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I don't care what they are, if it's British, it's welcome
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Oh yeah, just starting with some Shakespeare.
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From Hamlet, in the film Withnail and I
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This isn't strictly Shakespeare but it's based on Hamlet.
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Britain didn't exist when Shakespeare was around though
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Anyone got the guy walking the emu?
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>>1790000
So this is American "humor"?
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>>1790004
here's the antidote
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>>1790360
He's not "butthurt triggered", it's just shit.
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>>1790569
That's nice, but also kind of dangerous
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>>1789437
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>>1790586
kek everyone's reaction
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>>1791014
fucking british humor kills me
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>>1790586
love it when I'm able to catch parliament on cspan. I really don't know how they get anything done
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>>1790586
>That woman in the background failing to use an ipad

Fascinating
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>>1792514
It's based on a true story too
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>>1792508
PMQT is great, it's like someone put a class of schoolkids in charge of running the country. Foreigners don't realize what they're missing out on.
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>>1792725
This is unbelievable
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>>1792725
Who told Miliband he could become a politician, looks and sounds like a child with a speech impediment
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>>1792729
You've got to remember that absolutely nothing worthwhile is done in parliament. It's all for show. The real work happens in whitehall behind closed doors.
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>>1789598
Do you think it was underwater or something?
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>>1790569
I was watching this, shitting myself because I thought they were going to get flattened.
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>>1792738

No, he's saying that Britain as a single political entity didn't exist until the Treaty of the Union in 1706. Which about exactly 90 years after Shakespeare's death.
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>>1789598
It's been a concept since the Romans decided to call the place Britannia and even before that maybe, the original inhabitants called it Alba/Albion in a latinised version.
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>>1793016
there's nothing remotely funny about that webm it's just obnoxious, fucking sub 100 iq yanks should be banned from the internet.
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>>1793061
amerfit cheking in. That was fucking cancer, nothing about it was at all funny. Just two asshats making stupid voices and being vulgar.
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>>1792777
same
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>>1790586
disgrace
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>>1793061
he speaks for no one but himself.
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>>1793730
lel
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>>1793061
You were too obvious in this one, I'm afraid that I can't give you more than a 2/10.
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>>1790586
You can't outbants Etonians
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She's a national treasure
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>>1794184
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>>1794184
>>1794185
cute
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>>1792970
I bet you're fun at parties
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>>1794423
It's not wrong though
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>>1792734
And putting him up against Dave was just unfair. Say what you want about Cameron, but the man could bring the banter.
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>>1789437
What a performance, to me, Henry V is Kenneth Branagh in a bowl cut.
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>>1795290
The same for me with Hamlet
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>>1794184
finally found the damn song

thanks mate
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>>1790586
"strong and stable"
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>>1789437
terrible quality. half of what makes this scene so great is the cinematography and youve gone and cocked it up
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>>1790569
too fucking cute lad
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>>1802944
That's great for a representation of the firearms used back then. Anyone got a source?
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>>1803538
A field in England
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>>1790311
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>>1803563
Any good?
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>>1789437
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>>1790586
>look at that cheeky fucker on his right smirking
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>>1792734
Literally backstabbed his brother to get there
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>>1792725
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Can someone post the webm where the brown lad turns up to the fancy dress party dressed as ISIS, and all the others give him shit for it?

I have it, but I can't remember what I called the fucker and can't find it
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>>1804396
>>1804448
Back when cbbc used be a time slot on bbc 1.
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>>1804456
There's a reason they stopped that
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>>1804455
Never mind, I literally called it Fancy Dress
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>>1804448
Woah, Želodko Superca, haven't seen this in a while
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>>1789496

> MacBeth
> English accent
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>>1804494
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>>1804448
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typical night
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>>1804367
Ugh, why would anyone ruin such a good film with this weeb shite?
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>>1804597
Cos weebs. They don't even have good taste in their own shit.
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>>1804597
m-muh Monty Python

fuck you, 99.9% of their material is shit and the only reason you think otherwise is because your dad liked it
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>>1790000
I was waiting for the funny part but it never came
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>>1805243
>Implying I ever watched a film or if that Monty Python with my dad.

