What Japanese call "Variety Shows"

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all in line are guys

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shiraishi mai version of >>1713194

>>1713190
>nasubi
the torment is real

Never nuke a country twice...

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scaring actress

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only one other gaki webm?

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>>1716295
don't really have many gaki with sound webms

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>>1716774
>>1716776
neither do I actually.
alright, I'm going to a re-record a bunch of episodes and make some webms with sound.
I'll be ready next time.

>>1713187
This looks fun as fuck though

>>1713182
Nori san in black face tho

>>1713279
classic

>>1718696
What's this show called? That short MC is always great.

>>1723375
unbelievable.

>>1713486
Imagine if there was a third nuke or a fourth.

>>1725507
God, making it seem like people are falling into an endless void is one of my favorite things to have come out of japanese entertainment

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she got so big

I love these variety shows, I wish they would air Running Man in the Netherlands

>>1714189
DEJA VU

>>1727362
mana chan!

>>1721283
>>1721290

What show it is ? seem pretty funny

>>1733656
https://youtu.be/dnLNAqEczm4

>>1739889
I was convinced this was going to be the chocolate door handle.

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>>1716774
definitely better with sound!

>>1738570
Classic

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>>1738570

>>1741249
who's yuko wrestling here?

>>1743876
His inner turmoil.

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she says, "if this is broadcast I won't be able to get married"

>>1744097
what is that slimy stuff? i thought it was jelly fish for a sec

>>1744144
It's a secretion that the eel uses for self defense.

>>1723389
Mechaike

>>1744097
is that a hogfish?

>>1741246
I haven't seen this one.

Episode date?

>>1743876
Says so right there on the screen.

Shimada Haruka.

>>1744280
Close - hagfish

>>1743142
I've been chuckling to this for 10 mins. I don't know why it's making me lol. I think it's his resignation and indifference to it all.

And all he has to say is "I think I need to change the song."

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>>1740191
>even when you're eating a door knob you manage to look cool

>>1744343
the next song afterwards is not nearly as funny as this
for me is the synchronization between the throwing and the tune, plus Matsumoto's expression
he is kind of forgot what would actually happen at the end of the melody
on top of that of course, the cold, emotionless voice, speaking out Matsumoto's thoughts (what he needs to do next)

>>1723375
The dude on the left is just ultra erect

>>1744525
I love his face when he succeeds, the penalty for a wrong guess is getting sprayed with steam or something

>>1713185
4th is impressive

>>1713194
alpha seized the moment

>>1713185
i want to suck the fourth benise

>>1744525
h-hot!

>>1746427
>>1746354

Kayo Sato

>>1745758
Man, I love Slam Dunk.

>>1713279
he got to unleash a THAI KICK instead of being on the end of one for once

good for him

>>1715798
holy shit, they were playing aaliyah in the background lel

>>1746787
Classic

>>1739886
i loved that show. used to record it for my son to Watch, when we got unexpected free access to japan paytv for some month. Is it still on air ?

>Is it still on air ?
yes

>>1738570
who is this pretty

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>>1749816
Fujimoto Miki

>>1741246
god i fucking love yuko so much

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>MARU-SAN KAKKEEEEEEE!

>>1738570
>>1751027
He's cute.

>>1752428
fag

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Here's some fresh OJ

>>1754449
Where can I watch this in it's entirety?

>>1754619
You didn't even try googling it, huh?
Fuck you.

>>1754622
There's only name of the clip in the metadata
If I knew the title of the show or special I'd search that

>>1754624
>metadata
Literally just google the filename, you mong.

>>1723375
good christ

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>>1752056

>>1713187
my sides are kill

>>1714189
I can't help but find this heart warming because of how proud they are about it.

>>1723375
Fucking horrific.

Where can i stream episodes with english subs?

>>1756499
sadly there aren't any

>>1718696
I can't find this one subbed anywhere.


And I refuse to learn moonrune just to watch variety shows.


Ok, I'm learning Japanese to watch Japanese television, but I'd like to find this subbed please.

>>1721278
>ywn have a room full of Japanese school girls scream in glee as you walk into a room

Just fucking end my life please.

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Just made this one. god damn these niggers are funny as shit

Is there anything like the equivalent of Impractical Jokers in Japan?

>>1718696
Mechaike, check dailymotion for some subbed episodes. Not a lot of them though. Last time I checked the only ones up were the eps with Morning Musume and AKB48

>>1752428
>>1753200

I fucking love this place.

>>1735804
It autistically enrages me how successful she's become.

She fucked over her fans and is generally insufferable.

the clip of one of these shows where a guy tries to eat hot soba with his bare hands and gets burnt to fuck is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

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Yagawara is top tier batsu year. I think they had the most fun that year.

>>1756365
who is this?

>>1757920
Amen

we love sasshi here

>>1760232
Any subs available on this one?

