doggo thread

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>>1780828

>>1782288
so delightfully innocent
sometimes I wish 4chan hadn't turned me into a cynical monster

>>1782288
This always warms my icy heart.

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>>1782288
>this whole situation
You will never be this happy.

>>1782289
nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu2vbQ7E4vA

>>1782631
Whenever the dog has the paintbrush his tail goes defensive, inbetween his legs. He was punished a lot for not doing that. Cruel.

>>1782288
In China they skin and boil dogs like this alive because they think it makes the meat taste better

>>1782934
Someone please turn this into an ISIS .webm.

>>1782990
Enjoying your summer break so far?

>>1782288
;_;

>>1782942
this is a good dog

>>1782319
this doggo is pissing so goddamn hard it's lifting up his back legs

>>1782947
kek

>>1782600
4chan's always been a cynical monster, we're just take occasional breaks from it.
>that's what doggo, snek and birb threads are for

>>1782960

Fuckin' Cultural Marxists

>>1782960
>not calling it white supremacy

>>1782319
that's a lot of pee

>>1783134
This breaks my heart little :(

>>1783229
He's not trying to save it, he's trying to bury it for later.

>>1782990
Not just China. They also skin then salt them for the same effect.

We nuked the wrong chinks, and we didn't use enough.

>>1782944
jesus dude, this is a /wsg/....that fight was brutal.

>>1782932
>hillshills support animal abuse
Sad.

>>1782934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB2IVlsByrw&feature=youtu.be&t=36

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>>1781924
Thats the 14 words right there son

>>1782940
Can anyone please tell me what doggo breed this is?

>>1782631
Don't make me depressed in this beautiful thread

>>1782932
Cant you just both fuck off?
>>1783926
Specially you for fucking posting a webm

>>1782845
>I know lots about dog behavior
>I'm 14 after all

Capcha: Summerside

>>1782845
Gotta a real dog whisperer here. He's really got that tail tucked like he's afraid, not just down and locked so he can balance. Cesar Millan look out.

>>1782947
haha

>>1782946
My dog gets trembling all of a sudden without apparent reason.

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>>1784821

>>1782293
this one and the gumby one are my favorite

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This is OC

this is Hank

>>1784839
What a handsome doggo

>no one posted the jazz dogo webm
never a real dogo thread without it

>>1785001
fucking kek

>>1784821
What. In the fuck.

You stop this fucking madness right the fuck now.

>>1782947
lol

>>1785001
sauce on song?

>>1783146
my fav from this whole thread, they're both so cute!

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>>1784826
that last one where it jumps at just his fist cracks me up everytime

I guess I'll share one of my favorites.

>>1782990
Imperial Japan exterminated entire villages of Chinese during WWII using weaponized viruses and chemicals.

Learn from the Japs.

>>1785130
run

>>1785206
thank you kindly.

>>1782319
why mark a stupid corner when he can mark ALL his territory

>>1782287
What a good dog

>>1785209
that dog is legit jazzy as fuck.

>>1785209
great every time

>>1782845
>No gaze aversion
>No Flinch Reflex

fuck off.

>>1785001
this is fucking fantastic

>>1783127
>awe that's a cute doggo
>err - two doggos
>three?
>...four?!
>FIVE?!?!

>>1784821
cat talks dog until human turns up

>>1785394
>cringe

>>1785394
>summer: the post

>>1785394
Is 4chan fucking facebook now?

>>1784839
what did hank plant?

>>1782292
too bittersweet for my taste

>>1782319
>too much horsepower

>>1784783
mine does that too

>>1783143
>giving that junk to your dog
Fucking Americans no wonder that dog is so fucking stupid

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My OC, but nothing really interesting

>>1785183
I've seen this with sound once. It's way better with the jingling of the collar in the dark before the reveal.

>>1785209
When your dog has more talent than you.

>>1784195
why the fuck do you think tucking tail between your legs is a saying?

>>1782292
Awww my dog is named Zen

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>>1784821
I knew this reminded me of something.

>>1783921
I'd love a gsp bred with a border collie . Think that woulld be a fun dog. I still love my goldendoodle though

>>1782990
>China
>Eating golden retrievers
Nigga you dumb. The dogs they eat are usually terriers.

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my dog when he was smoll

>>1781924
She looks safe there ... you know ... from nonwhite people ... assuming this is filmed in europe.

>>1787214
jesus dude, not everything in the world is about race. oh, wait, nvm, i just realized im on 4chan, carry on with your blatant racism.

