UK Thread: Election Edition

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American here but I got some webm's

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>>1727714

>>1727879
love that shit

>>1727719
Never noticed the second, auxiliary dick at :08 before.

>>1727711
is this accurate?

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As UK as it gets
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=708_1470922102
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3518254/Muslim-school-says-UK-culture-poisonous-Privately-run-madrassah-accused-dividing-communities-teaching-children-extreme-form-Islam.html

>>1729006
Very

>>1729014
>Mufti Zubair Dudha, centre’s founder and head, compiled leaflet quoting anti-Semitic document that claims Jews are engaged in a global conspiracy
Blowing everyone but jews doesnt seem so smart

May as well post blank webms to really simulate the UK on 4chan because I wouldn't be surprised if 4chan ends up getting bblocked in the UK.

>>1729006
He got North Wales totally wrong, but apart from that it's bang on

>>1729332
The fact this is even an argument shows how far gone the UK is.

Fuck Western Europe. I hope they get lit up by a terrorist attack every single weekend

>>1729333
>British
>Woke
pick one and only one

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>>1729333
You just hate us cuz you anus.

>>1729332
How in the fuck did she arrive at that conclusion.

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>>1729333
Funny because the "american dream" he talks about as if its fake actually exists. Have fun being able to be arrested for saying something offensive.

>>1729332
C'mon, Nige. Step it up.
>>1729871
To be fair, he did a lousy job articulating the legitimate reasons why unfettered immigration can be detrimental. How can a sovereign nation with its own tax structure possibly hope to implement any social welfare programs without restricting immigration or at least witholding benefits from economic opportunist immigrants?

>>1729333
The webm that guarantees replies from Burgers that can't handle banter from a fictional character

>>1729333
>Guarenteed American replies.webm

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>>1729507
FUCK YEA

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Happily Braging About Being At The Center Of The Muslim Invasion Of Europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk25AeFWMNs

>>1731633
Asspained reactionaries will never cease to amuse me.

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>>1727707
UK democracy is a lie

how convenient it is that the DUP suddenly matters and will be the land border with the EU in northern Ireland

>>1730866
>Murica
>4 mulattos
>Britian
>two milk whities
>two tar black niggers
??

>>1730866
Despicable. Trained niggers are not a representation of a countries athletic ability. There's literally no difference between those niggers and having a greyhound to race instead

>>1732642
>>1732653
ow the edge

>>1729333
Reminder that this is the guy who tried his hardest to prevent Farage from winning in South Thanet because he's actually an upper-class toff pretending to be a lower-class pleb. He really hates Britain and uses this character to get the working class to follow him.

>>1733063
No, are you sure?

>>1727872
>Americans find this funny

>>1729006
mostly.

>>1729475
>>1729966

*cough* hung parliament *cough*
good job!

>>1732081
Yeah, they're so afraid. Constant panic. Couldn't live without it.

>>1729332
>Isn't that racist
>No, we've just got our doors open to too many people
>BUT ISNT THAT RACIST
God I fucking hate the UK

>>1727875
Not UK

>>1732653
Keep trying you'll fit in eventually

>>1734098
Yeah fuck them, I dont give a fuck what happens to them or any of these faggot Euro nations anymore

>>1729006
suffolk part is correct, it comes out when i'm drunk

>>1732081
don't equate every negative emotion a human can experience to fear/hate. I liken it more to disappointment and disgust. Also,
>>>/r/eddit

>>1734487
>>1734098

The same thing that happens to them, will happen to you.

>>1729332
Sickening. Don't know how Nige kept his composure.

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>>1729332

>>1727714
okay....

>>1733063
Are you talking about Al Murray or Farage?

>>1727719
brexit in a nutshell

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>>1734943

>>1727719
that chant sounds like marriage

>>1727719
>soccer is literally this boring

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>>1738625

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>>1732081
I think there is a resurgence of anti-Nazism because at this point in time Europe has not yet learned how to be nationalistic. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Europe is not going to be the multicultural societies they once were in the last century. Nazis are going to be at the centre of that. It’s a huge transformation for Europe to make. They are now going into a nationalist mode and Nazis will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, Europe will not survive.