Checkmate mr presumtive family stabililty.
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>>1805243
and the only reason you think the majority is shit is because Family Guy said so, develop your own opinion based on your own experiences you pathetic waste of consciousness
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Monty Python is shit though
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>>1790000
the 'fruit or vegetable' line was pretty good
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>>1789610
but you lost cuck
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>>1804367

Why? It's perfectly fine without the chinese cartoons.
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>>1805647
ep 1 Season 2, good episode
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>>1805994
It sounds so smart... but its stupid as shit
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>>1805243

The "I watched family guy the post"
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>>1804368
Oh look, she got her wish.
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I've been watching this for years yet there are still parts of it I can't understand.
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>>1794205
she also knows karate
"Kiai!" >:3
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>>1792330
Sauce ?
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>>1806276
Whatever you say anon. Besides SOME of Faulty Towers, Cleese is an arse and their sketches aren't funny
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>>1806298
It's weird seeing Jimmy Carr's real laugh, instead of his fake "you're not actually funny but the contract says I have to laugh" laugh
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>>1805994
Anyone have her one about women?
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>>1806918
Apologies if I'm making this sound too dumbed down, not sure what slang you understand where you are.

>Get the fuck out, you little fanny (Get out of here you little pussy)
>This for giving my niece the clap (fucked his niece, gave her STD)
>Ya fucking skinny little cunt (again little pussy but cunt has a bit more force to it)
>How would you like it if me and my mates spitroasted Snowy? (skewer the dog, roast him over a fire)
>Go on! Jump or you're fucking dead

>I'm dead either way ya stupid thick cunt (thick = thickheaded, slow)
>Here (hear this). If you didn't have that fucking gun I'd knock you clean out (knock you out cold) and I'd knock them fucking specs (glasses) clean off your fucking face
>Here. and then I'll knock your fucking mate out and bang his lass (fuck his girl)
>So fucking get on that (so what do you think of that?) you pair of stupid scruffy twats (stpud dirty/unkempt idiots)

>Ok can I stop you there Tintin? Your language is atrocious. Me and my mate (friend) didn't need to hear that foul language

>Fuck off!
>Na (no) fuck you
>Fuck you
etc
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>>1807422
Holy crap that is ancient
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>>1805994

>slender, fine-mattered, young british lady
>wearing pants made of twill

Would do unspeakably lewd things to her, like touching her belt buckle.
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>>1807487
Philomena Cunk is a slag anon

Her belt probably caught herpes from her
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British vs. native Americans
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>>1805994
what is clocks
clocks was invented
it were ancient
what the times was
it were named

british english lol
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I think the Beatles are British
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>>1790586
>>1804373
Even Andy Burnham recognises good banter when he hears it
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>>1807354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFhoQg-k3U
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>>1807736
>muh_heritage.webm
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>>1807726
May i kiss you ?
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>>1789508
Legitimately both Oldman and Roth's best performances
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>>1807879

>a woman stephen fry
>stephen fry
>a weird guy
>small stephen fry
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>>1805243
you can't be serious
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>>1807879
>Woman (male) drunk dancing in the middle of the day in a pub
Okay that's funny
>Old man with Alzheimer's having flashbacks from the war
Keking out loud at this point
>The tard
Fell off my chair thinking this shit is done when
>The fucking midget walks by his height perfectly guiding my eye to
>one legged Jenny, the prostitute with the broken foot.
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>>1804340
I thought it was quite dull and barely remember anything about it.
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>>1807877
>14 men he killed

>14
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>>1795290
I swear this sounds like Oswald Mosley's speech style.
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>>1793730
What is this from?
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>>1794793
Your face is wrong.
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OO, AH, UP THE RA!

What's up you milquetoast motherfuckers
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>>1790000
Americunt agreeing this is shit. A couple bits had potential, but they have the desperate pacing of a Vine compilation. Comedy is hard.
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>>1807578
is this b8 or do you really not understand that they are sounding dumb on purpose?
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awful thread
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>>1807882
>didn't curtsy correctly
>gets smacked for it
>doesn't cry
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>>1804453
underrated
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>>1804457
used to find the older sis so hot
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>>1807878
crap paste fingers
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>>1789500
Fucking love this film, watch it with my family every christmas. Every single one of us can quote it line for line, and it still gets us all laughing.
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>>1806268
>it sounds so smart

You're not British are you? ahahaha.
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>>1806918
Don't know why no one thought to rename it Tyne-Tyne
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>>1807736
>Being no where near the actual fucking tune.
>Shittest Scot accent ever.

