DOGGO THREAD PLZ

>>1707425
Man i love shit like this

>>1707430
Captions ruined it.

>>1708552
what the fuck

>>1708640

captions made it good fuck off pug party

>>1707454
i live for this.

>>1708552
This is some animal farm shit

>>1708552

It walks..... like MAN!

>>1708552
what the fuck

>>1708552
Animal Crossing is going out of hand.

>>1708552
don't people like beat the fucking shit out of their dogs so that they walk like this?

>>1708552
Reminds me of the monkey in the snow or the one with a monkey in swag.

>>1712101
yes they do
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe5_1495465368

>>1707517
Those little mops are aggresive as fuck, more than chihuahuas.

>>1708552
Reminds me of that creepy amputee dog, except this one has all its limbs

>>1708552
>>1712101
fucking chinks shouldn't be allowed to take care of other living creatures.

>>1712101
thanks for ruining the magic :(

>>1712804
fucking chinks shouldn't be allowed to take care of other living creatures

>oh cool doggo thread
>all inbred rat dog garbage

>>1726390
What in the actual fuck

>>1726390
moar

>>1726390
Our dog did that to a pillow for her youthful years.

>>1708545
I think your dog has autism

>>1726390
aaaand cue X-Files theme

>>1712101
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet, but yes you are correct.

>>1723607
What's with the ghost shine on the right

>>1726519
That's the ghosf of the lat doggo that tried to go down the stairs

>>1707430
the fuck is she saying? puff party?

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>>1726554
Pug Party

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>>1708552
No fucking way.

>>1726390
I wish I could do that.

>>1712804
>>1724000
>>1722501

Wow, beating a dog with a flipflop. That's like 1/1,000,000 as bad as forcing your kid to play rugby football which has been proven to shrink your brain severely and ruin your spine. American's are worse than chinks.

>>1726390
It needs to be put down

>>1726575

Nobody in america plays rugby you moron.

>>1726684
Rugby, handegg, whatever. They both turn your brain into mush and make you go senile before you hit 40

>>1726575
>>1726743
so how big is your trilby collection

>>1726789
The fuck are you talking about? It's a scientifically proven fact that repeated head trauma causes brain atrophy and leads to dementia after just a few years

But of course I'm talking to the kind of people who get triggered by a chink threatening a dog with a flipflop so what else do I expect

>>1708545
Dude I think your cat has rabies or something

>>1726875
then why did it take 20 years for benoit to kill his family

>>1708545
thats one fucked up squirrel

>>1708545
>>1726473
>>1726911
>>1727589
that's a bird you dip

>>1727484
>why hasn't science explained this edge case? Really makes you think.

>>1707517
the worst kind of dog

>>1727909
makes me so happy

>>1707454
>doggo_asmr.webm

>>1707413
I lose it to the dog on the left every damn time. That second shot where he's still just staring out of his peripherals like a true gangster is pure gold

>>1724267
those... are.. some. pretty fuckin CUTE FOXES!

>>1707413
sauce on song

>>1708552
Niggers, niggers everywhere

>>1728501
so fluffy

>>1727840
No it's a fucking racoon. It has the markings and everything you raging fucking retard.

>>1726390
What the fuck

>>1723607
This actually gave me a feel

>>1707454
>oof

>>1727232

apparently my obese beagle my parents had went out and had a baby bunny in her mouth and swallowed it whole when my parents tried to get it out

>>1729523
that is equal parts horrible and hilarious

>>1729305
why does he have the JUST eyes

>>1728279
Denzel Curry - Ultimate

>>1707413
Name of song.

>>1708552
make that nigga pay RENT

>>1707454
doesn't that "oof" sounds means "we're cool dude" in human language

>>1728501
I-I wish I was the dog...

>>1726575
14 year old at private school detected

>>1726743
>handegg
Oh shit, okay, so you're one of those. That explains your retarded commentary.

