Post your best Webm food

>>1834118
um excuse me but what is that exactly?

>>1834134
What in the fuck

I would never eat that and I love rare. I order my steaks blue every now and then, mostly med rare, but fuck me on a Popsicle stick I would never put that in my mouth.

>>1834293
Also, the way he really presses down on the burger upsets me greatly. Use the blade of the knife to gently glide through the bun, toppings and burger. Just fucking fuck

>>1834134
>>1834118
For the love of god, can we get actual food porn up in here?

>>1834124
heart attack, diabeetus, and kidney stones deluxe

I post one /ck/ thread and now we have 3 food threads.

>>1834331
Eh, probably gonna vomit that shit out, before the first "bite" is down.

>>1834118
RIP in peace anus

>>1834374
might as well throw some pineapple on that bitch too
fuck it

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>>1834118
I like where this thread is going op.

>>1834524
Holy shit, what is it made out of?

>>1834533
russian bread

>>1834124
"Doritos preparados".
Shit is not supposed to be a proper food but a snack to fill you up.
That is $2 tops.

>>1835099
There is such a thing as non-disgusting shit food though.

>>1835108
People buy it because its a shit ton of cheap spices to fill themselves, not because its good for them.

>>1835111
But this isn't about it being good for you. It's about being fucking disgusting. To look at, to handle and to eat. It looks fucking pre-vomited.

>>1834533
corn starch probably, I know deserts made with it that have the same flexibility.

>>1834296
I'm with you. Love rare steak, but holy shit ground beef? No fucking way. Burgers should be cooked.
And yeah, how dare he squash it with his disgusting big hands.

>>1835099
What a disgusting food from a disgusting race.

>>1834118
it just keeps on going

>>1835290
knife is blunt af too

>>1834118
What the shit is that

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Fair warning, this is treading the line for a blue board...

>>1835318
y u do dis

>>1835319
do eggs really look like this in america?

>>1835329
Read the fucking thread you idiot.

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>>1835345
Sweet jesus, no, they shouldn't. It's amazing and horrifying what isolation will let a human accomplish.

>>1835345
Are you from the UK by any chance?

>>1835338
Those cheese fries at the end was just too much

>>1835352
nz, i was horrified by the bright orange cheese on my first visit to america but i dont remember the eggs being quite so horrible

>>1835347
this is good

>>1835354
why don't they clean the fish? they cook it with the shit and guts in it?

>>1835359
The reason I asked is because I'm from England, but now live in Canada. I had no idea about North American eggs. Back in the UK we are happy to keep our eggs in room temperature, usually in a ceramic dish on the counter top, but here you have to keep them in the fridge. Turns out that the US consumer culture means they wash the eggs in a soapy solution to make them appealing to consumers, but this compromises the egg's shell which leaves it far more susceptible to salmonella.
So yeah, in North America eggs must be refrigerated.
Anyway, there's a little fact for you. Is it habit in NZ and Australia to keep eggs in the fridge or at room temp?

Okay, fuck you guys, I'm fucking done, this is beyond disgusting. It started out morbidly fascinating, but I've reached my breaking point

>>1835359
By the way, eggs are fine here other than the cleaning them thing. That old guy just had a very small, very bad quality one.

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>>1835331
>>1835342
>>1835347

L-lewd...

>>1835365
Sure, it's too small (especially when it's been cooked) to be bothered by the organs.
I used to eat shit loads of sprats and whiting in the pub in summer. Whole baskets of fried fish, delicious.

>>1835365
Little fish like that, sadrine, anchovies, smelt and the like, you can cook with everything in them, even bones. There's nothing big enough to matter, and most of it "cooks out", so to speak, so it's not even a big texture difference. It's not like, say, eating a bass with the guts inside.

>>1835366
jesus christ, how horrifying
penty of people in nz keep their eggs in the fridge, but they are perfectly fine just in the larder
to be honest i was referring more to the sad looking transparent yolk than the shell
it looks like the most diseased battery hen laid that abomination, even the shittiest cheapest battery eggs that you get here dont look quite that horrible

>>1835355
>>1835372
...same chopping board, are they married by any chance?

>>1835377
Yeah that guy had a very shitty egg, not usual.

Generally US and Canadian eggs are perfectly good, at least on par with UK eggs in my experience. Apart from the whole salmonella risk thing that is.

