Spiders

>>1775610
CUTE!

>>1775610
>>1775610
what in G*d's name is this abomination

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>>1775610

>>1775638
I am not okay with this.

>>1775610
That's not a spider.

>>1775621
a whip scorpion, they're harmless really, just look scary as all hell

>>1775655
>>1775655
Thanks. Filename changed.

>Anything spidery will do
still applies, including things that look like big ass spiders with pinchers

>>1775641
Has science gone too far?

>>1775655
Whiptail Scorpions are Arachnids, that's close enough.
It's splitting hairs to try to put things on a line purely defined by us into either column.

>>1775612
Christ.

>>1775621
Its a CG spider theres no such thing as this IRL tho it vaguely resembles a crab.

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>>1775610

>>1775969
>dumbass doesn't know what a whip scorpion is

>>1775638
I still say drow chicks shouldn't get bleaching done, it's just fucking misleading.

>>1775969
It's not CG retard

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>This thread

>>1775612
the cutest thing ive ever seen

Are spiders our bros?

>>1776431
best bros

especially Anansi the spider

>>1775638
that aint alright

>>1776431

No. They must all die.

>>1775641
Read the filename and thought it was the webm where they blended the tarantula into a smoothie

>>1776672
...anyone have a link?

>>1776431
Yeah, world would be overrun by insects if it wasn't for spider bros

>>1775677
scorpions are as far away from true spiders (aranae) as are whip spiders (amblypygi). It's not splitting hairs as the chelicerae are completely different structures (fangs versus pincers etc etc)..

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>>1776431
I adopted a tiger spider in summer. It eats Chilean recluse spiders like popcorn

>>1775610
Someone needs to add Kizuna Ai's voice to this

>>1775612
my sides

>>1775621
>G*d
gas yourself

>>1775989
Killing animals just because they're creepy.
I hate people like this. Unless you have a pest problem just put it outside.

>>1776431
Yes, they fuck up all the other little swine you don't want in your house.

>>1775638
Hot

>>1779740
what movie is this

>>1779781
pretty sure its Enemy by Denis Villeneuve

>>1775638
Always good to see a girl willing to put in her mouth what I wouldn't put in mine

>>1775989
That spider's last thought must of been like
>"No! My babies! Run, run away! Mama can't save y-"

>>1779885
hahaha yaaasss! upvoted!

>>1779938
you're worse than him

>>1779947
ha GOTTEM!!!!!

>>1779740
For a second I thought the guy came home to a giant spider fucking his wife.

>>1776108
Those are not spiders

>>1778732
its not an animal its a pest

>>1776525
>Anansi the spider
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG9eknk6mqw

>>1775655
more closely it's a male of Euphrynichus amanica

wanted one for years but they rarely get imported and I'm always too late to get some

>>1781092
you are the pest senpai

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>>1775610
Brazilian white knee tarantula / NaidensInsects on YouTube

>>1784763
>no touch

>>1784763
I don't understand why the spider is ok with this. Why don't they freak out and start murder-mode?

>>1776108
Yeah they LOOK disturbing, but they're not even remotely a threat to any human ever over at all.

Unless if their main body was the size of a typical car, THEN they would be a threat to humans, and other animals, but since Earth doesn't have that much oxygen anymore, it's alright.

I need to start making oxygen factories.

CAPTCHA: retorno for sale

>>1779881
sauce on song?
sounds familiar

>>1784975
rules of nature

>>1779768
Immediately scroll over replies.

>There it is

>>1784781
Because some breeds of spiders are just completely non-aggressive, even if being bugged like in the webm.

>>1779881
Who the fuck is stupid enough to pick up a spider from the floor with his bare hands?

>>1780906
Are you Japanese by any chance, just curious

>>1775612
I go around spraying raid on dozens of those every spring. Looks about the same except they all die.

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>>1775610

>>1785450
SPIDA JEEZUS

>>1775610
I love how it uses its tail to sense him

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>>1785009
>being bugged

>>1785620
SHEEEEEIIIT THAT LIL NIGGA SPIDA WALKIN ON WATUH SHEEIT LIKE IS SUNSHINE NIGGA :10 laughing emojis:

>>1784763
That is one pretty spider.

>>1781092
>pest killing creature is a pest
u got it sampei

>>1784763
That's kinda cute.