>>1728501
big fluffy doggos who don't believe in the concept of "too big for cuddles" are Patrician-tier

>>1730274
>retarded commentary
>spotted the assblated jock

>>1730289
I know these are actual dogs and shit, but something about this webm seems super fucking furry

>>1707413
those dogs look pretty inbread

>>1728501
W H I T E
H
I
T
E

>>1727909
he holds the note deliberately. musical dog

>>1728503
puppylove.webm

>>1731141
TRAITOR

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>>1730196
Best version

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>>1728501
>>1730243
>ywn be a big fluffy doggo who gets kisses and belly rubs from a qt

>>1730243
>>1732228
furries outto

>>1707454
This doggo is the oofest

>>1728501
I bet she wanks it off

>>1729523
My dog gnawed on a nest of baby bunnies. They weren't in pieces or anything, just gnawed on a bit, kinda like a chew toy. Ended up calling a wildlife rescue place, and all but one of the bunnies made it.

>>1730324
Jesus fuck that's gross. You could at least put a fucking warning up.

>>1724000
this, chinks are worse than niggers and jews combined

>>1735286
whoa the edge

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:^(

>>1728501
What type of dog is that

>>1730289
Border Collies are smart dogs. You can tell by the look in their eyes that they're working shit out.

>>1730324
Well trained obedient dog.
Most people are too stupid to train a dog this well.

>>1726575
off yourself pls

>>1738205
So why is the doggo doing that? Is that its idea of trying to cover the smell of fish? You know, like how they try to cover the stink of their shit after taking a poop.

>>1738226

malamute

>>1738336
He's trying to save the fish.

>>1728501
God i wish that were me.

>>1738408
Don't think so.

>>1729523
I think we know why he's obese.

>>1738336
>us 06/14/17(Wed)23:18:59 No.1738081▶
> >>1735
trying to bury this fish

>>1738226
>>1738376
It's a Samoyed. Malamutes are on the wrong side of the pacific.

>>1739384
>dog jizz all over the floor

>>1729305
these disgusting pieces of shit aren't cute or funny. It should be legal to gun down these garbage creatures.

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>>1739384

>>1732151
this is great. i cant believe no ones said anything yet.

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OC for my boys

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>>1707430
We killed god when we bred pugs to become the dysfunctional suffering abominations they've become.

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>>1739419
rude

>>1739419
Look out, you might cut somebody with all that edge

>>1727909
Greatest ever.

>>1732151
Best version

>>1739151
Dogs dig with their paws not their nose.

>>1738714
You guys that think dogs/whales/dolphins have the intelligence of a house fly are retarded. They're not as smart as humans by any means but they're a lot smarter than you realize. A lot of them have the intelligence of very small children, around say ages 3-5 depending on them.

>>1739419
>muh violent dog breed!!!
>preaches violence
Every time

>>1739891
Dogw bury stuff with their snout, tho

>>1739660
That's not a smile in the last few frames.

>>1739419
He's right though, it's not a matter of if, but when they attack.

>>1726390
there are no words for what I have had to witness

Anybody else recently start burffering to hell on webms.

>>1738259
I wouldn't go as far as stupid, I would call them lazy or too busy.

>>1740880
>That'll teach ya

My sides...

>>1726575
Spotted the chink. Leave doggos alone you subhuman scum

>>1728501
Fucking whore. Women are shit.

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Dumping best dog.

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>>1742509

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>>1742511

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>>1742513

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>>1742516

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>>1742519

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>>1742520

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>>1742521

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>>1742524

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>>1742526
comfy winter

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>>1742528

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>>1742529

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>>1742531

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>>1742533
>tfw you will never be as happy as this dog

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>>1742534
bonus news dog

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>>1742535

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>>1742541

>>1728503
>When your first gf taught you to kiss

>>1731141
>OH SHIT! uh, uh, act cool!
M...meow?

>>1726575
>rugby
>America
wat

>>1726457
Your dog sucked a pillow's dick?

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>>1729523

Reminds me of the time when my girlfriend's kitten fell into my neighbor's koi pond and a rather large fish swam up and swallowed it.