>>1729475
you know, there are other boards where you can be edgy. here we're just posting webms and having a giggle

>>1729879
have fun getting shot you melt

>>1732090
>"""the future"""
>literally couldn't even march down the street

You edgy Yank preteens are completely delusional about how much you know about British & European history and politics. In reality, you're the world's punchline

>>1733063
>every single UKIP candidate
>1 (one) seat in the house of commons

Who would win?

>>1734831
>Kate Smelthwaite or whatever the fuck her name is
That's when you know sky are not interested in any kind of actual debate, and the guy knows it. Funny to watch but is it news?

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>>1741386

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>>1729500

>>1741981
Have fun getting shot, stabbed, run over, burned, and blown up bong.

>>1742147
I don't think he gets the reference.

>>1734566
That's interesting. In WW2, the US defended its European allies, but only after being attacked ourselves. The US was attacked by Islamic extremists, and so began the war in the Middle East.

The Middle East is no longer the war-front, and nor are traditional military solutions the answer. The war of ideas and cultures is fought in our communities.

>>1742147
Your post is exquisitely ironic.

>>1738625
>when there are no adverts every 3 seconds and your ADHD flares up

>>1742280
>>>/pol/

>>1733063
>Being this stupid

>>1734098
>one sky news presenter
>68 million people
pick one

>>1734831
anyone have the edit of this with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme?

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>>1742147
>he doesn't get the reference

>>1729475

Found the rumbled Burger Boy, clearly sad that his countries greatest single achievement is High-fructose corn syrup, and Jerry Springer.

>>1742280

Doesn't this happen on a daily basis in Amerika, land of hope and glory, vision of the free?

>In the last 72 hours there have been at least 234 gun linked crimes in america.

Whereas Europe????

Literally, what is wrong with america, it's such a shitty country.

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Here's a better one I made at the time, OP.

>>1743415
remove niggers from American statistics and they look like Germany pre migrant crisis.

>>1727732
ive seen this a few times and i just got it, really gave me a chuckle

>>1732090

Irish Catholics finally outnumber protestants in Northern Ireland, but they won't hit voting age for another 4-6 years.

Unity is coming

>>1743415
Just stay away from major cities. Majority of America is compromised of small towns and cities.

>>1734119
Southern Ireland is UK

>>1743415
>In the last 72 hours there have been at least 234 gun linked crimes in america.
Now run that statistic again without chicago and detroit.

>>1743994
Go to Ireland and tell the people that, you won't make it out alive

>>1744007
293 in the last 72 hours, 256 without Chicago or Detroit.

>>1744431
Exclude florida.

>>1741978
It's not being edgy. There is a terrorist attack almost every week now, and it's deserved. They did this to themselves.

>>1744435
234 with Chicago, Detroit and Florida removed.

>>1744453
I was just wondering if Florida contributed as much as Detroit and Chi town, i guess not.

>>1744007
>>1744435

Florida, Chicago and Detroit are all part of the US, you can't keep excluding places just because you don't like the statistics

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a classic

>>1744463
I only asked out of curiosity how much Florida actually contributed, I have no part in the argument as I don't really give a shit about guns or no guns.

>>1744398
Go to tell Southern Illinois and tell the people they aren't Southern, they cry like faggots.

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>>1734661
Same guy, innit?

>>1733953
Sauce on bg music?

>>1727746
>no reaction other than to whip his paddle right back at the guy for hitting his lad
I wish I had friends like that

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>>1742448
I still want to know what her response was.

>>1729014
why are they speaking english?

>>1729333
is he the British "larry the cable guy"

>>1749537
she's speaking english and arabic.

>>1749344
I wish I had friends

>>1727711
This is pretty great, worth saving.

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>>1749063
no

>>1742368
>>>/reality/
you know, the reality in which your paltry nation is cucked into oblivion and getting blown up by muslims is a weekly occurrence

>>1727739
This is a joke right?

