Cute Animal thread

>>1740518
Sorry about your capybara

>>1740511

ruff

>>1740511
I hate forced memes

>>1740518
Sorry about your dog

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It's also for other thread, but this cat is cute too

>>1740507

i love this so much

>>1740518
>my dog accelerated today

i need the accelerate bird song

>>1742658
Man I get the same way when I'm drunk.

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>>1742857

>>1742866
i need more of this

>>1742658
hurr murph fuck drumpf

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>>1742866
WAKE THE FUCK UP

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Who talked about the big bad wolf?
Animals and girls thread, close from this one
>>1740095

>>1742812
Man, I never thought the music from Sonic could sound so groovey

>>1743100
L)

>>1742638
Damn, she looks too much like my ex.

>>1740507
what song is this? Some old NES game song?

>>1745404
Oh what a little darling.

>>1745427
Super Mario land

>>1744857
What an odd bird

>>1742658
why does watching this make my nose feel stuffed up. it happens every single time damnit

>>1740518
Sorry about your pal, dog

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>>1741039
Did someone say capybara?

...oh yes, you actually did.

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>>1740514

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>>1741329
>I hate forced memes
>replies to other post with a forced meme
???????

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>>1746035
I think that was the joke, m8

>>1744857
Cat suddenly remember that it's not a dog upon seeing owner.

>>1746023
damn fine squat

>>1745197
Anyone got sauce for this one?

>>1740518
sorry about your dog

>>1744404
autism pupper is endearing

>>1744857
yo i think your dog has autism

>>1746023
that is one strange looking snake

>>1746321
there's something wrong with your dog m8

>>1742656
>Those bite marks
Every fucking time

>>1749181
:3

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one last webm

not exactly cute, but it is pretty interesting!

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>>1746035

>>1749277
>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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>>1749251
how many bird shower webms are there
I need them all

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>>1744404

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>>1749186

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>>1749212
Monkey?

>>1741743

a cute

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Lazy

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Poor cat

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Silence my dear

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Cats think nothing about politics?

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Parkour ninja cat mom

>>1744857
>double language cat
Thats nice, she grew up in a dog and cat household

>>1749211
That looks so much like my aunt.

>>1750099
>tfw you save 15% on car insurance

>>1749195
The ending gets me every time

>>1740507
This is amazing

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>>1750262
It's fake though.

>>1742812

The more I watch it the funnier it gets

>>1749218
Hit one of these with a hyundai accent the other week. Ran right out of the ditch like a shot, hit the car on the driver's side right by the mirror, rolled along the car and spun into the middle of the road. Left hoofprints and a spray of feces along the driver's side doors, I feel it came out the worse though. Dented my car, but one eye was hanging out and there was a huge gash on the opposite side of her head. Pretty sure conservation had to put her down after that one. They get super stupid in the spring and fall.

When it ran out all I could think was "D'oh! A deer! A female deer!".

>>1750455
thanks for sharing

>>1750331
black people love to dance

>>1744403
Negi! You gotta fondle the girls, Negi! Fondle 'em real good! Then, the comes /ss/.

>>1749204
music sauce?

>>1750495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE

>>1750313

This is bizarre but fucking hilarious

>>1750468
You're not even trying anymore Anon

>>1750222
>nothin personnel, kid

>>1750313
"STFU! this is my moment, bitch."

>>1750612
Yeah, I think it would have been funnier if he'd just called it a nigger.

>>1749327
>*meowtle gear

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>>1740514

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>>1750395

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>>1744404

>>1752529
Is he ded?

>>1753292
dont the oils/salt of a human's skin hurt them?

>>1746023
Hace mucho tiempo que yo vivo preguntandome
Para que la tierra es tan redonda y una sola no más
Si vivimos todos separados, para qué existe el cielo y el mar

>>1752731
Nah, microsoft just crashed.

>>1752731
Was he ever alive? It doesn't look like that cat is real

>>1743232
Chinks torture the dogs until they do this

>>1753361
aw don't fuckin tell me this shit bro wtf

>>1753361
as opposed to the oils/salt present in the sea?

or are the little bitty ones freshwater octopuses or something

>>1753463
I think I remember reading something that touching octopuses (or at least newborns like in that webm) is like touching a slug, it's slightly caustic to them

>>1753465
well fugg

>>1753483
>On the internet nobody knows you're a flock of birds

>>1753734
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with the people on this board.

