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/ck/ snack time thread. Post fuds!

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/ck/ snack time thread. Post fuds!
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ain't that one of them camharlots
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>>1811093
jesus christ use some fucking gloves
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>>1811096
>Unironically disrespecting a camprincess.
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>>1811101
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>>1811103

If I was some schmuck in her chatroom with my dick out while she ate a bag of chips, I would pause for some serious self reflection
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>>1811112
>Lacking the imagination to visualize her eating your STD scabs off your dick like potato chips
Neck yourself my man.
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Food isn't just about how it tastes, what it feels like, or how it smells. It is also about what it tells you.
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>>1811101
Food safety is essential. Always remember to wear oven mitts when putting the unbaked pie in the oven.
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>>1811128
Why is he dressed like a girl?
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>>1811103
She wont even show us her delicious asshole or put things in it, despite having a 10/10 ass. Can't even be a whore correctly.
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>>1811121
>Miss alice will never eat your dick cheese in a wine and cheese tasting session
Feels bad man.
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>>1811385
cause cute
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>>1811664
Nah traps are gay.
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>>1811667
yes, and?
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>>1811103
>Being that desperate
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>>1812181
>Being holier than thou on a board of degenerates
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>>1811423
if you're interested in anal, go pay for a street prossy rolling in the mud in africa. no woman worth wanting would degrade herself so much.
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>>1811669
beeing gay is against god. ull go 2 hell lol.
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>>1811128
Interestingly enough, when I was younger, I had a dream of having a wife that looks almost like her. In the dream, she would repeatedly put something in the oven to cook, while making unbroken eye contact with them. Eventually, she put me in the oven at the end. Fapped like a thunder god once I woke up.
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>>1811096
she shure is but her body is 10/10
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>>1812557
Was she manfaced too?
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>>1813100
>>1811126
More.
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>>1812252
Yes because camwhores are the utmost standard in female behaviour, my oblivious friend.
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>>1811423
if you google "miss alice asshole" you can see plenty of it
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>>1813100
I wait with bated breath for the conclusion to what ingredients could possibly be in water.
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>>1813197
>>1813190
>>1813183
I am glad it cannot feel pain.

I'm sorry my English is terrible. I am glad it can only feel pain.
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>>1813199
>>1813205
>Culinaryabortions.webm
>Jesus wept
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>>1813199
I'm scared.
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>>1813811
>that
>bad
someone bring Jack in
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>>1811093
>wearing ring
>handling food
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>>1814233
Sorry Professor Xavier but us mere mortals use our hands to make food rather than our minds.
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>>1811128
What a sinister looking man
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>>1814362
this girl has the broadest shoulders ive ever seen on a female
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>>1813543
WTF does she vomit everything after to stay thin?
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>>1814397
It might go through her so fast there is nutritional malabsorption. I imagine the after party being something like this.
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>>1814243
hdhgit
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>>1811103
>Visiting the australian part of the family
>Finding out they put marmite on your cheese sandwich
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>>1814619
jesus fuck
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>>1814673
>complains about edgelords
>acts like one

nice one autismo
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>>1814619
Food is food
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>>1814235
this anon has never seen a disposable plastic glove before
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>>1814608
cool
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>>1814619
no wonder Africa has a problem with AIDS
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>>1814944
Even if a mere mortal put on gloves he or she would still need to handle the food to make it, Professor.
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>>1811128
I want to believe that this is a girl
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>>1814619
>how to get malaria.webm
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>>1811126
what
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>>1813190
does peta ever protest these guys or only my local stores
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>>1814243
file name sells it
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>>1813199
>fried big mac ice cream
society has hit a new low
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>>1814924
apparently it's pretty gud
>>1815086
>>1815651
you guys need to learn more about what heat does to viruses tbqh
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>>1815803
>malaria
>virus
uwot m9?
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>>1815804
my point was heat destroys it
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>>1815808
malaria eggs wont be destroyed with heat that easily
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>>1815802
fried? It wasn't fried. That isn't a hot plate. The plate is freezing the cream only.
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>>1815811
Protozoa don't have eggs.
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>>1813546
what a gluttonous whore, I want to break her other fucking arm so she has to eat her shit like an animal
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>>1813810
They do anon, they don't have dermal receptors, but their brain lights up the same a mammals does when its injured, so there is something resembling pain flooding their nerves. Not to dis-wade anyone from eating anything or put up a shitty ethical argument, just to get the new research out there.

