Where's the birb thread?

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>>1754024
It got archived.

>>1754037
>prussia gloria music
>nazi

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>>1754037
I think this is the dog you're looking for

>>1754042
That cat could've lost an eye.

>>1756544
Trying to place the song(s) it's mimicking, any help, birdly anons?

>>1756552
Totoro theme.

>>1756544
Sorry about your dog bro.

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>>1754042
>Do you feel in charge?

>>1756552
Another one >>1737077

>>1754024
2deep4u

>>1758656
Why are cockatoos so silly? It's like they are completely aware of it and do it on purpose.

>>1759547
Bird mating is about the male attracting as much attention as possible afaik.

>>1759639
That's true. But >>1758656 is a female. That's just how cockatoos are.

>>1759808
This is oddl arousing

>>1759808
I understood that filename

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>>1760266

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>>1760270

>>1756530
that was great :D

>>1754042
>japanese schoolgirl blocks the stairs

>>1760270
that's made by keke

>>1760221

me too you stick.

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>>1755226

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>>1761862
stop overposting this

:^)

>>1761867

it's an a he

>>1760270
For some reason every time they do the kick line my sides go into orbit

>>1761903
jesus that must be fun to live with

>>1760270
Never figured out how to be this amazing on Flipnote

>>1754024
Fucking Lennie

>>1762974
What a strange bird

>>1754042
that thousand yard stare

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>>1763295
shit posted wrong soz

>>1763214
That cat is angry and about to attack.

Great it's another birb thread with half of them being the goose-stepping bird.

>>1762974
the other birds are cool, but this birb is best

>>1763295
lol what the fuck

>>1754024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER8osR1DdkM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--CaW47nDmk

>>1763158
thats one sexy birb

Is it me or has 4chan been slow lately?

I've never had a problem before a couple days ago, now I can't watch any webm without it stopping at some point to load

My other stuff doesn't seem affected

>>1764482
Kek he lost balance for a moment there.

>>1767685
I only have issues with some youtubes.

>>1760273
I read bird toilet, and was expecting something else when the music started.

>>1761903
Where's the Disturbed edits?

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>>1760270

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>>1763261
NANI~?!

>>1754042
Any non salon cat would have butchered that parrot in 5 second flat.

>>1763298

>Gibs me dat, where the white womyn at?

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>>1761867
>insulting strangers on the street
>it's all cool
gotta love this country

>>1768054
gotchu senpai

>>1761903
That is insane. The sounds he's making remind me of a radar

>>1763298
G A L O D E K A L S A

>>1764482
That's a guy in a suit right?! Some sort of weird bird furry??

>>1770040
so that's a chicken bender

>>1773861
those are ducks you retard

>>1759547
I've heard that being in captivity turns them insane, but I don't know if that's true or not.

>>1773742
no that's a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>1773742
No. It's just a very large Brahma chicken

>>1774004
Australian here. No, they're like that in the wild too. Entire flocks of them all acting like fuckwits.

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>>1754024
Question-

Do you think he threw the thing so fuckin hard cause he knew it was dead, or it dead cause he threw the thing so fuckin hard?

>>1776864
It probably was stressed out from the way he was holding it, and the throw either snapped its neck or gave it a heart attack.

>>1763298
is this a sequel to stranger's wrath?

>>1763295
Not what i came here for but that filename and footage is out of control.

>>1760270
This was surprisingly really satisfying to watch

>>1773987
That's quacked brother. How does he do it?!

>>1770053
A big bird like that would fuck up any cat stupid enough to do anything about it.

My cat died because she was stupid enough to attack a big raven. She hit it and the raven pecked her a couple of times and she bled to death before i could reach the vet. Saddest day so far. The raven just flew away like nothing happened, that bastard.

>>1761903
Title should be "deep throat"

>>1776864
Birds don't have diaphragms. Bet he suffocated it holding its chest. Always lightly grab back and neck to hold a bird

>>1754133
It's the song that plays at the Nazi rally in Indiana Jones.

>>1756544
Dog about your sorry

>>1763163
My what a large beak this birb has

>>1759847
i'll bet dinosaurs could do this shit

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>>1759547
Most birds are very social and desire attention, given they're pretty clever they figure out humor works.

>>1763214
Cats see eye contact as aggressive and insulting.

>>1783407
Sounds like IDM.

>>1763163
What's the song name?

