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Post the most american webms you can find
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I fucking hate this country. At least I'm in the north east. I wish we could brake off. The south and the Midwest need to be glassed
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>>1716450
But you live in the worst part my friend
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>>1716374
>the american liberal
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>>1716361
>Being this happy over a gun
Then again, I guess car tards get this happy over a new toolbox or a music faggot over a new synth.
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>>1716450
>I fucking hate this country
>At least I live in the worst possible area
I think I've found your problem
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>>1716374
>white supremacy
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>>1716361
What's wrong with that?
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Bring me your poor, huddled masses....
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>>1716368
>There are people here that think less of people who haven't shot a gun or don't own one
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>>1716374
>You share a planet with these people
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>>1716374
>that's some degenerate liberal "arts perfomance"
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>>1716475
>being this edgy

Did a gun touch your butthole when you were little, sissyboy?
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>>1716593
>there are people here who aren't prepared for WW3/misc. happenings
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>>1716468
>>1716489
The south lost. Cheap slave labor and segregation is illegal, drink a bottle of Southern Comfort and get over it.
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>>1716655
West Coast best coast nigga, get the fuck outta here
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>>1716659
Oh no it's the no-gunz Californian, I'm so scared of his post ban featureless AR15 abortion guns!
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>>1716648
Guns are a toool to get the job done, not a toy you fucking fudd.
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>>1716374
>we need to secure the future of the white ra-
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>>1716361
Aside from the fact the kid god a fucking gun, the reaction was pretty cute.
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>>1716372
fake propaganda, thats america alright
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>>1716756
>american
>ukrainian flag
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>>1716756
ukrania is not america tho
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>>1716374
USA USA USA
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>>1716681

Guns are absolutely treated like toys here, though.
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>>1716811
What the hell is going on here?
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>>1716872

Little girl's first hunting trip. Just killed that deer presumably.

Very cute.
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>>1716872
Adrenaline rush from babies first kill. My son was a little older than her and all her cared about was getting back so we could butcher and eat it.
Good times.
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>>1716760
Wut
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>>1716852
>ukrainia
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>>1716721
Fuuuuucking hell
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>>1716721
Obesity outlawed when?
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>>1716757
woah that ruled
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>>1716811
cancer.
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>>1716756
My love of cool machinery is battling with my dislike of guns and war
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>>1716798
new york is always full of faggot shit happening
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>>1716721
I would want to show how I fit 4 of my fingers into the reporter :3
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>>1716756
>T 84
>american
also
>american tanks
>autoloader
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>>1716872
first orgasm
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>>1716450
nothing worse than an american who hates their own country.
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>>1716798
what are they singing
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>>1717031
Nothing worse than someone who takes pride in their flaws. Seek rope therapy.
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>>1717043
>implying there is a single perfect country without flaws
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>>1717065
SWITZERLAND
YES
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>>1716798
Faggot northeast. Surprise surprise
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>>1716785
TOP KEK
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>>1716450
>i wish we could break off

i wish you would
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>>1716944
FLOENS
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>>1716468
this
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>>1716593
If you live in a gun-heavy society, yeah, I think less of you. It's like not knowing how to drive.

But I wouldn't think less of a European or Californian/New Yorker/Hawaiian if they hadn't shot before.
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>>1716361
To be fair, that's a Beretta O/U shotgun. I think it'd be fair to wager that A.) That shotgun cost a FUCK of a lot of dosh, and B.) It's likely being used for sport on a trap/skeet/sporting clays range.
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>>1716757
I'm almost sure they spent more time on the fireworks than they did on actual veterans.
But that's USA for you.
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>>1717031

>Implying the northeast isn't the real america.

We were america before you were
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>>1717019
>>1717092
>barbershop quartet is faggot shit
Literally kill yourselves you degenerates.
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>>1717176
It's a beretta
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>>1716374

I'd fuck the dog chick, though
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>>1716698
Eurocuck?
Canadian Homosexual?
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>>1716755
Propaganda is political
That was literally a burger advertisement
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>>1717182

It IS faggot shit. Get fucked.
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>>1717205
I imagine all of culture must feel like faggot shit to a plebeian such as yourself.
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>>1716721
>>1717022
She's a qt
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>>1716764
Is that daisycutters?
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>>1716574
>Driving on the left side
Definitely not American
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>>1716653
>there are people here that think public ownership of guns would save them in ww3/misc happenings
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>>1716655
>cheap slave labor is illegal
Unless you break the law, and get put on le probations and obligated to volunteer before getting your first job.
>segregation is illegal
Le private communities. Such nice white gates.
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>>1716368
/k/ in a nutshell
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>>1717065
>implying anyone should have patriotism
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>>1717253
All postal deliverery vans have the driver on the left side so as to facilitate easier and faster delivery, to those with mailboxes on the side of the road, they still drive like the rest of us.