Why do Americans fucking do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cPitxtk4m0
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>>1789437
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>>1794184
>>1794185
Oh yes, she is.
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1/2 British, 1/2 Irish in this case. Still counts, doesn't it?
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>>1813019
HNNNNNG!
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>>1811169
Yeah. And besides the pacing issues, those bits simply got nowhere.
If you do a non-sequitur, you better either lead up to it or follow up with something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT as the Pythons would've put. You don't just keep riding it into staleness.
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anyone have a webm of mozzie rape gangs?
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>>1808089
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>>1813039
100% shit.
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>>1811095
filename
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>>1807882
The guard could feel the killing intent of a would be communist in that girl so he decided to nip it in the bud.
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>>1807578

proof irony truly is lost on americans
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>>1792777
Checked
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>>1792725
All that flew over my head.

t. ignorant amerifat
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>>1804494
>implying accents really matter
https://youtu.be/gPlpphT7n9s
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>>1805552
>>1805966
>>1805313
>>1793016
What is with this tryhard faggotry?
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>>1789610
pretty sure the battle of cable street ended with you fashies getting boned
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>>1807089
>"Kate trained at the Goldsmiths College karate club becoming known as "Ee-ee" because of her squeaky kiai – the loud verbalisation accompanying some martial arts attacking manoeuvres. One of the instructors, Dave Hazard, later noted in his autobiography that her dance moves seemed to owe something to karate"
holy fuck that adorable
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>>1807441

I'm sure spitroasting means fuck up the ass and mouth at the same time in the context of tintin giving someone an std
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>>1804462
This is why every country that's remotely warm and affordable doesn't like us.
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>>1807897
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>>1807415
I've seen him live and someone asked him why he does a fake laugh, and he made the universal "money" hand gesture
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>>1806918
This is good.
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>>1813019
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>>1805243
That's not Carol Cleveland. Who is it?
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>>1816043
If i had a liveleak account, thats the soundbite i would use.
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>>1807877
I had to pause it at the eggs I couldn't breathe.
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>>1813019
who is she?
>>1816102
what is this from?
please and thank you
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>>1814443
BLM "activists" committing racial assaults?
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>>1814443
fuck me

when is this from?

i'm there every day
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>>1804487
Woah, a slovene, haven't seen this in a while.
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>>1816295
This April apparently, there's a few articles if you google "stratford station fight".

That concourse from the station to the old shopping centre always seemed slightly aggro.
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>>1816369
It's a nightmare area to navigate on a good day. Full of preachers, charity cunts, beggers, muggers, nevermind the varied and diverse local populace
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>>1813012
norm is canadian
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>>1816183
They say her name in the first webm. Try turning the volume up and stop wanking for a second

And the second is from Skins
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>>1815491
so the english used to sound like country irish?
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>>1818082
More like Cornwall and Somerset.
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he used to be Scottish so it still counts
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>>1804509
DELET
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>>1805994
I have such a weird thing for Diane Morgan.
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>>1807878
Bo Selecta has not aged well.
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>>1816102
lmao what a fag
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The fucking bike
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>>1792725
The whitest rap battle I've ever seen.
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>>1790586
English parliament looks like it's actually fun to watch
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>>1812981
Idiot! You should never mix your drinks!
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>>1819671
It's not fun when you know the guys laughing are the same people trying to take what little free speech and privacy we have left. They're laughing because they know they have no opposition and can get away with whatever they want. They lost the last election. They aren't laughing now.
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>>1815355
is this young ones?
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>>1823706
Bottom.
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>>1804340
It's great
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>>1807877
Same guy did a series called 'Look Around You'. A fucking riot.
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>>1789598
wat
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>>1811095
are you a retard?
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>>1804367
>British things
>This jap-lover shite

