Open up, Darek
Now with new content out of the way, it's time for reposts yay
Enough for now, hope this thread doesn't die too soon but with /slav/ you never know
>>1822417
Appreciated
>>1822290
Every time I watch this video, I remember Russia fought 2 wars to keep these people in their country and wonder...why?
>>1822309
I like slav threads. I'll post some of my collection.
Translation for the Aмepикaнцы
>Man (Speaking French): Hi, my name is Jean-Paul, I am a millionaire. I want to marry you and take you away to Monaco.
>Girl: Fucking what?
>Narrator: Foreign language classes in Balashikha. If you ever want to leave Balashikha, learn a language.
>>1822290
*Dagestani wedding
>>1822268
beginning dump
>>1823837
>>1822295
reminds me of that one video with a brick
>>1823842
>>1822268
https://youtu.be/JqWwYxdjxS4
>>1823845
>>1823848
>>1823850
>>1823855
>>1823857
>>1822450
Thats an Austrian with Puntigamer beer
>>1822268
slav memes are best memes
>>1823897
Apologies, let me apologize to you with a kot
>>1824117
I died.
>>1823843
That brick video was horrid.
>>1823857
>yojin_spajin.webm
made me chuckle, it's jožin z bažin lmao
>>1824781
who is this semen demon?
>>1822505
What car is this?
>>1826333
BAЗ 2109
it's a neat little car, also cheap, can buy one for about 30-50k rubles these days= nothing
made this myself
>>1823850
Unexpected
>>1826893
>dat British licence plate tho...
>>1826893
I have a really hard time believing anyone that can drive is THAT stupid.
I don't think I want to live in this world anymore.
>>1823837
I still don't get this.
>>1826349
are those like cheap golf clones? kinda looks like it
>>1827340
>>1823837
>>1827376
>smiling in slav countries
maybe if you want to look like a literal retard
>>1825338
sorry I don't speak german slav
>>1827352
no, they are cheap porche(seriously porche had a hand in developing it in the 80s)
funny enough, iconic Toyota AE86 looks sort of like it
also sorry its 2108, not 9
9 is 5 door
8 is 3 door
>>1823857
>>1827527
My russian is not good enough for this.
Who or what is the "grushik" they talk about?
>>1827677
loader, porter
gist of the song:
studied economy - became loader
studied physics - became loader
studied being loader - became chief loader
didn't get into university - became wife of the loader
it was very true for a decade or two
>>1823699
Those eyes though
>>1827738
thx,
I imagine that it was ture mostly during the 90's, late 80's and early 00's?
bump
>>1827438
Can confirm, you can smile at home to your family or friends, or at party.
Why do Slavs exist at all? How come they survived?
>>1829308
they ate mushrooms and drank alcohol to toughen up before going into battle, good luck fighting that.
>>1829313
why they are so random and disorganized?
who let them into the EU and why?
>>1829320
well you're letting millions of migrants into your countries right now
why are you so random and disorganized EU?
>>1824781
He encountered a Slavic ogre
>>1827527
What the fuck is this, do Russians have to steal from countries they no longer invade?
>>1829341
this
you can get more knowledge from observing one slav be stupid than from watching a thousand normal humans
>>1827745
sauce ?
>>1823848
sauce?
>>1827745
Souce now
>>1822568
That coat is dope
>>1834556
Sauce?>
>>1834556
I don't even like Asian women but that grill is cute AF.
>>1834556
>>1827745
I demand salsa
/slav/ without Rasteryaev is not /slav/ at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxEKVkw0rpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIIFCfJ8JHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9O5AcnVSIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0DQjkYdtmg
Some songs by Polish hip-hop group "Grupa Operacyjna"
>>1833717
1:43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff6kWcgkLaM
>>1835341
Tired of this song desu
>Hitler invaded us
>He had no idea how crappy our country is
>When the Nazis realized our country is too crappy to invade, they left
>Our country is too crappy to leave
>We won a war by having no infrastructure for the enemy to seize or destroy
>We are proud of this
>>1833717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp8MJ6T7jhE
>>1835536
>russian road.webm
>Hitler invaded us
The song is much, much, much older.
