/kids/ thread

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>>1721740

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I blame the father

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>>1721752
>kid tries to save dad from being squashed
kids are so precious

if you like kids don't ever watch a korean movie called "hope"

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>>1721793
>if you like kids don't ever watch a korean movie called "hope"
Ok
I trust in you.

>>1721813
hot desu

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>>1721825
Not Ok!

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Sieg Heil n sheeit

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>>1721740

>>1721793
i don't get it

>>1721838
fuck you that makes me so sad

>>1721774
Little brat's going to grow up to be a great buzzfeed editor.

>>1721831
He's not a pedo he's just an opportunist. It was funny.

>>1721838
This one got to me. Awesome parents.

>>1721838
I want to have context on this one

>>1721838
>>1722110
>>1722130
Nevermind, found the video :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSJB54s8zcE

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>>1721774

Very VERY good goy!

>>1721740
Toot toot...more refugees for Sweden

>>1721839
this video is funny and creepy at the same time.

Lill' girl is experiencing post-traumatic shock at higher level.

>>1722144
>arm armchair psychologist diagnoses.

Thanks Sigmund Futon for you input

>>1721774
Funny file name, too bad that kids gonna burn in hell one day; she did it for the lulz.

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>>1721740

>>1722144
>adrenaline rush from getting her first kill is post traumatic shock

ugh

>>1721839

One of the most formative experiences of my life is when my father took my mother and I to harvest an elk he had just killed.

we walked up a wooded ridge for about two miles until it turned into a open glade on the side of a mountain with a small creek running through it. my dad made a fire to keep mom and I warm then we set to work on gutting, skinning and quartering the elk.

It taught me so much respect for wildlife and it gives you a great respect for where meat comes from. that something has to die, something that was a living breathing thing died to make the food I ate that september and for months to come.

I wish everyone could experience that feeling.

>>1721821
how many executions did these little fuckers have to watch to get the act spot on?

>>1722215
top lel

>>1722298
every meat eater should experience this and should be able to do it.
Because if you are not able to kill you should not eat meat.

>>1721793
this is japanese. cute though

>>1721778
Consequences will never be the same

>>1721836
>so fear the mine
He's saying "Seu filho da mãe"
The literal translation is "You son of a mother", that is a light version of You son of a bitch in portuguese

>>1722215
He's going out "like i give a fuck"

>>1722179
>kids
>burn in hell
Not if they're baptized

>>1721774
Hehe... Yes... Good goy girl...

>>1721774
>parents using children like this
pathetic

>>1721746
Oh fuck. The cutest troll.

>>1722215
Ha, what a dick.

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>>1721831
Amazing

>>1722936
either that or the little cunt needs to be slapped for apparently wandering off to yell at a stranger in the street

stupid decisions should have swift and immediate consequences

>>1721831
The practice of putting arm or leg out of the window of a racing car is a most dangerous one, what I see here is a gentleman doing the dumb driving dad a huge favor if somewhat in an unusual manner.

>>1721743
wow had to look into this and found out its a CBC show and i can watch it on their site, i know what im marathoning this week. thx

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>>1721813
How do you raise your children to be so awesome?

>>1722920
Protestant ""christians"" are literally scum
I'm honestly proud of that girl

>>1722447
what's she's saying?
well beside the ABC

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NOT
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ONE

>>1721813
reminds me of my childhood with my sisters
would always pick fights then just accept my beatings

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>>1723464

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>>1721740

>>1722144
aren't you quite the special one

>>1723207
is that the john wick soundtrack?
what a badass

>>1721774
her constant eye darting away from the man and the camera, she's either getting paid or has autism, or both.

most likely autism

>>1723493
A cute autism, yes.

>>1722553
>>1721836
i know what the other kids foot said

>>1723207

its like that scene in matrix 2

>>1723432
glad I stuck it out for the soundtrack

>>1721778
This brings me so much nostalgia, man. Can't believe it's been 7 years already. So many things happened in my life since then. :'(

>>1721788
Reminds me of There Will Be Blood.

>>1721839
This makes me sad. Such bad parenting. The same way you shouldn't have any sexual experience before puberty, you shouldn't have any violent experience like killing a living being bigger than a bug.

>>1723432
>Only drawings
Why jerk off to the imitation, when you can have the real thing?

>>1721746
What is this budget kermit voice?

>>1723204
so whats the show called

>>1721858
Adorable

>>1723637
Mr. D
I couldn't make it past 10 minutes into s1e1. It's cringe low budget trash.