Do your research.
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>>1717253
Postal vehicles have their seat on the right hand side so they can easily reach the mail box you moron.
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>>1716721
>celebration of life
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>>1716757
>usa being one third of world's air pollution whilst being one twentieth of it's population
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>>1717182
>barbershop quartet
>in the 21st century
Bet you listen to pentatonix and electro-swing, you cretin.
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>>1716944
This.
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>>1717043
>well done grilled cheese sandwich
Nice.
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>>1716785
>24 seconds
>didn't fall over
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>>1717268
Ever heard of the revolutionary war?
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>>1716361
D'aaaaawwwwwww
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>>1717328
They must have had really good aim to shoot all of those drones n shit back then that the king sent.
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>>1716760
>shooting infantry with a $100k missile

wasteful
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>>1716760
lol it even has the hitmarker
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>>1716764
can any /k/ommandos explain what sounds are what? Like what is the BRRRRRT vs what is the CRACKLE? I'm guessing the BRRRT is the GAU-8 firing, and the CRACKLE is the rounds impacting land?
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>>1717336
>>1717328
So they all were like magic with muskets?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2marbPfGezk

Like dis ^ ?
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>>1717043
wait, dont tell me he cooked that egg in the microwave
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>>1717338
It's better than risking the life of a trained soldier who costs more than that missile just to train and equip them.
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>>1717357
Murkan here. We do that because we're afraid of eating food properly. Every time you use a pot or pan our lazy nature, and due to christianity, fear of fire, causes us to freak out over having to wash the pots and pans later, and the smell triggers us. Le bad for lungs, there's that too. Alot of us are like that. I hate being forced to use the microwave to cook like that, but yeah, peer pressure.
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>>1717191
>I don't know anything about O/U shotguns
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>>1717362
>it's better than fighting fair/honorably
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>>1716361
Beretta 686 Silver Pigeon O/U Shotgun. I'd probably be the same way if I got one.
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>>1717374
If they don't wanna follow the rules of war, they don't get treated like real soldiers
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>>1716450
Trust me we wish we could break off the north east too
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>>1717253
>USPS logo is on the side of the truck
>I'm a delusional faggot
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>>1717379
>those soldiers were the ones that gave the order to break le rules of war
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>>1717374
I didn't say that, i said that fiscally it's more economical to fire the missile than risk losing a soldier worth more than that missile.
>>1717379
War has no rules, since the Geneva conventions we've all been playing a game, that they call war, but it really isn't.
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>>1717380
Just what the fuck.
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>>1716655
What? Lol why is this the only source of pride for Yankees?
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>>1717383
if you join the military, you are an asset of the government. They speak for you, and you do as they say, the blame is shared
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>>1717351
Yes, though the crackle is more from the explosive in the shot. Non explosive ammo sounds like a loud thud
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>>1717385
Actually not if alot of em get jobs that don't help society. Think of all of the tax money going to police officers, that came from the forces, that retire after ten years with half pay, to the point that 75 percent of the tax money of a city goes to those old army dogs, in this country that locks people up waaay too often. I know I know, they get to put them to werk as I said >>1717271 here so it werks out. The most violent get to put into bondage the poor for liking drugz to escape their lives and they are bad so it's mkay? Or, the ones that are given managment positions just for being from the armed forces, depsite not knowing shit. They werk so hurd yup yp sir


Tl;dr: what jobs are these soldiers getting typically and do these jobs actually help out? Really?
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>>1717391
>loud is funny
You have to kill yourself now.
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>>1717397
Learn how to spell firstly, secondly, I don't care was just clarifying what I said.
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>>1717405
>spelling
I didn that deliberately to mock you retard.
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>>1717413
Except I didn't misspell anything, I missed the capitalization of an I. So, you just made a fool of yourself, rather than made fun of me. Go back to fucking Reddit, you child.
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>>1716450
kill a traitor before an enemy.
hold still while i dial in my scope
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>>1716361
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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>>1717043
>raw flour

i hope this old fuck dies from it lamo
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>>1717416
I didn't say that you did misspell anything you absolute autist. I cannot speak in falsetto n sheet to mock you with my keyboard so ya gawt ta do sooomthing

keilll yahself.
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>>1716668
IS THIS WHAT COMMIEFORNIANS HAVE TO DEAL WITH?!?
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>>1716721
jesus fucking christ.
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>>1717418
Real patriots (of murika) are rebels faggotshit.
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>All these commie pinko fucks.
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>>1717428
So you actually are a child, holy fucking shit, go back, you have to go back.
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>>1717351
The crackle is the rounds hitting their target. The BRRT is the sound of the gun which travels slower than the round.
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>>1717003
spotted the faggot with daddy issues
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>>1717433
No real patriots are those who dissent, those who examine what our country is doing and speak out against it, if their voice finds purchase among the masses then and only then is it given the attention it deserves.
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>>1717369
>women
>baseball fans
pick one
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>>1717455
>men's basketball
don't they mean regular basketball?
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>>1717435
(You)
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>>1717362
they only killed 2 dudes with that Hellfire and the rest with the 20mm. It was a fuckup that wasted a shitload of money, and they 20mm'ed the rest.
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>>1717444
Yes, except actions speak louder than words and the powers that be laugh at your shitposting, as your bitching only allows them to study you so they can learn to better control you.
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>>1717457
And you totally missed the point of what I said, in the context of that conflict, the missile is cheaper than the soldier, Long term I can't say I'd disagree that it'd be cheaper to let the soldier die.
>>1717459
It's still probably cheaper than putting soldiers at risk, but I don't disagree.
>>1717461
Yeah but when those actions necessitate killing people you only show how worthless you are, in that you can't convince anyone of the merit of your views without putting a gun in their face.
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>>1717253
lol nice
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>>1716361
You aren't American if you haven't gone shooting real guns with a bunch of elementary schoolers. It's fun as hell.
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>>1716361
i'm so happy that she's excited about something that isn't a fucking iPhone or some stupid shit
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>>1717181
>first colony was in Virginia
nice try
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>>1716361
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>>1717470
Actually you missed my point that their lives make the economy hurt. They get payed because they are possibly going to die. That's the deal. if they all live it's bad for the economy because they tend to be pretty useless when not fighting to the death.