Cue my GF reaching down the fish's throat with her bare hands to retrieve the half-digested kitten. It was okay and lived for another 6 years.

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(song is something by pearl jam)

>>1742670
Look at this evil killing machine

>>1742670
Handles bathing better than our cairn terrier.

>>1727901
Holy fuck this is hilarious

>>1742509
Thank you for the golden doge dump

>>1742718
>cairn terrier
Do you kick it over?

>>1708545
there's something strange about that horse

>>1742663
What happened to the fish?

>>1742528
>>1742529
>>1742531
>>1742533
>>1742534
wtf? cute! CUTE!
got me some positive mood now

>>1708545
wow, chloe grace moretz looks like this?

birbs > doggos

>>1743111
Then why is >>1708545 trying to switch sides?

>>1707413
Ending Vine was probably the best thing to ever happen on the internet

>>1731141
lol, falseflagging the neighborhood dogs being too loud

>>1742670
>"I didn't ask for this"

>>1726390
LOL

>>1742670
>>1742672
Really, those eyes look like they're sizing up a piece of meat its anxious to tear into.

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>>1732151

>>1742663

Jesus Christ

>>1742663
Not that okay if it barely made it past 6 years old.

>>1739380
>Samoyed
>Malamute
>wrong side of the Pacific
how retarded are you

did you not pass a basic geography course in grade school, holy shit

>>1742509
even their dogs have slanted eyes

>>1730324
that's an insane amount of food

>>1712804
first clip is a vietnamese dude, which reminds me of how my parents disciplined me. except with a belt and sometimes for no reason

>>1743552
Well gee I'm sorry fucking gook faggot. You should get revenge on your parents by killing them and then yourself. A few less gooks to worry about.

>>1743559
uhhh bro

>>1728501
Imagine a porn

>>1739384
Dogs are incredible

>>1743152
this

>>1726575
Americans don't play rugby you fucking mong

>>1739419
Keep calm, Muhammad

>>1743901
how did you know my name?

are you a wizard?

>>1743872
My dad did.

>>1742509
Anyone got sauce on this music??

>>1726390
dying.

>>1726482
someone please

>>1708545
I'm pretty sure your ____ has/is ____

>>1726390
kek

>>1739639
>There he goes making that STUPID FUCKING FACE again.

>>1729305
JUST

>>1735286
No they aren't. Imagine jews, and niggers combined.

>>1740073
That's the only way to get rid of them. Your argument would be valid if dogs could be reasonable.

>>1744187
And they are... Pitbulls are actually very trainable and loving dogs. They aim and look to please. The problem is that they have a square jaw and assholes who looked to make $$ off of dogfighting bred them and conditioned dogs to fight and shit. You can't bring a dog from that condition into a family...

>>1744195
>Pitbulls are actually very trainable and loving dogs.
That doesn't make them reasonable. You can't hold a conversation with a pitbull, and you certainly can't convince him to be less aggressive by argumentation.

>They aim and look to please.
They are also characterized for being extremely violent. They are responsible for more mauling and deaths than any other dog breed.

>The problem is that they have a square jaw and assholes who looked to make $$ off of dogfighting bred them and conditioned dogs to fight and shit.
You just proved my point. The original English bull-baiting dog, the breed they are descended from, was bred to bite and hold bulls and other large animals. Once they were outlawed, their owners turned to fighting each other's dogs.

How does it feel to own a dog who literal purpose is to maul?

>>1744203
Feels better than having a child who argues on 4chan

>>1744222
Not an argument. At least I'm not some faggot who defends a stupid dog on a Vietnamese rice-farming forum

>>1707413
sauce on dog

>>1742509
Damn. Those dogs are always lit.

