Gaki no Tsukai thread.

with sound please

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>>1806002
People don't really make Sound webms of Downtown stuff. They're there but it's not common.

>>1806011
Doesn't this end in a thai kick?

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>>1806030
Obviously.

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Since No Laughing Science finally got its v2 here's a huge webm dump. Nearly all of them are without sound so people can post them in other boards no problem. If you want any of them with sound just let me know.

that thai guy's foot has felt tanakas ass more often than his wife

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and that's it, if you remember anything I missed let me know.

>>1806008
I need more of Matsumoto's VTR introductions

I remember one where he stood up and made the stupidest pose and I lost my shit

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>>1806289
I've got your back man, this'll take a bit to do them but hang tight.

>>1806202
I never imagined I'd be cracked up by ellipsis subtitle timing.

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Bonus webm before returning to VTRs.

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Newspaper's didn't have any subs on the VTR bit for whatever reason so I ignored it unless you really want it. Hospital didn't have it at all (It was Yamasaki talking about himself being hospitalized and Matsumoto reacting to it in a silly manner). If the rest don't have them then whatever.

>>1806430
thanks man these are great
the one I was talking about isn't there though, I remember they were sitting on small white chairs when he did it though, so it might be somewhere in the middle of an episode

>>1805998
does anyone have this one with sound?

>>1806004
my fucking sides, i watched this one the other week.

Doesn't matsumoto hate hamada?

>>1806011
Why the people laughs?

>>1807283
I wouldn't go as far to use the word "hate" but kinda, yeah.

>>1807283
its
>we work together so lets do our best
followed by
>we are done? bye

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>>1806986
I'm looking around for it, I found this in Newspaper but I'm not sure if it's what you were looking for since you said white chairs.

>>1807283
They're good friends they just don't care to do stuff off set due to how often they see each other. Imagine being with your best friend every single day for something like 20 or 30 years straight for several hours each day. Would you want to also spend time on your off hours messing around as well?

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>>1807778
Hamada seems to be fine around Matsumoto more then Matsumoto being around Hamada.

>>1807796
>They're good friends
The friendship ended a long time ago, by now they are just very very good at their jobs of being a comedy duo.

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>>1807801
That's a damn shame, when I saw the documentary years back that's how it seemed, I guess things change even more.

>>1807826
Back in their early days, Hamada was considered the heart of the duo. The problem started there. Some people though Matsumoto was kind of being carried by Hamada.
Up until today, Hamada's paycheck is higher than Matsumoto, simply because he got into Yoshimoto Kogyo earlier than Matsumoto. Meaning he's also Matsumoto's senior. That didn't help too.
But in the end only the two of them know what's going on. Could just be Matsumoto being annoying or maybe Hamada was really a dick in their early days.

>>1807796
YES that's the one! he does it so casually it's hilarious

thanks!

>>1806034
holy fuck this was the most brutal shit I had ever seen

>>1807801
Didn't expect that to make me sad.

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someone posted this a while back and i saved it

>>1807826
>>1811708
It's probably better to not think about it that much. Just have fun and enjoy it.
They are completely different people in their personal lives. Except for Cocorico, I think.

>>1811961
Hey, I love seeing my webm reposted. Great gag.

You don't necessarily have to like the people you work with

I work really well with my boss professionally, but I really hate them

>no sound
Your thread is a failure

>>1811961
Kek , i remmember a guy next to me on a flight that lasted 11 hours was watching one of their long specials

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>>1813282
The funniest was that while watching it he was expressionless the whole time i only heard him chuckle once maybe he looked like a normal person in his thirties

>>1812692
I never noticed Tanaka in the back, freaking out. I swear, that man's legs are made of jelly.

Am I the only one who wishes they would go back to the old batsu format? Every year is just the same cookie-cutter format with celebrity appearances. I miss when one or two of the guys would work behind the scenes and craft the entire 24 hour batsu while even improvising some stuff. I feel like it was a lot more entertaining and created a lot more classic gaki moments.