And about the actions speaking louder than words, if you seriously think those that call themselves the good guys didin't kill the most to set such a definition of themselves, then you're naive. Anyone that disagrees gets killed, is the way it usually goes. And scaring people if they don't actually kill, that is how it works, winning.
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>>1717468
if he's that retarded to need a DNA test for that, he doesnt deserve to be a parent int he first palce
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>>1717477
context?
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>>1716361
d'aaaw her fist rifle
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>>1716361
ohhh wow! i want to be american
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>>1716374
what's the story behind this
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>>1716374
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>>1716574
>30 fps
fucking console peasants
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>>1717485
>>1717485
>she
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>>1717497
No I didn't miss it, it just wasn't fucking relevant.

I'm not naive, I know that a lot of people died to get the world where it is, the point is that if you go to guns first, words second, you're a worthless piece of shit.

The Founding Fathers of America didn't win by military might alone and in fact it almost failed them. If they hadn't provided an alternative to distant rule by the British Empire that actually fucking worked, there wouldn't be an america today nor would there be if the British Empire had let us have a parliament like the founding fathers asked and repeatedly beseeched the King and Parliament for.

They only rebelled when all other options were closed to them that it was clear that war was the only option, that fighting for their rights and freedom, was the only way. They didn't mindlessly, and moronically rebel, they rebelled with forethought and used the righteousness of their cause to speak out bring others to their aid and even with all of that they still only barely won the war. Armed rebellion isn't a smart option and it should not be a first choice for anyone.
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>>1717421
Was she getting winded just from turning over?
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>>1717519
>good looking meat
>slice it up
>all is good
>LET ME JUST ADD A TON OF SHIT
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>>1717527
>LET ME JUST ADD A TON OF SHIT
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>>1716767
Russian Sagia-12k oh you.
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>>1717528
i would kill myself before i ate that
i wouldnt even let a dog eat that
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>>1717529
>it's ok i got skim milk
>turns the wheel 90 degrees just getting out
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>>1717533
>i would kill myself before i ate that
well after you would be dead too so
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>>1717521
Or they could have just not said anything at all and eventually the soldiers would have stopped coming to die, seeing as how the English didn't care anyway what the founding fathers had to say.
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>>1717528
>those gloves
[porn flashbacks intensify]
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>>1717548
>be fat
>fall over
i wonder if they had to get a crane to lift her back up
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>>1716361
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>>1716934
AMERICA
FIRST

literally cumming stars and stripes now
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>>1717547
They cared enough to fund and then send a force that was technically superior, across the Atlantic a six week minimum trip at the time. All that just to snuff out the rebellious attitudes and dissent that the founding fathers had stirred up, simply by requesting representation or the right to form their own parliament. They nearly succeeded but they lost, big time.
it certainly seems like they cared to me.
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>>1716450
>>1717043
>It's another "Hillary is posting on 4chan" thread
lol get rekt u old corrupt hag
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>>1717564
The stopped just as soon as they realised we weren't fighting like civilized men anymore. Guerrilla tactics happened, then they backed off upon realising how dangerous we were.
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>>1717572
Doesn't fucking matter why they stopped, they cared enough to send the troops and keep sending them until we made it too expensive for them to continue.
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>>1717388
>>1717380
its speech from fucking rocky
you can see some of them laughing even before he finishes the speech

its a joke m9
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>>1717421
thicc
HIGH TEST
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>>1717372
Wow
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>>1717372
for the retards, this is a joke.
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>>1717495
>/fit/ in a nutshell
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>>1716361
Thats a berreta over under. A little girl like that?
Probably a trap or skeet shooter. Its in the olympics and is hugely popular.

You can shoot trap or skeet with any cheap shotgun, but over unders are much better suited for it.
Thats a ~$2000 shotgun she probably has been wanting for a long time. Its a big step in getting "serious" about the hobby

>i shoot trap and use a browning cynergy sport
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>>1717238
No, that's a 30mm gatling gun.
They sound sort of like an ominous fart.
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>>1717588
Not in every household it aint.

Also, the microwave saves on electric because it works faster, and doesn't counteract the AC cooling. That's another reason.

>and here, we see an Australian that thinks he's an American!
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>>1717280
Oh look, an actual cuckold.
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>>1717043
Tom is so based, im not sure why /ck/ never got into him
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>>1717092
>quartets are for faggots
Kill yourself.
>free-est coast is for faggots
DELET THIS
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>>1716450
tHe A u t I s M isS sStronk WitH Th iS one
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>>1717505
EVO 2016 (fighting game tournament). After the finals, the dindu jumped up on stage and challenged the winner to a game of Marvel vs Capcom 3. He was escorted off by security and the tournament organizer.
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>>1717610
>someone called me a cuck for no logical reason on 4chan
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>>1717336
>implying that we wouldn't just use guerrilla tactics and the functioning museum pieces we have
Ever heard of the Vietnam War, faggot?
>implying the US wouldn't skullfuck the aggressors overseas while the National Guard protected the skies
>implying the aggressors could even get as far as a hundred miles inland before the awkward terrain slowed their advances to a crawl, making them easy pickings for resistance member and US soldier alike
"LOL BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT, AMERILARD?"
>implying US soldiers would be willing to turn their guns on their own families
>implying that whoever tried to fuck with the citizens wouldn't be gunned down by the citizens
>implying that you aren't craving some Yum Yum Americumâ„¢ right now, yuropoor faggot
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>>1717374
>"M-MUH HONOR THO"
Holy fucking shit, how fucking stupid can you get?
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>>1717421
Somehow this makes me hungry...
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>>1717421
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merica.
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>>1717519
Where do I get an order of that?
>>1717697
FUCK BOARS
>>1717706
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YES!
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>>1717527
That webm made sense though.

