Snek Thread

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<3 these threads, havnt seen one in ages

snek hugs

>>1737206
C U T E
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E

>>1737367
sad

>>1737367
The world was better before you remembered it

>>1737394
>>1737395
what did he post

>>1737411
snek eating pupper

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>>1737202

>>1737217
LIQUIIIIIIIIIID!!!!

>>1737228
what the fuck

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>>1737208

>>1737413
it's just nature

>>1737228
Story?

that's... no correct. >>1743169

>>1743183
I wonder if these snakes realize the parents are retarded and take pity on this child.

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>>1746111
looks like india, so probably just de-fanged

>>1740312
Yeah dude, I see tons of puppies in the wild.

>>1743252
Pretty snook

>>1740312
no putting a python in a box with a puppy on purpose is not nature

>>1743227
Lol :-)

>>1743222
frisky snek

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>>1737202
You want snek kiss?

>>1747861
>hose reel
>that sound effect
I had a hearty kek.

>>1747873
legit thought that was a spider

>>1747873
>>1748962
Same I had to replay it a twice before I realized it was its actual tail. I thought the spider was merely a coincidence, not bait.

>>1747854
that is an excellent snake

>>1747861
So does this guy look after extremely venomous snakes as a job or is it a hobby?

>>1746111
They're de-fanged

>>1750214
Pretty sure they had their sacks removed. You can hear him say one is nibbling his ankle.

>>1752190
Nope. He milk them sometimes. I watched a couple of his videos. He start every video with a warning to never handle venomous snakes unless you are trained.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1nwTyS2atE

>>1751946
file name made me kek

>>1751943
Always makes me chuckle. So many questions...

>>1744148

My penis got loose when I was swimming.

>>1737228
Fuck with the snek, get the heck.

>>1747861
I want this job.

>>1737203
When will they learn.

>>1747861
Oh Elvis, you little shit.

>>1747854

>Herd u were violating the NAP like I wouldn't find out

>>1747873
Absolutely fucking savage

>>1737254
Got me

Man, I love sneks.

>Dad to this day still complains that I would make him put me on his shoulders just so I could see all the sneks

>>1747861
Fucking love Viperkeeper. dude looks exactly like you'd expect him to.

>>1751946
so is this because mice are never just levitating above their heads so being able to grab one at this angle would not be useful enough in the wild to evolve the ability

>>1753642
why are there snakes on your dad's shoulder?

>>1747861
This guy is so casual about everything. That's hilarious.

>>1747873
Nature is hardcore.

>>1758486
What is this snek doing?
Is it getting ready for a shed?

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>>1760380
She is shedding. I have a couple webms of my snake

>>1760622
I'll give the rat this: it sure had balls.

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>>1760808
Oh yeah, huge balls

>>1738648
"Snake technology is rapidly advancing"

>>1760622
wiggle wiggle

>>1760622
How many posts until someone calls this animal cruelty?

>>1751943
2 gud

>>1760808
my thoughts exactly xD

>>1750214

Hobby mainly(although Im fairly sure he breeds as well). I remember hearing he worked as a chemist the pharm or cosmetics industry

>>1743252
anyone know what species this is? It's beautiful

>>1751946
Ohp! Got it! Now! Got it! Dang Got it! Come on! Hup! Almost! Come on!

>>1760622
That little cheeky tail wiggle.

>>1761402
No idea, but here it is in 4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNJdPyoqt8U

>>1753534
God I love this gif

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>>1753534
Was about to say this thread needed more western hognoses
I love these little fellas and would love to have one, though I haven't been able to find a breeder in my area

>>1743177
snake based pants are a work in progress

>>1746189
This gets me everytime

>>1747873
Legit thought a spider was eating something on top of that snek
didn't realize it was a trap

>>1761402

Bush viper.

>>1760622
Isn't it dangerous to give it a live rat? Won't the rat bite your snake?

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>>1762240
It is dangerous, I've since stopped feeding her live rats.

>>1758440
What exactly was he expecting when he swam up to a dangerous animal?

>>1753787
I expected a beard.

>>1764620
based Steve, when will he do another show? it's been a while since I've seen new stuff from him

>>1764919
mate....

>>1764919
;_;

>>1764919
Dude...

>>1764919
R-ree...