>>1785450
what if you put in a drop of soap?

>>1785381

Cut my eyes open on your comment

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>>1785634

>>1778732
>>1778732
Nah, it makes sense. Spiders trigger every "get the fuck away from that" reflex humans have by the way their designed. I had to start putting myself around spiders more often to realize they're just like regular bugs, and now they don't scare me at all. The internet is great for that.

I agree on putting bugs outside though. Only flies don't get that treatment because they're too annoying to catch.

>>1785035
There's only 1-2 types that are dangerous in your country unless you live in Australia. It's perfectly fine.

>>1780969
But they are arachnids.

>>1784781
If a giant picks you up you have two choices, Attack its hand and hope it drops you without retaliating. Or don't attack and hope it doesn't attack you unprovoked.

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>>1775612
looks fuzzy. The compression artifacts ruin it.

>>1776431
most but not all.

>>1785865
then the water tension would collapse and spider would sink

>>1780906
the giant spider actually is his wife, not even joking. movie called enemy

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>>1784882
>that much oxygen anymore

>>1775610
That's not a spider it's a tailless whip scorpion.

>>1787770
What don't you understand?

>>1787770
The Earth's atmosphere had a MUCH higher concentration of oxygen in the atmosphere millions of years ago. It's what allowed such large prehistoric animals and was so high that a lightning strike could ignite it and cause fire storms.

>>1787770
this fool forgot about trees

>>1787824
>>1787883
>>1787884
I know retards, it's what triggered that reaction for me, thinking about all those fucking humongous insects that must existed back then

>>1787883
>was so high that a lightning strike could ignite it and cause fire storms
Ignite what, the atmosphere?
Oxygen doesn't burn on its own, you need fuel.

>>1787902
Yeah the atmosphere itself. Increasing oxygen lowers ignition points of the fuel involved. In this case the fuel was the other 70% or so that made up the rest of the atmosphere

>>1784763
how does the spider not feel threatened?

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>>1776431

>Chilean tiger spider
YES
>Chilean recluse spider (corner spider)
HELL NO!!! pic related*

>>1787917
No. The fires would burn up the large amount of plants that covered the surface of the land.

>>1787917
>lightning strikes somewhere on the globe
>entire atmosphere is now fire
Calling bullshit.

>>1787917
>In this case the fuel was the other 70% or so that made up the rest of the atmosphere

you mean spiders

>>1787998
Um no the fire is way above the surface
>>1788012
Think of it as just barely not able to catch fire but the intense heat of a lightning strike is able to induce a (relatively)small chain of reactions that set off more smaller reactions nearby. It wouldn't be so much "the sky is on fire" but more like flames spreading out and dying out across the sky
>>1788092
And yes 30% oxygen and 70% spiders
>.
>..
Holy shit what a terrifying image

>>1788348
No. Even if there was more oxygen in the air the air itself wouldn't be on fire. It would be abundant fuel to burn plants on the ground. I don't know where you got the idea that somehow more oxygen means that the air would be on fire, but it's wrong.

>>1785865
You wanna get right in on it, it would sink. But that water looks reasonably still, takes spiders ages to drown so the spood would have a decent chance of making it to dry land. Assuming no predators.

>>1787979
fuck that how does the human not feel threatened?

>>1779740
THE EDF DEPLOYS

>>1784763
What a big cutie

>>1775612
Baby spiders are great, I just love how they shit out some silk and fly around dangling from their butt. It's so silly

>>1787824
>>1787883
>>1787884
tbqh the earth has nearly exactly the same amount of oxygen as it did back then (an insignificant amount being lost to space via probes and probably asteroids splashing some of it out of the atmosphere and into space), it's just that more of it is in non gaseous stages than back then, and now it's dissolved in the ocean or locked in calcareous solids on the ocean floor.

>>1775969
You fucking retarded? Its an amblypigid.

>>1788744

EDF! EDF! EDF!

>>1789801
Not necessarily true. The atmosphere has been, on average, just over 20% for the last 400 million years or so. However it has fluctuated. It peaked.at 30% somewhere around 80 million years ago then plummeted to around 10% right around the mass extinction off the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. After that it leveled back out to 20%. In my opinion it's the only other reasonably viable theory to the dinosaur's extinction after a meteor. Perhaps it was a combination or perhaps the meteor itself caused the dramatic change in oxygen and we're off on when the dip actually happened

>>1776688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2TUIEXJig
Litterally typed the filename into youtube.

