-bred ones were $6,000+. It's been a few years, so I could be wrong or have forgotten some things.

>>1855470
kek

>>1855978
That was hardly funny even when it was new.

>>1856343
Go back to your jungle book thread.

>>1854297
>>1855506
she just needs to stop making videos where she talks and tries explaining the simplest of things like she is a 12 year old autist.

>>1855985
>Oh, I'm not like The Flash, at all.
>Some would say I'm the Reverse.

>>1856507
>2 brainy 4 me

idiot

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be sure to turn on the sound

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>>1854496
>but i hope the cat is an ass so he can bully the dogs and be their boss
I wonder if that's why 4chan likes cats

>>1852178
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

>>1854567
Domestication is not complete.

Fully domesticated foxes only exist in Russia, where some kind of research program has been going on for decades (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Domesticated_Red_Fox )

Everywhere else, the foxes aren't really fit for that and get both unhappy and unhealthy pretty fast.

>>1855593
>yfw you'lle never look as happy as this reptile

>>1855640
Quite the contrary.

People thought that black people were apes.

>>1857366
>DAWWWW THATS SO CUTTEE!
When your cat gets really old, its first thing to go is its back legs exactly like that. Its not so much cute as the cat cant walk or sit up.

>>1857363
Wow, what a dick.

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>>1854413
Quokka: The happiest looking little motherfuckers in the wild.

>>1857421
If you're gonna troll at least be good at it. That cat is clearly doped up. Probably the after effects of anesthesia at the vets.

>>1855618
these smell like shit.

>>1855600
>:06
>FUUUCK YESSSSS

>>1855594
How can I achieve the level of happiness of this dog

>>1853825
stop looking at people as if they're as disgusting and miserable as you

>>1857353
Too sweet.

>>1855952

Foxes are extremely cute and beautiful and I would love to have one. That said, being wild animals they probably can't be happy/healthy in a human environment. Best thing to do is to leave them in the wild.
--> talking about regular foxes, russian super-foxes excluded, don't know enough about those

>>1853825
That's a very "half-empty" view you have there, anon.

>>1855640
An account written by Carthaginian explorers who are believed to have sailed as far as the Ivory Coast and possibly further wrote an account where they caught what is believed to be a greater ape which was possibly a Gorilla. The translated account seems to talk as if they believed they were some sort of Human, this was in a time where myths articulated the unknown so it is likely their perception of it came through the medium of myths and stories about far off lands and peculiar and savage humans that dwell there.

>>1857763
Not domesticated ones. They are bathed in soap.

>>1857421

That cat has no balls left, takes some time to adjust.

>>1855978
very original.

>>1857353
is this attack on titan

>>1858430
as original as cancer

>>1855435
>>1855485
perma neet vergin BTFO

>>1855609
anyone have the version with the lisa soundtrack?

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>>1858470

>>1854413
this fucking thing just looks Australian

>>1858517
well it is a marsupial

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because the doggo thread 404ed

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[[audio]]

>>1859335
Yup. That's your classic "dog discussion" right there.

>>1855600
>AWWW YEAH TAX RETURN

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>>1852101

>>1854413
cracka ass som bitch

>>1859330
>not "guess who took your Prozac"

>>1855593
What a cute little walking penis.

>>1855594
I make it a point to watch this at least a few times a week

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>hahaha stupid land animals, i'm king of this river

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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>>1857366
that cat is prolly ded

>>1855952
sure, because killing the animal instead of actually giving it a chance to survive in the environment it's supposed to live in is a lot more "logic", isn't it retard? do you even know for how long did that fox live in a house? how well can that fox adapt to the environment once it gets released? how hostile is that environment? talk about stupid

>>1856056
that's exactly my point

>>1855632
>pet wolf
Is it true what they say about them being dangerous for everything that is not the owner?
I heard there's always a risk for them to snap, even in half-breeds.

