Shuffle Dancing webms

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>>1778990

The future of clog dancing.

>>1778990
You know back in the day I would've never guessed how many of these people were on acid/mdma/ecstasy/ect. Almost all of them. And the ones that are the most fucked up out of them all are straight up sober.

>>1779594
that's at least 95% of the history of electronic music bro. it was either:

1. gay dudes in chicago high on pills ready to buttfuck each other to early house/techno
2. UK teens whacked out on ecstasy during the rave and DnB years
3. Amsterdam/Rotterdam teens generally whacked off their asses on whatever they could get to rave/gabber/hard techno/hardstyle
4. israelis in Goa high as fuck off of who the hell knows to early trance

the drugs are just a part of the scene and have been forever

>>1779610
You know what my favorite thing about it is? Everybody is just so fucking nice to each other. Everyones respectful and nobody wants to mess up anybody elses groove, all just there to have a good time.

>>1779617
Fuckin hippies

>>1778992
Track ID?

>>1779621
You should try it out it's super groovy, and honestly you can some fucking top notch music out there.

>>1779652
You should try getting a real job. The benefits are it isn't super groovy and it doesn't have top notch music.

>>1779661
Hahaha breh! Nobody will hire me I was tricked into getting a chemistry degree of all things!

>>1779664
My father was a chemist and he had a job. Even after he was forced into retirement there were job offers on the table.

>>1778991
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't like 90% of what she's doing cutting shapes?

>>1779624
don't leave - mr saldi
Some remix or another, sorry brother that's all I got.

>>1779669
Yes but almost all entry level positions require 3-4 years experience.

>>1779684
>Entry level
>Requires experience
I see where ya dun goofed kid.

>>1778990
Bring me more of this

>>1778991
nice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6HDFv1SBpc

this thread is full of cringeworthy "EDM" and "tech house" garbage

>>1779678
its 100% cutting shapes

>>1778990
>Love that clothing style
>Actually hate the people in the subculture because they're all stoners

>>1779760
Moar Melbourne

>>1778990
ITT: what white people consider dancing

>>1779602
>When they buy the extended warranty

>>1780219
exactly. wtf

>>1780259
the internet doesn't have enough barriers to obsessive behavior

>>1779598
leg day

>>1778990
Cringe as fuck

>>1780363
Skip leg day

kek

coolest thing since popping

>>1779760
>>1780214
Do you happen to know the source? I had a friend who was into this and lives in Melbourne, wondering if it might be him.

>>1783277
So awkward...

>>1783277
i hate this more than words can describe

>>1783348
>when the goyim pay

Hi bailey
:thinking:

>>1778990
lmao people who dance look like complete hysteric monkeys. I will never understand this shit.

>>1783348
jew got some moves.
respect.

>>1779610
Not quite. Im 50 big fat family man and with a few beers I dance like this for 4 hours straight. THe alcohol is a camouflage. Your stereotypes are all in your head.

>>1779617

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/grace

>>1783510
>>1783533
wtf is wrong with you autismos, you have to put a ring on a woman who does that kind of goofy shit, it's sexy as fuck

>>1784462
>I dance like this for 4 hours straight
in your opinion

>>1779598
song ?

>>1786006
Wildchild - Renegade Master

White people

>>1778990
>Shuffle Dancing webms
more like
>No Talent webms

>>1786679
>Dancing requires talent

>>1786682
Protip: It does

>>1786688
Why are kids today so gullible?

>>1783277
>lol white people

>>1786755
>white
She's a slav and she's brown.

Ah shuffling was big down here in australia amongst the wogs and aussies they had shuffle groups and meet ups was awesome watching the group/meet up shuffling vids on youtube between 2006-2012 after that hakkening came in and it looks fucking shit. Wish shuffling was still the in thing.

>>1784489
>this
It's fucking adorable
Had a crush on her 2 seconds into the vid

>>1783348
>the_floor_is_shekels.webm

>>1780219
I used to shuffle, and well, while most shufflers only move to a 4/4 beat with little to no innovation or with poor fundamentals...
There still are a some with real understanding of what dancing is and who push it to its limit.

>>1783533
If you feelin nothing but adoration for that goofiness then fuck you.

Faggot.

>>1778990
I wonder what it feels like to be beautiful

>>1789692
what the fuck. I know what I just watched but I don't believe it

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>>1789692

>>1778990
>when you meet yuna irl

>>1789692
this has to be a joke

>>1789692
>>1790051
>>1790069
>>1791943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UCO9egps4s

>>1779617

Yeah... that's why the Hacienda is still open.

>>1779714

I'd sleep with her just to pinch those shoes.

>>1783277
Id marry this girl so hard

>>1781656
>>1780219
>>1780269
The real cringe is people like you who think that "dancing should be like X not like Y" - dancing is moving to music however the fuck you feel like and makes you feel good. This ain't fucking Antz. Now does the webm not match the thread title? That's a whole another matter.