>>1776431

Vast majority of spiders are bros, they eat up other insects like flies and will generally keep your house clean.

>>1787982
Chilean spiders are cute, sempai. Black widows are spoopy

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>>1784882
>I need to start making oxygen factories.

You mean Trees?

>>1784763
It broke one fang?

>>1790685
I bet the dude asked for the one with a smoothie.

>>1791134
Trees do not produce oxygen surplus, they consume as much of it as they release. It's a common misconception. The real factory is the oceanic plankton.

>>1788744
EDF!

>>1776021
Need name of the song

>>1787770
kek

>>1788012
Nitrogen in the atmosphere renders the oxygen inert... you know that pure ox is highly flammable (look at the apollo 1 disaster) you just forgot about the nitrogen bonding to the oxygen.

>>1791295
Yep

>>1791304
(((((scaryface)))))
Literally the spider

>>1791845
Yeah because nitrogen(an inert noble gas) mixes with oxygen and creates nitrous oxide, which we all know is a totally stable substance. That's why it's used as a fuel to push normal engines past their normal operating speed.

>>1791845
>>1792017
Also, oxygen is not highly flammable. It's an oxidizer. Pure oxygen cannot ignite. It increases how flammable a substance is but pure oxygen cannot produce flames. Same goes with ozone(O3)

>>1775641

It looks like an unused Half-Life 2 asset.

>>1776431
Some spiders are bros, some spiders are haters

>>1775641
1000$? are you people fucking insane?
would be cool to have one but cmon
1000$ is too much for a fancy rc..

>>1784781
spiders have supertonic senses that allow them to feel energy on a whole new level, basically they can read your intentions; be passive and receive passiveness.

>>1792119
not in Australia

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Made your spider P O K E M O N

>>1786583
that's absolutely not how most animals work.

>>1792119
I call bullshit on this.

>>1784781
>>1787979
Spiders and other arthropods dont think like we do, or like dogs do, or sharks. They've got decentralized bundles of nerves that function like our spinal cord does during reflexive motions, loosely connected with a larger ganglial cluster that coordinates their activity. They're bundles of reflexes with a jukebox switching out the Eat record with the Make Web record with the Bite The Shit Out Of That record. They're more like robots than they are like us. Also think about it this way: we're several hundred to several thousand times their size. Our little finger is barely something their brain can quantify as a distinct entity, and we dont move anything like their prey or normal enemies. It's like registering a mountain as a threat. Unless you're actively causing it pain or jabbing at it like a dick, there's nothing telling it to bite. It's not that there isn't a reason, there literally isn't programming to deal with objects like a human.
tl;dr, we're not on their pred/prey list, so be nice and they've got no reason to bite

>>1791357
pumped up kicks

>>1778732
Maybe you would like to have spider-infested house. I wouldn't, kill that shit.

Besides, how the fuck was he supposed to "put it outside", when it's tens of baby spiders coiled around a bigger one?

>>1775610
Snibeti Snab X--DD

>>1787762
I still don't completely get what the Spider represents. I sort get how the movie is a play on the guy having an affair and his lover finding out he's married and his wife kind of accepting his new, more calm and laid back demeanor. But seriously whats the spider?

>>1775612
what is the background music from the start?
I swear ive heard it before

>>1793819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5uY08HThc

>>1791302
That's factually incorrect. Plankton consume oxygen as they are animals and therefore incapable of photosynthesis, thanks for playing though! The oceans take the most CO2 from the atmosphere than anything because CO2 is denser than air and can be consumed by kelp forests (as well as being water soluble). But yeah saying that anything other than a few species of protzoa and all plants photosynthesize is not right in any way shape or form and shows that you get more info from videos online than reading peer reviewed research.

>>1792658
So how come some spiders have bitten me while i was asleep?

>>1794395
>what is phytoplankton
Jesus dude, you obviously missed 7th grade biology

>>1794409
You probably rolled on them or pinched them in your sleep.

>>1776688
fuck off

>>1792230

Lel cute

>>1791304
What a cute little fella.

>>1785450
woda spooda

>>1792111
high-precision servos are expensive, man

>>1792119
What bullshit are you talking, nigga?