>>1764919
>[delet_this_in_Spanish].jpg

>>1764919
that sting me right in the heart man. ;-;

>>1765379
die

>>1762225
Noice. Cheers.

>>1761298
None. This (>>1760622) is animal cruelty.
Nature is cruel.

>>1765406
ewww on the carpet and all wtf

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>>1747861
Viperkeeper is awesome, heres him backed up against a corner by a six foot black mamba

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>>1765828
part2

>>1765445
no u

and by "u" i mean Steve Irwin

>>1760832
>setting a snake free

goddamn it this is why we have a python problem in the Everglades, you pieces of shit

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>>1765922
I didn't actually set her free

>>1765931
Good.

>>1762003
i wanna see the full

>>1765805
>>1765406
Think he's musking. He spooked

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>>1766327
That snake is pissing.

>>1762271
like a bullet, so fast

>>1764919
JUST STOP IT ALREADY

>>1764620
fucking legend

>>1765828
I met this dude at the hamburg reptile expo last year. I said something to the effect of hey I love your vids, and he just kinda brushed me off and kept talking to his sneks. Not sure how I felt after that.

>>1743255
smart snek

Of all places of 4chan I would never expect the funposter extraordinaire Snekfag to convene on /wsg/ of all places, tell your snek a friendly Hullo from me anon!

>>1746189
so what is it exactly that lets him do this? Do they somehow train the snakes? Or are these snakes just more bark than bite? As in do they just use scare tactics to get by in the wild with out actually having the ability to fuck up larger animals?

>>1764919
The man passed away, may he rest in peace

>>1775311
They are not being well kept, which explains their lethargy, and hitting a cobra on the top of the head asserts dominance. Those snakes are terrified of that guy.

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Here's my boy eating dinner tonight. Camera placement wasn't good, so you can't see much.

>>1760622
>rat looks exactly like my pet rat from when I was a kid

I like snek but I can't do this one.

>>1760622
rat, rightfully, shit and pissed itself

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>>1775073
Hullo!

>>1753642
Is he a weakling or does he just hate you? seems like that should be a happy memory.

>>1776501
Kids get surprisingly heavy pretty quick

>>1765931
Tub is chipped, might want to fix that.

>>1746111
no because snakes have no feelings and only do things for food or warmth snakes are shit tier and everyone in this thread is retarded for thinking snakes are nothing more then monsters

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>>1776794
Delete this

>>1747873
thats incredible

>>1775311

Likely removed the fangs

>>1760622
is she luring the rat with the tail wiggle? the rat seemed to notice it and walk toward it

>>1762271
that strike was incredible

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>>1777342
Not sure, she's only ever wagged her tail for me twice.

>>1777347
Here's another good one

>>1764919
His spiritual son took over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oa6VziZH78

>>1775311
The text in the post you're responding to explains it. They don't have fangs.

>>1777659
I like this guy a lot but he doesn't have that same magic as Steve. maybe it's the Australian factor?

also fuck water moccasins I used to shoot those fuckers on the farm with a 20 gauge when I was little. they are little shits

>>1776913

What a dense mutherfucker

>>1737217
imagine his lil snake mind trying to comprehend why the mouse just turned into water

>>1776794
rude

>>1746241
yes, they would probably be the easiest target to any animal you retard. puppies die the most in nature.

>>1778005
probably trying to protect her offspring

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>>1737202
OC snek from today

>>1778330
not a snek but probably still some kind of delicacy in southeast asia

>>1778330
Very slinky snekerdoodle :DDD

>>1778330
Tobacco hornworm, native to the USA and I believe Mexico

>>1744148
Retard almost dies for being a fucking retard.

>>1737228
what a complete and total idiot

>>1778330
your snek looks sick.

>>1744148
old sport, snake wrestling

the guys watching are both lifeguards and judges

>>1776794
Not necessarily true. Some reptiles have social behavior and are capable of affection. It's not unreasonable to think that some snakes may fall into this category.

Of course, it IS unreasonable to underestimate the capacity for harm. They're very primitive creatures that react primarily to stimuli rather than learned experience.

>>1776913
>it fucking comes back after getting grabbed

Why are woodpeckers so fucking bloodthirsty?

>>1769536
hes a autist, thats why

>>1780413
Snake is in the woodpecker's nest.

>>1780564
probably went up there to eat it's eggs

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Any more of girls and sneks? :3

>>1764919
Anon, I..