>>1782239
doggo knows a good steak when he sees one

>>1782957
ah yes, brings me back to the introduction of the conga line emote

entire servers stopped fighting just to dance for hours

>>1782319
that's some good peeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD13qIlpDq8

>>1787214
>inb4 she chooses nonwhite person to marry with because he is rich and confident

>>1786721
isn't this some pretty stupid conditioning? like, what do you think will happen when he sees a real hedgehog?

>>1782965
this one killed me when I saw it the first time some two years back

>>1786346
It's okay man. We love dogs.

>>1784783
>>1786242

Sometimes it's benign, but the shivering is also a thing dogs do when their sick.

kidney disease, Addisons or even distemper can do it, though usually you'll see them chewing their paws enough to pull up the fur.

>>1782944
There's such an uncomfortable understanding in that house

>>1787380
he'll prob try to eat it
what's wrong

>>1787380
it will smell that it's a living thing and then act according to what it learned about living things.

>>1786251
let me guess... brazil? france maybe?
somewhere else in europe or south america?
typical flaming foreigner

>>1782600
noone is turned into a cynical monster, the monster was inside you all along

>>1784821
False_Flag.webm

>>1786346
that ain't even a dog.

>>1782319
lost my shit

>>1787359
did you just assume their gender and sexuality?

>>1786179
You're looking at videos of dogs, that's pretty much Facebook.

>>1786346
Good little dude.

>>1782946
toomuchcaffine.webm

>>1784839
good boy

>>1782999
underrated trips request

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OC of my Dog from about two years ago.

>>1787306
reddit is just a click away.

>>1788654
That's a lot of energy

>>1782292
weeb dog names

>>1783143
kek at the taco

>>1783134
This is a food burying behavior! This dog wants to save the fish... as a snack!

>>1782287
alright now that was fuckin cute

>>1782288
>never knowing this kind of pure joy
>also, not a dog

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uff

>>1782940
dammit, every time it gets me

>>1782944
i think one of those dogs has autism

>>1787306
Lol, he's been posting shit like this on every animal thread, he probably got molested by a nigger or something.

>>1787380
have you seen a real life hedgehog?
because that dog hasn't

>>1787380
under what circumstances does the average dog see a hedgehog?

>>1787893
Wet myself laughing at this

>>1787396
lol

>>1784839

>Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have THREE garages?

Also god doggo

>>1790861
i kek every time

>>1787380
my fucking sides

>>1786437
>tucking your tail between your legs
>tucking

Was that a tuck? Cause it didn't look like he was really getting that tail tucked in. It looked like it was held in place and lowered. But tucked? Don't be a fuckin retard.

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RIP Hayden

>>1781942
>the shot composition
>the color coordination
>the fact that they're japanese doggos
>that stare

seriously seems like it's out of an anime just for dogs

>>1782942
requesting sarah mclachlan ASPCA edit

>>1782946
literally shaking

>>1787396
To doggo's credit, I also thought that was grass at first

>>1791898
that splash is so satisfying...
I would've tripped so hard running over all that terrain

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>>1787306
>>1791526

>>1787214
My thoughts as well m8

>>1783143
This actually makes me mad bc of the food going to waste

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>>1791937

>>1791903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITGyZ2SY9g4

the sound is something

>>1786251
>>1792090
>muh people food not for dogs
>muh hard shell taco with 99% lettuce, single meatball, and hamburger meat that was most likely dropped on the ground beforehand

The doughnut is probably the only thing I'd level with you on, but everything else is pretty innocent. Grow a sense of humor.

>>1792239
That's some heavy breathin right there, starting to feel out of breath just hearing it.

>>1782965
oh god. jesus fucking christ i have noth laughed like this for ages! it's almost like im not dead inside anymore. thank you non thank you for giving me this light

>>1782944
So many nervous mlems.

>>1787214
>thinking Europe is a safe haven for white people right now.

Anon I have some bad news for you...

>>1787893
Oh man that was a funny one!

>>1792189
thank you so much for that

>>1782288
The way he slowly gets up like "Is this real? Is it finally the day?"

>>1791747
11/10

>>1791807
/salute

>>1787306
>>1791526
redditors are too easy to spot :^)

>>1787306
>implying he isnt right

>>1782946
i wish i had my shibe

>>1782940
you're making this cold anon feel somthing

>>1784821
cats talking like dogs MASS HYSTERIA!