>>1792762
>put glass over spider
>slide piece of paper under glass
>lift and remove from house

Wow that was incredibly difficult.

>>1786007
>There's only 1-2 types that are dangerous in your country unless you live in Australia. It's perfectly fine.
are you stupid? Look what happens when you do it with bare hands >>1785035 - you get wrecked. You NEVER pick spiders with bare hands.

>>1791302
>Trees do not produce oxygen surplus, they consume as much of it as they release
except that is bullshit.

>>1775610
That's not a spider. That's a arachnid, but no spider.

>>1791302
nice sources

>>1775667
Not far enough, I say.

>>1785450
jesus christ

>>1775610
This guy's amblypygids really don't like him. His other bugs seem a lot happier with him.

>>1788092
The earth was never 70% spiders

>>1792111
They're for people with money who like to mess around with electronic things and microcontrollers.

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>>1785634

>>1794409
You may have trapped one while moving around in your sleep, also bites aren't necessarily those of spiders, many bugs bite.

>>1795437
I wouldn't be so sure about that anon

>>1776431
I never kill daddy long leg spiders in my house, they're absolutely bros
But I do kill black widows whenever I see one.

>>1791304
>make contact

>>1791304
He's skitzin hard

>>1785703
Fuck
I cracked up at 10 laughing emojis
god bless anon

>>1786007
Even in Aus, the list of spiders who can actually kill you in the modern day is remarkably short.

Spiders are shit.

>>1787917
this is retarded
stop talking about subjects you have no idea about

>>1779740
I never understood that part of the movie

>>1775610
why is this happening? that thing should be destroyed

>>1776431
I give spiders the Batman treatment: I know they are somewhat helping buuut if I see you I gotta git ya

>>1785381
enjoy your pests
oh what am i saying, you spray those too probably
not realizing that spiders would take care of those on their own
if only you left them to their devices

>>1775638
H O T

O

T

>>1786007
most indoor spiders can't actualy survive that well outside

>>1787883
That only counts for arthropods though, because our lungs are way more efficient vertrebrates don't have to worry about oxygen levels when it comes to size.

>>1775610
Tailless whip scorpion, though not a scorpion or spider. One of my favourite animals, over 30 species I think, most of which are in Mexico. I've only found one in the wild as they're nocturnal and love hanging out in caves / near good cover.

>>1775989
is this what happened to the jews during ww2?

>>1784763
das dangerous

>>1784882
i always here this oxygen meme
does this really work?
would a spider in a lab grow bigger with each generation if you'd put more oxygen in her environment

>>1798143
if you did it for like several millennia you might see some change. Predators in part evolve to better suit their prey. So you'd have to make larger prey too.

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>>1796836
>21 hours ago
depends on what you call "daddy long legs". What most americans refer to as daddy long legs are really harvestment (opiliones). They don't really hunt bugs like spiders do they tend to harvest fungi and other little bits they can put into their mouths. They're like the scavengers of the arachnids. They don't have any venom at all.

>>1776049
gave me a sensible chuckle

Wow

Schpaiders

>>1792017
>Nitrogen
>Inert
>Nitrogen
>A noble gas

u wot m8?

>>1792658
Well written and informative post anon, bravo.

>>1797777
Tailless whip scorpions (pincher spider thing) are harmless. Sure, they look like utter hellspawn, but they're really just gentle giants. This one was provoked, but even so, observe the nonexistent damage it does to the person's hand

>>1791310
underrated

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>>1798246

>>1794409
Spiders hate faggots.

>>1799683
poor rat

>>1781384
>nigger history

>>1792119
>he thinks animals are literal mind readers
look at the hippe, look at him at laugh

>>1794675
I'd just continue to follow my cave man instincts and kill that shit on the spot thank you, in fact I'll kill every bug that gets close to where my children sleep, fuck em.

>>1791304
is he doing some threatening dance or is he forming some web?

you can see some glimmers at the left

>>1775638
aaaaaaaaaaand I'm in love

>>1799683
creepy af how he brings it to his lair to eat it out of sight

>>1801184
It's a sexy dance

https://youtu.be/aNHK565cVe8?t=78

>>1800787
This

>>1791064
Chilean corner spiders are way more common in houses than black widows in their respective countries; and both their bites are (arguably) equally dangerous.