>>1721746
The I love you got me hard

>>1721788

like who just pulls over and watches a fire burn? don't these people have somewhere to be? flyover af

>>1723648
well...that was a big fire tho

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>>1723562

Some people teach their Kids to be Hunters,
some people teach their Kids to be Craftsmen,
some people teach their Kids to be Leaders,
i bet there are even some people teach their Kids to be Loosers.

Welcome to Earth.

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>>1721740

>>1723454

The making of a porn star tbqh

>>1723537
cute

>>1723470
>>1723465
>>1723464
whats these from? feels very MDEish

>>1723635
underage b& detected

>>1721841
Cute as fuck.

>>1724141
why

>>1721774
kudos for not uppercutting that brat into next week

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>>1722215
He deserves a beating tbḧ

>>1721918
Hope is a korean film about a sweet little girl. but unfortunate things happen to her.

>>1723562
Not only is this great parenting, every parent should show their children where food comes from. Perhaps she'll be less wasteful when she knows an animal died to give her sustenance.

>>1724334
No, i was talking about the webm
idk what they say to her

fuck this thread is making me want to have kids

korean girl learning how to talk to strangers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0XiOLW_Qk

korean girl can't stay mad while wearing squeaky shoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLe7WuqwiKw

ethan laughing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqkdw8-D0wY

>>1721813
>russia
Kek, what else

>>1724341
this makes me cringe so hard. definitely not looking forward to the day my kids start losing their teeth.

>>1724369
A pulled tooth makes you cringe, but sitting through child birth and changing diapers with green feces is a walk in the park.

>>1721858
Beyond adorable

>>1723432
hilarious desu
the way he immediately and persistently goes on the defensivivive when he's talking to nobody
comic genious

>>1724141
fuck's wrong with you

>>1721774
well, she's not wrong, christ fags really need to shut the fuck up

>>1724320
>>1724420
not that guy but I believe the sentiment to be that in being an overbearing 0 tolerance kind of father figure you're driving your little girl into a position of outright rebellion or that even when she is allowed to date she may subconsciously seek out domineering male figures to interact with confusing a need to be in control for love. Neither of these usually leading to healthy relationships or views on men. And depending on the severity of these relationships she could over time come to see herself as more of an object than human being and that general attitude is beneficial, not necessarily vital, in viewing porn as an acceptable means to make a living.

>>1724348
I know this ain't a youtube thread but this needs to be a gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2004Xaz2HU

>>1724460
This is very deep, very true, very interesting and very scary.

The father is usually who's to blame if you don't like promiscuity. I couldn't care less about what other people do with their sexuality but /pol/ is here with their superficial and shitty opinions about it because they don't have anything else useful to do, but they don't really THINK about the subject like you did.

>>1724460
Very much agree with this, and was thinking when I saw that video that the father's insistence was an example of that kind of "half joking half serious" kind of humor. Telling the mom to stop laughing and making the girl say it over and over kind of thing.

Just struck me as a domineering and creepy example of the father's intense insecurities and kudos to the mom for making light of it and encouraging the kid to not take it seriously.

>>1721838
shit parents

>>1721778
Too bad how she ended up because of this guy.

>>1724533
>Trying to catch the bouquet so she can get a daddy for the kid she just dropped...logic

>>1724523
>the face of "well shit, how do I get out of this"

>>1722298
great story, thanks for sharing. like the way you told it, too. good job.

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>>1723169
so much this. Swift and Immediate have become lost, and people are idiots because of it. One time, a lion would've jumped out of the bushes and eaten your dumb ass, or someone would have clocked you right in your dumb face. Now, it's all pantomime and shadow-play.

>>1721778
F1

>>1723646
>got me hard
u sicko

>>1724542
Yours?
Yeah, they created a dickhead

>>1724685
lol

>>1723876
4u

>>1723462
bet it got ur lil dick hard didn't it you pervert

>>1724404
he probably wasn't present at either

>>1724631
Cutest thing I've seen in weeks.

>>1724542
Why shit parents? What are you smoking? They got her a puppy and she's crying from the emotion.

>>1721774
Absolutely disgusting

It doesn't matter if you don't care for his message or if he's annoying my child is going to learn to fucking respect his elders

>>1721821
disturbing on so many levels

If nobody instructed these kids on how to play games like these then it's twice as bad

>>1721839
inb4 she grows up to be a vegetarian

She's obviously happy because she has the approval of her dad, not because she killed the deer

>>1722215
The correct reaction to Santa to be honest

A fat bearded smelly man that wants to give me presents and watches me 24/7? Sounds creepy as fuck desu

>>1723454
at least she's honest

>>1723537
naw fuck that

When I was little if someone offered me candy I'd be like oh shit that's awesome, do you have a van I can eat it in?