>>1834374
>hot watermelon
Is he asking for diarrhea?

>>1835014
*heavy breathing*

>>1835318
BITCH LEARN HOW TO USE A KNIFE!

>>1835419
That made me mad too.

>>1834118
fucking doritos, a noodle cup and 100 condiments. fucking murrica

>>1835537
That's actually mexico. Unlike us, they have no respect for food or their stomachs.

>>1835359
the cheese is that color in america because they use Annatto seeds when making the cheese

>>1834118
that looks like SHIT

>>1835014
this reeks of Austin

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Who wants chinese?

>>1835014
That's not just for one person, right?

>>1834125
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>>1834524
That is one easily entertainable man.

>>1834124
High impact violence diarrhea.

>>1835290
Yeah. Ground beef has a very high bacterial content. Someone's asking for a hospital visit.

>>1835317
Why is asian food so fucking nasty.

>>1835376
>>1835374
How youre enjoying that fish shit special sauce?

>>1835014
I'm so hungry fuck

>>1834324
Looked pretty good up until the pizza

>>1834118

The most infuriating thing about this is the effort put into the presentation, as if it's some high-end gourmet dish instead of a bunch of packaged, processed foods mashed together with a gallon of condiments. Third-world bullshit.

>>1835604
What are you, a pussy?

But seriously either it's a platter or it's just a promo.

>>1835382
Both from Ja/ck/ I'm pretty sure

>>1835651
I can't imagine eating it all, with the sides added on and all.

>>1835623
sushi prepared by jiro, nasty? tf are you talkign about?

>>1835345
Nah. Texan flavored burger boy reporting in.

>>1835318
What the fuck is she using? A steak knife?

>>1835338

Now that's a sandwich to share with your girlfriend. In bed. After torrid sex.

>>1835354

If it'll make you feel better, fish can't feel pain. Their brains don't have the capacity for it.

>>1835596
That's actually disgusting. You can tell they're from mainland China where that's the norm. Fucking yikes, if you're gonna eat Chinese go to an actual decent Chinese food establishment ok-ed by the federal sanitation governing body or whatever and not some under the table fast food place where there's roaches and shit running around while the chefs cook with snot covered hands
t. Chink

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>>1834374
Srsly, WTF is this shit?
Is he retarded?
Just asking tho

>>1835355

For the love of christ....where the hell is this from?

Is this what Mexican's consider to be food? To just chuck some chips, cheese and beef mince into a pan, throw another layer of cheese and bake it?

Wtf...also what the fuck is with beaners and adding what looks to be fruit juice to all their dry food shit?

I ask because I am Aussie and don't eat like a 3 year old.

>>1835756
we don't know what goes on 99% of the time in a human brain let alone a fish's

>>1834512
why did i laugh, what the hell

>>1835325
woah

>>1835319
Esteemed American cuisine.

>>1835350
>You pulled out right
>Yep

>>1835319
Grandpa did you spend your entire life eating poor people food? And not even well prepared poor people food.

>>1835809
Except yes we do.

>>1835790
>>For the love of christ....where the hell is this from?
Cooking with Ja/ck/ show on Jewtube

>>1835790
If you think Americans eat sloppy processed filth Mexico is 100 times worse.

>>1835736
most annoying part

>>1835783
>that dishwasher part
jesus fuck
im so fucking mad
particularly because the fucking toerags who work for me cant load the dishwasher

>>1834134
>disgusting waxy slice of provolone
> THICCest fucking tomato slice possible
>poorly cooked

It's not even aesthetically pleasing, let alone appetizing. So, what's the point.

>>1834374
>he doesn't eat the crust

>>1835014
>nice
>nice
>nice
>nice
>he wraps up the burger, AND THEN cuts it.

Why the FUCK do people think this shit is OKAY!?

>>1835319
careful nigger this webm is haunted

>>1835940
What's worse is when they wrap a burrito in tinfoil and do that. Then you spend quite a bit of time trying to pick the aluminum out of your food.

>>1835596
>>1835763
Am I missing something? It's just outside, they've got it on plastic sheets.

>>1835014
>>1835594
La Barbeque, haven't been yet but I hear its the best you can get without having to wait in line for 6 hours for Franklin's.