That being said, that fish is long past dead and its just the mussels expanding their last energy, or some electrolyte flow due to a sauce or something.
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>>1815966
>or some electrolyte flow
its probably salt
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>>1815838
well people call it "fried ice cream" here tho because it looks like its cooked on some frying pan
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>>1815974
which would cause an electrolyte flow when the sodium and chloride disassociate, nerdo.
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>>1813205
Jesus Christ.
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>>1815644
If you had not said this, I would not think about it, but the idea that she could be a trap makes her hotter.
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>>1811385
Who is she/he/it?
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>>1814397
She stated once that she has some kind of condition that causes her to not absorb the excessive stuff she eats and also causes her to not feel satiated. When she was a kid her parents had to dicipline her because she wanted to eat everything all the time.
Now she makes money out of being a horrable mutant.
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>>1813205
I refuse to believe this image is even "real", the watermelon would become desiccated by the heat in the time the cheese melted
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>>1815086
>>1815651
biology and medicine laureates right here
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>>1814362
real hungry for some bongs I see
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>>1817548
I'd rather see japanese girls eating shit.
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>>1811093
upscale mexican cuisine
served directly from the chef's hands for that authentic mexican taste.
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>>1817543
Jack "Salmonella Schmamonella" Scalfani does it again
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>>1817587
no. this is repulsive. the burger looks like garbage even without all of that cheese on it.
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>>1814619
Absolutely Unseasoned. Unfrigginbelievable.
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>>1811091
this one never fails to make my mouth water
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>>1815811
you do realize those aren't mosquitoes?
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>>1817667
Retard
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>>1814608
Can anyone explain how or why this happens?
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>>1814605
This is mexico buddy
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>>1817684
before anyone asks if this is a typical american meal, no it isn't. This is the owner of a bbq place showing off all the food items the feature at a festival
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>>1817601
I wonder if he wipes his ass with soft taco shells.
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>>1817916
why what's happening? That they're turning white? or that they're matching the wet pavement?

They're turning white because the dude is executing them.

They're matching the wet pavement because their squids and they can change color to camouflage.
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Does anyone have that old "oil gives it the flavor" bolognese sauce cooking tutorial?
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>>1817897
stfu cianigger
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>>1817684
Everything would be cold by the time it got to you.
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>>1817916
I'm not a cephalopod scientist, but apparently cuttlefish control their pigment spots directly by stretching them out with muscles. So when they're killed, the muscles must relax and let the spots contract back out of sight.
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>>1817923
Sure it is
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>>1817615
hey stfu, don't talk shit about my culture.
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>>1817939
>tfw you become obsessed with the OBSESSED
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>>1817923
>>1818052
>Taking the bait
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>>1817951
You are an actual idiot. You missed the entire point of that question. Jesus christ, what a goddamn waste of text. Are you happy with yourself? Literal decades went into making the internet what it is today. Hours of blood sweat and tears went into making the languages necessary to write this gay asf site, the same site that you have chosen to smear pointlessness onto. I really didn't think that I was going to reply to this post, but the more I read the question and read your response, the angrier I become, and the more I shout the lord's name in vain. I'm not even angry about the response. I'm angrier at the fact that you took the time to read the question, write that fucking post, reread your post to check for mistakes, rereread to make sure your response answers the question, and click send. Lord in heaven, there are so many failsafes in the brain to keep stupidity in check, but it seems that the stars have aligned.
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>>1817683
underrated
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>>1817684
gawd, that's the one I came here for, never gets old
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>>1815979
This is what we call fried ice cream.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_ice_cream
>>1815966
It is based on a simpsons joke. A karate instructor twists Homer into a pretzel, pops his vertebrae like bubble wrap, and said something to the effect he felt no pain, but then apologized because his English wasn't so good and Homer felt only pain.
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>>1811128
I think it is Anna Speckhart. She is a model.
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>>1811091
this girl is miss Alice and she does lots of nude cam shit. I mean lots of it.
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>>1817684
that looks like franklins
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>>1811126
fuck reviewbrah is great
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>>1817587
why do they need to ruin a burger?
is like those faggot who started to serve you fries with tomato sauce on in a cup glass like if it was a expensive drink , it was a dumb idea the fries get all soaked and you can only get less than 20 of them in the glass.

it reminds me of those chefs who don't know what to do on a competition and come with something stupid like making a face with the food and give that to the judges
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>>1818687
Gee thanks retard
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>>1819725
They need a gimmick to sell you a burger for $10-15 otherwise most people wouldn't pay more than fast food prices for a burger.
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>>1813100
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>>1817684
Those first barbecue pieces are basically not safe for work. Goddamn.
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>>1811833
>pouring HFCS down the sink
good man
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>>1820489
Juesus fuck americans need to learn how to cook.
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>>1811101

/ck/ here

I worked in kitchens for years and never did. We wash our hands often. Or use tongs.