>>1749063
this guy seems like a major douchebag.
Oooh, one-trick-pony, sure is funny.

>>1760892
no you prick
it's a proper educational program

give your head a wobble

>>1753023
fucking god tier.

>>1738698
ha

>>1734833

If you aren't british something like this can easily be mistaken for fact. It is that subtle combination of fact and satire that is (relatively) rare across the globe but so prevalent within the UK that throws johhny foreigner off when trying to grasp british (well, english) culture.

It is equally why only a few other nations really "get" self-depreceation as the english are a master of it and within the anglosphere nobody else truly understands it (though honourable mention to new zealand).

>>1734849

So the legend goes during the second guelf war the arab side of the conflict were borderline fearless against tanks and general modern military approaches but when the british ordered a bayonet charge (as the british are basically the only guys left that still do bayonet training) the arabs on the receiving end would legitimately fear such an assault.

I guess it boils down to the fact that shooting a motherfucker is relatively easy, but stabbing a motherfucker require balls of steel.

>>1758175

The greatest implementation of patriarchy ever.

>>1729879
>he can't play online poker when the rest of the world can, and he invented the card game
>freedom

>>1733063
>tried his hardest
it was a humourous entry as part of a tv show, just as was the nation of ooog

>>1727882
Holy crap, he's talking about today's politics.

Moderates are screwed either way.

>>1734830
This has got to be outtake footage of recording of practice. I think they are trying to get him to be able to recite his key points fluently in public.

>>1761198
No, he's talking about politics when that was made, that we are facing the same or similar issues now is either coincidence, or an indicator that we have not made much progress since then, and moderates have always been screwed.

>>1734830
>>1761240
He was taking the piss out of a reporter
The reporter changed the premise of the interview when they got together, so Miliband just took the absolute piss out of him because the reporter was too retarded to realise what was going on

>>1743026
it'd be funny but it's too close to truth

>>1727913
>not graham chapman
Digusting

>>1759249
>the perfect human doesn't exi-

>>1727707
Is that Macron? Fuck, she's so amazing, why isn't she in charge of more things right now?

>>1760903
the educational program forgot that people had this thing called the sun and common sense

>>1761437
history is cyclical
we will be dealing with this shit again in 50-60 years, no matter which side wins and genocides the other

>>1762986
We will always be dealing with this shit, it isn't a fucking cycle, it's the natural state of human beings, and unsurprisingly, always has been, we just see more of it now than ever before.

>>1744007
what a fucking moron

>>1743026
I can't wait til we hit that age of time where people think their references are cute and get their jaw blasted clean off

>>1762771
Go back to Venezuela, nigger.

>>1764238
You sound comfused

>>1729332

who is this women and why wasnt she cut off air?

>>1749470

maybe some more offence?

>>1749537
because theyre in england and most of the students are second generation and they probably dont speak arabic well enough

>>1729014
"Emigrate to a Muslim country" So fuck off back home then.

>>1764238
>all socialism is Venezuela

babby's first Sargon of Akkad video

>>1758175
even though I already know the lines, every once in a while I have to watch this shit again

>>1727727
laughter is contagious.

>>1762773
What. the fuck. are you on about

>>1749063
No. That guy is obviously Irish.

>>1758720
I'll be ur friend

>>1727872
not funny at all desu

>>1762987
I feel like it used to be that humans who were divided in ideology were of separate nations, who would wage war on eachother. Where as now the oppositions lie within the nations themselves, democracy of course being the reason.

>>1730866
haha, oh I love English people

>>1734830
The skill it must take to be able to do that though

>>1767729
That's basically all politicians and lobbyist, he does an exceptionally bad job of hiding it.

>>1766117

>i..it's not real socialism!

>>1758175
I fucking love that

>>1767708
No, history shows that opposition has always been there, both within and without, no nation has ever been unified in purpose or in ideology, and democracy is not the reason, independent thought and the ability of any individual to reason is the reason that there is division among men.