>>1717528
That didn't.
Mexico/10
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>>1717378
>$2,000 retail

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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>>1717656
Yes, because someone other than the English invaded the US. Okay kid.
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>>1717660
It's called being humane. Or should we throw out the geneva and all of that. Murika just bombed the Syria for gassing it's people, because we agreed that gassing people wasn't humane enough.

More like, how DECENT can you get?
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>>1716372
god bless america
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>>1717728
When did I ever say that someone other than the English invaded us?
>>1717731
>moving the goalpost
How is sending someone with a machine gun into the line of fire more humane than just bombing the sandniggers from a safe distance? In what way does being humane relate to being "honorable?"
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>>1717697
Where the hell do you even GET a gatling gun?
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>>1717393
lmfao
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>>1717439
After living on the east coast for 12 years, I can't say I'd look any better. God I miss that place.
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>>1717745
There's 1 or 2 legal class 3 ones in the US that get leased out for every fucking movie and the dudes that own them like to shoot them. There's another guy who owns a company in arizona that makes retrofit parts for the military who has a few and shoots them as well. Probably less than 6 in civilian hands in the US total.
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>>1717019
No offense, but I'd rather see this than this.
>>1716374
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>>1717439
FAKE!
Middle window looks like a car,left window is not a car.
Also guy on far right has the gene for Alzheimers yet isn't running around screaming in fear.
Obvious shoop.
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>>1717421
Thats not an inflatable pool, it's a giant lasagna dish.
Because fat.
Had that webm open as I typed...bad times.
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>>1717393

>How to get 2nd and 3'rd degree burns.
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>>1717421

The only black man on 4chan just fainted.
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>>1716374
God not even japan is this weird.
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>>1717509
Germany lost WWII
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>>1717462
Thats some impressive mobile marksmanship for her age.
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>>1716574
A jew wrote that line, nothing to do with America.
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>>1716721
I want to fuck the reporter in that casket.
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>>1717336
>A bunch of uneducated and untrained afghan sheep herders managed to put the biggest military power in the history of the world in their largest economic crisis ever.

>think millions of trained white people of good character that have grown up in a culture where guns are everywhere won't be able to defeat the same military
>add to that that military is mostly made up of said white people of good character that will join up with the rebellion.

It's literally the Government that won't stand a chance.
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>>1716798
black Steve-O @ 00:23
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>>1717615
Are those wankers still making microwave brownies?
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>>1717514
Did they mistake it as a freestyle rap contest?
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>>1717419
>its another mechanical engineer trys to convince you gender is a real thing but biology is bigoted episode
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>>1717393
that'll be an interesting story to explain to his 122 grandchildren: how granpappy got 3rd degree burns over half of his body

also I know the frames skip, the original film was crap
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>>1717458
RIP in Peace
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>>1717775
kek
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>>1717803
it's actually the complete opposite
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>>1717804
Fuck wild hogs. I didn't know people were literally blowing them up tho.
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>>1716372

This ad had the best line ever.

"Why did we put a hot dog and potato chips on a cheeseburger? Because AMERICA, that's why."
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>>1716757

No sound...what is wrong with you?
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>>1716361
Honestly makes me want to be an American.
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>>1717043
Deluxe fucking nothing. One piece of shitty, processed cheese. Where's the Muenster? Where's the havarti?
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>>1717418
>dialing while you're aiming
faggot
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>>1717814
regardless gender is a made up term by dr money who was a creep and ruined 2 kids lives to the point they offed themselves now everyone ignores that and takes it as "settled science"
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>>1716811
This is adorable.
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>>1717348
In case you were curious, that's actually an indicator that the target is being lased.
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>>1716361
USA USA USA
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>>1717421
I mean... I would, as long as she was fresh out of the pool or shower. Might have to set up some kind of wedge or props to spread out her massive flab to get my dick in though
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>>1716475
>>1716698
I want eurofuck nofuns to leave
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>>1717740
>I'm human they are less than human ROO
le equality godz be praised
>we need guns despite no one ever invades
le most violent first world country nothing le wrong at all gunz r nice
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>>1717572
Not that guy, but thought I would point something out.
Guerilla tactics were used, but the war was fought and won in the line. The old ideas of stuffy Brits marching around in lines while savvy Americans hide behind trees and shoot at them wasn't anything more than an isolated incident or two. It definitely happened, but Steuben's ability to train and drill men into forming and fighting in cohesive lines is what won the war, not guerilla warfare. Military doctrine did not advance to breaking up line against line tactics until (for the US) well into the civil war.
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>>1717875
But the fucking hadjis ARE subhumans. Science has proven they're dumber, and their fucking culture revolves around beating and raping women and worshipping a warmongering pedophile. Furthermore, there's noting wrong with a law-abiding citizen owning guns, and if you wanna disagree, feel free to come over here and try to take them. Find out what happens, eurocuck.
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>>1716798
barbershop quartets were gay before gay was even a mean word but in today's day and age its significantly less gay than other things
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>>1717419
>more education than Bill Nye
>feels gud
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>>1717482
SUBSIDIZE MY MEDICAL BILLS

>man cave
>hasn't seen his dick in over two decades
>besmirched Diamond Dallas Page's good name by failing him

Boogie plays the sympathy card, but this salad dodger pisses me off.
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>>1717880
>science has proven they're dumber
[source needed]

We did the same shit. We just didn't have ourselves to sell weapons to us like they did. We were just as brutal before we had our culture evolve alongside our evolving weaponry, and tech in general. Now that we capitalist ferengi have sold them weapons, we have to go make more profit stealing their oil. Very evolved, as much as that monkey in a space odyssey swinging the bone to fight over a water hole. Same instincts. But we're SO evolved.