Why do you need to keep the same threads up 24/7.
Why do you always post the exact same images in every single thread.
Why do people always post the exact same jokes in response to those images every single time (sometimes multiple people even say the same thing in the same thread)

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you.
Like you, birdfaggot. This must be the 20th time minimum you've seen that webm, and you've seen someone say that exact response to it every time. Why did you feel the need to say it for the 21st time? It can't possibly still be amusing to you. Is it a contest to you? Did you see it and think "Oh boy finally it's MY chance to be funny and say the thing!".

>>1753754
>"Oh boy finally it's MY chance to be funny and say the thing!"

Well, yes actually.

>>1753754
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with the people on this board.

Why do you need to keep the same threads up 24/7.
Why do you always post the exact same images in every single thread.
Why do people always post the exact same jokes in response to those images every single time (sometimes multiple people even say the same thing in the same thread)

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you.
Like you, Navysealpastafaggot. This must be the 20th time minimum you've seen a TLDR post, and you've seen someone do the navy seal response to it every time. Why did you feel the need to say it for the 21st time? It can't possibly still be amusing to you. Is it a contest to you? Did you see it and think "Oh boy finally it's MY chance to be funny and say the thing!".

>>1753782
see
>>1753795

posted to tomuchtimeonhishandsfaggot by accident.

>>1753754
:^)

>>1750455
>Hit one of these with a hyundai accent

I fucking love how specific this is.

>>1753476
You can tell this cunt's pretty loose ay

>>1753463
>or are the little bitty ones freshwater octopuses or something
>freshwater octopuses

>>1744857
>watcha doin there rabbi.webm

>>1753465
You're thinking of Frogs, which are Fresh Water animals.

>>1748552

Was pretty hard but I managed to cum

>>1741743
what is going on here

>>1754389
Basically cats have a G-spot on their back, even male ones, and if you scratch it they freak the fuck out.

>>1741444
that aspect ration ain't cute tho

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>>1746023

>>1754423
He loves handjobs

>>1754389
The g-spot of cats are at the start of their tails or somewhere in the end of their backs for both male and female cats.
So he is literally masturbating his cat.

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>>1753754

>getting angry at bots online

>>1749218
Not so cute when they fucking double dash into my headlights

>>1750224
He didn't wanna get grabbed

>>1753476
that's not a wallaby. thats a quokka

>>1749212
>Uma delicia

>>1755223
yay a pit with uncropped ears

>>1753754
I love this new pasta

>>1754749
massively underrated comment!!

>>1755262
WTF THIS ISN'T A REKT THREAD!!!

>>1742658
it sounds like bill from king of the hill

>>1749228

This looks really interesting but the second they mentioned foxes i had to close it, i am more scared of foxes than great whites, shame.

>>1742658
>>1755593
LENORE

>>1750313
>"NO FUCK YOU ONLY I SING!!"

>>1742653
This is objectively one of the best webms I've ever seen.

>>1750224
>>1754749
>>1755545
I am audibly wheezing with laughter right now.

>>1750313
You're giving birdo a fright d00d

>>1753754
>birdfaggot
Said the pastafaggot

>>1758803
Do rays eat kids?

>>1758835
no, they're relatively smart and docile. About the same level of intelligence as a house cat

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the best edit

>>1758857
> "twat"
>drum solo
everytime

>>1743779
>NO MORE NO FURTHER

>>1750331
I wish I enjoyed anything that much

>>1758887
just be a gorilla

>>1758803
Aren't those things poisonous?

>>1750331

This got me good. LOL. Thanks for the oc

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>>1754423
HE FUCKING RUNS

>>1753443
Chinks actually love their pets just as much as we do.
Yeah, they eat dogs, but I bet people with pet pigs eat bacon. There's a difference in most people's minds between a pet and livestock.

>>1758934
Poisonous? No. Venomous? Yes.

>>1759128
Haven't you seen those street vendor webms? I'd post them, but I don't want to get banned.