get out
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>>1804381
>Get back to work you cunts!
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>>1805966
wrong
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>>1805966
You're an idiot if you think that, or some millennial nihilist faggot (but we could put that under idiot, too, I guess).
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>>1823707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxww_-5bjo8
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>>1814410
thats irish
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>>1805994
she act inbred af famalam.
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>>1815491
>original
>women
>africans
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>>1815506
That's just what it is: tryhard faggotry.
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>>1792730
are they playing golden eye 64?
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>>1819378
I'd ride that north to south through vietnam, then south to north west through cambodia, laos, and every other south asian country we bombed or did shit in.
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>>1825275
fuckin quality
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>>1825275
That probably has to be the most badass thing I've seen in my life.
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>>1819378
Is there anywhere to find the old top gear episodes?
Or at least the specials
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>>1792725
Sad part being that is is literally a class of man children who went through the same private education together.
PMQs is entertaining for about a half hour until you realize that these are actually the people running the country, and they actually so pompous and deluded that it's all just a game to them.
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>>1812211
>>1814796
>using improper grammar is comedy
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>>1825383
You'd be amazed how few decisions MPs actually make, even Ministers

For routine stuff, civil servants make recommendations which we know will be accepted because they only read the first page of any brief in the car home at the end of the day, so will never waste time considering options we've already considered for a fortnight and discounted.

For anything else, they're reacting to the media so the decision has effectively been made by the BBC based on their reporting and the government's need to seem competent in comparison to those reports.

Only in international relations or when a constituent makes some random complaint that piques their interest do MPs take any real initiative.
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>>1790000

Checkmate
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>>1812211
'“Charlie had envisaged Cunk as posh but thick,” says Morgan. “What he definitely didn’t want was someone with a regional accent because that would be like saying you’re thick if you’ve got a regional accent.” When Morgan auditioned, though, she asked if she could perform in her native Bolton accent. Suddenly Cunk – with her Marty Feldman eyes, Ena Sharples surliness, Stacey Dooley imperturbability and Lancastrian vowels – was born.'
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>>1828112
Funny. She doesn't even sound like Michael Bolton.
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>>1819356
I'd rather be called a serial killer than a pedophile at this point. I'd have more rights and a higher chance of survival, also on the off chance I could get out of jail after x years I could keep my past a secret.
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>>1790000


American ((((((humour)))))
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>>1830314
fanny flustered britbong sighted
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>>1816102
>>1816183
Skins, Season 6, Episode 4.
While I would agree to the notion that no one in their right mind would ever watch Skins past Season 3, that one's actually a fun episode.
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>>1813019
>>1831151
Also...
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>>1831154
oh and here's the wank-adjusted version.
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>>1823830
detach audio to it you fucking aut
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>>1831208
attach*
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>>1813039
so a kid he 100% fucked, thanks Wales for your contribution to the thread.
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>>1807441

That video in particular I now understand just about everything, only part that is still a bit unclear is the one where talks about tintin giving someone the clap. Only managed to understand that line thanks to some random comment on youtube and even then it was slightly different from your interpretation with the person being "chanice" instead of "my niece".

Also there is lots of teesside slang in this series as seen in this webm. I had no clue what parmo, fags, bentin edges, or caramack were till I saw a comment explaining them all.

Thanks to this series now parmo is on the list of things I got try whenever I manage to go on a trip to the UK. Probably gonna end up going to teesside just for that.
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>>1816098

Best episode.
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>>1816160
underrated
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>>1816043
Hilarious.
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>>1833329
golden
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>>1831151
i know that feel bro
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>>1804455
God I love a good headbutt. No sweeter way to start and end a fight all at once.
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>>1789437
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>>1834313
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>>1834317
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>>1834325
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>>1834329
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>>1834335
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>>1834342
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>>1834346
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>>1834351
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>>1834361
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>>1834366
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>>1792330
Oh shit, that'a young Queen not the Princess Royal