We had our salem not that long ago. Burning someone alive to save them from hell. And today right wingers still bleat about putting the fear of god into people. Our bible says nothing about not fucking underage people. We were just as bad and still are.

Also I'm murikan. You cannot just say le not my website (redditor), le not my country, and get away with it. It's a logical fallacy.

Oh, and the only time you'd want a gun is when they don't let you have one. Hospitals, jails, schools, all the places you feel vulnerable. They're pretty pointless. They just exist so some dick right winger can try to feel empowered, a bigger bully, that's it. It's wrong for them to pretend they're brave then rely on their little pistols.
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>>1717421
Christ and to think there's a skeleton in there somewhere...
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>>1717092
Lewl, Cletus is jealous
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>>1717391
Sure thing, Leroy.
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>>1716668
Do you really have to do all of that to reload this gun?
Not going to describe a situation where that would kill me,I know just enough about guns to know that they are fun but I will never be in a shoot out,because they are also kinda scary.

t. a guy that wants a gun,but also a drinker so will not buy.(same stance on motorcycles)
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>>1717804
Texas?
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>>1717889
https://cairnsnews.org/2015/09/30/muslims-suffer-insanity-low-iq-recessive-disorders-from-1400-years-inbreeding/
https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/tag/muslim-average-iq/
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country
http://www.takeourworldback.com/IQ-by-religion.htm
First off, I'm pretty sure they never realized they had oil. And we never sold the bastards weapons. In the late 1970s we GAVE them weapons so they could fend off the commies. When the Russians left, they decided that we were the infidels.
Right wingers also don't go around thumping bibles. Those are the idiots that even we wouldn't touch. Being right-wing is about giving the power to the people, including the power to practice your own religion without fear of being beheaded by a goat-fucking sex-slave driver. Being left wing is about signing your power over to the bigger man and trusting him not to use you as his doormat later. Somewhere along the line, this ended up turning into globalism, and globalism demands that everyone be forced to accept everyone else, including violent scum like the quaran-thumping towelheads who call for a literal white-genocide. Right-wingers don't go after all muslims. Just the ones who actually follow the quaran to the T. The quaran calls for violence out the ass, and that means that islam itself needs to go.
Furthermore, guns aren't for people to feel empowered. It's so they have some fucking defense, dumbass. If you start lifting your shirt to show off your gun and bully people, even the biggest "gun-nuts" will cuss you out. That or they'll just gun you down before you can reach for it. And in a life-or-death situation, whether you fight "bravely" without a gun or not, it doesn't matter HOW the fight was won. All that matters is WHO won. We also don't want guns JUST when we're in gun-free zones. We want them any time we go out into this shitty world of Anti-Fa thugs and mudslimes.
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>>1717380
How nice of him to translate for the nigress at the end.
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>>1717931
No, this is just a Commifornia-legal AR. Laws there make it so ARs can't have detachable mags, so this is one of the few ways you can circumvent the law. I think the only other place where you need this is NY. Everywhere else, you can just use one that lets you pull out the mag with the tap of a button. Also, don't worry about the drinking. 80% of /k/ommandos are shitfaced day-in, day-out. Just ration your booze and sign up for classes.
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>>1717938
>doesn't matter how we won
The ends defining the means is what the evil doers do often say.

>le commies
I really don't want to argue with you anymore, for the fact you're brainwashed low IQ right winger child from pol. We gave money to Isreal, I'll say, because of an atheist revolution by the hippies, and the gov has been fucking over it's own citizens ever since, because why help THEM out? We are still religious in this country, most are christian. But now that they get to have our help, we 'have' to keep going on over to le holy land to help stop the 'bad' middle easterners. That's how it seemed to start, the gov doing a spiteful thing by throwing away money. Ever since the 70s, we've got paid less and less too. But they gave trillions to the jews, over there, were jesus was le born. Stealing the oil won't even make up for it, using ethanol would be the same cost by now. It's not worth the trouble.

>none of them were edu's

It honsestly dusgusts me that people like you exist. If we were to meet in real life I'd be tempted to murder your whole family one by one until you denounced jesus and confessed that communism is okay. That's how much you poltard murkans piss me off. All right wingers want is to take from people. They wish everyone to be heartless as they fight for everything. King of the hill style. No mercy for the weak. And they do tend to be religious, as being right winger goes hand in hand with being conservative, and as conservative nature usually was given birth by religion. No-fun-allowed live backwards right wingers. Fuck them.