>>1721774
I used to live in Salem, where this is happening. These preacher types come around every Halloween and try and ruin everything for everyone.

>>1724631
d'awwww

>>1721838

woody tried to warn them. but they wouldn't listen.

>>1724946
Fuck them

>>1723207
Attack of the clones

>>1724523
that's a good man
i hope he's doing ok

>>1721774
a shekel for the good goy

>>1724523
Hahahahahaha

http://www.homestarrunner.com/dween_puppet2.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/puppetween.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/marshiepuppet.swf
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbvslilgirl.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/otherlilgirl.swf

>>1723454
Man... that feel when you know your daughter will get older and might get hurt

>>1722143
Consider suicide

>>1723537
>the little shoulder wiggle after they mention ice cream
Adorbs

>>1724187
That's because it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yrH4qS2RA

>>1723454
Bet she will be starring in cuckold porn where they pretend that it's the girls dad watching while she get fucked by a black man. Maybe a hardcore one where the dad is prepping the bull.

>>1723454
>can't lie
the anti-Hillary

>>1721778
what happend?

>>1725763
Newfag.
Look up Jessie Slaughter.

>>1725766
damn i feel like 4chan got soft over the years
but maybe im just being a newfag

>>1725773
Well, it's become a lot more mainstream, so it really has softened up.

>>1724341
so... daddy is british and mommy is german, eh?

>>1721774
I'll be honest. The filename had me expecting anime.

>>1722215
>pumped up gifts.webm

>>1724543
wicked

>>1725455
That's my greatest fear/pain, everytime I see something like a cute animal or an innocent kid I can't help but feel the stinging thoughts in the back of my head that without someone to protect them they will get hurt and the thought of me not being able to protect something like that destroys me inside

>>1722144
so how's the physiology degree workin' out for ya?

>>1721858
No you didn't you cheeky lying cunt

>>1725052
As far as anyone knows, he's still in there to this day

>>1726073
I like to imagine that, that video is 20 years old and she still throws fits whenever he doesn't lay down in bed with her.

>>1722143
On a fucking bulk carrier? Get the fuck outta here.

>>1722138
I don't see the problem, as long as the parents are clear in understanding they are fully responsible for the animal, and intend to keep it healthy, safe and as happy as possible for the 10-15 years it takes to die.

Sadly, the fact that there are "puppy farms" speaks to the opposite, a lot of people don't truly know what they're getting into.

>>1722419
Nah, I don't accept that. Every person should not have to be able to work 14 hours on a farm every day to be allowed to eat bread, drink milk or eat eggs.
I support that people should have a closer relationship to their food, and at least participate in slaughter, but I think your view is simplistic and suspect it's ideological rather than reasonable.

>>1725455
>>1725952
Well, if you're a shitty dominant father like that one in the video, she WILL get hurt, trust me. He's only starting to create daddy issues in her that weren't there to begin with.

>>1726142
I know what you mean and I don't agree with the other anon either but I just gotta say that every worldview is ideological, even yours. Rationalism is an idea in itself. Ideological means something derived from ideas, how does one escape that?

>>1721788
Apparently her hearing went back after a while and she is okay.
That's good to know.

>>1724193
Just saying, I'm 20 and i had to search up who Kermit is grandpa.

>>1721778

>>1709375

>>1723432
BLUSHOO

>>1723537
I love how the mom at the end is like "this bitch's gonna get kidnapped one of these days"

>>1721774
Don't like preachers but fuck that bitch

>>1721836
seu fia da mãe

>>1721793
>if you like kids don't ever watch a korean movie called "hope"


i don't watch movie where the "sad part" involve animals or little children.

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>>1723454
>hfw no boyfriends at 0:15

>>1722179
>believing in hell
kek

>>1725742
Go back to /pol/ with your nigger fantasies

>>1721839
>Liberal fires a gun for the first time

>>1723562
>you shouldn't have any violent experience like killing a living being bigger than a bug.
Nothing wrong with it. Quit being a pussy. I went out hunting with my dad plenty of times and if anything it only made me a better man and gave me a lot of time to bond with my dad.