>>1756369
When did this air?

Last Mechaike test special I watched was the one with Kishidan at the end.

>>1713279
who is tanaka kicking here?
also if it's not much trouble what episode is this?

>>1762010

3/31/2012

めちゃバップハイスクール ケンカの強い男子校抜き打ち学力テスト(第12回)

2000年7月15日 夏休み直前・期末テスト(第1回)
2002年10月12日 秋の抜き打ち中間テストSP(第2回)
2003年4月5日 私立岡村女子高等学校。期末テストSP(第3回)
2003年12月27 歳末抜き打ち期末テストSP(第4回)
2004年7月25 FNS全国一斉期末テスト(第5回)
2004年10月9日 国立め茶の水女子大学付属高校中間試験(第6回)
2005年4月9日 国立め茶の水大学付属女子高校期末試験(第7回)
2006年10月7日 10周年記念中間テスト・WBC(第8回)
2008年4月5日 私立めちゃ2イケメンパラダイス学園(第9回)
2011年4月9日 国立め茶の水女子大学付属高等学校期末テスト(第10回)
2011年10月8日 めちゃイケ15周年記念企画抜き打ち中間テスト(第11回)
2012年3月31日 めちゃバップハイスクール ケンカの強い男子校抜き打ち学力テスト(第12回)
2013年4月20日 国立め茶の水女子大学付属第48高等学校期末テスト(第13回)
2014年3月1日 フジテレビ開局55周年記念企画抜き打ち期末テスト(第14回)
2015年4月4日 私立めちゃ日本体育大学付属高等学校期末テスト(第15回)
2015年10月3日 毎度めちゃ2お騒がせ女学園高等部中間テスト(第16回)
2016年10月8日 めちゃイケ20周年記念抜き打ち中間テスト(第17回)

>>1762111

aired 4/14/2013
ガキの使い 「我が田中 何も知らない芸能人に理不尽にタイキック」

>>1725320
>>1725322
>>1725323
>>1725325
This was a fucking fantastic episode. Yuko is amazing.

>>1732126
Mayuyu I've seen you sumo wrestle a girl onto the ground, what are you pretending at now?

>>1732126
She is so beautiful

>>1761778
who is the one with the black hair at the beginning

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>>1762398
Tanaka Reina

>>1714189
I'M
A
HIGHWAY
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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>>1762440
Cutie-patootie!

>>1713453
>>1713190

This still hits me hard when I think about it. He must have gone actually insane

>>1762556
>they cut out the part where siri repeats what they said
I bet it thought they were saying arse.

>>1762474
whatever happened to this english teacher?

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morning news

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more news

Does everyone ITT speak Japanese, or am I just missing something?

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>>1764929
oui

>>1764929
No, its one dude who spams long dialog focused webms in shit quality

He does it in the Japanese idol thread as well

>>1765067
Fuck you bitch!

>>1764929
I understand some

>>1763725
Thane Camus. He was in Kamen Rider Ghost last year.

>>1764999
whos the girl in the back at 1:00?

>>1767536
Thats a trap

>>1762513
>>1713453
What is happening?

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>>1767536
高山一実

>>1758176
That one was good, but I think I liked the hot spring batsu better.
Although all of the old ones are a lot better than the newer ones.

>>1758201
The funny part about this is that C3PO opening the door wasn't even supposed to be the joke.

>>1758263
this is pretty damn impressive

>>1767672
thanks i asked because i thought it was kazumin

>>1764929
You don't understand any Japanese, and you come to a Japanese Variety Shows thread? Are you that fucking bored? Go back to your YLYL threads.

So what's being subbed these days? I know the korean scene completely killed the jap one combined with the great purges of 2012 and the constant jap inquisition addling any scene from re-developing. As such, if anything is subbed outside of idol stuff and it doesn't get constantly reposted in one board of another, it's basically an anomaly to me. The idol stuff is easy to discover, just check the threads (although idol stuff outside the akb groups isn't categorized in any capacity) and wouldn't know about GCX without /v/ and Gaki gets posted everywhere (although that has fizzled mostly). What's out there that others wouldn't really know about unless they were looking for it?

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>>1767746
Please remember that not everybody is as autistic as you, senpai

>>1767813
>understand Japanese is autistic
Unironically, you are autistic. Fuck off with your translated AKB shit show, weeb.

>>1768358
SEA spotted

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>>1768358
People who know Japanese on 4chan learned it for anime

So yes, autistic

>>1768529
Calm your ass down

>>1767598
It's been a while since I herd it but something like force him to live in a room naked for a year eating only ramen and never being allowed to leave. Then when it was done they took him another room and had him do it all again.

>>1756446
That cockpit is fucking sick looking

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>>1768604
no. he had to get all his food, clothes, anything he needed to survive using only prizes won from magazines. once he reached the money goal he was done. so he thought. they then took him to korea to see if he could do the same thing in korea. it was worst since he couldn't read korean.