>>1811128

You ever touch the inside of a hot preheated oven? Shit burns.

>>1813183
>>1813190


Pretty fresh but not bothered, animals in the wild eat things still kicking.

>>1813199

Doesn't that make a savoury ice cream? Either way that's some heresy.

>>1814243

Nice

>>1814608

This kills the squid.

>>1814615

Gotta love your job.
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>>1820485
>>1820486
This guy is a joke page, right? Like, he purposefully undercooks everything and fucks it up, right? He's not actually eating this shit.
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>>1820548
>You ever touch the inside of a hot preheated oven? Shit burns.
If you are going to burn yourself rarely is it when you first put it in rather it will be when you take it out. Usually I don't have a problem with burning myself when it comes to the oven but the toaster oven is a whole other story.
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>>1820481
>processed american "cheese" product
no thank you, how do americans eat this rancid shit?
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>>1820551
The man went on some kind of cooking competition trying to promote his bar-b-q sauce. He believes, with every ounce of his heart, he can cook.

He just calls it "lazy man" style cooking, so he can just to fuckall that he wants and call it good. Wanna see some real shit, look up his buffalo burger, and the valentine's special. I would post more, but the man must be stopped

He's actual food porn to help soften the blow.
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>>1814606
naw
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>>1820483
this is why we need to build the wall
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>>1818507
I like to put mustard on french fried potaters, mm hmm
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>>1820485
I like how he even seems surprised that the egg actually slid out the pan so easily.
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>>1814362
i wanna marry her
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>>1814605
This lady needs to die for making this a thing
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>>1813805
considering how shit works these days, probably a bit of high fructose corn syrup
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>>1818229
thanks for the pasta my man, hope I answered the question well enough to your liking as I could not fathom how anyone could not know what a squid was.
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>>1817587

I hate this. If you want to eat cheese then just eat cheese you fat fuck.
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>>1818507
not funny haha, funny queer
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>>1819763
n-no problem
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>>1817548
gagged a little
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>>1818229
>fresh pasta
>in a /ck/ thread

like pottery
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>>1820551
my sweet summer child
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>>1820617
Post links pls.. Cannot find those videos
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>>1813199
upscale american cuisine
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>>1818507
what is this?
am i supposed to feel sad or happy about this guy
because honestly im feeling both
im happy that he seems to be enjoying his cute little batch of fries with whatever condiment he wanted and that slushie
but i also feel sad because he looks like hes mentally disabled and doesnt know what to do next
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>>1814605
I can understand nachos with condiments, kind of, but the noodle base is just utterly perplexing.
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>>1820569
The typical American either can't get proper foodstuffs, or simply doesn't know of anything better.
Over-processed food is just what you mostly see in your average grocery store.
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>>1819763
every day someone new discovers the internet
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>>1820538
this, was actually filmed in France.
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>>1812553
god made the gays just like she made the normal people so no hell lol.
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>>1820617
wow the only food webm in this thread that is not disgusting. 10/10 you win this thread.
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>>1822533
The character is mentally disabled but the actor isn't. It is from Sling Blade.
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>>1817923
>implying Mexico is not in America
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>>1814243

This guy has the sad innocent look that his entire life has been inside the egg stall and that he really is just trying to get by in life.
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does anyone have the webms of the girl with cerebral palsy cooking pancakes?
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>>1818187
well that bag of chips looked delicious before he fucked it all up
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>>1826114
It is as if he was born there, the egg stall built around him, and he grew into it with no hopes of escape.
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>>1815949
>have Crohn's Disease
>can't digest food fast enough
>eat on camera and post on youtube to help pay for the fuckton of food that I have to eat to survive
>happen to be a cute Japanese girl so it works out
Get fucked.
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>>1825369
Nah being gay is a choice. God also made pedo's like children but that doesn't mean they aren't going to hell...
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>>1826114
Really? I read it as, "why the fuck are you filming me dude, I'm just cooking you this egg, which is something I can do blindfolded and left-handed"
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>>1826747
Thanks for contaminating the entire bag
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>>1827464
>t. fag with no immune system
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>>1827464
>Communists need to share the bag because socialism doesn't pay.
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>>1827464
>Not wanting an indirect kiss from a cutie
What a failget....
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>>1815966
>dis-wade
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>>1825374
It's not that funny fuck you.
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>>1820486