>>1859873
I got a wolf trainer up the road from where I live. he has three. Only one of them is domesticated enough to go for walks on a leash at the moment. She's really friendly, but yes, she's under direct supervision. My aunt had a half wolf and she was really good with everyone.

I think it's a matter of how much interaction they get.

>>1859844
That's some potent acid.

>>1859821
Cute birb

>>1852101
CUTE HUMAN!

>>1860742
>>1854326
>>1860711
Hmmm, just some 12-14 years to go, depending on how old the video is.

>>1857410
Oh look at this witty reply. It's almost as though this joke had never been made before. At least not on this site, that is.

>>1856255
I'm 24 yo and still have no fuckin idea how it works.

>>1855593
JUDAISM

>>1859824
hory sheet

>>1855470
I love this.

>>1855630
They are basically stupid humans.
Not as stupid as the menchildren on pol, but still.

>>1855600
Checked
Add soundtrack and ur set.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM&list=RD4AKbUm8GrbM&t=42

>>1855978
Go back to /pol/, you CHILD.

>>1858433
Instandly had the soundtrack in my head. Goddamnit.

>>1859843

Damn it Lewis what the hell happened to your ability to feel fear? Or recognise bad ideas?

>>1855468

who would be this disgusting and put his dog into a freaking tiny cage where it can't do anything but gain pathologic behavioural patterns?

>>1855600
Come on... come on! – Yes... YEEEESSSS – I FUCKIN LOVE MATHEMATICS

>>1860772
it is a calculator for ancient cunts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abacus

>>1857796
you literally cant
humans cannot physically reach the level of blissful ignorance and lack of self awareness required

>>1855610
sonic the fat lazy cuntrag

>>1858170
is this a slav?
is it giving the bird vodka?

>>1859816
was it rape?

>>1859824
nothing is more alpha than hunting and eating other apex predators

>>1859844
i love how alarmed the other birb looks

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>>1859846

>>1861473
such a stupid post
does not deserve an answer

however
>>1858170
Rainbow lorikeet, Australian

>>1861537
>stupid post
but why

>>1855919
Thanks, I needed that

>>1861466
thanks that made me kek

>>1854497
best combo of cats

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>>1855435

>>1855594
what breed is this?

>>1859452
this cat is so classy

>>1855593
ayy lmao

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>>1859821
how is this bird called? they can look pretty intimidating

>>1859844
Berlin Hipsters on mdma

>>1852379
>SweatingMan.jpeg

>>1854801
H-He's fast!

>>1855617
COME AT ME, BRO

>>1857355
Nooooooooo! ;_;

>>1859821
most realistic muppet ever, or most muppet like bird ever, YOU DECIDE!

>>1861644
Shoebill

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>>1855610
>>1861466

This made me laugh so hard I had to screenshot it.

>>1854497
Is that a Lynx, Cheetah and Panther all hanging out together?

Holy fuck that's awesome.

>>1859856
Fucking idiot, people don't put animals down if they can just release it into the wild safely.

The guy also specifically mentioned "Make sure your animal is cured for rabies" implying it got rabies which there is no cure for. And once an animal like that is raised in captivity it often can't survive in the wild because many of those species need to be taught how from an early age.

>>1861690
what the fuck is that quality.
how do you even make a screenshot like this?

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>>1861730
Can only post .gifs or webms on /gif/.

Made the screenshot a .gif

>>1857478
I agree, though
"watches him fall"
I lol'd

>>1859815
CUTE

>>1861725
>And we sadly had to put the fox down because as we all know, these animals will always have their wild side. He had all his rabies shots and everything. But he just went crazy one day and we had to put him down.
where does it imply the fox had rabies, you fucking retarded piece of shit? because that just reads like "well the fox had all its shots and all but it bite my wife's son one day and we obviously had to put him down, so sad but what you gonna do, wild animals gonna wild"

>JUST REMEMBER THAT IF YOU DO DECIDE TO GET A FOX, MAKE SURE IT IS CURED FOR RABIES.
this is just some advice the guy gave, for retards interested in having a pet fox

>>1861725
>Fucking idiot, people don't put animals down if they can just release it into the wild safely.
and this is a HUGE assumption you're making, people sacrifice animals for idiotic reasons all the time

hell you can even take the animal to some kind of refuge where other people can take care of it if you are sure it won't survive in the wild, euthanasia is not "humane" at all if the thing is not suffering, it's just another stupid fucking way to be able to sleep at night "oh I did well, it was the right thing to do", fuck you

>>1859452
Anyone got a source on the song?