>>1835783
why does such evil exist in our world

>>1835756
>>1835809
Neuroscience fag here.

Fish do feel pain but they don't have the brain structures that let them feel *anguish* or *despair*. To put it simply, it doesn't make them sad.

Humans have spectacularly well developed parts of the brain to conceptualize misery, they are lesser in mammals, barely present in fish/reptiles, and not present in shellfish or insects. The structures that will make an animal avoid something because it's dangerous are simple--nociceptors are, in the scheme of things, very easy to make. Even a lobster will recoil from hot water. But there is a difference between recoiling and being sad about being hurt.

>>1835317
aaah i want to eat sashimi now, and it is an hour drive away!

>>1834324
Yes, YES! MORE!!!

>>1835933
don't forget the dull knife ruining the cross section.

>>1836110
so pain for them is more like our sense of touch, like, it's just something they feel?
Or is it still a negative experience? Like, if I pinch myself, I don't necessary feel any anguish or despair and it doesn't make me sad, but it still fucking hurts, right? Clearly the lobster's brain must have some negative connotation associated with the feeling of hot water, cause that's required for recoiling, right?

also, do you have some literature?

>>1835338
Jesus, this sandwich might be the one to kill me. I must have it. Sauce?

>>1835549
I can take it.

>>1834524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=IdDfF4hXfj4

>>1836110
Bad if it they don't feel "anguish" or "despair" can you still call it pain? Isn't it just feeling then?

>>1835790
>I am Aussie and don't eat like a 3 year old.
Your country's cuisine consists of bland foods and white bread with butter and sprinkles.

>>1835641
>t. I've never had caplin on the barbeque
<3" = No need to gut or bone.

>>1835648
Really? A corn husk looked good to you?

>>1834324
Someone has actually made this monstrosity
https://youtu.be/UvIkojfQDxA

>>1835342
I make cookies and cakes a lot but I never use a whisk because I fucking hate washing a whisk up.

>>1834118
Those are nacho doritos. Triggered.

>>1835318
I never knew garlic cutting could make me rage

>>1835313
>/alck/ general

>>1835790
>Thinks being aussie means he doesnt eat dog shit
>Fairy bread

>>1836969
I do love me some charcoal.

>>1836977
>taste amazin
He could lie better, I can clearly see he fights not to puke his breakfast back after that forkful of shite.

>>1836980
>People actually pay for this shit.

Dude.

The price of that f*ckin' desert would be a three course meal at any other joint.

>>1835117
>He doesn't get it.

>>1836996
>>1836980
Yes samefagging,

If I had that kinda dosh I'd literally pick it up with my hands and eat it like an apple.

>>1835318
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1835702
Nasty as fuck.

>>1834118
>That'll be twenny fouh dawllas, hun.

>>1837108
>plus tip

>>1835596
das un sanitzory

>>1834324
i've always wanted this with sound

Also does anybody have the south Park "it's in a mcdonalds that's inside a Taco Bell that's inside another taco bell" or whatever?

>>1835933
The worst part is how that mongoloid smashes the bread when they're cutting it, instead of just sawing through gently with a sharp knife.

>>1836980
I love everything about this. 10/10
The full presentation of the dish, the chef's mastery of the spoon, the lively background with customers talking (rare for an upscale place), the slightly smug way the chef says "have fun" and the sheepish automatic "thank you."

Need more.

>>1835338
I must know where to get this

>>1835596
I ate food from trash bins for 8 months. People throw so much healthy and good food without reason. Fucking people need to starve to know the value of food and resources.

>>1836186
I'd assume it's more like the reflexes we have to avoid pain. Like when you accidentally touch something that's too hot to be touched and you pull away by reflex. It's a survival instinct that helps you stay alive.

>>1835338
See, I think just the first 3 ingredients were enough. The rest is just too much.

>>1835621
The bacteria on meats, particularly beef, is on the outside. Thus, if you like a steak rare, just a quick, high-heat grill will kill off any bacteria.
But with ground beef, the same bacteria may find its way inside. So any burgers should be at least medium/medium-well.

>>1837343
so basically the fish just want to get away from the heat to survive and not because they're in agony?

>>1835790
That violates just about every cooking standard known.
First, why buy expensive chips if you're just going to soak and bake them?
Why buyuse canned foods if you're just going to dump and mix them?
The whole thing is a garbage mess.