tl;dr: yeah, I do not agree with you, like, at all.
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>>1717842
huh?
Explain please?
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>>1717421
what's really sad is that she has a nice face and voice unlike almost all the other landwhales, I can kinda see what she would look like thin, it's sad she'll never get there and die at 35 from health related problems
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>>1717966
Look at this faggot
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>>1717958
Califag here.
Damn I hate Feinstein! I sure hhope sure gets some rare cancer in her! FUCK HER AND HER BULLSHIT BILLS!
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>>1716868
People may call their guns toys, but they all respect the weapon as something that can take a life.
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>>1717697
REMOVE HOG
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>>1716450
Secede so we can annex you
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>>1717958
Cali-unicornian here. I want to leave
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>>1716668
California worst state in the union
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>>1717301
you think they care? they just doomed the planet to die in decades because Cheeto in chief pulled out of the paris accord.
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>>1717731
Gassing is basically torturing people to death. We cant let that become normalized by dictators.
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>>1718023
Most of us do not support his boneheaded climate change denying ways, most of us didn't fucking want him as president, but we also didn't want fucking Hillary, as evidenced by the lowest voter turnout in a very long time! So, you want somebody to blame? Blame that bitch for being such a shit candidate that she couldn't even beat a fucking monkey in a political race!
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>>1718031
hard to feel sorry for you when you still support the very party/people/leadership that fucked you over in the primaries and tried to force Hillary down your throats.
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>>1718037
I don't, the party needs to reorganize, and decide what it's going to fucking stand for, then maybe I'll start supporting it again, most importantly they need to kick the fucking feminist out.
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>>1717397
You cant add what personal choices people make when they get back as military spending. Not unless it is directly connected to their service (i.e. therapy costs for PTSD etc.). Also, can you give me a link to where you got your numbers about these vets. Specifically how many vets you say become police officers for the express purpose of getting ten-year, costing cities 75% of their tax money. Also why the hell did you bring up incarceration rates? You didn't even tie in how many vets get sent to prison, you just made some vague statement about how much that would cost.
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>>1717366
I like how that nigger squares up then backs away
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>>1718037
I actually voted trump because of the hillary fiasco
Lots of us did, its obviously going to force serious changes to both parties.

Maybe it was a bit reckless, but at least there was some hope he might do some good with all the hyperbole he spouted. Too bad he hasnt.
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>>1717065
>what is constructive self-criticism
Black and white mentality at its finest. Read >>1717444.


>>1717301
Unfortunately a lot has to do with the way urban development was done over the past five decades where horizontal sprawl and car-dependent development was lobbied into law. Fighting pollution in a pollution built machine is going to be an uphill battle, specially if nothing is done from the top.
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>>1716721
I want that as a bed
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>>1717804
>>1717707
>>1717706
How's is this even hunting? This is just literal animal cruelty for sadistic thrill.
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>>1717808
Is this how Cho shot VTech up?
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>>1717429
Yes... It's even worse because I'm pretty sure THIS isn't even allowed anymore... also the law that says so is invalid because they've basically rendered compliance impossible.
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>>1718088
I don't think it is hunting, I think it's extermination, your other points stand.
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@1717966
You don't deserve a (you)
>The ends defining the means is what the evil doers do often say.
I'd rather be considered evil by a pasty-skinned leftist than dead.
>threatening to murder my family in hopes of making me apostatize
Come near my family and I'll take both your kidneys and kneecaps, you goddamn Anti-Fa wannabe thug.
>Israel is getting our money
Because they need help. If they didn't have NATO's backup, all of them would be raped and butchered alive by the goddamn goat-fuckers
>All right wingers want is to take from people.
Except that's bullshit. We don't want to take from people. We want to ensure people don't take from us.
>none of them were edu's
https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Cousin_Marriage_in_Islam
>Due to the actions of Prophet Muhammad and the Rightly-Guided Caliphs, marriage between cousins is explicitly allowed and even encouraged in Islam.
There you go, you goddamn sociopath. Connect the dots like the skinny man-child you are
>No mercy for the weak.
Claim negated by our support of the Israelis.
>No-fun-allowed live backwards right wingers
Guns are fun. Right-wingers like guns. Vidya that isn't restricted by what the left-wingers think is PC is fun. Right-wingers like vidya that isn't restricted by what the left-wingers think is PC. Being able to say things without death-threats coming our way is fun. Right-wingers like being able to say things without death-threats coming our way is fun. You're a goddamn retard.
>le le le le le le le le le le
Once or twice is ironic. More than 10 times in a thread is proof you considered yourself a redditor 2 days ago and still haven't gotten the memo that you need to lurk more. Of course, your typing style already gave that away, so no surprise.
>>1718088
The boars are the muslims of the animal kingdom. They ruin crops and fuck up cattle. Plus they're an invasive species, so these days, open season means more than just "kill as many as you want." They actually let you hunt boars from helicopters these days.
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>>1718088
Wild hogs kill crops, livestock, wreck cars, and can seriously maim and injure people when they attack. Destructive and invasive species which has become a huge problem.

There is a forever open season to just kill as many as possible.
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>>1717958
That guy seemed to be able to reload quickly.
But I thought all those tax dollars ($I8,xxx more than I pay for shelter!)I paid are effective....
As far as the drinking goes,not as afraid of guns as I am interested in mechanical things.
Matter of time before I play with it. I know I won't hurt anybody,but did you ever meet a loving person that refuses to have children because of a bad childhood? Yes that person will make an excellent mom/dad but good luck convincing them.
Also this webm is America. or maybe not I just like this guy.
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>>1717043
kek, hes lazy and he burnt It.
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>>1718100
If you watch his videos, he actually likes his bread burnt to fuck
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>>1717421
If I tried to fuck her, she would not feel a thing.
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>>1718119
>he doesnt watch 600 pound life

Her turning just turning over was painful. Their body has so much fat that their bones and internal organs get pinned and crushed inside their body. Just everyday movement is pretty painful
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>>1717043
This is what sober people get passionate about.
-Not hating sober people, just sometimes I am not jealous-
Pic is our first president.
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>>1716798

I've never seen better reasoning as to why all black and brown people should be wiped off the face of the earth
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>>1717697

>IF THEY RUN, THEY ARE A HOG
>IF THEY STAND, THEY ARE A WELL DISCIPLINED HOG
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>>1717745
Anyone can buy a Gatling gun ;)
http://www.dixiegunworks.com/product_info.php?products_id=14858
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>>1717504
If he signed the birth certificate he's still on the hook for child support for 18 years.