>>1856255
he's trying his best and that's all that matters

>>1861730
[Print Screen]

>>1861862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU

>>1858433
>people see tiny creatures climbing up bigger creatures and now think of AoT instead of Shadow of the Colossus
so the day has come

>>1861881
Cheers

>>1855467
>The fat one has the cats

Always gets me.

>>1861674

> most muppet like bird ever

That's the Potoo Bird

>>1859824
did that lion just kill that frog?

>>1854297
This video and her character is satire. Why are people getting mad at satire?

>>1862499
She's a south of the border shitskin. Carlos Mencia was satire too but everyone hated him anyway.

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>>1855597

>>1859831
There is a good story behind this. This dude saved that condor when it was a chick and cared for it when it had a broken leg. The bird kept coming back to him to visit after he was released into the wild.

>>1861435
Correction: I know what it is. I just don't know how or even why use it. I mean in a worst case I would choose a damn pencil.

>>1855985
Be brave pupper

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>>1852101

>>1862499
because that's satire doing it's job.

>>1862504
She's from Kentucky.

>>1857392
Hats make the difference.

>>1862482
poor horse never saw that shark comin

>>1857355
>mfw I have two ferrets and they're lazy fucks

>>1852104
It's so cute when the marbled cat rings the hitler cat's bell. Hitler cat pauses to watch the marbled cat receive its treat and realizes the game as changed; the bell doesn't matter, only the paw.

>>1854496
I have a pug brah and I can tell you, despite all the health problems they have, all the hygiene and special cares they need, they TOTALLY worth it. I've had him for 3 years now and my heart still melts every time I see the little bastard.

>>1863332
So this is how they farm kitsune udon.

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Bird no like petting

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>>1863384
Nevermind, is good

>>1863314
>guild navigator.webm

>>1854801
This is the absolute best version of this video.

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>>1863447

>>1861717
Lynx, Jaguar & Panther.

Panthers are just black Jaguars really

>>1863459
there's something missing here...

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>>1863459
>>1863522
.. oh yeah, right.

Fixed it!

>>1857357
That soulless bint had her cats claws removed, bet she's kept it indoors indoors it's entire miserable, unfulfilled life too.

>>1863504
Dude, that's one massive fucking beaver.

>>1852379
>not naming it "Xhamtser"

>>1863654
>When you're too high to even grab the chip packet properly.

thank god for this thread, or i would've killed myself by now lmao

>>1863314
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>>1863314
haha just like Augustus Gloop

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>>1863320
>>1863327
I love bats.

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>>1863781
It's real!

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>>1855600
>that'll be 20$ + 10$ tip sir

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>>1863314
Why would anyone make a webm of a looping gif?

>>1863525
would be better without the scratch, just stop the music

>>1863528
wut? you know you can cut the tip of their claws without entirely removing them right?

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>>1863832
nah, if the original webm had audio that could set in at that point , it might work.
But that way the audio just cuts off too abruptly, like it had been muted. See for yourself.

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BEHOLD! The power of the harp seal pup!
Brace yourselves for cuteness overload,

>>1863823
has anyone ever answered how the right end of the stick pass through?

>>1863922
when it hit the poll, the dogs head was moved further to the right, allowing the stick enough room to pass. That angle obscures the end of the stick, making it look a bit shorter.

>>1863823
Look at the bottom right of this gif, the stick fucking phases through the fence

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

>>1863311
>DEAD END
Yup.