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>>1783333
check'd the fuck out of these quads

>>1783341
>Two T-Rexes approach each other, shaking the ground slightly, making smaller creatures scatter
>They make eye contact, the male moves his neck to one side, doing a spin with the rest of his body
>HII!
>The male begins flapping his stubby feathered arms in order to impress the female
>RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE RE
>HI!

>>1764482
thicc

>>1759639
So birds are just the fuckbois of the animal kingdom then...hm.

>>1776864
It's because he's a nigger.

>>1764482
I would put all my money down on that bird in a game of Cock Magic.

>>1761903
I fucking love it when these things come visit near my house

They are the cheekiest cunts, I saw one flying with an entire live snake in its beak

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>>1776864
probably the 10G's of force hit that birb hard when he threw it and knocked it unconscious. if anything would have killed that birb, it would have been it hitting the ground

>>1780125
nah, Königgrätzer marsch is what plays at the book burning desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf-HZz5Qv8E

>>1767685
Have you tried deleting cookies? Maybe turning off your device? Those usually do it, for me at least.

>>1784998
>
How ?

>>1784998
the fuck happened here?

>>1786082
Camera frame rate matches the bird's wing flapping.

>>1786082
Created a cone with its wings.

>>1786231
Skyrim got a graphics update

>>1786082
framerate of the camera matched the frequency of the birb's flapping

>>1786231
Same thing that happens when a helicopter in flight is being filmed but the blades don't seem to be moving.

>>1780211
Air is free my friend

>>1776864
tfw no bird dickbutt

>>1776881
Underrated

>>1787816
super fucking kawaii, holy shit

>>1770040
wtf

>>1784998
Dem FPS

>>1785423
That bird has frosted tips

>>1762974
I think your bird might have autism.

>>1789114
WHAT THE FUCK

NICE

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>>1789415

>>1789349
Sorry about your dog.

>>1785423

Can this birb take me to flavor town?

>>1786222

Truly the dinosaurs have left behind an astounding legacy.

>>1755228
>woman

Can someone please post the webm of a parrot that hears his favorite song and gets all excited and starts singing a little bit?

>>1789412
Same birb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k67nt0ZUk4

>>1759808
He's hungry, that's a feeding response. Give the bird something to eat you heartless cock knockers.

>>1789444
"How are you doing, fellow seagulls"

>>1789444
wht a fuckinh ugly sesagull

>>1756544
sorry about your dog

>>1780125
Kek, you dumb fuck. And only ecause the nazis used a march song doesnt mean its from them, it means its a german march.
You know we exist for a lot longer than nazi times you fucking yank.

>>1790335
Germany is apart of the Caliphate now. It no longer has an independent existence. Under nazism was the last time Germany was truly sovereign.

>>1785423

>saving a seagull

Nigga fucked up.

>>1760270
Cute!

>>1790335
did I say the nazis invented it?
did I say the it was from the nazis?

time to re-chain that aggression kiddo, not everyone you're replying to is the person you were replying to before

>>1787816
>>1788159
>>1788180
>>1788928
>>1790771
>>1789403

Finally some new stuff in a birb thread

(I love birbs, it's just for a while it was the same stuff every thread)

anyone have the cockatoo that screams when some girls say hello to it?

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>>1786220

>when you are trying to sing but some faggot interrupt you

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>>1789934

>>1787816

Peepin' Tom.

>>1791009

but its an albatross

>>1795959
The old camel spider being a fucking freak meme.

Terrible spiders, just crawl into weird places and try to bite your toes off all the time

>>1789114
never seen or hear about this. Is this normal for what ever that bird is?

>>1789743
do you wonder if the dinosaurs were retarded like some of these birds are today?
im imagining a trex sticking its head into a hold and screaming
not a roary scream but a shrill shriek

>>1787181
That birb looks like hes been getting shat on all day

>>1790994
imagine being a tiny bird and get comfy brushies like that

>>1755528
and it knows it too

>>1789114
awe so cute

>>1761867
Holy shit. That's the Bay Horse in Chorley.
I'm about 5 minutes away.

I need to find this guy.

>>1789428
>on the internet nobody knows you're a flock of finches

>>1789412
Some flashing text on a two-second loop of this would make a good PARTY HARD gif.

>>1798068
A group of finches is called a charm.

>>1764482
That's a fucking dinosaur

>>1798185
Thats adorable.

>>1798212
A group of larks is called an exaltation

>>1790335
The fucking nazis tainted everything about pre-war Germany and some extra things too. Think of the toothbrush moustache and the swastika!

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>>1798383
holy shit they've been busy stealing goslings from the other geese.