>>1835377
Battery hen eggs usually are bright orange/fake colored since they are fed more beta-carotins. Naturally eggs don't look like candy.

>>1835355
>>1835790
This is what americans think is mexican food. As a mexican ... we consider this is shit too.

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>>1835014
>hitting the board with the knife
this makes me so fucking mad. i want to strangle every cancerous nigger who does this. WHAT THE FUCK?!

>>1834118
What the fuck is going on, christ

>>1835318
LOOK AT HOW CLOSE SHE CUTS TO HER FINGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1836047
Plastic sheets don't stop the bacteria from the floor reaching whatever food they're preparing.

>>1835014
>How to give yourself a heart attack.

>>1835319
That made me sad.

>>1835338
That looks fucking disgusting.

>>1835790
>Chiko rolls
>Fairy bread
>Pavlova
>Lamingtons
>Vegemite
>Meat and 3 veg
>Pies

It's not like our cuisine is anything special.

>>1836913
That bloke wreaks havoc on my tastebuds. Every episode makes me want to cook EVERYTHING.

>>1835313
Where's the Trailer Park Boys version?

>>1834118
It would have been fine if she just stopped at the parmasan. But all that extra sauce, jesus christ.

>>1834324
I want to cry.

>>1834374
I want to kill this person.

>>1835313
I don't get it, are those not two shots?

>>1835319

>cooking an egg in the microwave

vomiting-anime-girl.jpg

>>1835345
Wait, I'm confused. What exactly is the problem with the egg?

>>1837487
That seems debatable.

>>1836268
it feels like salt on a wound, but they're not mad at the person for doing it. They can't even comprehend that a person is doing it. But, it feels just like putting a skewer through your own eye.

>>1835596
I get this one, bacteria will cause stomach ulcers in no time. Plenty of people die from stomach ulcers in the places that make their food like this, but they consider it normal. Just like Amerifats think it's normal to die from heart attacks.

>>1834118
[ Mexican intensifies ]

>>1834374
What level of autsim is this.

>>1837587
Thats closer to 4 than 2. More like 3 and a half.

>>1837464
Do also considering putting chili powder in literally everything a great idea too? Because Mexican candy is some of the most autistic shit I've ever had the displeasure of trying. Not only does it taste like ass anyway, its slathered in a saddening collection of spices. Just overtly spicy, doesn't even contrast.

>>1837958
>Just like Amerifats think it's normal to die from heart-attacks

Your autism is showing

>>1835355
>olives

At least it's healthy.

>>1835756
>fish can't feel pain

I agree. This is why when I eat people I make sure they are quadriplegic.

>>1837000
this guy gets it

>>1837473
Keeping rhythm.

>>1835783
NOT THE CUPCAKES!!!!! FUCKK

>>1836955
Thanks for cooking your own egg, that'll be $25

>>1834118
this got less and less practical to eat as the video went on

>>1834374
>overlapping pepperoni

>>1837473
why did you have to point this out now im so fucking triggered

>>1835325
for what propose

>>1835623
pretty sure oysters and clams are common among coastal European communities.

>>1835356
would have made a better side not mashed up

>>1837587
No thats not four shots, that is married with four kids mid life crisis white woman shots. Totals to about half a pint in alcoholic.

>>1835338
shit like this just tastes like salt and grease. all the flavours are muddled and wasted.

>>1835354
>make it suffer as much and as long as possible and make a display piece out of it

you don't even need to see the chopsticks to know this is chink cooking.

>fish don't feel pain
unproven, but in any case the savage chink that thought this dish up didn't know one way or another. He/she just didn't give a shit about the animal and then tortured the thing until they thought it looked cute.

I've killed dozens if not hundreds of fish and filleted them, and this shit still makes me go "really? was that necessary?"

>>1836988
sage is a powerful herb and he fucked that bitch up with sage

>>1834524
as Mr. Osetek used to say: 'Small things mesmerize small minds'

>>1835359
not all our cheese is orange, mate

>>1835342
God the soundtrack gives me feelings of existential dread

>>1837491
Yes, we know you prefer lower fat options for your protein intake needs, like semen.

>>1838600
Noma is way, way, way more expensive than that.