>>1794446
>muh reddittt!!1

yea, normal people really do great at not being edgy

>>1791930
these plushies are getting more life like

>>1791930
do pomeranians always get that fuzzy when theyre puppies?

>normies get out reeee
how is understanding the dangerous subraces edgy?

>>1794489
meant to reply to
>>1794476

>>1794489
>muh dangerous world!!11
>t. first worlder incel that doesn't leave his basement

I dislike people who don't like dogs and have zero respect for them.

>>1792189
Kek, well done.

>>1791964
Well you must be as dumb as a dog if you thought those ducks were swimming around on grass

>>1791903
>KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU

>>1791807
f

I love this thread.

>>1782287
I fucking love this ;D

>>1782293
ADHD: The Webm

>>1784821
>whatcha doing rabbi?

>>1787396
The expression that doggo makes when it realizes it's water is fucking priceless

>>1785209
This might be the greatest thing ever

>>1782288
That guy has a dog, no, two dogs, a gf, and a full size gumby suit
What do I have?

>>1782940
Small teeth.

Sharp teeth.

>>1782946
That's not a dog, it's a Michael J Fox

>>1795105
kek

>>1787380
>what do you think would happen if a video gamer saw a real firearm

Are you really this disconnected from reality?

>>1784839
God dang it!

>>1785209
This dog right here has soul, aw yeah!

>>1795447
N O T H I N G

>>1782288
OH MY GOD ITS THE REAL GUMBY!

>>1784821
Got caught talkin shit

>>1784839
GET'EM

>>1787396
DIGBY

>>1794499
wasted double dubs
go ahead, go to the ghetto in the dead of night with some shiny jewelry see how fast tyrone and jamal mugs you
the irony coming from you is hilarious though

>>1782289
This is the universal dancing move for doggos, video very much related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TltXDGAIUjw

>>1782319
Strings...

>>1782319
I think he's trying to tell us something

>>1783134
Dogs are so pure

>>1783927
Seems to be a border collie. Mine looked exactly like it when he was young.

>>1782957
Copy pasta dog!! Catch himmm

>>1785209
How do you teach your dog to have a vibrato?

>>1782319
tears are rolling down my cheeks for the first time in a long time.

>>1791747
AAA work

>>1785209
That dog belongs in a Disney movie

>>1791903
I'm getting my 8 year old st.bernard put down tomorrow, i wish i had another 8 years with him

>>1794480
its not even a puppy, just an 800$ haircut

>>1796280
you know im not gonna question that someone would be jewish enough to sell a freakin dog haircut for 800, nor someone stupid enough to actually buy it.
I am going to question if there's no way to do it yourself, because that would have to be bullshit; bullshit that im not going to believe

>>1794446
>/pol/tards think this is an argument

>>1787306
Please leave my safe space you're triggering me.

>>1796358
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

>>1782292
too many feels

>>1795447
you have us anon, and we have you.

>>1786412
I can see that. Any sauce on it?

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>>1794446
>Anyone from 4chan who isn't a blathering /pol/ moron is from reddit :)))
Hmmm. I wonder which board that poster is from...

>>1796490
I agree with your fee fees. Please return to your safe box and put the plushie drumpie soldiers by the door to defend you from all the evil non-snowflake races ~~>__<~~.
>>>/pol/

>>1796283
You'd probably run into a price bottleneck at dog safe hair treatments that also fluff like that.

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>>1784821

>>1796358
BULLED

>>1782600
Human created 4chan, this is part of human nature, we all have some good and evil in us, we need to recognize, respect and learn to live with it.

>>1785209
This is it, this is why this world matter.

>>1797129
Going indognito

>>1796147
Or a falsetto?

>>1797084

>That Jazz Hands at the end

>>1782946
>birth of a school shooter.webm

>>1796268
My condolences, anon

>>1796268
F

>>1797661
RIP you beautiful bastard

>>1797655
if I had a dog this is how I'd like to think it comforts me when I'm depressed

>>1797660
too cute

>>1797675
best filename I've seen for this one

>>1796268
I'm sorry my dude...he'll be in pupper heaven

>>1782952
I can't place the song. What song is this? I know that beat.

>>1782952
What song is this? I can't think of the name but I know the beat

>>1798409
>>1798413
"Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes.

>>1797640
Since when are orangatangs able to own a dog and a house? Those feet look like they could hold a glass of water man.

>>1787306
well done

>>1796488
>>1794476
>>1787306
>falling for obvious bait that is copy pasted in multiple threads
kys retards.

>>1783127
No Yakety-Sax version?

