Animal Webm

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tfw you reach for your phone but get a fist full of wasps instead

>>1723441

?????????????????????????????????

>>1723441
What the fuck are those idiots doing?

>>1723448
They are going for the darwin award

>>1723442
whew lad

>>1723441
Is this some kind of training? Father-son bond of some sort?
>I went fishing with pa' this weekend
>Uh, we fought an anaconda, dude...

What the hell??

>>1724568
Maybe it just doesn't like the light being on all the time.

>>1723442

What the fuck! Why?

>>1726948
Peacocks are the fucking worst. They make the ugliest of noises and are super aggressive.

>>1724568
>tfw no vulturefu to snuggle and enjoy carrion with

>>1723446
>>1723448
>>1724826
Anaconda wrestling. Yes, it's a real thing

>>1726948
I know where that is, at the south edge of Glendora, California near Badillo and Glendora Ave. Some assholes have kept peacocks for the 30 years that I've known the spot. Some of them got loose in the early 1990s and started breeding in a small nearby wood and they've been feral since. Now they're everywhere.

Those things are not just loud and annoying at all hours, they're so god damn stupid that if they come across a car that's shiny enough that they can see a reflection, they will FUCK up the paint pecking at it ceaselessly. Those things have caused hundreds of thousands of dollars of property damage just in the Glendora area.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOPAp06ifok

>>1727004
Wasps can get used to humans and human interaction. they'll sting if your to pushy of course but those are the stingless males.

>>1727240
This is genuinely hilarious.

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Post alpha af animals

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You have encountered a bun.

>>1724568
No that's how birds sleep. They have special soft feathers on their back that they go into to sleep in. Look it up faggot.

>>1724568
What exact sort of herbivore is that?

>>1723441
Huh, I always wondered what people did in pools before those foam noodles were invented.

>>1730340
>Pet bun

>>1730340
i literally just made cuddly cutesy kissy noises at the screen

>>1723442
i wanna see him grab a fistful of them and squeeze

>>1727240
kek

>>1727255
Tasty though.

>>1723441
Back in the day people used boa constrictors as flotation noodles

I can't understand why we moved away from this low tech stuff.

>>1731268
>>1735318
STOP MAKING THE SAME JOKE

>>1731071
>herbivore
>implying

This is a turkey. Prove me wrong. You can't.
>>>/gif/10754912

>>1735663
i once got b& for posting boobies

>>1735668
That's because posting and linking aren't the same.

>>1735407
And people say that /wsg/ didn't turn into redditor central.

>>1735772
>Muh reddit meme

Just go away.

>>1735433
>you will never tickle cute ratos for a living

GOD DAMN IT I WANT MY GOVERNMENT GRANT

>>1723441
Well, what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

>>1724568
We Wuz Dinasaurs n' sheeeiiitt.

>>1730340
My bun doesn't let me do that, she gets aggressive if you touch her nose or under her head

>>1735412

Who made this version of the song?

>>1735763
vinegarstrokes.webm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7D-1RG-VRk

>>1735412
>>1736385
I'm interested too; it sounds like Judy Garland, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it's by a more recent singer

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>>1737079
cute aquatic-dog desu

>>1737090
now I'm hungry

>>1735847
t. reddit

>>1723442
Dis nigga is crazy

>>1735281
Sloth are really badass animals to have, if you got the money for it.

They look like they are stoned 24/7, and also pussy magnets

>>1723441
That fish that swims past the camera towards the end could not care less

>>1737090
>I must scream but I've no vocal chords.

>>1737077

fuck your dog

saving this thread with many survivors

>>1737075
thats actually pretty groovy

>>1737077
sorry about your dog

>>1742044
>dead end

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>>1727240
I wonder if the angry muffled grunting was edited in later

>>1737079
do seals actually make these sounds

>>1736385
>>1737081
As the guy that posted the webm, I have no effin' clue. I wish I knew, I'd like to hear the full version as well.

>>1737077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d81qFaoe010

>>1742128
No that video is fake.