>>1835318
fucking no

>>1835319
God bless you old man from the bottom of my heart, I can only imagine he has gone through rough times and doesn't know any better, I'll probably end up similar one day too, take care old man.

>>1838746
like $300 last i saw.

>>1836962
I'm missing something here, did something impressive happen? there was applause, and there was a lot of hushed whispering like we're being respectful in a golf tournament. Did anything actually impressive happen, or was there just a lot of pretense?

Also, I need one of those knives, what are they called and where do I get one?

>>1838767
This. It's like rationing but not the about to die of starvation kind just the really poor kind. I'm thinking childhood memory. So he might know better now but genuinely enjoy it. I've never seen the channel tho could just be retardation.

>>1834124
That is prison food. Except they are doing it wrong, and I have no idea what the fuck they are sprinkling on there...

>>1835670
What are you, a pussy?

>>1836927
what a story mark

>>1838803
It seems to just be called a soba knife, or you can search 麺切包丁 if you want moon websites.

I don't know if the presentation was supposed to be particularly impressive, but it was from some sort of spirit quest convention for chefs, so the atmosphere's understandably a bit up itself.

>>1838627
Orange bags

>>1835822
Why did I laugh at your post? What the fuck.

>>1837473
The no-gloves sausage is much worse. And makes no sense

>>1835359
"American" cheese isn't real cheese. I avoid that shit and stick to swiss and parm.

>>1838803
To explain what was going on a bit.
That was a noodle master. Like, you look at that guy and realize he's spent his whole life perfecting his talents to make noodles. No fucking Kung fu panda shit, a master in his field.

And the presentation from what I can gather is asking the audience what it is to cook. Kinda like a philosophical sense, "What is cooking" and all that shit.
And to this Master of Noodles, to him cooking is crafting to the best of his abilities to share it with others.

As a chef it has some profound inner meaning as to why it is we cook, to others it's just some mumbo jumbo bullshit that you really can't grasp wholly without having experienced a taste of that life.

Hah, taste, like food. Puns.

>>1835342
>HegreArt makes food

>>1835318
RINSING THE ALREADY CLEAN GARLIC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1839163
hearty kek

>>1838902
featureman on youtube. I think he has some kind of old man dementia starting to show.

>>1835372
NANI?

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>>1835748
your 400 lb gf

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>>1839349

>>1834374
>>chicago style

>>1834134
Absolute trash. Literally asking to get sick if you eat this

>>1839700
nigger pizza

>>1839692
This reminds me I've been here just that bit too long.
I want to sex this loaf.

>>1835844
this is the best he can do after grandma died :(

>>1835338
una pinche torta de jamón

>>1835372
i've always wondered how to make 'cooked vomit'

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>>1839975

>>1836986
sometimes you want a little carbon

>>1837444
and try to make a meringue, the fuckers won't whip up

>>1839425
>>1839975
Pls no
Even now that I am made of Jade old people still make me sad

>>1839700
underrated

>>1835623
>/pol jr.

>>1835783
>Wet Sleaves
fuckin triggered

>>1834118
What the fuck that is honestly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen in my life. You're fucking retarded if you think that would be a good dish to eat.

>>1836186
Fish have the parts for feeling pain, as do a lot of animals -- but since we're not fish ourselves, we can't really say whether they experience pain as we do. Pain is a complex physical and emotive state. Crustaceans are a lot more clear cut, as they simply experience nociception which is an ingrained aversion to stimuli associated with bodily harm and death.

>>1835783
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1839216
dude this is so fucking funny for some reason

>>1836955

I want my egg to taste like barn animals rutting in a field.

hay oil wut

>>1836966

Is the oil really neccessary?

>>1837431

I would add that if you were to make it yourself at home the bacteria wouldn't be such an issue and you would be able to have such rare meat if desired.

Assuming you know how to handle food properly to avoid contamination.

>>1835318
am i the only one that notices how actually unpleasant, not just incompetent, this kike is?

>>1840457
that's gotta be a pretty unpleasant job

>>1839349

kek

>>1837223
8/10

>>1840367
what the kek is that real?

>>1840487
imagine if the floor gets slippy

>>1835318
>using canned tommato sauce for home made spaghetti
>scraping a metal pot with a metal spoon
>using a steak knife for chopping
>those irregular cuts
>that poor cutting technique
>cutting garlic that way
>rinsing garlic
Why is she trying to teach? Who told her she should?