>>1778732
i would have used a can of raid. no survivors.

>>1792119
that would make spiders more intelligent than humans, in which case the world would have likely been enslaved thousands of years ago.

>>1785450
there is a spider like this that actually hunts underwater because it can capture air bubble in it's abdomen.

>>1800787
this

>>1801443
>that sound it makes when it walks

jesus fucking christ kill it with fucking napalm

>>1801443
>they live up to 25 years

good luck humanity

>>1779881
this needs a to-be-continued, with the still image roughly at the moment he's just about to hit the book shelv

>>1784763
>LEE ME ALOWN

>>1778732
>having a spider-bro catching whatever flies into your house
cool whatever
>having a spider-whore give birth to literally thousands of spiders on your kitchen floor

>>1794395

phytoplankton, you retard

>>1775621
Amblypygi

>>1786007
>There's only 1-2 types that are dangerous in your country unless you live in Australia. It's perfectly fine.
Sounds like something that a spider would say

>>1776049
>drow chicks
what this?

>>1799683
Imagine if they were as big as wolves or even bears?

>>1801209
I prefer to eat out of sight, too, though.

>>1801209
If it was in the wild it would have to worry about a bird attacking it while eating.

>>1799683
Good. Rats are pests.

>>1806844
But that is a mice, not a rat.

>>1776431
most of them
except hunstmans
Huntsmans are cunts, like hunstmans are to spiders what Ibis's are to birds, literally just fat fucking cunts who ruin everything and are weak pussy faggots.
Like that one skinny guy who thinks he's tough shit but would just get smashed by anyone in a fight.
Fuck huntsmans and fuck everything they stand for.

>>1775610
>Spiders Thread
>Stars with not a spider
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi

>>1792658
I like the analogy I'll use if I'm ever prompted by a child or childlike adult to explain why tarantulas don't bite

>>1806955
>t. cockroach

>>1779881

YES YES SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN

>>1778732
Lol grow up dude.

Kill that shit a thousand times over. Spiders kill bugs that fly into their website, I kill spiders that crawl into my home.

There's a difference between killing bugs and spiders in nature for a thrill and killing spiders where you live.

>>1807222
kek

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>>1807541
>into their website

>>1807541
nothing to do with being a "grown up", you're just a faggot who doesn't like spiders

>Spiders kill bugs that fly into their website, I kill spiders that crawl into my home.
also this analogy is retarded, spiders kill other bugs so they can eat, you kill spiders because you're a pussy faggot

>>1787770
That's heavy doc.

>>1791304
Well, I'm aroused.

>>1776049
nice one lad

>>1775641
Its fucking adorable holy shit

>>1792658
>there literally isn't programming to deal with objects like a human.

I call complete bullshit.
You mean to say that they have no evolution induced capacity to defend themselves from a much larger threat as if humans are the only things that could ever pick them up or interact with them?

>>1808178

The largest natural predator a spider has is frogs or lizards maybe 10x larger than themselves. You don't see Komodo Dragons or Iguanas eating flies after all.

Can you even begin to imagine a lion trying to hunt down a quarter sized spider? No, because that'd be fucking silly. Where we find silly, they find literally incomprehensible. As he said, we're as tall to them as a mountain is to us.

The bite reflex is only triggered in defense, even if we don't correctly identify their actions as defensive. If they come into our bed while we're sleeping, and we roll onto them and they bite; We'd say they shouldn't be in our fucking bed. They, however, wouldn't have even percieved us as a creature, and thus wouldn't have known to stay away.

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>>1775638
>>1776049
>I still say drow chicks shouldn't get bleaching done, it's just fucking misleading.
>>1806421
>what this?

>The drow or dark elves are a generally evil, dark-skinned, and white-haired subrace of elves in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy roleplaying game.

>>1808178
It's perfectly reasonable that spiders don't even have the hardware to go aggressive against creatures that are way out of their weight class, otherwise they'd get fuck'd instead of simply walking away from the encounter.

>>1807222
at least cockroaches only eat trash
>but hunstmans eat other bugs!
fuck no they don't
i've witnessed them before, they eat other goddamn spiders the cunts.

>>1808312
And yet there are too many examples to list of insects and other similar creatures that have no qualms or hesitation about biting or stinging a person handling them in the same manner as >>1784763, including other spiders.