>>1738774
Underrated post.

>>1780564
Sometimes you just have to cut your losses. Look at the size of that slithery motherfucker. That's not a small species of woodpecker, either, and the snake totally dwarfs him.

>>1764919
buddy...

>Love snakes and kinda want one
>Don't want to feed it live animals.

I don't know what it is, but buying an animal just to trap it in a box with its predator seems cruel to me. Not that I judge anyone for doing it. How often do you even feed snakes?

>>1764919
Should we tell him?

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>>1781357
You can get frozen rodents that you thaw in water and 99% of snakes won't give a shit and will eat it anyway.

How often you feed depends on the species and age of the snake, but generally once a week

>>1781403
how/how often do they shit? do they require water or urinate frequently?

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>>1781428
My snake poops sometimes as early as a week after eating or she will hold it for a few weeks while she sheds.

Piss and shit are generally at the same time but sometimes you'll get just a chunk of white that is like bird poop, but it's piss accompanied with some liquid.

Always have fresh water available for your snek

>>1747854
whomever made this got all those sound effects of a taunting VR player makes this shit amazing

>>1765922
i live in maine and there was a (wild?) pyhton that got released behind some movie theater.

>>1780599
did a team of experts really construct a scale model for this shot? I thought this was real footage with the car at first .

>>1764919
Its been 11 years...

>>1769536
he's just an introvert, man, don't take it hard

>>1781842
it'll be a dead snek popsicle come wintertime if you're in maine.

>>1753534
chubby snek is best <3

>>1761921
I have two hoggies, they are awesome. Many class them as beginner snakes, but I would call them intermediate.

>>1780599
i have had it with this motherfucken snek on this motherfucken runway

>>1780599
>modelling the frankfurt airport

most german thing I've seen in ages

>>1781852
Never underestimate autists with hobbies.

>>1753642
Where were you living that had snakes that were only visible from an adult's shoulders? Some kind of... walled off snake sanctuary?

>>1764620
Too soon.

>>1782872
Yeah it looks pretty nice without the star and crescent flag

>>1762003
Full vid?

>>1780600
uwu

>>1786344
I'll try to do a time lapse on friday. What's the size and time limit on /wsg/?

>>1786628
4mb and 5 minutes

>>1743255
>run from snek to the tree
>snek climbs tree

>>1783137

Not him, but probably a zoo where they put the reptiles in tanks at eye level for adults.

>>1780600
looks sort of like melisandre from got

>>1776893
Why are you trying to pour cereal onto a plate to begin with?

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>>1794215
It was a shallow bowl.

>>1747873
Fucking traps.

>>1793920
wtf who keeps his snake in a plastic box

>>1794585
Handlers, whenever they're moving them

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>>1794585
I feed her in there.

>>1747854
I cried
The flop when it hits the floor killed me

>>1760622
You shouldn't give live food to your snake, they can get lucky and fuck up your snake.

>>1765933
autismo to the max

>>1753375
underrated as all hell

>>1777403
nature makes me sad

>>1762271
If the 1000 dollar snake isn't hungry, it may get eaten by a 1 dollar rat.

PRICELESS!

>>1765922
Any bounty on the pythons?

>>1794585
It's a feeding box, it helps them control murder-mode and know the difference between food and your booping-finger.

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>>1794724
She eats thawed rats now.

>>1794916
80 dollar snake, and she doesn't get live prey anymore :^)

everything about sneks is fine and cool, except you fucking autists think everyone wants to watch them kill defenseless mice.

keep the feeding in some other thread. i just wanna see cute sneks do cute snek shit.

>>1795803
But mice are designed to be eaten. They get eaten by raptors, by cats, by sneks, everything eats them. Mice are pretty useless if they aren't being eaten.

>>1794635

>Yessssss, now my weather dominator will give me control of the world!!

>>1795941
fuck you mice are people just like you and me
(not the same guy as 1795803)

>>1795803
Absolutely this.
It reeks of edginess.

I like cute snakes.
I don't like seeing poor mice being thrown into the lion's den (or snake pit) to be brutally killed.
Yes, yes, nature is cruel. That doesn't mean anyone wants to see it.

>>1794706
The sound they make depends on the snake and the floor. A client of mine had two huge pythons at home which always reached up against the plastic when I was next to the terrarium.