>>1742120
Its sounds pretty legit. I dove quite a bit and it sounds just like it should if you were screaming under water with a regulator in your mouth. Also Grouper are the assholes of the reef.

>>1737075
Wow recorded evidence that dogs do in fact got soul.

>>1735433
Its kinda weird that such a smart animal only lives like 4 years tops.

>>1728318
Very interesting and unfortunate

>>1730338
>Throwing a bitch off after you're done

Top fucking kek

>>1726948
my extravagant dad owns like 6 of these and they fucking suck, cunts with feathers to stupid to fly

>>1726948
There was a group of peacocks that would visit my house and let me tell you these things are the loudest faggot birds I've ever met. Pretty to look at though, one of them would strut back and forth in front of a mirror for hours on end.

>>1742154
>>1737081
>>1735412
>>1736385
I finally found it. Took a blood long time too. It's by Ethan Bortnick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSb6-rEBgpI

>>1735433
Captain obvious strikes again

>>1744056
Wow who invited that asshole

>>1735281
I swear to fuck this looks like an animatronic.

>>1737079
mtv cribs seal edition

>>1730338
>I don't know what I am doing. All I know is that I must throw.

>>1749060
Shit man, that's impressive. Makes it scarier that it's a regular Snapping Turtle. An Alligator Snapper has a much, MUCH larger angle when opening its mouth and has very distinctive points around its head. Not to mention its increased size.

>>1737077
I apologize for my dogs

>>1749060
Too distracted by the awful shape that person is in. Goddamn what a fatty.

>>1723442
ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
INSANITY

>>1737075
fucking dog just murdered that verse

>>1724308
>this is a sneaking mission

>>1726948

>I'm a peacock!
>You gotta let me fly!

>>1751425
what in the fuck

>>1742044
Clever birds.

>>1751473
Don't ever piss off a pelican.

>>1724826
>Father-son bond of some sort?
You see Ivan, one day you will be of fighting guerilla in capitalist pig jungle. Because you are train now, you will be of upper hand when time comes to fight secret CIA weapons snake.

>>1727004
They're all males, which are stingless.

>>1730614
Dude, that's what it's doing. That's it's back you fucking retard.

>>1751425
what the shit

>>1751607
I like this.

>>1727240
A literal Jewfish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_goliath_grouper

>>1723442
why didn't they sting him

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Thanks

>>1742044
Not all heroes wear capes. That's not a place for rabbits to sleep

>>1751425
This is like the animal kingdom version of when a video game character's graphics glitch and go fucking haywire.

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>>1751724
It's fucking Kitty from That 70's Show

>>1752038
>kill steal

>>1724568
Turkey Vulture

>>1723442

How is he not getting stung to shit?!?!

>>1742120
remind me of the cute little blonde girl that's hunting with her dad

>>1751738
>FUCK YOU, I'M AN ANTEATER

>>1751914

Who has a mockingbird in a cage? I like the sound effects but I'm not cool with the idea of a caged mockingbird

>>1752038
America in a nutshell

>>1751686
>Critically Endangered
... Someone is going full holocaust on them.

>>1723442
Imagine this being his dick.
Or his gaping hole.

>>1737085
In America, we usually feed pieces of bread to ducks.

Of course, it is only natural that the Australians feed flesh to Crocodiles instead.

>>1737077
i regretfully reply to you in a respectful manner to give my honest condolences about the fate that your canine companion has suffered.

>>1752730
You know damn well who it is

>>1752889
Or his gaping dickhole.

That's an actual video, by the way.

>>1752920
gibe this music plz

>>1735663
made me kek

>>1737077
F

>>1730338
>that ending
top lel

>>1735433
That's actually pretty neat

>>1727240
What is this guy trying to do anyway?

>>1752886
ay guv lemme in i'm a fairy
whassmatter softcock, dont believe in fairies?