Yet we live in a "man's" world
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>>1717462
top cute
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>>1718131
i think thats the knob creek shoot
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>>1718088
It's called fun
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>>1718131
>>1718194
It is, so Kentucky not TX.

It's an alright range otherwise
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>>1717191
It's Italian, and we all know that something that comes from Europe is expensive and refined. Right goys?
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>>1717528
Why is there so much cheese
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>>1717528
You know, They started out ok, but all the sudden - let's add FUCKING EVERYTHING and see how retarded we can make this.
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>>1717351
Speed of sound retard
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>>1717987
dr money(yes that is the guys real name) is the creator of the term gender he was a "dr" and he convinced a family that had a kid that had a messed up circumcision to just cut off his junk and give him drugs/hormones and pretend he was a girl. during the "study" the guy would have the boy and his brother take naked pictures and other weird unscientific creepshit and the boy was "raised as a girl" in adolescence he became mortified with himself and wanted to be a man and always displayed male behavior/traits despite being turned into a unic and pumped full of drugs he decided to try to be a man and after stating a family with a kid he made a documentary about how it was that experience that made him hate himself saying that dr money was quack and ruined his life and that "gender" and transexual is a lie and that reassignment surgery is wrong and evil and doesnt work in the documentary he says that if they dont listen to him then who is better and what it would take to get peoples attention, , he ended up killing himself and leaving a family behind.

dr money never published the boys suicidal thoughts and actions which began in early adolescence and directly contridicted dr moneys publishing which john money used to become famous. ever since that day leftists have been using the term gender when it never existed before and sex was the only realistic and biological way to categorize humans
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>>1717938
you are a good american anon keep it up
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>>1716533
Giving rights to the plebs was a mistake, I'm sorry
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>>1717366
Racemixing tranny-fucking faggot
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>>1717366
>"Whites should not fight for their interest because if we do the nonwhites will show us no mercy when they take over"
Based chopstick man
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>>1717543
>terraria boss fights
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>>1717421
Why the hell did I get a boner?
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>>1718131
Holy fuck boyz I've actually been there. 10/10 would recommend even better than the gif
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>>1718088
do you have any idea how slow and painfully other animals kill each other? An explosion or gun is so much quicker and cleaner than anything wild animals suffer, perhaps for days, before finally dying.
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You know I could understand if it were some giant experiment they were doing to see exactly how much flesh you can attached to a human skeleton.
But then who would really want those results, or even pay for that study?
CDC says
>More than one-third (36.5%) of U.S. adults have obesity
Japan has a reported 3.6% rate, since they are apparently conducting a different study on how fast they can tank their childcare industry.
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>>1718379
lol
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>>1717462
IMPRESSIVE
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>>1717558
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>>1718584
replace "triggered" with "exhausted" and I'd be inclined to believe her
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>>1716698
gifted my first rifle when i was 8.
still have it. brought it in for show and tell in 4th grade.

you're entitled to your opinion but cunts like you attempting to push your personal moral stigmas into legislation inspire thoughts of civil war, which wouldn't last long because none of you snowflales own guns.

land of the free home of the tits or gtfo
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>>1718383
I'm asking myself the same thing
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>>1717527
>good looking meat
>it's fucking carbonized
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>>1718096
Thanks for the (You).
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>see this thread
*claps*
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>>1717415
There is nothing racist about that. Picking cotton is a job in an important industry. The fact that it used to be performed by slaves is irrelevant, and so was that mother's outrage at the situation, especially when we were likely 100+ years removed from the actual era of slavery.

The most racist thing about that webm is when the guy uses the term "niglets".
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>>1717065
Switzerland.
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>>1717455
>white """people"""
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>>1718937
D'aww, it's a retard who's never felt an adrenaline rush! She is not reacting how psychopaths do to a kill, they are emotionless, impassive even, it calms them, it doesn't unsettle them.
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>>1716764
BRAAAAAAAP
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>>1718173
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
I MEANT ROTARY CANNON AND YOU KNOW IT
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>>1717466
tRUMP dress
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>>1716374
dunno how you can share yout country with this
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>>1719184
I'm not American, thanks God
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>>1716368
>that guy walking his gun
That fucking got me. I was expecting his dog to hold a gun, not literally dragging a rifle across the grass
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>>1716655
Lol gtfo faggot unless you are in New England, the north east has NOTHING to brag about
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>>1717545
ROASTIE GOT TOASTIED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1716785
>They couldn't even get her into the trailer

Unfuckingbelievable
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Here is an actual good one for all those negative fucker out there.
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>>1718088

Hogs are like giant rats. I love animals, but we gotta do what we gotta do.
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>>1716934
Fucking Monteniggers deserved this
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>>1716934
Orban is based, but fuck he's a manlet.
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>>1717605
It's a fuckin kangarooooo
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
I live here too. It does suck. In fact anywhere with people sucks.
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I can only assume this is what it's like in northern Louisiana.
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>>1717357
Ausfag here. Actually a microwaved egg, if done properly is a really quick way to have a decent egg. It just depends on what you want. If you're after that specific pan-fried egg taste, then no, a microwave wont give you that. However, if you want some egg on your sandwich, quickly, and you're partial to a 'boiled egg' kind of texture, then microwave is excellent. My method:

1. Crack an egg into a shallow porcelain bowl; keep the diameter of the bowel in mind as this will define the size of your egg. I find bursting the yolk makes it work better too and shortens the cooking time.

2. Take a porcelain plate and place it atop the bowel, leaving a gap so that the steam can escape

3. Place the setup into the microwave; this is the tricky part and it may take some experimentation, depending on your microwave. For my microwave (1100 W), 47 seconds on the highest (usually default) setting will completely cook the egg and leave it nice a floppy.