When they lost traction and fell down, they made a floor-shaking WHUMP. It was probably the reason she was forced to move from the apartment to a detached home.

>>1795803
Are you insane? I'm not going to let anything that can defend itself even near my snakes.

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>>1795803
Here you go

>>1775311
I know that rattlesnakes will fake strike larger animals like wild boars to scare them off, but I still wouldn't tango with anything could ice my ass in minutes.

>>1778330
I think your snake has autism

>>1760622
>livefeeding

dumbass

>>1737254
Look at it writhing in pain. Snakes can kill themselves with their own bites, you know. Fuggin BBC, dicks. Big black ones.

>>1775311
They are defanged. The shitskins literally pull the snakes' teeth out.

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>>1797833
Not anymore.

>>1747873
The aptly named spidertail viper

>>1781428
Snakes, like most if not all of reptiles, tend to form uric acid or uric acid crystals instead of urine like mammals. It's the same thing but far more concentrated in order to save on water. The result is much less water loss and much more infrequent excretion.

>>1737228
how could you possibly be this fucking retarded

>>1797894
what kind of snake is this? i'm sure it's obvious but I don't know my snake breeds

>>1777659
Coyote is just a bad host.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGsR0ZnZHJY&t=12s

Ucles > Peterson

>>1795108
Clip reminds me. I was talking to one of the guys at the DeLand Reptile Center, was saying how studies have been done that show that snake almost always prefer a dark, tight enclosure compared to a wide open one. So if you ever see a snake with a lot of room, it's more for your comfort than the snakes.

>>1798627
Not sure but it looks like a Burmese Python

>>1798627
>>1798752
Ball python

>>1739415
It's a shame i can't find this cover of the song.

>>1800377
>Capturing an Ekans with an ultraball

>>1800380
that's a quick ball you fucking idiot

>>1800407
No, Quick Balls are blue with a yellow X over the center
That looks more like a Level Ball

>>1800418
>Level Ball
This is correct

>>1800418
>>1800407
Yeah... you... fucking idiot

>>1764885
A wrestling match. That was the whole point.

>>1781440
Fish, amphibians, birds, and reptiles all excrete and secks with a single hole called a cloaca. Sometimes they concentrate their urea into uric acid to conserve water. This is the white portion of bird "shit".

>>1802222
>Fish
Nop, most fish do the secks with a different hole.

>>1764620

the fucking puppet watching with enthusiasm

>>1781078
Because it's a stolen joke everyone knows

>>1746189
>>1751721
>>1776908
>>1777712
>>1797876
But would the snakes realize that it's no point in biting?

Wouldn't they just try to bite threats/food anyways and just fail?

>>1778330
HAKUNA

>>1784268
So it was made by turks?

>>1747873
>burd get attacked by snek
>tries to go in for the spider again
Fuckin idiot burd got rekt

>>1799025
It's Puttin' On The Ritz, by Ethan Bortnick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KfsMN4o2e4

>>1762271
Fucking fast.

>>1804000
MATATA

>>1792593
cool brory sto

>snek will never understand your love
Why live

>>1737202
gtfo randy

>>1795803
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1795803
Yeah, it's a little weird.

For example, I think cows are only valuable as food. I enjoy all kinds of beef, from steaks with the most marbled part of the meat to stews with the toughest. I have no problem with the fact that we slaughter cows for meat. That being said if I knew people who just wanted to sit around all day watching videos of cows being slaughtered I would think that is creepy.

Feeding your snake, which is a meat eater, is a fact of life and nothing to be ashamed of. But if your favorite part of a snake is watching it kill, that sounds a little unhealthy.

>>1809225
c-cute....

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>>1743210
>Not naming it hercules

>>1765922
But anon. Culling Pythons and Anacondas in the glades is awesome, and we get paid for it.

>>1809238
Cobras got it's jaws sewn shut. It was also trying to bite the fuck outta that babby

https://www.google.it/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D2oTLlM2AD7U&ved=0ahUKEwiL-LiY8rrVAhVJMhoKHY47AqkQyCkIIjAA&usg=AFQjCNHqAUQjOzSR09nZ50erYyngVov4-A [embed]

>>1810846
If the cobra was tryng to do so probably he would have done it

>>1797894
This is what my gf must feel when she does anal

>>1809461
lmfao, good movie

>>1764919
I heard he has a new show coming out next spring. Specifically about hunting stingray.