>>1721836
Sanji IRL

>>1721839
>I'm literally shaking right now.webm

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>>1726380

>>1723454
just a look tho

>>1725682
>>1726126
Lel the butthurt

this thread is fucking heart-warming

>>1722298

Nice anon. Good story

>>1725024
screeching

>>1725648
Awesome childhood desu

>>1723648
>flyover af
kill yourself califag

>>1726387
Is that fish giving CPR or something?

>>1726679
Go back to 9gag you edgy underage faggot

>>1724935
i bet you're the kind of person who says "don't be racist - be like mario!"

>>1723562
It's great parenting. Builds character like nothing else. Can confirm because my parents never taught me shit like that and I'm but half a man

>>1726073
go back to making youtube comments dweeb

>>1726387
>level 64 shaman casts the rites of revival

>>1726387
>WA-HEE WA-HA WA-HO-HO-HO

>>1724324
>>1724036
>>1723900
>.gif
Go to bed grandpa

>>1723648
this is in Texas
>also being this jealous about others' free time

>>1727343
Which is flyover af

>>1723454
>dad brings up daughter as lesbian

>>1726292
what if the "sad part" involves children and rape

really, don't watch it

>>1723182
So is driving to within a few inches of another vehicle to prove a point.

>>1721793
this is the cutest fucking thing ever

>>1722553
somebody post the pasta

>>1723207
>mook chivalry

>>1724341
>tfw this girl has bigger balls than I did when it came to losing teeth

>>1721743
what is the word ending in "re"?

>>1727863
Crackwhore.

>>1721746
aww

>>1721838
beautiful. my parents never let us have dogs, it really sucks

>>1724631
this is my favorite one.
i had this dream weeks ago i had my own child, i just felt so happy that weak gut feeling was overwhelming. yet it felt so real i had everything too, a puppy and a nice little house

but i didnt see the mom, the mother of my child. the mom wasnt there.

>>1726387
This has to be synched with loud orgasm man

>>1724917
the preachers are cunts they say everyone is going to hell for whatever they are doing and try to scare kids

>>1723207
He didn't know that the multiform technique halves your power level with each copy!

>>1721774
>>1721821
That's fucked up.

>>1721788
That fire looked really far away. Cant really blame him for now knowing there would be a biblical explosion.

>>1721839
Classic symptoms of adrenaline dump

>>1723432
Is this a young Sam Hyde?

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>>1721858

>>1722144
its the thrill of the kill. a natural human response.

>>1721774
It's sad that you can replace this child with an american adult and the "arguments" and vocabulary would be identical.

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>>1727645
>lovely_assistant.webm
Indeed.

>>1727322
Shut up!

>>1725952
But they are going to get hurt. All you can do is make sure they go into the world equipped to protect themselves.

>>1723537
This is the making of a great comedian team.

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>>1728327
American adults don't even use words
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496904754903.webm

Not uploading it here cuz it's yucky

>>1727973
get that kid in a spelling bee

>>1727645
What is this from?

>>1723207

Every time I see this, the kid that kicks the car and takes himself out of the fight makes my day.

>>1727186
Oldfag here. This used to be us not just slavs. Now we just sit in front of screens and complain.

>>1721746
every time I kek at Kermit's face
every time I wait for the "I love you"
every time I'm reminded how rarely I hear that
every
goddam
time

>>1727848
i just pulled them out when I was a kid, if only one could be that brave now a days.

>>1721752
Lol filename

>>1727358
90 percent of Texas is totally flyover country. The other ten kicks ass.

>>1727202
>mad europoor resorting to memes

>>1721858
Need an "I'm with her" edit

>>1726387
B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D

>>1728342
No, you!

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>>1721740

>>1729825
Shit, you beat me to it.

>>1721788
did she died

>>1721743
Pure fucking degeneracy.

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>>1728010
Here you go
It was hard to sync the audio

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>>1721774
ATTA BAT THAT'S A GOOD GOY

>>1728381
We're evolving backwards.

>>1721788
I remember seeing this a few years back. Turns out it was a fertilizer plant that caught fire which explains the giant explosion. The explosion itself caused a shockwave that decimated a majority of the county if I remember correctly.

>>1721813
HE'S HURT! LOOKS LIKE HE'S HURT BAD MIKE! HE'S NOT PROPERLY DEFENDING HIMSELF! HERB DEAN MIGHT PUT A STOP TO THIS!