>clusterfuck stew

Alright you got me. Don't even know why.
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>>1817587
>Americans call this "cheese"
That's a sauce.
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>>1827542
>indirect kiss
Wew. That's the thirstiest thing I've read all week.
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The holy duo of pleasant British female speaking voices Kate Bush and Delia Smith in 1979 talking about Vegetarian diet options.
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>>1827575
Americans would call that nacho cheese, nacho cheese sauce, or cheese sauce.
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>>1827599
So why isn't it called a nacho cheese sauce burger?
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>>1827588
Do they talk about the chemo and radiation options you'll need after getting colorectal cancer from your vegetarian diet?
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>>1827601
They called it a cheesy burger which is what it is. Also you want names to be short and snappy like the jucy lucy.
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>>1827604
>get cancer from eating meat
>also get cancer from a vegetarian diet
ain't that some shit
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>>1827610
Pretty sure the filename says cheese.
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>>1827613
It says cheeseburger. That's the joke, my sweet summer child.
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>>1827631
And what a joke it was.
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>>1827632
It is okay. You don't have to hold back. This isn't a ylyl thread.
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>>1817684
what's the fucking source on this video
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>>1827664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0wPL1vZNZU
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>>1827656
Absolutely sidesplitting.
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>>1827604
I have never heard that before do you have a source?
And actually I heard the opposite
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/vegetarian-diet-linked-to-lower-colon-cancer-risk-201503117785
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>>1813190
>>1813197
Wait, what the fuck was the point of that, if he only kept the tentacles and threw the rest out?
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>>1817587
>gloriously messy
That's supposed to be a selling point?
This shit is making me really upset.
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>>1828044
Look at the fucking claw at the end. Americans are basically pigs glorifying slop as "cultured".
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>>1818187
What is this chunky soup garbage
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>>1827587
kek
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>>1827604
>muh ass cancer

wtf I hate vegetables now
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>>1814619
You wonder why everyone over there is sick with wtf diseases.
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>>1814394
maybe it's not female?
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>>1827604
they usually just cut out ass cancer and you're fine after that
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>>1826136
Does anyone have the full video of this? She took the video down and I have been looking for it for ages.
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>>1820551
You tell me
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>>1828580
i was all hands on deck until he started chopping up the fries, fucking monster.
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And that's all my webm folks hopefully someone else will pick up the pace
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>>1827701
>I have never heard that before do you have a source?
The scientists over at /ck/ told me so.
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S9256192
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>>1820508
that's not a washing machine in his kitchen is it?
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>>1827575
Joke's on you cunt. That's from the UK
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>>1828665
Probably. At least it is not a toilet in his kitchen.
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>>1828583
As a man who has seen someone lose fingers with that kind of saw. Going that fast and no guides seems like not a good idea.
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>>1828580
>Oh, provolone and proscuitto, fried up together, tasty
>Oh neat he's making another sandwich with some bacon and shit
>Puts it in the same sandwich
Nigger what the fuck
>It keeps going
Nigger what the FUCK
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>>1827562
Raspberries are kinda tart, dude. She's probably covering her mouth because it tingled her cheeks like something sour. Chill.
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>>1827562
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>>1811091

ah yes well done Alice, well done

now eat another succulent tortilla chip you howling ape of metal, absorb the delicious nutrients deep into your bowels you disgusting freak feed you cretinous insect
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>>1811126
>>1813100
>>1813537
Drinking a mccafe in the BK parking lot. What a rebel. Such film noir.
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>>1830000
C-H-E-C-K
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>>1818706
it's a guy that was partners with him before he started franklins, and honestly it's just as good without the bullshit line
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>>1828591
chinks need to be destroyed
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>>1828585
holy fuck that perfect flip
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>>1830000
Witnessed
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>>1814606
>rim the glass
lewd
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>>1817587
i-i'm s-strangely aroused
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>>1814619
pretty smart actully. Just us merican and europe fags that are spoiled
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>>1830661
>Implying you don't get insects and all sorts of crap in your hyper processed foods
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>>1830666
That just makes us more ethnic and worldly. In today's brave new world that clearly makes us superior.
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>>1820489
Dude that has a better taste without that bullshit
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>>1817684

tfw when you work at a Sonny's BBQ doing this shit all day but you hate your job because you wanted to be a dancer so it's just depressing and yes it is possible to get tired of eating bbq trust me.
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>>1822533

Oh my friend, I kind of envy you. You're going to get to watch "Sling Blade" for the first time. Good for you!
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>>1813805
Different minerals add taste to water
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>>1813190
very interesting how quick the color changes
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>>1828665
Very common in bongland
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>>1831666
That's if the minerals weren't filtered out.
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>>1830000
Kek
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>>1830000
I almost expect him to break out into word jazz. The lowest form of music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SElRa8v3Ug
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>>1831647
>it is possible to get tired of eating bbq trust me
No it isn't, fuck you
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>>1820483
What the fuck is this?
Do mexicans have no culinary skill beyond "throw a bunch of random ingredients together and see what happens"?
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>>1828580
>mashing the fries back into paste
what's the fucking point then
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>>1833570
That's an American though
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>>1834082
>Shitskin
>American
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>>1834370
>He thinks americans are white
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>>1811094
everytime
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>>1815086
>>1815651
>>1828195
They're lake flies, they come in swarms from Lake Victoria and have been known to be so dense people have suffocated to death in the swarms. They don't carry any illnesses and are great sources of protein for the otherwise poor and starving locals.