>>1759128
no, like, for real. there are vids that get posted alongside these of people forcing the dogs to stay up on the hind legs or else they get beaten. hell, even if they stay up they get beaten

>>1754569
>using dogs in war in 2017
fucking ukies are subhuman

>>1760464
I doubt there's any modern army that doesn't use dogs. Dogs are excellent sensors that can hear and smell threats miles away. They are extremely useful when patrolling as they can be the difference between being engaged, and being the one to engage, and that my friend can be the difference between life and death.

>>1760506
but they dont use them in combat, they use them as morale boosters and alarm systems

>>1758803
>>1758934
No. Mantas do not have tail barbs like sting rays.

>>1740507
one of the cutest things I've ever seen

>>1749195
>Waluigi gets a bird

>>1749181
P U F F Y
B
I
R
B

>>1749483
Chipsmunk

>>1742658
Reminds me of of Hoover the Talking Seal
https://youtu.be/prrMaLrkc5U?t=4

>>1742816
Dude just flung the damn bird like baseball ... ball

>>1750235
Triple language
dog barking
cat meowing that is used to talk to hoomans
and then normal cat sounds

>>1752731
He wishes he was.

>>1754423
>capybera
It is not a Capybara, it's an Agouti, or as it is known in Brazil, a Cutia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_agouti

>>1746052
Funny joke.

>>1761670
It's just called a baseball you fucking moron

>>1759533
>>1759470
>>1759128
>>1753443
Has any one of you idiots ever thought that maybe there's people who both torture their pets AND people who love their pets?
Like... We're talking about asia here, it's pretty fucking big

>>1747293
Thanks for clarifying, the video didn't make it obvious enough

>>1761700
Not a moron but someone who is learning English as my second language.
Thanks for explaining it to me you fucking prick.

>>1750099
Nah those are birds man

>>1758857
terrible edit

>>1761712
English is my second language too. But that doesn't mean that I'm dumb enough to not realize that a word that ends in "ball" probably refers to a ball.

>>1742784
stop parroting

I miss Joeyclassic

>>1755630
> scared of foxes

Literally what? Never in the history of humanity have they been a threat to anything other than our chickens.

>>1761876
not him but fears dont have to really be rational, my brother is insanely afraid of moths to the point that he needs other people to help get them out of his room and he's 22
and not them big moths either, just those tiny little ones that get in your house sometimes

>>1743232
how is this cute

>>1749212
LOL they caught themselves a little black kid.

>>1750331
I thought black people couldn't swim?

>>1750218
Pretty good loop

>>1750395
>When you forgot to use mosquito spray

>>1752731
I know you're joking,but I had to reply: I have a cat who does exactly this. I picked him up off the streets (it was more like he picked me, literally following me home on a hot summer day.) and he was friendly so I kept him, but as I found him outside, he wanted to go outside constantly. I thought it might be fun to take him for walks and bought the whole harness, leash everything. His exact reaction was an adamant refusal to move. Waste of 20$.

>>1753412
Para y por... EL CAPYBARA

>>1742812
Song source?

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>>1746321

>>1753483
'What are all you tweetin' about?'

>>1762224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vJDPsd80f4

>>1760586
Nigga that looks nothing like a manta ray. How long ago did you take biology?

>>1749212
Harpy Eagle and they specialize in monkeys and sloths for dinner.

>>1760586
That is for sure a stingray, but rays in general are extremely docile and basically only sting if you step on them or something similar.

>>1761899

sounds like someone I work with. around the same age too.

I have a phobia of hornets/wasps/bees myself, to the point where if any fly comes buzzing up to me, i immediately freak out.

>>1746321
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>1754403
lol no they don't freak out. at most they just stretch their back legs

>>1749200
Anyone know what song that is?

>>1741743
That cat looks fat and sounds like it's having trouble breathing.

>>1744403
Always makes me think of Harvest Moon.

>>1740518
What's that song?

>>1765945
Totoro theme

>>1760517
They seek out IEDs, they're used when breaching as well. They are constantly with units in urban areas. Hell the seals that popped Bin Laden had a malinois with them. They've been our companions for centuries, and they're still insanely useful in war.

>>1740507
<3

>>1746023
what a majestic creature

>>1749191
what bird is that?

>>1750222
the basics of CQC

>>1750262
he must be a success with the ladies

>>1740507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER8osR1DdkM

>>1750395
birds will tap the ground to fool the worms into believing that it's raining, worms come up and bird gets food

>>1750395
>>1752586
>>1766355

>>1766138
Japanese I think

>>1749277
I haven't heard Airwolf in forever

>>1746028
Lorna Shore - Life Of Fear!