>>1744076
Did a brief research, wish I knew more Japanese groups, some have a legit good music that Western can enjoy, definitely fresher and better than our current mainstream garbage. First time I hear of this group but their music is the shit, no wonder they look like they are some great hit makers in Japan, they're named Ketsumeishi ケツメイシ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnOpiwfu9a0

Their YT compilation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV7usfiEbms&list=PL88jBXj69KkaGvtOqckbeIacXsFWEJaB-

Channel with similar good music, check out its related / associated channels too.
https://www.youtube.com/user/highnote0000?gl=GB

Also Jiroppe's channel, the Shiba Inu:
https://www.youtube.com/user/jiroppe2005/videos
His owner has a very good taste in music, I don't know if the dog is still alive but those videos are full of feels and amazing nature recorded through seasons.

>>1723607
is he died

>>1729464
is this one of david lynchs early films?

>>1739633
this is one cute doggo

>>1732228

> "Never Obsolete"

My feels are never obsolete. I carry them on my back.

>>1742534
Please stop these are all shit

>>1739384
SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

>>1730196
Initial D.

>>1742535
7-11 has a bank?

>>1744922
yeah you gotta wait till shes not watching. thats the key to this strategy

>>1739891
dolphins are incredibly intelligent and capable of self recognition.I think some dogs might be but it's rare if any

>>1739081
I like how the adult dog goes for the ball when the puppy is done with it.

>>1742509
This racist dog making fun of its owner's eyes.

>>1742524
This owner sounds like he'll be devastated when the time comes.

>>1742621
Kek

>>1732151
would make a good ytmnd loop with full song

>>1741096
>>1738259
It's not hard.

You just gotta be persistent.

It's easy as fuck with intelligent dogs like shibes and border collies and shit.

>>1742663

How did the neighbor react?

>>1735104
If you were that white I'd wank you off.

>>1745052
I have doge being cooked from liveleaks if you prefer :3c

>>1742663
kek no way this is real

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småll doggos. (me first webm)

>>1745952
Absolutely blyatiful

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>>1742663

>reaching down the fish's throat with her bare hands to retrieve the half-digested kitten

>>1726875
ok this is two weeks later but you know that teaching a four legged creature to walk on two legs generally involves hanging it right?
Its not like the dog is like "oh I better hop on two foots or massa gon whip me"

>>1708545
"original comment"

>>1708552
Nigga that shit aint right.

>>1726390
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>1744203
>How does it feel to own a dog who literal purpose is to maul?

pretty good tbqh

>>1726390
my boss just saw me looking at this; am I fucked?

>>1726390
Livin' the dream

>>1740880
>the risk I took was calculated, but damn am I bad at math.

>>1729468
sauce?

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>>1747085
Same doggo.

>>1742267
that's why women must love you to bits

>>1743936
>my dad
Ah, daddy issues. Right.

>>1743212
If somebody dressed you up like that and started spraying you with water wouldn't you?

>>1745952
Misä päin nää pennut on saatavilla?

>>1730196
Raiders of the Lost Bark

>>1726492
i wasn't trying to be an animal safety preacher, i just heard somewhere it happened. sry for pissing on the bonfire

>>1723607
huskies are so pretty
I wish I could own one but they're just too high maintenance

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>>1740530
Shhhhh, let people have nice things in the nice thread.

>>1742535
>>1742541
>>1742544
Finally, a news station I can trust.

>>1708552
Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men?

>>1730196
Needs the Pirates of the Caribbean song.

>>1730289
Needs the audio. The trainer asks "Who's your buddy?" and the dog hugs his buddy.

>>1742519
The wet dog zoomies is the best.

>>1742524
God I fucking love when people have fun with their dogs. Not just sit back and watch them run around but actually go on exciting little adventures with them.

>>1747085
Danger Five

>>1742670
>You're lucky this water feels good, otherwise I'd be kicking your ass.

>>1726519
the glass is showing the shiba standing there but also reflecting the side of the staircase that the poor doggo is rolling down

>>1749163
10/10 filename

>>1749163
I had a dachshund that did this, weird as fuck.

>>1723607
>>1744948
I HAD TO GOOGLE THIS TO MAKE SURE THE PUPPER WAS OK

HE IS.

>>1743111
Well everyone can have their own opinions about pet ownership. It really just depends on the person.