*Caution, you will hear the egg popping and vibrating the plate, it may even pop it off sometimes! But don't worry, it's normal.

Depending on your variables, results will vary. Nevertheless its still worth it in certain cases and it still tastes real good.
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>>1717462
What is she training for? FBI?
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>>1717528
Literally eschaemic heart disease: the sandwich
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>>1717543
>tfw no qt to help light your rocket arms
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>>1717439
>>1717753
accurate
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>>1717519
GODDAMNIT CUNT I AM HUNGRY
>>
>>1718023
>believing the paris accord would have saved the planet
>believing the paris accord would have even helped
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>>1720125
They must have reinforced that couch.
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>>1719101
please tell me she does scat JAVs ;_;
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>>1719101
Someone get this woman a greencard
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>>1721231
>Believing exercising few times a day will lead to weightloss
>believing cutting down the soda and chips will help lose a few pounds

you tell them bob, aint nobody gonna tell us burger muricans what to do with our thick bone genetics.
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>>1716721
>"you could fit 4 of me in here!"

Maybe if she was laying on her side.... Although it was a pretty cheeky comment, so I'll let her slide.
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>>1717626
why doesn't he have a shirt on...?
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>>1717529
you know she's got the bench there because she's too tired to get into the house right away. But she just sits there and drinks TWO FUCKING HUGE ASS MILKSHAKES to try and look all cool about it.

I haven't been to Starbucks in probably a decade or so, but I remember their milkshake things being pretty expensive, like more than $5 for a large one I think. And she got two, so that's $10 for a snack. How the fuck do fat people afford so much fucking food? They eat out all the time which adds up so fast, and you never see anyone on that show fucking working. Do their spouses really make enough to afford all that shit? Or are they just wallowing in credit card debt, with no hope of paying it off?
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>>1721251
>scat
You are fucked up, dude. Go see a therapist.
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>>1718023

Jesus Christ man. Decades? Really?!

How big of a cucked naive moron can you possibly be? Fuckin idiot. Do some research and realize just how political "climate change" really is.
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>>1717462
Jane Wick
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>>1719810
People around the world sing my man
You're not special
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>>1717076
>>1718888
I live 20 mins from Switzerland
I always have to wait for them at the cash register to take out their stupid sheets of paper so they don't have to pay 11ct of tax for the gum they just bought
all of them are stingy
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>>1717360
>food porn
putting shit-tier food in slow-mo doesn't make it food porn.
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>>1722009
This. Civilized Americans like my family actually understand that McDonalds doesn't sell proper burgers. It's like biting into a wafer of air. No substance or proper nourishment. It's basically something you eat when you can afford both it and anything else, but you aren't really hungry enough to justify eating something from, like, Wendy's, so really you just eat it to calm your nerves or to do something with your teeth.
>inb4 >>>>>imblyign dere are cibilized amerifats :DDDDD
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>>1721263
Fuck that makes me feel so uneasy.
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>>1721263
>Blade facing towards her
Okay, she's just asking for an accident to happen at this point
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>>1717016
Prejudice against guns is denying yourself some of the coolest machinery around.
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>>1716450
I grew up in the South but I live in NYC now. There are a lot of un-American people like you. It's probably part of the reason why so many people are so depressed up here.
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>>1717389
yankess arent even americans. they created a shitty part of the country that they now assume is representative of the whole country
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>>1718882
it might not be intentionally racist but the irony of it is pretty funny.
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>>1723104
Better than Cali, Florida, or Detroit, fuckers.
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>>1716811
>"and there's a big horned sheep up on the hill...bet we can shoot it"
Was the deer not enough? The fuck? Is the name of the game to leave as many rotting carcass in your wake as possible?
>>
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>>1723224
Yeah yea pussy
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>>1716450
>I fucking hate this country
Its amazing how there is NO LINE to get into to gtfo of this country. There is however, a line around the block to get into this country. I have know many people say how much they hate this country, but strangely enough not a single one of them has left. Especially after Trump won. So many whiners. All of it talk talk talk. KYS. Now. Today.
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>>1723187
florida isn't a real place it's a made up land created by jews, cubans, and methheads
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>>1717805
not him you faggot.
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>>1721263
I love that america is currently digging early graves with their teeth, this generations life expectancy is fucking tanked so hard
hell even in the UK and aus, read about two separate heart attacks from obese 10 year olds
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>>1718131
HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>1723224
>rotting carcass in your wake
You shoot it you eat it, otherwise you should be shot.
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>>1723229
TURN
LEFT
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>>1716361
That's really lovely, they seem like a happy family right then.
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>>1716721
Steel reinforced, to make them as useless at being mulch as they were good at munch.
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>>1720640
No training. In Norway we call it tactical sport shooting. It's obviously great practice as long as you use your own weapons.
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>>1717528
Haven't had a decent meal with meat for over a week, can only afford veggies and using whatever is in my cupboard like macaroni and shit. This stuff makes me ravenously hungry.
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>>1717558
Expected daesh propaganda. Got righteous american fury.
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>>1718584
Anxiety and PTSD are real problems. But if you cant do any part of any subset of any activity of daily life without breaking down, you're not healthy enough to be anywhere but in an asylum.
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>>1719810
That was fucking gorgeous. Most valuable ally.
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>>1718023
People like you are why we can't have nice things. Get off your high horse for five fucking seconds, the paris accord was "important", but not truly significant. Besides, China has doubled down on their intentions to follow through, now they're given a chance to be more progressive than USA. In the end, it's more critical that China changes rapidly than US, considering the disparity in development.
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