>>1766138
hill mynah

>>1742653
now that's a cute pupper

>>1754403
It's just a reflex from kitten time
e, they're carried like this by they mom, like this >>1750227
On the contrary females need males to be rough while mating to trigger ovulation, don't have pics and they wouldn't
belong to this thread

>>1740507
Is there a non-bullshitty version of this.
Super Mario Land has aged badly.

>>1749191
Is that some sort of myna?

>>1768443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FetshU808k8

>>1768446
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n5Ub0C_Wwc

>>1766138
>>1767245
>>1768446
Yeah, it's a hill myna. Gracula religiosa intermedia. A subspecies that actually isn't indiginous to Japan but rather Southeast Asia - Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia and the like.

>>1768450
Bloody 'ell, that's fuckin adorable.

>>1768450
Oh god, my heart.

>>1768450
carry on li'l sea pupper

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>>1750218
cats have a tendency to enjoy baths if you bathe with them when they're young

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>>1752731
nah, cats generally behave like that when they're not used to wearing a leash

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>>1753476
something's off with that rabbit

>>1743100
they might look and sound cute, but it's a known fact, those little shits are the biggest rapists in all of nature

>>1768712
unlike ducks?

>>1750380
It's not lol

>>1768715
ducks try yeah, but their weird ass dicks can't fit anything unlike the otters

>>1768742
duck dicks only look weird because they're evolved to rape female duck vaginas that had evolved to prevent rape

>>1753361
they aint snails, the live in the sea you know

>>1768743
yeah, that's what I mean, otters rape anything

>>1749212
>right wing death squad

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>>1768654

>>1749181
Brushy brushy

>>1760506
According to a very credible discovery channel special that I both watched years ago and forgot the name of, the only drug detector we've made that's more sensitive than a dog's nose is literally just a bunch of trained bees that are put inside of a tube and waved around.

>>1766109
>the seals that popped Bin Laden has a malinois
That's new to me. You know, sending a dog as well to kill a severely ill, old, wheelchair bound bomberman who got his hideout sold out by the pakistanies as part of an intelligence deal sounds real overkill now that I think about it.

>>1768668
This webm made me feel genuinely happy.

>>1749212
From what show that video? Hard to find cruelty high quality videos with animals.

>>1740511
youtube link?

>>1740518
Sorry about your weasel

>>1743232
Animal abuse, and make sure when your stupid aunt shares this video months from now you tell her it's animal abuse too.

If everyone knows this hurts dogs, there won't be an incentive form people to do this.

>>1755223
That little girl has a damn good cartwheel for someone her age. She's flying into that shit, what a tiny bad ass

>>1768450
>albino mer-dog wails in agony

>>1768675
>who threw that?
>why have you done this?

>>1768685
oh my sweet jesus what kind of bird is this tell me now

>>1740507
aaawww

>>1768738
It is. He made a couple of other videos with different other cats all about the same joke.

>>1771447
>This is what Brazilian birds "Siriema" do on the golf course!! He picked up the golf ball and bounced on the cart path!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_5TMwqi4A

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>>1768738
Here is the video he made before the viral one. It used a worse effect, and disprove the other cat so he made it unlisted.

Here the snope article about it.
http://www.snopes.com/cat-unusually-deep-voice/

>>1771674
Nothing worse than a vegan vampyr.

>>1771748
It's kinda funny that out of all the bats out there, only three kind drink blood.

>>1769790
They're invaluable, they're very useful when clearing buildings in urban areas. I'd definitely want a battle pup by my side breaching any building with a bunch of rooms.

>>1768660
no

>>1740518
IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGGG

>>1744857
>tries to play it off as meowing when noticed
My sides

>>1750313
>"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the... hold on, how does-NO! NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP, NIGGER! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

>>1749186
>dat waddle

>>1749212
These fucking shots mang

>>1758843

Nigga now I'm seeing atlanteans have Rays as pets.
That's so fucking neato.

>>1758843
I thought it was only octopuses which had this intelligence level in non air breathing sealife. Does it have been tested scientifically?

>>1775819
Yes, they gave them an mcat. ba-dum-tsh

>>1765701
Artist is Aoi Teshina