>>1722179
Everyone who believes in hell know they've done enough shit to end up there.
Have fun on your deathbed

>>1723182
>a most dangerous one
Nigga I've been doing that shit my entire life, 23 years and I've never been hurt. Nor have I ever heard or seen anyone getting hurt by sticking hands or feet out the window

I'd understand if someone was sticking their entire leg out the window or something. But please, resting your feet on the windowglass like that aint gonna hurt you

>>1724935
pandering to edgelords? Be more cuck

Varberg

>>1723432
kek

>>1721852
Adorable.

>>1726178
you just blew my mind son

>>1721743
I mad.

>>1721774
>based Christian bro (I bet he's a Catho) doesn't mind the childish behavior and keeps preaching his message
>he even hopes retards who oppose him profit from it somehow and see the light
>faithfully follows the footsteps of the Messiah

>fedoras don't even educate their kids to listen to different opinions respectfully
>they don't discipline their kids when they see them be rude in public
>"BLABLABALBLABLABLA" oh btw, I am the voice of Logic and Reason

>>1728025
>dentists are cunts they say people who have a bad hygiene will suffer n shit and try to scare kids
>teachers are cunts they say you won't have a job if you don't pay attention and try to scare kids
>security experts are cunts
how mean of them
>everyone is going to hell
nope, just the unbelieving pieces of filth that deserve it.

>>1724917
doing God's work, literally

>>1722215
What song?

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>>1728039
>>1724921
It's better to make fun of them than take them seriously.
All the bawling and the laments after happenings is what makes their dick hard, now when they get mocked even by kids they seethe with rage. This is the proper way to take power from them and these kids learnt it before many people in the West.

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>>1722298
Used to experience this every Eid holiday, except we played with the sheep for a month beforehand and really got to appreciate it. This taught me the true price of meat.

>>1722419
>Because if you are not able to kill you should not eat meat.
agreed

>>1726142
I don't think he means farming the animals, feeding them and keeping them safe AND killing them. I believe he just meant actually taking their life, and feeling them die between your hands.
I see so many people waste meat, buy it and eat it as if they were munching on something that fell from the sky. Taking life is so hard and horrifying you only do it when necessary, the rest of the time you have veggies, milk products and fruits.

>>1721841
What is she saying ?

>>1723454
>white_women.webm

>>1723537
>avoid strange men
>wealthy, attractive Chads can do anything with you though xD

>>1724543
>no protection
parents should be hanged

>>1728860
damn, beat me to it

>>1730339
She says that her dad build this little book and then goes on to describe it

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>>1730376
thx

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>>1730025
Ok, now I want blood.

>>1727998
lol wut the fuck man :^)

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has this one been posted yet?

>>1721839
aww man i remember that feeling first hunting with my dad :^(

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>>1730390
>filename
lel

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>>1725682
he's not memeing you know, it's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaZ3UHOEDeA

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>>1723432

>>1728425
https://www.filmaffinity.com/es/film496503.html
Turn the page into english, that's the movie

>>1721778
I feel bad for ruining her life but lmao

>>1730364
>Not learning how to skateboard/bike without pads n shit
Basic bitch.

>>1722145
Kek'd.

>>1723454
Already has the eyes of a slut.

>>1729988
Good job, anon.

>>1722144
you are a fucking idiot.
>>1723562
you are a fucking idiot.

>>1724036
Wow this shit is old af

>>1724543
Fucking gnarley!

>>1730364
She's clearly experienced.. I'm sure she started with protection

>>1730025
Hurrah, they want their kids to think bullying is okay. Further perpetuate the black stereotype of aggressive retards, goyim

>>1721746

gahh, shes so cute ^.^

>>1721791

ITS BLACK

this is great

>>1730280
>you're one adorable motherfucker

>>1730397
That strut. "Fuck your door daddy, look at my blocks"

>>1728034
kek

>>1730331
Ive seen academy award winners with less facial expressions, a cute, CUTE!

>>1723182
>The practice of putting arm or leg out of the window of a racing car is a most dangerous one
kobayashi pls go

>>1728822
>greentexting unironicly
I bet you post to 4chan too,huh?

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>>1721778

>>1730364
>>>wealthy, attractive Chads can do anything with you though xD
Where the fuck is there anything like that in that webm?
Fucking robot fag

>>1721778
was he overall a good dad? I was too tween to have any sympathy when this happened

>>1730495
You are a fucking moron.

>>1730384
daughter goals

>>1721778

That traces me back. Wonder what she's doing now.

>>1731331
She's a disgusting fat feminist
Does webcam porn

>>1723562
And why shouldn't kids have any sexual experience before puberty?