>>1798424
why would they even do that? is that not disadvantageous from a fitness standpoint?

>>1798455
Geese tend to have very strong parental instincts. They'll pretty much adopt any egg or gosling they find. Either their parents were killed defending the babies and their goslings were absorbed by another pair or they became separated and the goslings just went along with it. Sometimes geese at a small pond will chase off the other parents leaving a sort of alpha pair with all the goslings.

>>1786082
it's caught in a spider web you muppets, if you pause and start it enough, you can see the legs of the spider at the top of the frame

this shit happens all the time in australia

>>1798563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX4U9QRbviA
>Yes it is happening due to the capture frame rate matching the flap speed of the bird.

>>1761867
holy fuck I wish we could have dank bantz like that here in the US

you fuckers know how to have a good time

>>1760270
This reminds me of something Aardman would do.

>>1794611
thank jew

>>1790771
>I'm getting you out of here
>Come!
>no
>Ok then fuck off

>>1796227
Thank you!

>>1796804
They probably acted more like lizards but it's a nice thought.

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>>1761903

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>captcha says find the woodpeckers

Fucking google botnet knows everything

>>1761903
fuck these cunts, every fucking morning these fucking shits roost near my bedroom window and pull that shit, swear they're laughing at me sometimes

>>1786220
>Giving the poor birb PTSD

:(

>>1761903
As an aussie it is my sworn duty to tells these little fucks to fuck off every morning

>>1786082
>>1786231
nerve gas

>>1800701
>NOW who's aggressive?! Huh?!

>>1761867
>He's an arsehole
There's something hilarious to me about insulting an animal.

>>1789444
This perfectly captures the stature of the U.S. compared to other countries.

>>1756544
hey feller, shame about yer snake. We all knewer well.

>>1789114
I was having such a good time and then you had to show this fucked up cannibalism.

But serious why the fuck the lastest bird did not got the fuck out? that guy is a fking psycopath or something.

>>1801315
They were babies.

>>1801323
Suddenly now shit makes sense.
But fuck nature can be horrible sometimes.

>>1784124
>>1787181
These should not make me laugh so hard, but get me every time.

>>1796227
This one's so sweet

>>1801236
don't kid yourself burger you're kakapos nowadays

>>1789433
How cool would it be to have an owl hanging out in your dining room?

>>1790771
Possibly the best so far

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>>1778395
oh damn

>>1756544
beautiful dog bro, shame about what happened

>>1799359
what kind of boid is this?

>>1789114
jesus fucking christ

>>1788928
he

had

a

hat

>>1756530
kek. sounds like final fantasy victory theme

>>1788928
tfw becky let you smash

>>1798289
a group of seagulls is called a mcdonalds parking lot

>>1756544
i wanna dance with him

>>1762974
sorry for your bird man

>>1754024
I wanna buy a birb just so I can teach it so say
"I'M A FUCKING BIRRRRRRRRRRRD!'

>>1803214
Because it is

>>1756544
Sorry about your dog anon.

>>1803301
Good night Anon!
I hope you'll sleep well and your birb won't wake you up in the middle of the night.

>>1788928
>tfw you must fulfill the genki role

does anyone have the webm of that dude hanging out with his giant bird friend?

>>1783407
It sounds like it's repeating death grip samples

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>>1803739
you think thats angery?

>>1784998
Birds don't flap there wings when there's no one is watching.. Ture fact!

>>1803725
What birds are these? I like their dedication.

>>1800687
Kookaburra's are the best birds. Except when it's 4 in the fucking morning and all 900 of have a laugh at the same time.

>>1803831
>when the teacher calls you for your presentation

>>1803867
Striated caracara

>>1800705
Should have added the part where Jaws comes in to bite their asses.

>>1763298
>not chickenpants.webm

>>1783407
>kill gods

>>1761867
Talking like that to a complete stranger in a completely cordial conversation lmao.

>>1786220
>STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

>>1804225
>Striated caracara
Thanks anonpai.

>>1787234
>diving bord.webm

>>1789412
so what stops birds from getting brain damage by bashing their heads into things like this

>>1798424
>not using cowboys from hell
why even bother

>>1804495
bird brains born pre-damaged

>>1804560
>t. shitbird

>>1756552
>Literally asking people on 4chan what song a bird is mimicking
Thats a bit much don't you think ?

