ASR

so who are we stalking this week?

>>1741428
whats asr?

>>1741428
LEAVE MY WAIFU ALONE YOU NIGGER

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>>1741466
she's my waifu

you just stick to your anime girl

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>>1741511

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>>1741514

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>>1741516

>>1741428
Has anything fappened to her?

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>>1741519
She came into my dreams once

>>1741524
I came into your mum last night.

>>1741458
AnnaSophia Robb

>>1741482
she was my waifu before faggots started spamming her on this site you nigger

i dont even watch anime

>>1743225
literal perfection

>>1741634
>>1741634
Fucking amazing

>>1741634
I have never loved something so much.

Anyone that lives in Milwaukee can go to Heartbreakers and see a stripper that kinda looks like her

>>1745536
You can go to any elementary school and see a girl who looks like her.

>>1741524
>>1741545
i'm tired of watching women i like and know never be with getting eaten by dudes. seriously, it's gotten to such a point i feel getting nothing but cucked when i look at hot women.

>>1743225
>using legs
Dropped.

>>1741428
haha teehee i stumbled for no reason guise xD
I'm such a helpless damsel ^_^

>>1746429
>expecting upper body strength from women
Traplover.

>>1746429
>>1746583
she only used her legs to hold herself up. you can clearly see he only using her arms to pull herself up. her knees stay at a less than 90 degree angle

>>1746456
It's supposed to be a mermaid who isn't used to using legs outside of water

>>1749472
As if Disney would ever make that disproportional midge Ariel.

>>1741565
rekt threads are for /gif

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muh dick

Perfection!

i need dat booty.

>>1759387
It is pretty funny she never grew up. She could probably still fit in her Willy Wonka catsuit.

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>>1759396
nah her butt is too big now. its the only part of her that grew.

>>1759401
Actually her butt is tiny like the rest of her.

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>>1759419
its big proportionately. shes just extra tiny.

>>1759404
This is the best glimpse at what her butt is like and it barely rises off her body. In some of those >>1759426 dress shots they added a little extra padding.

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>>1759429
what are you black?

>>1759432
Jackie Chan there are no black people on the net. That's just a /pol/ meme

>>1759429
>butt padding?
for what reason? lmao you're tripping

>>1741428
Yet another mediocre white girl.

>>1759432
She looks like a retard there.

>>1741921
This post is the quintessence of 4chan:
A butthurt couchfuck calling other posters nigs for liking what he likes

when deep down, really, he knows

his waifu is shit

Why are people hating on this sexy ass woman?

Also, there is no ass padding, its the real deal. What? You think this is the first ASR thread with this discussion?

>>1759426
Her ass jiggles too much to be real in the Carrie Diaries scenes.

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>>1741482

>>1741428
It's funny that I still view her as an innocent girl similar to the one I crushed on as a kid while watching Bridge to Terabitha, etc, even though she is a well-known actress in hollywood, and there is a compelling possibility that she's a cokeheaded like 99% of all the other famous actresses with millions to their name.
She probably took her first dick when she was 14, spends her offhours getting pissed and fucking random guys in a drug-induced haze, and sends floozy pics to the ones that she likes. Every week there's probably a different hand slapping her ass and a new dick ejecting fluids into her asshole, then she gets up, does a line, and cleans herself to go model at some photoshoot. Not even mentioning what happens to actresses that make their break in childhood.
Innocence lost

>>1760271
>>1760208

>>1746429
>not using whole body while climbing.

>>1759396
She's two years older than me and I still kind of feel like a pedo for finding her hot.

She's so tiny and adorable.

She's like a barbie doll for men who you can dress up and drink tea and play "home" with her.

>>1741428
This thread definitely thickens the will to lay down and give up on life, knowing that I'll probably never get to bang a girl that's that attractive to me

>>1760508
>She's like a barbie doll for men who you can dress up and drink tea and play "home" with her.

Those are called women, anon

>>1760528
prostitution

>>1760528
you should deal with that as soon as possible dude because the older you get harder it hits ya.

>>1760528

Some people save up for vacations to tropical islands or for a new car, you should save up money for a once a year trip to Las Vegas where you hire pornstars to come and fuck you. Yes, that is a thing that people do.

>>1760572
Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas but not in the state of Nevada I believe. That's how the bunny ranch is able to operate legally.

>>1761119
>Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas but not in the state of Nevada I believe.

That's true in theory, but in practice, prostitution is for all intents and purposes legal in Vegas. under the letter of the law, prostitution is only allowed in certain Nevada countries. In reality, the cops often look the other way when it comes to prostitution, unless it's of the "dirt-poor young girl being exploited" variety. It's similar to how many US cities will simply not bother enforcing laws against marijuana because it's not worth the trouble. Like Denver until Colorado legalized the drug. Or a better example might be how it's illegal to to publicly carry an open container of alcohol in many US states, but if you put it in a paper bag then the cops leave you alone.

t. American who has fucked hookers in Vegas and drank publicly in the south, in both cases they were disappointing and overpriced

>>1760271
>She probably took her first dick when she was 14
We all know she was wonka'd by a willy in her chocolate factory long before that to get her breakout role.

>>1760271
I think ASR is a "good girl" relative to most actresses, but yeah, at the same time, I think it's a safe bet tat any child actor or actress was raped in a brutal fashion. It's an open secret, we know this from the testimony of people like Elijah Wood. We know how bizarrely creepily close men like Harvey Weinstein and Dan Schneider are with their underage female actors. But we do nothing. We say nothing. Why?