>>1808312
>>1809491
I mean Christ, what does your argument even consist of when the first example in the thread shows a whip scorpion attacking someone's hand?

>>1808617
>>1775638

are there any webms/vids of spider people actually being bitten by thier pets? I know the ones people put on their faces are generally harmless, but there ought to be a lot of crazy fucks who play around with a venomous spider.

>>1793005
it represents a shitty ending

>>1775641

Pretty cute Tachikoma

>>1789801
>atmosphere
>atmosphere
>atmosphere
>atmosphere
I didnt realize rocks on the bottom of the ocean floor counted as the >atmosphere
Go fuck yourself, faggot trying to act smart but cant even read

>>1792017
I know this sounds strange but n2o really isnt that flammable, its very stable at room temperature, its also not a fuel source in any combustion, its an additional oxidizer like o2, but its advantge is density, you can get alot more n2o in a cylinder then o2, which lets you pump in more gas and have it all combust properly.

So really n2o is no more explosive then pure o2, its only dangerous when its near fuel

>>1809501
Its not a spider?
Its not attacking him?
Are you ok anon?

>>1809501
right it looks to me like that whip scorpion definitely tracked that human with intent to kill and totally isn't just responding to what the human hand that won't leave it alone is doing

>>1799683
The weak should fear the strong.

>>1811016
Do you mean to imply that this person>>1784763
is being less aggressive than this one?>>1775610

I think you're entirely missing the point, which is that arachnids, spiders, and many insects are clearly capable of realizing much larger threats and acting to defend themselves from them without needing to be endlessly prodded or attacked.

>>1810858
>Its not a spider?
That's beside the point. It's about the relative sizes, not the species.

>Its not attacking him?
Yes it obviously is. Those appendages are its mechanisms for attacking prey. That's like saying that a stinging scorpion isn't attacking.

>>1775641
Why the fuck is that so cute

>>1801177
>look at him at laugh
Are you alright dude?

>>1776431
I have a love-hate relation with spiders. I think their design to be diabolical but also cool as fuck.

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>>1776431
No. Spiders are for marrying.

>>1791064
Black aren't in any way dangerous to human(unless you put it in your mouth, in that case you deserve to die) the are to little to be able to penetrate our skin so their incredible poissonus venom is pretty harmeless to human

>>1812267
*black widow

>>1778732
I doubt spiders are conscious and have the capacity to feel pain

>>1812298
Evry animal need pain to live

>>1812298
The pain is something that say to you that that things is bad for you so is better you don't touch twice

>>1812308
Yeah, most animals require some kind of reaction to bad stimulus, otherwise they would die. But just because a creature has a reaction doesn't mean that they "feel pain" in the same way that we do, or that they have any consciousness like we do.

With our current technology, we could build a simple spiderbot that reacts to certain kinds of touch, just like a living spider. I think both the robot and real spider are such simple systems that consciousness is unlikely.

However, now this encroaches the mystery of consciousness, which is that there's no way to tell if something is conscious unless you ARE that thing. So ultimately we'll never know, because we'll probably never be able to switch places with a spider to know what it's like.

>>1812313
learn english, pajeet

>>1808692
So why is the hobo spider know to chase after people?

>>1787979
it's a power of love.

>>1801184
It's a mating dance. He's trying to pick his spider waifu. I don't remember exactly but I guess If she doesn't like it, she eats him or severly beats him.

>>1784763
>A-anon-kun! Leave me alone!
>S-stop looking at my sternum B-baka!
>No, I-I don't mind if it's you anon-kun, but it's still eembarassing you know?

>>1801443
I remember this channel, it's that video or the one right after it they bloody drop the spider and it ends up dying from a ruptured abdomen

>>1799683
Isn't live prey a bad idea?

>>1784763
Really pretty.

>>1812563
I thought most spiders don't eat carcasses.

>>1812274
Tell that to the people who get bitten by black widows, i'm sure they'd love to have a word with you.

>>1812563
I think that depends on the animal and it's environment. I know you don't do that with snakes because they're ambush hunters and their terrariums usually don't have places for them to completely hide themselves, giving the Rat a chance to fuck the snek's shit up before it has time to line up a strike. Whereas in this instance the spider has plenty of places to line up an ambush

>>1788744
>>1790073
>>1791305
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

>>1811557
Rach-nee is best -nee

>>1795437
source?