They catch them by wetting the inside of the pans so the flies stick to it when they swing them. If they didn't eat them they'd grow to be bigger pests than they already are.
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>>1834687
only about 56%
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i could use a webm of this

just have no idea or practice doing it ={
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>>1834988
Do you have the source so the webm would not look like shit?
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>>1834988
>>1835024
Never mind, I found it. The timing seems to be a little bit off, but I was more interested in it not looking pixelated, I'm sure some other Anon can fix the timing.
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>>1835024
nah i snagged it from here
have no ideas where it came from
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>>1835042
source ?
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>>1835046
Facebook aparantly, I did an image search and found some "news" outlets hosting the video.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3400760/He-really-likes-Peking-Duck-Fast-eating-foodie-devours-meal-mesmerising-rapid-fire-technique.html
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>>1835047
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i need a bite XD of whatever
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>>1813199
I mean, I'm sickened, but at the same time if I was out and I saw that being made I'd buy one out of sheer curiosity
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>>1830000
Who is this Kate Blanchette looking dude?
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>>1817587
fuckin why?
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>>1835143
reviewbrah. He is a youtube autist who frequents r9k
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>>1834687
>He thinks true Americans aren't.
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>>1811101
truth is gloves tend to be way more unsanitary. if people aren't wearing them they wash their hands often, but if they are wearing gloves they tend to get into the "im wearing gloves" mindset and won't take them off and replace them while touching all the same stuff that if they touched barehanded they would go straight to the sink to wash their hand
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>>1811128
(((she's))) really cute
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>>1814608
This kills the calamari.
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>>1835896
Anna Speckhart isn't Jewish.
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>>1835786
Pretty sure true americans are asian looking natives.
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>>1813190
Damn he was fuckin' that squid up!
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>>1831647
>would rather be a dancer instead of making barbecue
Gayest post of the year.
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>>1828568
I like how the motions of his hands when he looks inside the burger make it clear he realized he fucked up.
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>>1813205
fucking abomination
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>>1835042
I dunno, the webm looks like it has a more natural speed to it. The gif looks a little sped up.
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>>1831647
A-Anzu?
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>>1830118
Those are Japs retard
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>>1830000
Is that a reference to twin peaks? Based
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Dumping some ASMR
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>>1837397
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>>1837398
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>>1837400
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>>1837403
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>>1836209
There was no America until the whites. Savages running around in the woods in their underwear aren't "Native Americans."
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>>1818507
some folks call it a sling blade i call it a kaiser blade
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>>1814663
>marmite
Fuck outta here cunt.
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>>1814944
Who the fuck cooks with gloves on
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>>1811093

>Ruinedfood.webm
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>>1826796
>make a beautiful thing
>take it two steps too far
>it looks retarded

WHY
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>>1815801
look at that fridge putting food away
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>>1835049
I used to do that with my granny
Fuck mexico
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>>1818507
please don't be about an innocent mentally handicapped guy who is eating his last meal (that he wished for) before his death penalty.
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>>1839275
They don't kill him because he is retarded.
>>1837877
>In Mexico mud tortillas are a food.
>>1815801
>>1837867
That was when the Carl's Jr ads were still good. They would bring on hot women to advertise their foods. They pussied out to libshits, feminazis, and someone's butthurt mom so we can no longer have nice things.
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>>1830000
>>1813100
>>1811126
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>>1817587
You eat it like you eat jamals creampie out of your gfs pussy
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^^
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folks please


no

no

no
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>>1814235

It's common knowledge that you can't have rings , bracelets and shit like that on when handling food. They store a good amount of bacteria beneath the accessory and it's just disgusting thinking that someones sweat is in your food.
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>>1839721
>Nigga thinks sweat glands shut off if you don't wear magic rings
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>>1818507
french fried pertaders
mmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhmmm
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>>1839721
>>1841699
he should be wearing gloves
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>>1813199
maybe suicide is the answer after all
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>>1813810
everything feels pain u murderer
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>>1814663
it's vegemite down unda you twat
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