>>1765836
poor snek. is this a feels thread.

>>1793920
Id love to get a snek hug. lucky bugger.

>>1807082
I agree.

I own a large ball python similar to those in this thread. And he is really picky so I feed him live rats. I also do mildly enjoy feeding him, but not because of the whole watching a creature die thing, but because I know that my snake eating means he's healthy and in great shape so it makes me feel good as an owner that I'm able to cater to my snakes needs despite him being a very picky eater. However, I would never be the person to take a video of the act to post somewhere because I feel its in bad taste unless its for some diagnostic reason, like maybe to show the previous owner that he is eating well or something or maybe educational. But doing it just for fun is definitely weird for me.

>>1803815
they likely did at first, but they would (eventually) realize that while they can't hurt him, he can hurt them

>>1751943
Cringe!

>>1764620
What kind of snake is that?

>>1776913
>me when a woodpecker won't stop pecking on my house at 6 in the goddamn morning on a sunday

>>1737228
>>1744148

Poor snake likely got injured by those twats

>>1756225
you try and bite a boxing speed ball or double end bag- not as easy as punching one.

>>1810846
probably de-fanged, edgy faggots that just HAVE to get themselves one of those will do that

>>1747861
I would still rather do this than cold call another human being i think

>>1737228

>mwf when i will never wrestle a snek

>>1778330
jesus fuck , this actually scared me more than snake im getting shivers m9 not joking

i don't like that fang looking thingy on his back

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>>1818166
Have a qt to calm your nerves

>>1753534
Hognoses are the cutest

I heard they're illegal in Illinois though

>>1776794
What if I like them because they're little monsters?

>>1794635

i wounder if you can make a instellar music on the rocket?

>>1764919
Fucking kek

>>1778330
Nice tackle, Caterpie.

guys can we make a new thread?

>>1818172
That is a bury qt snekker

>>1794585
you put it in there to feed dumbass

if you keep it in its habitat to feed you're going to lose a finger trying to handle it, because it doesn't know the difference

>>1753534
UUHHHHH THICKER

>>1780599
Fuck me. Movies need to use miniatures again. This looked real.

>>1793920
Don't pet stores start to question you after your 10th or so rat?

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>>1820872
I get them from a reptile store that breeds them for snake food. They kill them for me and I freeze them in individual ziploc bags for ease of feeding.

>>1764620
>He's biting me. I'm serious.
>Can you get a close-in on this
>Does that hurt? No.
What a guy

>>1765792
This isn't nature though. This is a man putting a pet snake in a box with a live rat. That's pre-planned violence.

>>1820872
If you ask for a medium sized rat or a large rat they know exactly what you're using them for.

I picked my rats out of the same tank that people bought them for pets.
That is, until I built a breeding facility for rats and then had more rats than I knew what to do with.

>>1820921
If he doesn't, the snake will die. How's that for violence?

>>1821264
>more rats than I knew what to do with.
Breed sneks?

saw a woman come into my work recently with a lizard in her shirt that she just pulled out in the store and it just makes me want to have my pets back even more. ;_; is there a good place find information on good starter snakes?

>>1781106
It always makes me laugh when people expect higher reasoning from fucking animals.

>>1821706
Ball python or corn snake. Google them with the phrase 'care sheet' and you'll get a bunch of info

>>1783137
>Some kind of... walled off snake sanctuary?
Like, uh, a zoo?

>>1821726
yet that woodpecker is probably smarter than you m80

>>1783088
>>1781852
That's Hamburg, Miniature Wonderland, it's a whole floor stuffed with little models of towns, cities and other shit around the world. Went there this march, it's quite nice, a shitload of stuff hidden everywhere in huge mountains.

>>1778330
i completely lost my shit at this post

>>1821678
No, I just had one.

But the intent was to sell them to other people, which didn't work out.

So there we were, with 60+ rats. Ended up killing the males or separating them out, and eventually fed them all off.

>>1820895
T H I C C
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>>1793920
I didn't know they still shipped jews

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>>1764919

>>1775978
get out of egg ree

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>>1825086
I'm not in egg ree

>>1825216
sorry ree

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>>1825437
Do you want me to come shitpost ree

>>1825446
Yes please you're my favorite poster