>>1837958
Good thing you were here to make this food thread about nationalism anon.
What would we do without you?

Seriously though. Why are so many non-Americans so fucking angry all the time? Are your lives that devoid of joy?

>>1840417
It's butter

>>1840496
A retard acting retarded? Never real.

>>1835347
T H I C C

>>1836980
he made a swastika, kek

>>1840518

This guy seems drunk.

>>1840422
lol no
that meat is fucking raw, don't eat raw ground beef

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>>1835822
>>1834512

>>1840487
It's pretty chill.

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>>1840127
My webm. Noice.

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>>1836980
>how to boost the price of a 10 $ dessert to 120$

>>1840454
why not just get spherical molds instead of cubical ones and save the hour of effort making a shitty round ice ball

>>1835338
Why are you showing me an M&S ad?

>>1835318
This bitch is spreading PLAGUE... Kill her before she releases more of her worst epidemics

>>1835319
Why Doesn't he DIE.... He is already living BONUS years

>>1835354
is the final dish supposed to represent a vision of fish hell?

>>1835330
In Japan FANCY BUTCHERS are called Authentic Chefs

>>1835338
HEART ATTACK Wraps

>>1835354
When you want to show your cooking SKILLS on cost of someone's APPETITE

>>1835372
Add Packaged SHIT...then more Packaged SHIT... Then another Packaged SHIT... then extra Packaged SHIT... 4 hours later... cooked SHIT

>>1834134
>>1834374

can we literally just nuke america already

what a fucking waste of space

>>1835596
Chinese M'fuckers is a disgusting Breed

>>1836980
Now finish by Licking the whole table like a DOG

>>1836980
The fuck is he doing? That's food, how are you supposed to eat it when he smeares it all over the table?

>>1835293
Probably made for the 10 Americans there who can't handle spicier foods than Bell Peppers.

>>1840715
There's some sort of plastic/glass that goes over the table.

>>1840619
Gives it that old timey feel from when ice was harvested from lakes and bartenders had to break it down by hand.

>>1840605
if you were right next to me and you said that, I would punch you right in your fucking mouth.

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>>1840801
So you would Smash my mouth? SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

>>1834524
A-are they going to fuck it?

>>1835318
Please tell me she's doing this on purpose

>>1837487
That's stupid ass mom science there

>>1837223
>the chef's mastery of the spoon
Dude, you learn that by 3 years old

>>1836218
did he do 200k views just for the feet at 2:01?

>>1835756
>If it'll make you feel better, have this total lie

>>1835756
If it makes you feel better, i used to be a fish and I didn't even feel it when i fertilized some random eggs and dropped dead from the salt to freshwater transition

>>1837621
The bright fucking yellow on it.

>>1840501
If you've ever seen the full video, you know it gets so much worse.

>>1840982
link?

as an Italian this thread amuses me

>>1836051
La Barbeque is pretty shit. You would be better off going to Micklethwait's if you didn't want to wait for Franklin BBQ

>>1840614
lost

>>1840982
Seconding for a link. It's been so long since I've seen it.

>>1835940
its ok because if you have something crispy it will just turn to shit, you can split your portion into 2 to share and when you open it, the meat juice will be in whatever container and not soaking the paper to the point were eating is just annoying because your finger food is a fucking mess and the moist ruined the bun

it's that simple

>>1834374
The watermelon and the eggplant emoji should be a big enough clue who this snack is intended for

>>1840802
it was a joke. I just knew somebody would make a shitty pun about ice. "its pretty chill hurr durr."

also hilarious webm lul

>>1834118
>how soggy would you like your doritoes sir?
b..but i dont want my doritoes soggy
>sir how soggy do you want them?
...bu...but...that's not how...

>>1840895
I thought this was going to be like counterfeit eggs

>>1840988
>>1840999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I

>>1839692
someone doesn't understand how baking works. if your cake wiggles like that it needs to cool down, cutting it will just lead to it drying out faster and inflating.