>>1737085
>tfw no baby crocodiles

>>1723442
he must have raised them and has their sent all over him. Only way he didnt get stung to hell

>>1742044
bless those flying garbage cans for keeping the streets clean

>>1737079
10/10 I'm in tears

>>1737077
i regret to inform your dog of his loss

>>1737077
how many times did that poor bird have to listen to the song on repeat before it could sing it lol

>>1735763
[Cautious borks]

>>1758259
How will it get out of the water now?!

>>1759241
they clean each other off as they come out.

>>1735411
this is the quality content i come here for. thank for posting, anon.

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>>1752173

>>1724308
plungingattack.webm

>>1759360
It is perfectly normal for psychopaths to orgasm after a fresh kill.

>>1730338
>Rape is natural

>>1737077
I apologise for kicking your dog

>>1759427
>Hunters
>psychopaths

What kind of tumblr hippie are you?

>>1751921
Nice condor, but it is a small one, it must be a baby.

>>1742120
The new ASPCA donation commercial?

>>1723439
https://youtu.be/ER8osR1DdkM

>>1751425
https://youtu.be/--CaW47nDmk

>well, what is it?

>>1759609
I didn't want to laugh:'(

>>1751738
>GiantDad

>>1759427
Fire a rifle for the first time and get back to me.

>>1760239
someone set this to the theme from The Prisoner

>>1737467
As a Canadian, I have a sudden urge to club something....

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>>1737196
why are foxxos so cute

>>1760461
Reminds me of the on park full of foxes with this same kind of thing. Happen to have that?

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>>1760551
I've got another melee one from that island

>>1760569
Wait there are others?

>>1751425
Gmod Physics

>>1759351
I want this with eurobeat and sped up.

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>>1760571
there's just the one island as far as I know but there are plenty of vids from it

>>1759755
it lived. 3/5 survived the jump to the bottom, check oUT rock geese from Planet Earth 2

>>1757180
Catch a fish underwater by using a spear gun and possibly going to eat him after. Use your fuckin noggin.

>>1752079

>Quite pungent my deer

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>>1760583
I made it.

>>1760240
sauce on the song please??

>>1730338
when u finish a nut just throw the bitch down from the top of the tree, alpha status: approved.

>>1736157
get a domesticated one instead of a feral one you dumb nigger also u can let the feral one go free in nature or just eat it...

>>1737077
Man this was on flash when gabe the dog died

>>1730338
Gets me every time.

>>1727240
>[ANGRY FROGMAN NOISES]

>>1742291
>2.3 MB 640x480 4 Seconds
How?

>>1763089
>>1760240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83MKokdyqC0

>>1742291
Now just splice in Nedry from Jurrasic Park getting spit in the face.

>>1727240
>calling a fish a nigger

kek

>>1735281
sloths always look like sigourney weaver to me

>>1751740
>when your favorite song comes on but you don't fully remember the lyrics

>>1763323
kill yourself please

>>1759444
>>1759444
https://licensedmentalhealthcounselor.org/2012/12/21/is-your-child-a-psychopath-signs-you-should-be-aware-of/

>>1763425
>https://licensedmentalhealthcounselor.org/2012/12/21/is-your-child-a-psychopath-signs-you-should-be-aware-of/

From the website:
>General Characteristics of a Psychopath
>self-center and self-important. Almost anything they do for anyone is only because they see a benefit for themselves it.
>need stimulation and are easily bored.
>deceptive behavior and lying
>conning and manipulative
>little remorse or guilt
>shallow emotional response
>callous with a lack of empathy
>living off others/ predatory attitude
>poor self-control
>promiscuous sexual behavior
>early behavioral problems
>lack of realistic long term goals
>blaming other for their actions
>short term relationships
>juvenile delinquency
>short term relationships
>breaking parole or probation rules
>varied criminal activity

Huh - and yet little Savannah exhibited none of those characteristics. Shocking.

>>1763450
Your whiteknighting here isn't going to get you in her pants anon?

>>1751747
How many calories?