>>1813583
Most definitely. Most segments are funny but the funniest are things like the desks gags and when they intentionally try to get each other Out. That rhyming food part a year or two ago was one of the best segments in years since it was so fresh.

I completely zone out every year during the spooky section because they get worse every year. It's just the same stuff.
>Someone gets captured
>Tanaka gets spaghetti legs
>Some guy just walks out
>Spaghetti legs
>Now that group gets captured
>Something stupid is happening to the first captured group and the people left find them.
>They go to find the other group.
>Oh no Fujiwara or Heipo have been captured, go save them at the grand finale.
>It's them going in a straight line as explosions happen.
Every year. Tag is also the same nonsense and it's getting annoying, especially since this year we had them literally point out "That box wasn't even there" both times ti happened.

>>1813595
The desk parts are definitely a highlight of the new ones. I don't mind the spooky part because it kind of reminds me of the haunted hotel batsu. The 30-40 minutes of the bus ride at the beginning is awful though.

>>1813595
I want to watch the Anesthethic trials again.

>>1813583
At this point the 24h batsu game became no more than a "what celebrity/entertainer will show up now" thing.
You can see that Matsumoto is the one that gets offended the most from it all, being the one that came up with so many of the good ideas. But they all seem quite tired of it in the sense where things don't trigger surprise or laughter that much anymore from them.
It's the second most watched thing on new years eve over there, they can't change it now that they started that format. They'll add or remove some things, but it will forever be a entertainer showcase now.

>>1811961

Holy crap, this guy looks exactly like Kuze from Yakuza 0. I wonder if they got the inspiration for his appearance from this.

>>1813595

I thought tag was really good this year because the gags were great, the whole dog section had me busting a gut, and the parts where the guest's partner was roasting him about pretending not to work with Gaki.

>>1813884
>But they all seem quite tired of it in the sense where things don't trigger surprise or laughter that much anymore from them.
One thing I noticed this year is that there were a lot more things cut out. During Tag for example I think it was Yamasaki who had a bunch of chalk on his face out of nowhere, the new years argument crew had so much content skipped past to the point that we only had at most a single guy doing a single "event" like the chestnuts for example.

>>1813915
Tag was good, it's just that it's starting to get formulaic. They're not even allowed to really "look", they just don't let them progress at all until they choose them to.

>>1813896
A lot of people from Yakuza games got their looks from their voice actors. Kuze was voiced and based on Hitoshi Ozawa.
Miyasako from Ameagari being in Yakuza 6 surprised the hell out of me.

>>1813918

I know that but his attire is exactly like Kuze's. Or maybe it's just a common clothing combination in Japan. But it really is oddly similar, form the hair to his glasses to his suit.

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>>1806034

Pissed myself laughing when I watched this.

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>>1815524

Done. Requesting that scene with the figure skater slapping Tanaka(?). With a paper fan.

>>1806261
The one wth the noodles is way better. Even the cat launcher is funnier.

>>1815532
Do you remember which Batsu it was from? I feel like it was this year's but I'm not 100% confident in that one.

>>1815547
not him but I think I remember it being last year's

>>1805997
anyone know why 2017 is taking so long to get subbed?

>>1815628
it is done though?

>>1815638
gib links
I'm looking at the blogspot and it only has 2 parts in it

>>1815616
Wasn't in last year's, just checked. I'm checking this year's as well but I'm not sure as of now. Also just realized ShinkenRed was on the bus which is neat.

>>1815639
https://www.teamgaki.com/science-lab-20162017-hardsubs-and-v2-softsubs/

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>>1815616
I want to thank you, you were right, I guess I just missed it somehow during my skim. Took me around half an hour of trying Japanese terms to finally get a hit, I even got the term ハリセン from the episode itself to search so that's double shame on me. Either way here's the webm for the other guy.

>>1815469
Anyone think these segments are the most skippable, along with the bus rides? Stupid Human Tricks aren't really funny when it happens every year.

>>1816540
Nah, they're alright. I agree on the bus rides, though.

>>1815451
>doesn't even have the strength to scream anymore