Still, you are wrong.

>>1728501
You just know she can take the knot.

>>1749183
The happiest man alive

>>1739419
You must be one of those retards that think the dog's breed determines their behaviour.

It's how the owner raises them you bloody sod.

>>1726390
Fucking kek! Just imagine having guests over and your Chihuahua decides to sucks it's own dick in front of everyone.

>>1727909
i rarely visit /wsg/, but when i do i always look for this webm

>>1749163
>filename
s2 when

>>1742663
that's a huge as koi

>>1749893

Dog breed absolutely determines behavior, that's why certain breeds are better for certain jobs than others.

>>1749893
While training is a major factor in behavior you can't deny that having a dog whose breed has been selectively breed specifically for aggresivity and bite strength for several decades is a liability

>>1749651

Cringe. Fuck off back to plebbit faggot nigger.

>>1723601
holy shit my sides

>>1723607
What's the song the piano plays?

>>1751753
Really, nigga?

>>1723607
smash mouth - all star

>>1726539
underrated

>>1749168
this
call the x files

>>1739419
wew lads, 6 (you)s?
summer sure is here

>>1752017
Poor autistic doggo

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>>1726390
>>1726482
heres my spook

>>1751753
get shazam,
song is imagine by john lemmon

>>1752017
So is there something actually wrong with him mentally or are there ants biting him that we just can see?

>>1723607
ghost doge on the right just lets it happen

>>1738336
They don't want to cover their shit, they want to spread it for everyone to smell

>>1729464
I'm so fucking sick and tired of this bullshit. My ex girlfriend used to watch this video every damn day after she saw it. 2 more months in and I couldn't stand it anymore. I beat the fucking shit out of that bitch so close to death it took me all I had to hold it back. Fuck this video.

>>1752355
You should probably kill yourself. You'll never be any good to anyone if you can get this worked up over a youtube video.

>>1750649
>>1750576
I meant their breed exclusively. True, various breeds are built for different jobs such as farming or hunting which is where their instincts lie. You cannot deny that the way the owner treats them and/or raises them will also play a part in determining how the dog will behave in the future.

>>1742528
>>1742529
I really want song sauce. Searched via soundhound but it just gives me a different song.

>>1752536
found it!
"Surf tengoku,Ski tengoku" by Yumi Matsutoya (サーフ天国、スキー天国 by 松任谷由実)

>>1752564
Best Nippon Mp3!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKNDcfUdzIE

>>1752328
I think mentally. That doesn't look like ants.

>>1738205

shit feels

>>1728501
I bet she fucks with this dog, fucking whore cunt dog fucker

>>1745231
7-11 is a completely different company in Japan; not surprising, considering that you can also get your packages sent there and pay your utility bills in cash.

>>1707454
why the fuck is this funny jaja

>>1727901
fuck me dead my sides

>>1752328
multiple doggo disorder

>>1749163
that's awesome. i didn't know dogs knew how to hipcheck

>>1738226
Fluffymarian Doggocuddlerino

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>>1752536
kino version here made back when doge webms were also created
when i first looked at these vids i also wanted to get that song, usually those are posted among the video comments

>>1744922

>that mischievous bite atempt

my sides

>>1743162
thats really funny

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>>1744175

>>1745580
why would you say that?
we don't talk about things like that
never talk about that again

>>1749163
the other one has no counter for this kind of attack
hes defenseless

>>1727909
this is one of very few webm's ever to make me feel actually happy. thank you

>>1724267
>>1728276
Is a feminine Doggo, anon

>>1731141
>FSA_Chemical_attack.webm

>>1752355

Or you could have sat down with the lass and have a neat little chat like adults about her obsessing over a dog vid.

Get the hint, get a dog fag.

>>1749183
I used to mix-breed Fox Terriers and Jack Russels, and I know exactly what this man feels; it's an indescribable feeling that always brightened my day. After three litters, I decided to neuter the both of them. I wish I had kept a puppy from the third litter.