>>1835460
>>1827438
it has nothing to do with army, just a fucking brony
>>1835536
>is too crappy to invade, they left
They fled, Miloz.
>>1835536
Hitler was not so great then was he.
>>1838780
this made me feel old, I don't get modern kids
>>1826728
how can eastern euros remain happy in such a desolate, dystopian place
>>1827745
MUH
DICK
>>1839255
we don't
>>1838780
I never enjoyed payback so much ever
omg... this man is a hero
>>1839304
Because he beat up a girl?
>>1839255
alcohol
Gonna post a few
>>1835460
i still remember all lyrics of świr and it's been years since i heard it
anyone got that hard bass guy walking in a store with a gas mask and a homemade ghettoblaster webm?
>>1839363
This.
>>1839454
Only the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4WCyXsYfKY
>>1826349
I thought it was Lada Samara.
>>1839255
Poland is nothing like this thread. Unless there is some other Poland that I haven't seen. Sure, there exist violent idiots but the law seems to keep them under the boot and out of view. If the UK is safer than the USA, Poland is safer than the UK.
>>1835536
American education, everyone
>>1839569
Stop spreading fake news, only Warsaw is worth anything in this godforsaken country
>>1839569
theres a reason why hitler went there first
>>1824781
N - newsman
H - Hot chick
R - redneck
N: so... answering your question i should say that there's no other people who celebrate their day like this. And it can be understandable. They are the military elite. Airborne forces - thats not just a word. The first...
R: IT'S MY FUCKING COUNTRY. LET'S TAKE THE FUCKING UKRAINE...FUCK.
N: Calm down please. The first one in the air...
R: *hits the reporter*
N: first one...fuck
R: YOU GONNA FUCKIN TALK TA ME LIKE THAT? FUCK. GONNA KICK YA FUCKIN ASS. YOU,FUCK...
H: Ahm...We are having some technical difficulties. We will join our correspondent later. We're hoping he's ok there.
(pardon my inglish)
>>1840353
forgot to say that the redneck is one of the "celebrating military elite"
>>1822309
-God gives life and takes life
-God was and will be...
-God was and came back(?)
-...but a priest is a dick
*punch*
>>1840353
Thank you for translating, have a nice day
>>1840353
You forgot to mention that newsman has said sorry after he got punched while retreating from that angry man.
>>1834907
song pls
>>1840370
Was it ever proved?
>>1827745
She looks like a midget.
>>1840463
Bill Conti - The Final Bell from the Rocky soundtrack.
>>1839304
Don't mistake an impulsive, violent moron for a good man.
Moжeм пoвтopить!
Люби вpaгoв, чтoбы дpyзья бoялиcь!
O pyccкий миp! Tы cилa, ты дyх!
We can repeat!
Love your enemies so that your friends are afraid!
O Russian world! You are power, you are spirit!
Wir können wiederholen!
Liebe deine Feinde, damit deine Freunde Angst haben!
O russische Welt! Du bist Macht, du bist Geist!
>>1841107
Why did she disappear from the Internet after she went viral?
>>1841129
she didn't
>>1841243
Her Instagram is gone.
Anyone have that music video of the dude in the red adidas jumpsuit with the guys with bats? Supposed to be a parody.
>>1822295
u r not welcom here stalker
>>1841278
no it's not
>>1827745
she says rabuut a lot, is she a slave to the dick?
>>1837391
What's the name of the song and girl?
>>1822568
thats great
is it russian?
>>1823420
the fuck is this
>>1823850
Kind of what I imagine a /pol/ meetup would look like.
>>1841344
subs
>>1841990
Holy shit that's a girl which pushes buttons for me...
>>1841990
I'm wondering what percentage of her body mass is tit.
>>1840475
let's not forget who invaded who
>>1842033
Ukraine invaded Donbass and Lugansk?
>>1842033
that's just sick as fuck man. (see's filename) mobile artillery?
>>1839522
souce
>>1835536
Then why did you go out of your way to click on the song you're tired of?
>>1840475
The guy shooting is a Chechen blyat
>>1822295
That reminds me of a russian joke:
Two soldiers in a barracks have no cigaretes, so Ivan Vasilijevich comes with a genius idea of smoking a gunpowder from his rifles ammo....