>>1785147
Kill yourself

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>>1797676
>Not posting the superior version

>>1791807

Nice doggo. F

>>1782934
So is this doggo actually angry or what?

>>1795447
three (you)s

>>1782946
Ooh, put some Lister's Carbolic Unguent on a wad of cotton. Put the cotton in her ear. That'll stop them shakes.

>>1782944
>tfw dog has human eyes

>>1787426

Wow, nice comeback!

>>1787426

>using "foreigner" as an insult on an international website

>>1797589
Watching it again, maybe it was just a distortion on the recording, but that dog sure did sound like it had distinct vibrato.

A little jelly.

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>>1797662
this deserves sound

>>1781924
14 words at finest

>>1795447
>>1799037
make it 4

>>1797048
Anon.. ;___;

>>1791747
>not indiana_bones.webm

>>1799625
He did both - vibrato in falsetto. You can hear his real howl at the beginning of the video, then his voice cracks as he finds the key. And like you said, one of his in-key howls was a vibrato.

>>1792592
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/597916a0488b8-heavy-breathing-of-the-dogs.php

>>1791807
f

>>1797661
F

>>1797672
holy shit that's a fucking bear

>>1782946
My dog does that when it rains.
It's an odd rain alarm. If the dog is shaking, it's about to rain.

>>1790074
With water.

>>1791747
START THE PLANE

>>1797661
f

Related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b9zfw3Jhv8&list=WL&index=49&ab_channel=CatfishCooley

>>1797661
wtf man i wasnt ready :(

>>1797661
F

>>1782319
>Browsing /b/

>>1799999
when you nut but she still suckin

>>1799167
watch the bottom right of the stick

>>1799630
song is "get up" - by all good things

>>1799999
Witnessed.

>>1800120
WHAT THE FUCK

>>1800120
dude what the actual fuck

>>1791903
Oh no a lot of Cujos™.

>>1795514
YOU TRIED
O
U

T
R
I
E
D

>>1797661
;_;

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>>1791896
So adorable its digusting

>>1783921
Where's the 88, anon-kun?

>>1800120
It obeyed physics just fine, but the framerate drop on that gif made it look like it phased through the wood.

>>1797672
>and old man murtle asked "How long do I have to keep him locked up?"

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>>1791898

>>1799167
?????????
>>1800120

>>1800386

How far did the doggy go in 31 seconds? How fast is the doggy?

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>>1782288

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>>1783143

>>1797048
idk if that is supposed to be comforting or terrifying

>>1798409
darude sandstorm

>>1797666
buddy the rescue dog is awesome, almost all of his videos involve him and his dedication to the tennis ball

>>1782944
one of those dogs doesnt look like right,,,

>>1782946
My dog does this when he's excited; Chihuahua x Whippet.

>>1783921
Owned 4 generations of GS and they're ALL like this; it's kinda funny watching the fathers get a taste of what they were like as puppies and the look on their face is always "I deserve this..."

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>>1780828

>>1800424
stop trying to get me to do highschool physics

>>1797675
Needs the svu title card and it'd be perfect

>>1782990
that's way the dont deserve mercy or pity

>>1800706
how the fuck

>>1800706
Doesn't this guy torture his dog to do this?

>>1782845
his expression you can see fear too

>>1798479
fucking kek

>>1791807
F .
Bro respect to all our hairy guardians and friends

>>1801475
Yes

>>1797661
it still hurts all these months later

>>1798766
Made it less interesting actually
ded meme

>>1783133
Isn't there a edit of this with em swimming in water

>>1800706
fuck people who do this. They basically torture dogs to get them to do this.

>>1787306

eat shit and die anytime shitgobbling niggerlover :3

>>1797661
F

>>1800706
If you see someone's dog doing this there's a 9/10 chance they're abusing the dog.

>>1798479
well this post made my day

>>1782293
>HOLY FUCK A BALL
>HOLY FUCK LEAF
>HOLY FUCK A HUMAN

>>1783134
Shit, man, the way he looks at the cameraman.

>>1782292
tfw no friend like zen

>>1801475
>>1803330
>>1804329
?
am I missing something here

>>1804993
you forgot
>HOLY FUCK THE GROUND

>>1799020
Seconding this question

>>1805344
There are videos of chingchongs tying their dogs to high pipes and beating them whenever they try to get down to get them to walk on 2 legs

>>1805344
>>1805573
>>1805626
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Vni55LLtIA

>>1781942
"You working again, John?"

"Yeah"

"Good night? "

"Afraid so."