>>1767739
He did not say that, he said, in essence, that there are many forms that socialism can take, of which the current regime of Venezuela is, but they are no different than Russia once was.

>>1767739
the form of socialism that Corbyn is proposing is pretty tame things like actually funding our National Health Service, which is an established socialist structure we already have. Saying the end result of this is Venezuela some how (muh slippery slope) when people are literally dying under the current government because of how poor our healthcare system is is the exact kind of ill-thought-out comparison Sargon of Akkad makes. His American fanbase eats it up because they genuinely believe it's better to die because you can't afford healthcare because the only alternative is the USSR.

>>1761024
It's harder to miss with a bayonet than a bullet.

>>1734845
fake

>>1741386
go back to /pol/ nigger

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One of the best things to come out of the UK, shes a certified national treasure....

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>>1771390

>>1729006
the scouse one was awful sounds nothing like us

>>1771768
Admit it, you have the worst accent in the entire country.

>>1770121
>confiscate people's property to house the poor
>tame

You do know why people bring up Venezuela, right? It's because that was used as an example of a working socialist system. Now that it's no longer working, it's not socialism and nobody ever said it was, you racist.

>>1729879

>rising to a comedians bait

Lol, you poof.

>>1727707
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>1759249
wow hes such a cool guy. I'm definitely voting for socialism now.

>>1734509

so are you a cockney when you're drunk

>>1758175
Never gets old, I can only hope one day I could be apart of this tier of oppression.

>>1729144
Yeah his North Wales seems more like the valleys, which is more south.

>>1727730
kek

>>1762986
>>1762987
Not with nukes we won't.

>>1727707
as an american, i would like to place a vote for better dental benefits for my british friends.

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>>1773204
venezuela was never socialism, you dumb monkey, it was just """moving towards it""" and since the soviets fucked everything up, lefties were saying everything with more welfare than the uk was socialism

it was still welfare capitalism, just with a lot of welfare and one big nationalized industry

they still had a stock market and everything. you look at every actual socialist country over the last century, and they all eliminated the stock markets, even china before deng xiaopeng moved it back towards capitalism. because if capitalists can buy and sell ownership in companies, that's not socialism

the reason that venezuela is fucked is because most of the country's wealth (and therefore welfare) was built around oil profits, and the global oil glut of the last 2 or so years completely fucked the countries income. the party in power being a bunch of corrupt idiots is just icing on the cake

this happened in other capitalist countries too to a lesser extent, like mongolia or even a few states like louisiana

it doesn't take a fucking genius to figure that out, but god forbid /pol/ chuds actually know economics 101

>>1727882
what is the source?

>>1767661
oh, I meant Le Pen

>>1727727
this is why I voted brexit

>>1744463
>you can't
Oh, sorry, Mr. Internet Police. I guess he didn't know the rules. Who cares if he was trying to demonstrate a completely valid point, right?
>mfw Eurofags are really this retarded

>>1743994
>Southern Ireland

>>1792824
How about we just take blacks out of the statistics, I think our violent crime stats look like Germany before the migrant crisis.

>>1743994
No its not. We are part of the British isles but not part of union. Go fuck yourself.

>>1744398
>>1792898
Ireland isn't Southern Ireland. Southern Ireland was part of the UK for the entirety of its notional existence.

>>1734119
Father Ted is a British comedy series about the Irish.

>>1761014
some americans grew up on monty python so we've got the taste buds for it

>>1782473
>venezuela was never socialism

That's not what was said when it wasn't fucking everything up.

>>1727719
i was at that game

>>1727711
Saved. Thank you!

>>1772143
kek

>>1749544
couldnt put it any better

>>1727882
centrists need to get fucked, the neoliberal 'post ideology' ideology is fucking cancer

>>1729123
keep bumping the thread Jose

>>1742297
Holy shit yanks are so cucked by neocon ideology. It's insane

>>1729507
>imagine being this insecure

>>1749063
I found this post to be extremely funny.

>>1767696
except he's obviously not