>>1768529
You are a funny guy.
How much time you have spent on 4chan, sitting on your faggotory ass, in your mom's basement? Do you even have the concept of people outside of 4chan?

>>1762111
That's Kikuchi Ami, she's a former member of Idoling.

>>1769218
I actually did a research about Nasubi for college and watched a lot of it. It's fucking insane what they had him go through, still can't believe the japs can be that fucked up.

>>1770059
See?

>>1770668
Your faggotory ass? Ya, it's there.

>>1770648
Did they compensate him financially for his 15 months?

>>1713182
>What Japanese call "Variety Shows"
fuck youre autistic

>>1767681
Yinling was suppose to be the joke but Hamada made the C3PO gag work better.

>>1770683

The fact that you are throwing a fit about someone just asking a mere question about this particular thread does make you seem autistic, yeah.

You can answer like normal person without immediately telling someone to fuck off, you know?

>>1740226
Sauce?

>>1762440
its not england either

>>1774824
2016-04-23 Nogi Eigo SP

>>1775812
>>1775815
god I love hardo gay

>>1775835
he was wanting to make a comeback as hg but his wife had other plans.

>>1775868
that's a bummer
but I will always have the precious memories of him shaking his crotch

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>>1713190
shit quality but with subs and a bit longer

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A favorite of mine.

>>1776605
Is this the only appearance Arino had with Downtown?

>>1760235
Imperial family?

>>1776627
they have a 2 tv shows that airs weekly that shows what the family is doing during that week.

>>1721271
I love how physical these shows can get.
A pitfall is so simple, but damn if it doesn't get a good laugh from me.

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>>1776914

is there a website for those japanese TV shows or something where i can watch full episoded. dont care if it is subbed

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>>1777951
i just do this

>>1757375
His scream is my ringtone, it has made my nights a nightmare

>>1751027
I love this shit

>>1778237
Fuck you. You almost killed me from chocking.

>>1778255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MMfXX2yKOK

>>1778261
Okay. I'm dead.

>>1715798
Holy crap, she's cute!
Anyone know who this is?

>>1779148
石原さとみ

>>1779583
>石原さとみ
ありがとうございました

>>1779759
that her at 1:11 in >>1777283

>>1776587
Please someone got a link to this? I am curious.

>>1780203
Just search for "nasubi" on youtube. There's a 3h documentary with english subs.

>>1780216
>>1780203
>>1776587
>>1713190

I just watched the whole documentary thing. Japanese are fucked up, man. Both Nasubi and the producers.

wow, all these shows look like brazilian shows, but with less nudity and more cruelty

>>1775868
>but his wife had other plans.
What? He wasn't actually gay?

>>1779941
Cheers!

>>1780585
that was his comedian character. when he got married his followers dropped him like a hot potato.

>>1769218
Not only that. They made him go naked, and whenever he won clothes, they didn't let him know or gave them to him.

>>1770859
Of course they did.

It was the most popular show in Japan throughout its duration, and he got royalties.

>>1778261
Any chance I can get the Gaki "OUT" stinger in an MP3?
I would love it as a notification

>>1778261
Anon please upload this so I can do the same, that's amazing.

>>1767746
Why the butthurt? I just asked a question, since most webms here have no subtitles, I wondered if people just laughed at what's happening, or did they understand everything

>>1767692

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mbKkk1rsqk

>>1774801
It is like, when you are a tourist in Japan, you set foot in a Japanese restaurant, the staff or owner may be nice enough to ask you what to eat with their broken English. Then when you are eating, you hear conversations around you are all in Japanese, something in your mind sets you off to ask them this dumb question: "Do you guys only speak Japanese? I need translation I can't understand any of it." And you get triggered that they laugh at you and continue their conversation. Even better, someone as white as you speaks with them, in Japanese, your mind do the trick again, makes you think: "Oh, he must be a weeaboo who had watched tons of anime and JAV!!!!!!1" >>1787491 so fuck off. Just laugh whenever you hear the cue for laughing, or simply go back to your "translate everything in English 4 me" community.

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>>1762440

>>1723375
yeah what is hell is with the raging boner? at first I thought this was gonna be some kind of mosquito gloryhole situation

>>1788684
Sexyama was about fuck that guy up.

>>1787714
I'm >>1787491 and >>1764929
Stop being so butthurt over a simple question
, and stop projecting so hard, nobody ever said "translate everything to english for me". I didn't even say "I need translation I can't understand any of it" despite you trying to put those words into my mouth. You're on a chan, you should really learn not to get triggered so hard at everything.