>>1763458
Your libtard shilling here isn't going to get you those brownie points with the Rabbi anon.

>>1760242
WHAT WAS THIS MOVIE I CAN'T REMEMBER FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS NOW

>>1752886
Kangaroos are creepy human/rabbit hybrids

>>1763484
Hudson Hawk.

>>1763062
Pretty good anon. A little too much buildup though.

>>1763506
Rabbit Deer

>>1759427
This has to be bait, but on the off chance it's not. What's happening is called buck fever. It's from adrenaline. I damn near threw up after my first deer.

>>1751747
I am guessing this is how they calculate the budget in government.

>>1751747
Tom Nook cooks the books

>>1752053
I always think the same thing

>>1727255
They make some weird noises at night thats somewhere between Cats fucking and Cats dying. I can't tell which.

>>1759351
Oh fuck, where is this hell on Earth?

>>1744056
>Rejected coke
>Rejected fanta
Clearly wants pepsi.

>>1763673
Galapagos
http://www.vulture.com/2017/02/planet-earth-ii-iguana-snakes-scene-story.html

>>1751731
That's not a smile, m'lady.

>>1737077
This brings me such joy

>>1752695
>America in a nutshell
Yup that's victory all right

>>1753238
Nice Animal House reference

>>1760148
Is that what happened to you? If so you're a little strange.

>>1760679
does she have an extra nip?

>>1737077
im sorry for your loss

>>1763450
so most women are psychopaths?

makes sense, thanks Anon!

>>1759360

NOBODY CARES!

>>1764264
That's right. People only watch it to masturbate to her. She'll realize that when she is older.

>>1737196
Fox on table colored sable is able

>>1735433

8:00 - Arrived at work. It is important to set a good example.
9:00 - Tickled my lab rat. Glued pictures of myself onto the Kiss poster of my coworker.
10:30 - Chased a fly down the hall with a rolled research paper while shouting at it.
12:30 - Left for the day.

God I should've been a scientist.

>>1751911

lost

>>1763450
So you can tell if anyone is a psychopath from a single minute long clip? Because they are bound to show many of those factors in a few seconds right? Not just over time

>>1764316

And then you realize the insane amount of paperwork and routine they lock themselves with.

>>1730340
you can actually feel the softness

>>1737079
It can't take it anymore.
It's asking for legs.

>>1737090
for a moment there I thought it was some kind of new instrument with their tail fins slapping the "strings".

>>1752886
Makes me wonder how a kangaroo in steroids would look like.

>>1742120
>Michael J. Dog

>>1760242
PLAY BALL!
>Yeah!

>>1763853
trap.

>>1730338
>Wherever I go, I must also suplex motherfuckers off trees

>>1737079
>doesn't get in the water
>still needs a nap

>>1751607
>taking a bath
>feeling pretty good
>do a little dance
holy shit we really are related

>>1758259
that monkey looks wise as hell

>>1751921
Youre a big bird.

>>1759351
>mission: survive.webm

>>1730338
>animals
>posts insects

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>>1764629

>They are the most diverse group of animals on the planet, including more than a million described species and representing more than half of all known living organisms.[2][3] The number of extant species is estimated at between six and ten million,[2][4][5] and potentially represent over 90% of the differing animal life forms on Earth.

Roasted

>>1737075
he is better at harmonics than me haha

>>1764638
Now post the animal description of bacteria

>>1764584
You dont feed carrots to a domesticated rabbit because it tears their intestines and slowly kills them.

>>1749060
Damn i wish that were my dick

>>1751738
>sheila get 'ere you absolute cunt
>dad nooo

>>1752886
>no sound
I want my angry Aussie

>>1751738
> hol' up

>>1763380
this has great camera work

>>1764705
its okay, it only got cauliflower in the end.

>>1760679
why is there a volleyball match in the thumbnail?

>>1765576
There is a volleyball match at the beginning of the clip.

Someone post the happy hedgehog vids please

>>1759360
I want to go shoot that little girl for sport, sounds like it'd be fun.