Fuck they looked similar
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>>1823914
It clearly just rained. Health and safety says they can't go back to work until it's ben clear skies for 5 consecutive hours
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>>1825352
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>>1834371
There's no need to link to your previous posts when they have nothing to do with one another
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>>1834346
That's not a Scot that's the hero of Australia
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>>1834366
ballz, innit!
euuugh...
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>>1834346
that's not scots...
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>>1834587
whose sphincter did he put his finger into
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>>1804595
this is actually standard
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>>1823032
STOP SAYING THAT WITHNAIL OF COURSE HE'S A FUCKING FARMER
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>>1834680
The girl who played Dale Arden in Flash Gordon.
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>>1834587
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>>1804369
I don't actually believe he expected the whole interview to go out, he probably hoped that they would just give up and use the soundbite.
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>>1834361
A good 30% of this is completely unintelligible
>>
>>
>>1790569
>they didn't get flattened as punishment for surviving the winter and not crossing where they should have
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>>1834753
He is a jewish robot, he only says what he is told to say, if he spoke his mind he might say something like 'How dare you talk to me you filthy goyim' so he sticks to the script.
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>>1834956
Americans evaluating UK poltics. How quaint.
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>>1804616
Fuuuck I remember this
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>>1831154
>intentional mismatched underwear

B E G O N E
E
G
O
N
E
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>>1824438
>Britsh things
that includes ireland too, for they are part of the British Isles
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>>1805966
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>>1834974
Tell that to the Irish.
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>>1834980
lol ok. this thread isnt "UK things". its literal geography.
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>>1804448
oh my god you just unlocked my memories from 5am when i was like 6
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>>1811115
Found the American who thinks he's Irish. Although, damn near all of them think they're Irish...
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>>1834982
>>1834974

And yet 'British' usually (that is: in almost ALL possible contexts) means 'relating or belonging to Great Britatin and the UK, or to its people or language'.

Deal with it.
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>>1805966
I hate faggots. They always barge in a thread and announce their thirst for cock in the most obnoxious tryhard manner possible.
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>>1835025
God I loved this show.
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>>1831165
Bottom was a pretty fucking depressing (and relatable) show.

Fun fact: Show was set in Hammersmith, West London in the 90s. Jez and Eddie probably couldn't even dream of renting of renting a flat in Hammersmith these days when flats go for a half-mill.
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>>1789598
Learn history please.
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>>1819671
It is fun, but only when you're okay in life. It's annoying when you're a poorfag.
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>>1804340
It's good if you like that kind of thing. It's the most Marmite film I could think of. And as a language guy, I loved the writing. It's pretty Shakespearian.

The third act falls in quality though, in my opinion. It's trippy, weird and surreal. Too "artsy" for me, but still worth watching.
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I'm not British but I think we worked well together in WW2. They held their own for sure.
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>>1804396
I think the big sister was my first wank. Thanks for the series boner nostalgia, Anon.
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>>1834992
Eating Nesquik cereal before school and watching this shit. And the Smurfs.
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>>1804462
Stupid faggots. God I hate these scumbags and the image they give us.
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>>1804509
They've never amounted to shit without the English, and they never will.
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>>1805243
I don't like Monty Python either, and I still hate the fact it's been sullied with that Japanese faggotry. Go die, scumbag.
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>>1826002
It certainly can be.
Why don't you go and watch one of your American sit-com clones if you aren't having fun here?
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>>1816150
Sue Jones-Davies
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>>1835532
It got better.
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>>1819333
It was never any fucking good anyway.
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>>1818082
Sounds nothing like Irish. Sounds a lot like the West Country though.
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>>1831151
No one in their right mind would watch Skins at all, you absolute bell end.
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>>1825375
Yes, on my PC.

(You can torrent them, that's what I did a few weeks ago.)
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>>1834346
Fucking hell, are Americans really so deaf they can't tell two completely different accents apart?
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>>1834835
To you, sure.
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>>1834377
Her Majesty was always a thousand times sexier.
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>>1825375

on Dave
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>>1833308
>tfw from Sunderland so I understand all of it

Parmos are the food of the gods
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>>1836802
>tfw from Lancashire and can recognise and understand just about every single English accent on the planet because not a retard.

I'd never heard of parmos before though. I've eaten plenty, but never heard them called that.
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>>1790000
she's got a nice ass. That's all.
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>>1790586
British Parliment is a fucking Riot.

Any other house of parliment and the Speaker would have dismissed the entire conservative party side.
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>>1819640
>nigger chants being compared to noble banter in the house of commons

Step it up, you cultural degenerate.
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>>1804455
Liverpool kiss. Fantastic.
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>>1834393
good riot drills, intimidate and disperse
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>>1838999
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>>1804487
yes yessss YESSSSS YEEEEEESSSSS
res hiti zelo drvi, ker čakaš tiiiiiiiii
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