>>1786111
https://mega.nz/#!z9UAiZ4b!vr_S5KL1bYVUWzoeZO5xGhxih9wNX3_lSwCVIEwuWEI
>>1783038
I actually got mine from another guys request who someone else dlivered so let's hope he goes around here too

>>1780216
>>1780276
Well I know what I'm watching tonight

>>1787552
whys she got a USA shirt?

>>1787714
wow! what an autistic SEA you are

>>1748295
They were still selling Merch for it in Spring, I guess so.

>>1789359
Fucking kids. You yourself are a joke. Dumping all the words others kids on internet would use, "projecting", "autistic", "triggered", like it would makes their argument looks cool or something, but in fact, not using the meaning of those words just makes themselves look dumb, uneducated, pieces of shits that are easy to be influenced. So what am I projecting here? I understand these shows just fine, all I'm talking about is YOU, some dumb son of a bitch who doesn't know any Japanese, who asked some dumb question >>1764929. It's a Japanese Variety Shows thread, of course there are anons who know certain amount of Japanese would stay here. Do you believe that if they didn't know a single word, like you, would still stay here, watched all the webms, still would laugh and discuss about it; or even like you did, ask dumb questions like "am I just missing something?", which already implies you think it is awkward that these are all in Japanese, no English subtitles.
So, someone called out that you are an idiot. You are butthurt, got triggered, so you accuse that guy is butthurt, triggered. Now THIS, is projecting. And you can tell someone is butthurt just from text too, wow, I wonder where are those emotions from. Why don't you just type "kys" for reply, like any brainless, retarded kid on internet does, and save me some trouble of teaching you meaning of other words.

>>1788684
this is why you don't pull a practical joke on an MMA fighter

guy got off light

>>1793238
tl;dr lol

>>1793238
Holy shit you really are autistic, KEK!

>>1775812
that is Livin' La Vida Loca in the background

>>1793949
i love how 0 fucks they give. I wanna see a white american do this shit lmao

>>1713182
>>1792378

>>1793238
>haha look mom, I le trolled them xd

>>1715798
so pretty

>>1793949
holy shit

>>1726354
It's amazing.

>>1713190
>Nasubi reports that he is grateful for his experience
>The producer, Toshio Tsuchiya, says he has no regrets and did not apologize
wooooooow

>>1758176
God, the old ones were so fucking good. Yugawara was my first batsu, so I'm biased.

>>1789836
because your flag means nothing

>>1782530
he got money for that? I thought the only reward was the 'fame'

>>1789836
Because its the greatest country in the world

>>1760232
That's when Arino broke his collar bone over a simple fall.
That guy is the worst when it comes to physical stuff.

>>1797429
He probably did. Not that much but probably a lot. His diaries were also published during that time and sold like crazy.
But he kinda faded from TV as a whole and has returned not too long ago but not as a comedian anymore.
https://youtu.be/k8EdTXXNFQ8

>>1796985
fucking love gaki no tsukai
wish there were more of it than just the yearly thing

>>1797526
A bunch of the weekly episodes are pretty good too, come on. Not all of them, but there are plenty of good stuff.

>>1713187
i want to play this game

>>1797528
I mean specifically the format of "challenges" and batsu games

>>1758208
Nishiuchi Mariya

>>1713182
Edit with Oberyn's head exploding from game of thrones pls.

>>1789510
Thank you!

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>>1789510
Yeah thx

>>1804697
Hey, it's four cute idols and the Crimson Chin!

>>1804809
I, uh... What?

>>1774874
Ehh more of the translators fault really as the Egirisu translates to Great Britain

>>1806044
But why though?

>>1809477
Japanese humour is mostly based on slapstick and absurd situations. IIRC it's because the language is very direct and doesn't allow for much comedy unless it's pun-based or under several layers of irony like these variety shows. It's why you'll often have characters literally stating the punchline of a joke in anime.

I don't really know what's going on but everyone in these looks like they're having lots of fun

>>1809477
Because it looks fun for anyone looking from the outside. And just imagine going out on public dressed like that all by yourself. That's the point of this segment.

>>1793238
kys

>>1723375
they could have used blood instead of living persons but still is there any correlation between that?

anyone have the one where a man in the suit shushes the contestants then makes them laugh by farting.

god damn i love this show

>>1787714
tldr calm your autism mate

>>1804765
pls no bully

>>1770648
This is the exact kind of awful shit that should be legal but isn't in the west.
I'd watch the shit out a show of some cunt doing insane shit for dosh.

>>1713516
What the fuck happened?

>>1793238
kys

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japanese variety shows are boring if you don't have any knowledge of the past. 99% are talk shows.

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anything for a laugh.

>>1713516
wtf does 書道 have ranks? Why? Is there a competition?

>>1782530
>implying being naked is bad
[spoiler]I'd actually be naked all the time at home. Too itchy. But shared living...[/spoiler]

>>1713185
Is that Yuka Police? 4th 1

>>1824322
yes