>>1840630
classic american cake. looks like a box coated in sugar, tastes like a box coated in sugar. only thing that american cakes can do is pretend to look like something that is actually digestible.

why cant you faggots import some god damn culture into the fucking forsaken shithole that the state have become. you niggers can't even bake cake let alone fry a steak

also this entire thread is pure garbage

>>1835350
WHY WOULD YOU PUT FLOWER ON IT THEN PUT BATTER ON?
IT'S JUST GOING TO FUCKING RUN OFF.

>>1841039
>fresh basil
>looks literally rotten

>>1840642
Soon to be the same case to you, faggot.

>>1841016
Nah it's cool.

>>1840818
YESSSSSSSS

>>1840630
what is this GAY SHIT?

>>1841057
yet our cardboard tastes better than anything you faggots pump out.

>>1841096
every food in europe is by any measure better quality than anything that comes out of the states, including your digusting cardboard shit cakes.

all that amerifats do is buy a mix for a butter creme and sugar coat it. then again i can understand, i wouldn't want an american in a kitchen anyway, so many dangerous foreign objects, it's safer to stick to the cake mix

>>1840962
I'm confused too, the yolk looks normal enough to me, what would you usually expect to see?

>>1841039
Thanks anon. After she took it down, I thought I would never see it again.

>>1841120
?

>>1835347
I came twice

>>1841074
Everybody does at a point - You fucking Degenerate

>>1840496
no, he claimed it was but he also said it was a deal between them to give the ice cream shop exposure. Look at the girl on the right too, she doesnt look "someone is holding us at gunpoint"

>>1837487
>Plastic sheets don't stop the bacteria from the floor reaching whatever food they're preparing.

what's next?

>Wearing shoes won't stop dirt from getting on your bare feet.

You could have said "Well maybe the plastic is dirty!". You could have said "Maybe they're cross contaminating!". You could have even just become a hardcore racist and have said "Filthy fuckin' gooks!". All of that would have been smarter than what you actually just said.

>>1840895
sauce , music?

>>1841027
>counterfeit eggs
u wot m8

>>1836980
>A sauce we made from flower petals

>>1835783
>Putting ketchup on a hotdog

>>1836980
>>1842046
I guess it's the same thing as those Parma Violet sweets. What I want to know is why it changes colour after he stirs it.

>>1840102
You are supposed to pull them back for a reason.

>>1842736
like nature's dick sleeve, the foreskin. Very important in hot bagel penetration.

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>>1841016
You didnt get my Smash mouth post? Feel bad man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4

>>1835014
You can SEE how tender that meat is when he cuts it.

>hhhnnnnngggg.webm

>>1835955
this post is so funny it made my gf cry

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>>1836980
so bored he stayed and played with food

can this be any more disgusting


"dont play with your food" thrown out the window

yeah not OK

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>>1834450
about that

>>1837990
There's a lot of mexicans that do not like it. Those kind of candies tend to be popular among prison folk.

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>>1844472

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If you're asking yourself, "is that mayonnaise?" then you are correct.

>>1844725
I love mayonnaise it's very good out here in cold Russia we are all lovers of mayonnaise here and can eat spoonfuls without any bread, its a very good snack.

>>1844729
>Russia
Well that explains everything. You're drunk.

>>1844729
you eat slices of pork fat too, not surprised really

>>1844725
that's enough

>>1844725
Might as well squirt the bag of mayo into your mouth. Everything else is getting in the way.

>>1840605
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>1840417
none of this is fucking necessary
just fry some fucking eggs and eat them

>>1841096
>>1841120

as someone from europe who has travelled around a bit and been to america i can safely say that american food is absolutely delicious and the only reason you would deny that is either your misplaced pride or you've never had any american food.

>>1840801

how autistic and insecure do you have to be to have that response to someone making a pun

>>1845609
this is my favourite newer copypasta.

>>1845609
needs more heh

>>1834524
I know people who wash their cars with bread like that, its cheaper than sponge and just as good

>>1846413

you cant be serious?

>>1844729
americans can't understand that mayonnaise have a very different taste here in the rest of the world

>>1846754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdDfF4hXfj4

>>1835350
the oil is not hot enough
triggered

>>1835355
mexifag here, I am triggered
Fuck you USA, you have gone too far.

>>1835342
sauce on music? Shazam gave me nothing

>>1840499
blood everywhere

>>1844725
Problem here was to little mayonnaise, he should have open the bag and just dumped the mayo on the pizza.