>>1789692
It's not so weird. It's an industrial dancer funeral.
He probably asked his friends that favor as a farewell.

>>1786406
im pretty sure james brown made up most of these moves 60 years ago....

>>1784489
This.

>>1779617
thats so far from true. if you don't have girls with you to pimp out other girls and males will pull knives if you get too close to their slut friends.

I wish I could dance but I dont go to enough dances and raves to warrant it or learn so I just go with confidence and grind.

>>1778990
> tfw virgin
> just want to dance with a cute girl who aint a slut

>>1778991
jesus she much be rich, Ive never seen a deck and yard that big

>>1778995
pretty ass, I hope they arent a kpop band because thats fkin amatuer

>>1786006
what >>1786358 said but theres a remix by Hi-Lo that's better


>>1779604
shitty moves desu son

>>1779602
lower middle class guys always got the best moves. I think theres another vid of him tho thats a bit better

>>1780259
lmao

>>1792740
Then bring a gun, the natural enemy of the hippy.

>>1792747
>jesus she much be rich, Ive never seen a deck and yard that big
Look at all the other houses in her neighborhood. They are all McMansions. Still if you live in flyover country you can get big pieces of land for little with nice houses on them.

>>1789692
MOOORTAL KOOOOOOMBAT!

>>1791970
best laugh in a while
my sthomach

>>1792552
Don't care, still retarded.

>>1790008
Kill yourself and find out.

>>1779602
he wont be able to touch anything remotely grounded for the rest of his life

>>1789692
thanks. now i want to kill myself.

>>1792747
>jesus she much be rich, Ive never seen a deck and yard that big

this is how normal white people in middle america live.

>>1799253
No, they don't.

>>1791970
They danced for a painfully long time

>>1789692
>1 2 3 FUCK ME
>Sobbing in background
This is beautiful

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>>1778990

>>1800517
It's for sure Middle class but more Upper-Middle. Depending on where she lives the price of those houses could be anywhere from as low as $300k to over a million.

>Aunt's house in Nashville was $300k-ish for that size
>My Fairfax County house was $600k for less than half the house and my aunt's house would be over a mil here

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>>1780214

>>1780259

comment of the month

>>1801705
if anyone's wanting to know, the song is a remix of boogie pimps - someone to love

>>1783348
>When you don't have to give back your tenant's security deposit

>>1780219
grinding, dry humping and twerking is not dancing, tyrone

>>1801705

>socks on a polished wood floor

thats cheating

>>1783348
>the_shekel_shuffle

>>1801705
>>1779760
>TFW used to be a school teacher and the librarian's son was into this shit. He would also try to drop as many /b/ references as possible into conversations and his mum had no idea he spent his nights watching CP and rekt vid's

>Of course I acted like I didn't get any of his references

>>1779582
top bants

>>1783348
song?

>>1780259
Congratulations on posting it again faggot.

>>1779604
she's a big girl

>>1808258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCPglD56w-s

>>1808096
>being a kid
>watching cp


fucking pick one idiot.

>>1779604
sauce on the song

>>1812800
in high school, my friend had the feds kick his doors in and raid his place, taking him out in cuffs and taking his computer for evidence. he went to jail for possession and distribution of child pornography, and they charged him as an adult even though he was 16, all because he wanted to jerk it to chicks that were his own age.

definitely possible to be a "kid" and be interested in "child pornography."

>>1791970
Bonus points for fucking Evanescence playing in the beginning.

>>1808096
It is a felony sexual offense to possess, purvey, or distribute pornographic material involving a minor, regardless of your age. This is why so many high school students get in legal trouble from sexting each other.

>>1801413
Kek'd and grooved. Nice job.

>>1786688
>I'm managed to convince myself that the reason why I'm such an awful person is lack of talent
>This way I'm excused from not practicing anything in particular nor doing spontaneous things for fun
>I also gained a free "I can bitch about others" card when the envy is eating me from the inside

Pro tip: end yourself.

People who look for excuses to not do something well within their capabilities are the true cancer of humanity ever since there is such thing as humanity.

>>1795265
Lost my shit, good one

>>1778990
look at the awkward fucking chode trying to move on her, doesn't have a clue what to do

>>1783348
when the intrest rate drops

>>1801413
Oh man, its been so long since I heard house music, and specially Global Deejays. Nostalgia.

>>1779604

what song??

>>1814808
kek

>>1789692
Lmao

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>>1778990
>Shuffle Dancing

>>1799236
Don't do it, or i will necro dance on your funeral too

>>1786006
the gay master

>>1779751
Yeah, wasn't sure 100% as I'm not super familiar with the style.

>>1813022
Emeli Sande - Next to me, it was one of many remixes of it, good luck finding it.

>>1778990
can someone put this song under it? the beat fits perfectly from 0:33
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlO0I3asb4

>>1819057
the whistling from 1:08 on, emphasizes the glory

>>1778990
Song is tez cadey-seve

>>1779760
Finally some real shuffle

>>1786006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xwb049yMks&t=556s

first track