In any other profession there would be a fucking uproar. Look at what happened when we found out that a handful of football coaches in England had been molesting children.

>>1746429
>using only arms

literally baboon-tier

>>1761551
She is using her legs in parts but does anyone really want a woman with upper body strength?

>>1745630
Just hit some bars, nightclubs and social clubs. You only catch a fish if you go fishing.

>>1761616
>pays for drinks
>doesn't get laid
>pays for more drinks
>still hasn't been laid
>rofl am I winning yet?
>lies on the internet about how great clubs and bars are
>pretends he got laid without paying for it
Works every time.

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>>1761634
this is the stupidity of dating. People nonchalantly say "just go meet some girls" like there's a special zoo where they store women.
Yes clubs and bars exists but they're full of girls looking for hookups only; you're not gonna get into a relationship with some one-night-stand you picked up at a nightclub.
Once you leave school, the only place you'll meet women is work, work events, and through friends.

also confirmed bubble-butt slut

>>1741435
who wears a watch to the pool. stupid faggot.

>>1762083
School and work is mostly where people find someone. Some through friends and after that there are dating sites. Never use dating sites.

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>>1762108
which is bad for me, because I live by the motto don't shit where you sleep. Trying to fuck people I have to see everyday is a bad idea. Dating sites are horrid but quickly becoming the norm; millions use tinder and the like now. It's not just for anti-social uggos anymore.

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Apparently she's a huge Kendrick Lamar fan. Not really relevant to this masturbatory thread but I thought it was cool.

>>1762234
So basically blacked?
>>1762172
I think the recurring theme you'll find to people in relationships is they found their SO through their social circles whether it is school, work, church, volunteering, hobbies, friends, family, etc. Of course by family I don't mean inbreeding but some families have those who think of themselves as matchmakers always trying to get people attached that they know.

>>1762102
so she's home in time to ride my cock

>>1741482
Hey that's the guy from Shannara

>>1762431
w-who needs girls when you have waifus, right?

>>1762912
real girls will eventually dump you. Waifu's will love you for ever.

>>1762818
yeah, gotta make sure she's back before the viagra wears off

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is 5ft too short though?

>>1765093
At that height a person is almost a midget.

Does anyone have any fakes or fuxtas of this angel?

>>1766032
degenerate

>>1760101
>tfw eobard thawne will never be your dad

>>1765093
To quote a man much wiser than myself: thirty-six, twenty-four, thirty-six? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

In other words: it's not the height, it's the measurements you should be looking at.

>>1745630
>>1745630
tinder my homie.

Before I got with my SO, tinder game was poppin. Just dont be full beta-tier and you'll get bitches.

>>1741482
Would fuck both. hnnng

>>1769654
that's the exact opposite of what that quote means

>>1749472
this is so fucking stupid

>>1770631

It is literally supposed to be that scene from the little mermaid where Ariel stumbles around after getting her legs.

>>1770606
24:36 is a pretty good WHR.
>>1770631
It is a Funny or Die skit. What did you expect?

>>1741921
I can tell youre a socially well adjusted person

>>1741634
AfterburnerSpaceRocket

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>>1741428
Is that new...ish? IIf so, 'm glad she's still hot.

>>1741458
autonomous sensory reptoid

>>1777944
That's from 3 years ago.

>>1778044
FUCKIN 'ELL. I'm just about to make someone my bitch, I tell ya! OOOOOO! Some people are just BEGGING to be skullfucked.

>>1777944
imagine being this happy

>>1779411
fuck off man...

>>1779471
it must be a great feeling, one that i'll never know

>>1779544
Well they don't know it either. They are actors.

>>1779545
yea those 2 beautiful people have never been that happy before, surely
probably virgin shut-ins irl

>>1779555
I am sure being raped for roles is a very happy existence.

>>1779590
yes it's a scene from a movie i get it

>>1779750
>Anon, the casting couch is just a scene in a movie.
>mai waifu hasn't been raped continuously since she was 6.
>spills spaghetti

>>1779765
what are you going on about?

>>1779774
I would guess that he watched too many episodes of Dungaree Dirk.

>>1779774
He's talking about the rampant pedophilia in Hollywood and the fact that this girl has been acting since she was about 8.

>>1741428

I misread the OP and thought it said ASMR. Came in here and holy shitsnacks you guys are creepy.

>>1783142
[spoiler]nice falseflagging bump m8 ;^)[/spoiler]

>>1741428
I bet she smells good.

>>1761634
>paying for a woman's drinks
WTF are you still in college?

Anyhow if that fails, there's online dating ffs...

She looks like Stacey Massey.
Also, is she into I.R? Indians, Muslims/Arabs?

>>1783600
She's into rich guys.

>>1741458
autonomous sexual response

>>1741428
A Y Y
Y
Y

>>1759429
>it barely rises off her body
you blind man?

>>1741634
I believe that is a General Electric F404, the engine of the F/A-18C 'Hornet'.

>>1769654
>misquoting Biz Markie
You deserve to be shot.

>>1761634
You don't get it do you?

You are naturally a failure.

>>1791659
>not knowing this is from a Sir Mixalot song
whew lad, what's a day in your life like?