>>1863904
0:07 That reminds me of my morning routine: I usually scream into my pillow right after waking up. Not because I had a bad dream but just to get it over with.

>>1864009
Are you a woman?

>>1863957
it's just breaking. in the last few frames you can clearly see the right side is shorter, in fact as short as the distance to the post was where it broke.

>>1854567
Foxes are like dogs on fast forward.

>>1863304
How the hell is that dropbear not mauling her?

>>1864009
Rincewind, is that you? – Long time no see, old friend!

>>1857355
I'm confused by this. Are Ferrets predator to hamsters?

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>>1864103
She must have put vegemite behind her ears.

>>1860754
It's not a joke
Several centuries ago, scholars considered Africans to be animals, less than human

>>1864338
And yet those same scholars did not presume apes to be human.
So in other words: The statement was worthless no matter what. Another worthless repetition of an age-old 4chan witticism.

>>1864205
Yeah. The natural diet of ferrets consists of small rodents.

>>1863610
Its more like a big ass guinea pig, but yeah.

>>1852101
>>1852101
I hope some day i can make my kid that happy

>>1863386
>parrot
thats a cockatiel you lil shet

>>1857355
That ferret at the end

>>1859834
>that filename
aw jeezus

>>1857357
JUDEN

>>1863883
Seems like a valid point. I felt bothered by the scratch as well, but it does indeed feel "empty" without it.

>>1861717
>>1863515
that's a caracal not a lynx

>>1859330
That's one retarded hippo.

>>1859452
Life is shit, so I sit back and enjoy it.

>>1859857
Is this Ed?

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>>1863780

>>1854381
My father tried to get rid of our Chihuahua once.
He was going to work and decided to drop her off in a nearby neighborhood, and he then went to work.
An hour later, our dog some how managed to find my father at his job.

We ended keeping her until he peacefully passed away of old age.

>>1863822
jesus christ that thing is so cute. we dont have coons here at all in finland but man I always find them to be cute as hell.
>that hand rubbing
hnnnnnnng

>>1864720
nigger music ruins everything :(

>>1864722
Your old man is a piece of shit.

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>>1864720

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>>1864737

>>1860928
You probably lose that ability after your first time driving at 200mph in a convoy of around 10 other cars whilst also taking a sharp corner.

>>1864724
>we dont have coons here at all in finland
You wouldn't find them so cute IF you had them....

>>1861481
getting hunted in adulthood is not being apex, salt water crocks apex, Nile crocks no

>>1864809
but it's so fucking cute dude. I've heard they can be vicious in the wild but they seem pretty intelligent.

>>1864724
>>1864809
>>1864935
wait a minute...

>>1855630
that reaction is priceless

>>1861495
My feelings exactly

>>1864429
>ferret
>polecat
>cat
>eating rodents
Makes sense.

>>1864935
don't you have some trash to eat, coon?

>>1864935
Some people have them as pets. They aren't as docile as a cat or dog but they aren't that bad. Wild ones are more often skittish around people unless they have rabies.

>>1861731
genius

>>1863883
yes, perfect

>>1852101
actually the little girl is more cute than the puppy

>>1866021
You need to keep those cunny thoughts to yourself. You start talking about them here then you accidentally say them irl. Next you are being hauled off to a work camp in siberia.

>>1859855
>best day EVER!

>>1866027
I mean cute about having one.
Fuck that tho

>>1857355
Someone add the warp pipe sound to this

>>1853825
Did you even have a dog as a child? Animals are great for building social skills and responsibility. That is probably the only good thing my mother did for me as a child, other than teaching me to read.

>>1855467
They should have made the puppies a week younger or so, the kitties are obviously of playing age but they are so much weaker- which doesn't bade well for good first impressions

>>1855985
o no, is puppy go to the vet?

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>>1863301
Awww I miss my dogs. I hate being in college.

>>1864530
nice to see somebody posting this

>>1863616
kek!

>>1866069
you won't get out of this one so easily.