>>1806403
somebody knows, trust me

>>1801667
Largest and second largest air forces in the world.
Suck my dick

>>1806520
>muh largest cock1!

somebody's preping a bull tonight

>>1789408
Dude. Imagine this at 4am

>>1796227
when you don't know all the words, but you mumble along anyway

>>1763158
this made me genuinely happy

>>1783407
that species of bird is actually known for reciting complex mimic's to court mates. Discoverers of the species first noticed it when it started to mimic the shutter sounds of their cameras.

>>1789542
ehehehehe

>>1803725
frat birbs

>>1806468
This is increadibly comfy.

>>1796227
Bird's favourite song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYvAn1WbI
Skip to 2:50

>>1756544
Is that "Totoro"?

>>1806468
This kind of docility is usually the result of owners having the inner ear of their pet birds partially or fully removed, or sometimes filled with a sort of epoxy. It's a little like declawing a cat. The owner likes it because the way most birds act when rendered basically helpless by the procedure is 'cute'. And because bird ownership is pretty rare, lots of vets don't understand or care to understand how grossly unethical this is.

>>1807995
what the fuck

>>1807995
>nobird owner talking shit out of his ass

I used to do this to my birb for hours, he even came looking for my hands and start rubbing his head on them, it just feels great for them

stop reading stupid fakenews on the internet

How do you keep them from pooping everywhere?

>>1789423
how in the fuck

>>1807995
Cool story, PETA.

>>1807995
Even if that shit were true, why would you hate being at peace and docile?

>>1808380
Magnets n shiet

>>1783407
Those are pretty neat noises

>>1807719
Been looking for this song

>>1800705
Brings new meaning to the term "surfin bird"

>>1808380
Chickens can do it too

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>>1783333
What is the music?

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>>1808380

>>1806468
>>1808007
I'm pretty sure crows practice a form of social grooming, this is perfectly normal for them.

>>1809206
Adorable. It looks like a pokemon or some other cute cartoon animal.

>>1761867
>Meanwhile in the Opposite Australia

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>>1789423
>>1809206

>>1787234
man, it's amazing how many weeks these cameramen spend just to get that one shot.

>>1787816
>HERE'S JOHNY!

>>1776864
Like a school of fish in the sky.

>>1788180
Pretty much what my dick looks like these days

>>1802493
Andean Condor. I actually seen that guy in person. He's just fucking huge.

>>1803739
I'd love to know what that cat's thinking.

>>1809506
heh
>>1809206
That's gotta have something to do with hawks proficiency in flight right?

>>1800696
Oh, No!
It's retarded...

>>1810328
>I can't stand it when he plays with his food

>>1776881
Brilliance

>>1810559
A parakeet with basil doing the same thing cats do with catnip.

>>1762974
how many marajauns did that decide inject into youre fur bird?

>>1787181
designated shit penguin? did he forget to keep his wife's eggs warm or what?

>>1810334
Chickens do this too, I think all birds can do this.

>>1803905
There's also the old wives tale that if a group of kookaburras laugh as a collective someone in the area is pregnant/just conceived

>>1776864
I love listening to David Tennant's godlike voice commentating.

>>1807995
i cannot find a single documented instance of such a procedure even existing nor can i find any documentation suggesting docility following inner ear removal.

>>1787816
>"Hello did you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Big Bird"

>>1807995

its possible they are just strongly bonded

corvids in the wild will allopreen in a similar way with a partner they trust

>>1810334
It's a bird thing, even my cockatiel will do it when he 'locks on' to something. Think it had something to do with how bird's eyes work

>>1812388
Branches sway. They need to be able to keep their vision steady.

>>1811842
you legend. been looking for this for fucking ages mate. Never stops making me laugh :D

>>1812694
I got it from /gif/

>>1809119
That's a strange tiger

>>1789345
nice filename

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>>1777585
To be fair, ravens are a bit of an exception among birds. They may seem unassumeing to most people but even greater raptors avoid confrontation with a raven for a reason. https://youtu.be/Z0w9q125TSI

>>1809119
monty on the run

>>1815131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYSbPthEfAg

>>1789412
some ed, edd, & eddy shit right there

>>1763298
Looks like Chaplin

>>1791595
Some of the ones you've replied to aren't new. They just leave the loop.

>>1809444
Its the fastest animal on planet earth

>>1815707
I can't stop laughing

>>1819070
>ywn have an asshole african grey as a pet who tells you to fuck off every night

>>1819095
>asshole african
A bit redundant. Is there anything that comes from Africa that isn't an asshole? The bees, the people, and now the parrots.