>>1791357
Foster the children - Pumped Up Kicks (Bridge Law Remix)

>>1778353
>It eats Chilean recluse spiders like popcorn
Do you live in South America? I fear my house has these fuckers everyday, apparently they're fucking dangerous.
Every time i find a spider i capture, take pics of it and start asking on the internet what species it is, it's driving me nuts.

>>1797678
>>1793005
The spiders in the movie are supposed to represent his fear and hatred of women that he believes control his life.

The final scene shows him seemingly happy with where his marriage, but then he gets an invitation to the strip club again. When he seriously considers going back, he goes back to regarding his wife as a spider, so to speak.

Basically, the morale of the movie is that the dude has serious issues with healthy relationships.

>>1817018
Or that he's a Paranoid Schizophrenic, either way not a good "morale", lol

>>1817147
He doesn't literately see them as spiders, that's just the magic of film making.

And the dude's not supposed to be a good guy. I mean, the point of the ending is that he creates toxic relationships himself.

>>1785450
I used to breed those

>>1785450
Cute

>>1784763
Dude, that thing is rad. I want one.

>>1778732
you dont think that spider was a pest?

>>1794409
That's an urban myth. Someone gets a rash and suddenly its a spider that bit you in the night. That you never saw but you just know it somehow.

>>1798266
I've seen some people call craneflies daddy long legs too. Cellar spiders are what I call daddy long legs. I'm not a big fan of Harvestmen, they have stinky glands and you find them in huge clumps like that picture.

>>1776431
Wolf Spiders might be the bro-ist tier spiders. Their bite doesn't do much to people, and they will help hunt and get rid of the worst pests, including bed bugs. They'll also take on centipedes if the mood strikes them.

>>1800787
This.

>>1794409
If you were bit while asleep, how do you know it was a spider

>>1800787
this desu, senpai

>>1800787
that

>>1800787
This.

>>1791304
What a cute little fella

>>1791304
>those strings

AN ENEMY STAND

>>1806421
>>1808617
Note that most drow worship an evil spider goddess and are generally spider-themed.

>>1775638
Disgusting.

>>1775641
Thank you for this dance, Spider bro.

>>1776431
For the most part, yes. Sometimes spiders can be trouble, though. Much like any creature on our Holy Lord's Earth.

>>1784763
>Oh hey man, what's up, how's it- whoa hey come on man don't pick me up that's... that's weird

>>1787770
GIANT INSECTS STABBING YOU RIGHT THROUGH THE TORSO BECAUSE SLOW DEATH FROM LIQUIDIZATION.

>>1787902
Oxygen DOES burn on its own. Liquid oxygen is extremely flammable.

>>1794770
If no new sources of carbon are released into the air there will be a point where the oxygen levels will increase globally. However, they will also hit a max saturation where trees aren't getting enough carbon to sustain themselves.

>>1775610

Yeah I got no reason to sleep tonight

>>1775641
Science isn't about "why?", it's about why not!

- Cave Johnson

>>1775638
you'd have to check her vagina for spiders before sex

think about it

>>1792230
The music synchs with its attacks wtf

>>1779881
lel

>>1811478
Sharks can perform an investigatory bite. Why can't a whip spider perform an investigatory pinch?

The big problem with the case that you and others are trying to make is that you're taking isolated examples from specific species and trying to apply that to an entire family. Certainly some spiders will be more aggressive. And stinging insects typically have territory, and resources stockpiled that would be desirable to a larger predator - bees with honey, and wasps with their young. More solitary stinging insects typically have their stingers/venom to deal with birds, small mammals, and other arthropods. It makes sense that handling them would cause a violent reaction.

That anon can still be correct even with the few counter examples that have been provided, simply because of how many species we're dealing with, and how diverse they are.

>>1775641
i love it

>>1800787
Yup

>>1792658
> They're bundles of reflexes with a jukebox switching out the Eat record with the Make Web record with the Bite The Shit Out Of That record. They're more like robots than they are like us.
does someone have some reasonable sources (section in aknowledged biology/neurostuff textbook is okay) for this and other similar theories that say that insects or spiders are basically non-sentient?
Do we even understand neurostuffs that well?