He rolls it, puts it in his mouth, lights it up and it explodes. The other soldier looks at him and says: Stop laughing you idiot, it could have killed you....
>>1842266
acually he's saudi
>>1834919
In so far itt no one has commented on glorious blyat goove kino webm. Fuck you all.
I dont care how many times this gets posted. It deserve (You)'s everytime.
>>1841525
traditional cossack sword dance
>>1823850
so that's why they called it the national socialist party
>>1841368
Nvm didn't read the filename
>>1843027
Story?
>>1843070
>>1843070
a cult got banned
>>1843372
Yes
>>1843372
Runs fine. Sounds like your browser m8.
>>1840353
You forgot the part where the reporter was being a dick.
>>1842702
thanks
>>1822568
Have the full song.
>>1823850
germans may be considered Slav
>>1823850
Sauce ?
>>1833167
good one. lmao
>>1835040
this needs subs. the comentary from the guys filming is funnier than the video perse.
for people who dont speak russian they cant understand
>>1839370
music saucer?
>>1839780
And everyone in Poland knows that Warsaw is the worst city where all plebs go to.
>>1842080
its the inside of a t72 tank.
>>1843949
What's with the creepy zoom at the end?
>>1827730
alternate ending of Come and See
>>1835341
Here's a version with translated lyrics.
>>1822495
Insane amounts of oil, consistent and defensible border along the caucasus and access to Azerbaijan and some mountain passes into Georgia. It's not rocket science.
bumpowski
>>1827745
butterface
Why is everything is slavland so fucking depressing looking? grey skies, brownish snow, boring looking concrete buildings, tracksoots, places that look like ruins. Are S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Pathologic really that acurate at portraying the eastern european way of life?
>>1844458
>implying tracksuits are depressing
although the ugly concrete buildings and ruins are a result of communism
>>1823862
what is this music!?!
>>1844636
Orthodox choir.
>>1844458
If you know what the rust belt is and how it looks, then you've got to understand the entire central Russia is 10x worse. All factories and industry from soviet times just collapsed in the 90's and now it's just rusting away and becoming overgrown.
>>1822568
Oh shit. I'm from Croatia and I've seen Ukranians and other slavs perform this sword dances at town meets and stuff. It's really cool and they always have the most beautiful women performing.
>>1844884
We will push them out of country eventually. All will be well.
>>1822568
*Oysya, you oysya,
Do not be afraid of me,
I won't harm you,
Do not worry.
That's an old folk song of Terek Cossacks, written to the melody of the Caucasian **lezginka. It was written presumably during the Caucasian War of the XIX century.
*There's a few versions of origins of that word "Oysya".
1. "Oysya" is the word of the Cossack jargon of the Vedic (Old Russian) language. The word consists of the interjection "oy" (eng. "oh") and the suffix of "sya" (eng. "-self").
2. "Oysya" - is how Terek Cossacks mocked Caucasians (Chechens, Dagestanians, Ingush) word "assa". Which in its turn is a whoop which they do when they dance their national Caucasian dance called Lezginka, to inspire dancer.
3. The word "Oysya" is how the Terek Cossacks called Vainakhs (Chechens and Ingush people). When they danced lezginka - they shouted guttural cries "Horsa!" (or "Hosa!"). Which is they got this nickname.
**lezginka - https://youtu.be/naKcUWaqqyk
>>1838780
Anyone got sauce on the second song? I remember hearing it a long time ago, but I can't recall what it is.
>>1845080
Pushing your own people out of your own country
>>1843903
This.
>>1843903
Fully agree with this.
>>1838697
what's the sauce for this? is it on yt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEDWvjVF_Ns
Anyone got sauce for this song? also for the web for that cop from a film who dances to this song?
>>1846793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Rl096vMf0
>>1846799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMoeDhakdYw True version
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzWLPf1e2_s
MKV: https://my.mixtape.moe/lsqghu.mkv
>>1824117
I see my webm goes places.
>>1842033
>>1842080
>>1843938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZPHHfX5LsI
Gvozdika self propelled artillery.
The guys had filmed their shooting practice.
>>1845557
>>1843881
christopher ferreira dancer
you lazy kurwa
>>1827527
We have our own version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCbx5lH3hxI
>>1840383
Third one is
>was existing and will be existing
It's an old form of talking.