>>1764649
>bacteria
>Kingdom Animalia
Pick one

>>1724308
>GOTCHA BITCH!

>>1763152
Domestic bunnies can be fussy too edge lord.

>>1742227
kek

>>1752053
That dusty old balance board stuffed under the entertainment center.
The eventual fate of all Wii balance boards.

>>1760545
Haha omg stawp lol.
Like she wanted him to stop.
If you really want a dog to cut this shit out a quick knee to the chest works like a charm.

>>1764705
That's retarded and made up. I fed carrots and celery and all kinds of veggies to my little dude and he lived to be 13.

>>1737079
>>1737467
How do seals survive despite being so inept at moving around?

>>1728318
why don't you shoot them all
with pellet guns

>>1766511
They are good at swimming. They don't need to move well on land.

>>1766513
Why not just stroll up and shiv them? They are are peacocks. It is a wonder they aren't extinct like the dodo.

>>1764334
You're moving the goal posts. The argument was that Savannah exhibited psychopathic traits during the video clip, and she doesn't.

>>1757080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA

>>1766521
except orgasming to her blood lust.

>>1766607
HOW

>>1736789
Underrated

>>1760148

I mostly just felt a vague sense of 'ow' from the kickback, but it was just at a shooting range, sooo... eh.

>>1766529
But that's not what that is and you know it.

>>1766647
SALT ON TENDONS/NERVES

>>1723442
only female wasps sting, apparently

>>1758259
>peeing in the public pool

>>1764705
local anon forgets that everyone peels their fucking carrots

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>>1737196
Foxes like to eat local cats in my city. It is cute but, if it rested on my patio like that, I'd kill it.

>>1752886
AIU is such a fucking creep jfc

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Post more froggos

>>1763062
very nice anon!

>>1763582
Fucking kek

>>1751729
what a beautiful girl. It is hard to find this much natural. I m not talking about dog;making it clear for you sick bastards.

>>1763343
lol exactly man

>>1760247
this is awfull and stupid selfish bitch human action again. Cars blocking bison pack's running way and forcing them to run in a line. So lions can hunt easier, even fat male lion had a chance. We human are fucked up creatures with many reasons. I am also fucked up. bye.

>>1760543
in second video girl says "ohh my godd, i dont know if its recording " its turkish.

>>1766647
Spinal cord must be still connected with body. Spinal cord controlls nervous system
and moving action of body.

>>1767175
I dont think its controlled by the spine, thats just the nerves firing off at random

>>1767160
She's a 3 to 4/10.
>>1767170
Herd animals like wildebeests when they run tend to run in that fashion. The lion wasn't fat. Lions are bigger than lionesses because lionesses are more built for hunting while lions are built for protecting cubs and fending off other males.

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>>1763062
K I N O
I
N
O

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>>1762892

>>1763846
dumb

>>1751425
When you got that itch at the VERY back of your throat and you can't quite scratch it

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>>1765585
>>1765576
i made an error while converting
it was a video for there before >>>/s/17563586

>>1763514
That was the perfect amount of build up you retarded fucking zero attention span pleb.

>>1768016
Are you going to post it there?

>>1735411
Why does this song fit so well with happy animals? I can't

>>1742291
Awh she's brooding.
>git away from egs

>>1742120
My Shiba does this too. Why?

>>1759351
Nike or Adidas commercial

>>1771213
Damn, if only it had fallen from one floor less it would have still had 1 life left.

>>1766972
>chickens with pants
Why didn't anyone think of this before? It's a hilarity gold mine we have overlooked as a species!

>>1759360
this is why you don't take your daughters shooting they gonna turn into butch dykes

>>1730338
the sins of the father, fuck this epigenetic memetic information, senator amstrong was right

>>1765705
Deer are just big cloven rats you fucking sperglord

>>1763885
Booooo. I was hoping for the one with O Fortuna.

>>1759351
>>1760583
>>1763062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq40ut6no6g

>>1763887
>monkey business