Joking aside.
I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, along with box for 7 years, I think I could.
As well as bodybuilding for 4 years, 1.87m for 86kg.
The speed I'm granted is mad, and so are my reflexes. I'd just have to wait for him to rush towards me and throw good punches right at his head. I'd not let him go, any mistake and the gorilla's done for. There'll always be virgins here thinking that it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower to begin with, my friends. And secondly, you're not gonna do anything with the cowardly-shaped bodies you've got.
Any barely trained man can defeat a gorilla with a knife. With bare hands, it's not necessarily more complicated, all it requires is technique.
It's always funny how people that do fighting training live their whole lives and neer get in in a fight.
I literally almost get in one oncce ever 2 weeks (no im not a dick) Guys just dont like me. I think it's cause most girls do. Even told a couple of friends that people always try to start stuff with me out of no where. They've seen it, say its strange
>>1793966
>>1793961
>implying possibilty of taking on a gorilla
When you say gorilla, I'm gonna assume you're referring to an average dumb bro looking for a fight.
Knife or not, a human being stands virtually no chance against an average gorilla in phyiscal combat. You're not gonna box a 300-500lb animal with the strength of six men.
>>1793961
frenchfag
>>1793966
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1793963
>noo nooo where's the zookeepers nono
gas
>>1793986
that's a great way to turn your cat into an aggressive cunt
>>1794320
Jemiscor.
>>1793988
that solid, slavic double-team:
Ivan bashes the hog over the head with sink and Anatoly drives over it with the Lada
>>1793986
That's one angry pussy
Back to /gif/, gorilla fighting man.
>>1793991
Is that lad somehow in trouble for that?
>>1794320
Eternal anglo.
>>1796286
you forgot Alyosha distracting the beast and Fyodor for moral support
haha
>>1793963
>Worldstaaaaar!
>>1793961
you think you are faster than a gorilla...
>>1794310
Bullshit.
>>1793978
>manlets, when will they learn?
>>1793991
hmm dat ass
>>1801752
Did not expect BK references in this thread.
>>1793989
yeah just twist his head+neck around so u can see his face.
why are people this fucking dumb allowed to be alive?
>>1793961
Pls i wanna see you trying to fight a gorilla, also is that you in the video? couse thats not how you throw a punch and you are extremely slow
Pavé MMA hahaha
>>1793963
>no no no wheres da zoo keepers
Fucking normies REEEEEEEEE
>>1793984
here I was fully expecting to see a dude get fucked up, not for a man punch common sense into a kangaroo, god damn
>>1796164
The vocals and singer are fucking cancer holy shit, you ruined the beat
>>1793961
Lol
Nice try, but when it comes to CQC I've always had the upper hand.
>>1793984
>ywn punch a kangaroo in its mouth
why live?
>>1793961
>187m
>86kg
>4 years of bodybuilding
laughingsluts.jpeg
>>1793978
I'm confused why this fight would even take place..
The guy on the right is taller, has much farther reach, probably weighs more.. That's how they match up fighters, right?
>>1793961
Groriras 2 fest
>>1817244
The match them by weight. The taller guy is skinnier so they probably weigh the same. Unfortunately the short guy might
legally be considered a midget
>>1800324
No, clean take down, guy just got btfo
>>1793991
Good, girls shouldnt wrestle boys
>>1793969
> I keep getting in fights even though nobody else does
> it's not me though