>>1846725
https://youtu.be/2sV0s5-gXkM?t=1m22s
>>1826728
wait i recognise the melody, what is it?
>>1827338
roman is a pussy
>>1822286
Polan was never quite the same after the war and 40 years of communism..
>>1847641
Filename, mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5MxG6YFcSA
>>1846793
Is that Blood Sugar played on a trombone or something?
>>1843949
Ah, feels like my childhood.
>>1839255
These people are basically hillbillies.
>>1839780
Falling for the tourist trap meme
>>1845435
Also looking for the sauce of this one, the song is so fuckin catchy that i need it.
>>1845213
I got you fampai:
Sybreed - Rusted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf1uLy3qlSU
>>1844887
lost
>>1840353
thanks
>>1848305
for the million times, here the sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvHoNFWRiVI
>>1844886
fuck that was great lmao
>>1849137
thanks m8
>>1848305
Mari people, nothing slav here
>>1850055
>"Fifty years ago, the streets of Leningrad taught me one thing: If a fight's inevitable, you must strike first."
>>1844399
This is not poland.
>>1828304
Ah, mem mojej gimbazy.
anybody got that clip of the guy getting shot with the ballistic helmet on?
>>1822274
Oh shit I've watched shaman king in Russian when I was a kid. Thanks for the memories.
>>1840475
Chechens did nothing wrong.
>>1822551
what did she say at the end?
>fuck me like no tomorrow?
>>1822498
Fuckin' skills!
>>1823897
that's donkey piss
>>1839255
Vodka, blin, slav gf
>>1827376
did he finally get to fuck his sister? :3
>>1834556
REMOVE ANIME
>>1835040
i want to adopt that qt ginger ;_;
>>1839374
Is that aqualung?
>>1838780
it's always heart warming to see gender equality is blooming in russia!
>>1841107
sauce
Does anyone have this webm in which one russian guy sings another one to sleep? I think it was in army and it was "remixed" into some chill vibes. Also there was something cosmos related. Please help me
>>1852197
love slav girl..
>>1839550
They sold it as that in my country. Basically non left because they were owned by people who didn't care.
>>1822272
>Not calling it X-blyat
>>1853547
>croats
>krauts
Fucking retard I knew was gay all along.
>>1853419
If she did this 50 years ago, she would be locked in mental asylum.
>/slav/
Am I doing it right?
>>1834556
KEK
fucking moar
>>1838697
I never understood this.
Full video?
>>1854792
a lot of things would apply on that
Times are changing, дeдyшкa
>>1855168
>дeдyшкa
LOL, degenerate.
>>1855179
What's the matter, дeд
>>1853419
song source pls
>>1853357
what's this little semen fairy saying?
>>1847648
what changed?
>>1823897
we are 1/6 slav so I think that counts
>>1822286
Beavis and butt head
>>1855209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFAoRR-RnuM
just cause i'm happy someone posted this on here again
>>1822268
test
>>1848305
What is this? Oй Йoлтaшeм for ants?
>>1855211
You all are so cute, I would burn you.
>>1856121
Can confirm.
>>1854869
>>1854872
Those aren't Slavs, those are Balts (Lithuanians to be exact).
New thread when this one gets archived?
>>1839370
: (
>>1852002
She fucking said bonjour. I didn't think that needed to be translated.
>>1826019
What did they expect to happen? What was the goal? I see the reverse lights are on
>>1827745
I would fuck the shit out of that slav midget
>>1835536
>Everything is terrible but we have adapted to it over hundreds of years and that is why we persist
Russian tactics. Some would fault them for it, but then again if it works, it works
>>1822293
This is why we have radiation laws.
>>1857841
I guess he misestimated the equilibrium point.
>>1857972
He was trying to reverse from the peculiar position and failed.
>>1841278
what was her name?
>>1845543
Holy shit this guy got fucking KEKED to DEATH live on stage in front of millions!
>>1857173
obviously
>>1840473
Sauce on that song
>>1854158
all those semechki in front of the store, I thought they are just meme...........
>>1859563
https://youtu.be/Z89N8vYA-o0 there you go anon
>>1860915
Thank you kind anon