>>1730331
Holy shit she's beautiful.

Imagine having those lips wrapped around your dick, my god, I'd blow in 10 seconds flat.

>>1721752
>functional strength

>>1725781
Yep. I know that very well. My kids are bilingual english/german and they speak the exact same way

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>>1731326
We have very different goals for our daughters.

>>1721813
daughter goals

>>1730084
"It's never happened to me!"
You never lose your legs until you finally do doing stupid shit. Like those 35 year olds that have never fallen off skyscrapers while doing acrobatics on the roofs of them in Russia.
It's not that the act itself is going to hurt you, but if you get into any kind of accident at the same time you're doing that shit then your legs are most likely gone. Where as if you sat in the car like a human and got into an accident you're more likely to get away from it scratch free.

>>1731603
Damn that looked stupid as hell

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>>1730407

>>1731177
He ended up beating the shit outa her and the wife, she got put in state custody. I think either he or the wife ended up going an hero.

>>1721793
>that yatta

C U T E
U
T
E

>>1722215
Traumatized 4 lyfe

>>1724631
I too welcome our robotic overlords

>>1727998
I know that feel bro

>>1730331
young anzu?

>>1731719
Fuck no she isn't anywhere near that cute.

>>1727200
Never paid much attention in biology classes, have you?

>>1729971
why though?

>>1731595
>trying this hard
we r leejun

>>1731625
Not particularly. Every time a woman fights in a movie it's always some fancy bullshit moves with strictly no use of weight.

>>1731659
kek

>>1731659
I regret watching this

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>>1730415
This webm is honestly one of my favourtie things on internet, I have to watch it every time

>>1732065
i-is this what heaven is supposed to be like ?

>>1721774

I want to see him lose it and slap that cunt.

>>1722144

Nigger thats a full adrenaline dump.

>>1731177

Scumbag, apparently. Not very surprising.


>>1731331

Did you just assume xirs gender? Tranny prossie prolly.

>>1731968

Youre joking? Awful choreography.

>>1731968
The action looks janky, choppy, and completely unrealistic. The actors hardly know what they're doing and the techniques are awful.
>some fancy bullshit moves
Nigger, one of them was doing a fucking cartwheel.

>>1727645
>>1730412
Oh - it's from Witching and Bitching
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2404738/

thanks

>>1730403
Born comedian.

>>1732384
>>1732442
Yeah I know, my point is it's not worse than usual. It's always been shit.

>>1721788
>o muh gawd

>>1721746
She's nearly 50 now. Joey Calvan.

>>1723454
that dude's a fukken creep

>>1725773
the people who used to do that shit grew up, slaughter wasn't even the first time something like that happened

>>1731661
>>1731177
she got put in foster care because of how aggressive her father was in the videos, she later got reunited with her mother after he died
she also changed name to Damien and prefers they/them pronouns

>>1723443
she's saying she doesn't know the rest

>>1725455
that's why you teach your daughter krav maga

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>>1732093
No, this is

>>1730331
>That's a Turk
WTF I like Turks now??

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>>1732065
The whole world would be like this if Hitler had won

>>1726305
im ded

>>1732065
I was literally hypnotized by this WebM.

>>1732935
Thanks a lot

>>1732938
Teach her not to be a brainless degenerate, that will keep her away from most forms of dangers.

>>1722145
topest of lels

>>1730702
kek

>>1732568
translation?

>>1730084
My father lost his right arm doing that, so don't fucking say it can't happen. it's just rare.

>>1733196
You realize he idolized Aryans right? those are Persians, not white people, the world would not be like that if Hitler had won white people would be dead if he had won.

>>1730384
this one is on the right path

>>1730397
the walk man
>imma bout to fuck your show

>>1733779
hitler hated niggers and jews, aryans were perfect but impossible to be the only ones

>>1733957
You're acting like the Persians would have let white people live once given their idealogical due under Hitlers rule, they wouldn't, they would believe they were perfect and we were lesser, leading to slavery and eventual death for us, especially considering Persians are fucking Muslims by and large.

girl: my friends made me so sad mommy, im going to cry now

mom: look at me now

girl: my friends made me so sad, im going to cry.

mom: what did they say?

girl: they told me to cry

mom: really?

girl: uh huh... i said no..


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girl: my friends always take my toys they take it away.

mom: don't they give it to you?

girl: uh huh... and i beat them up. GIVE ME MY toys i say...

mom: But its not good to shout at people...