birb thread

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>>1703297
it's fucked up they can recognize a cartoon illustration as a face

>>1703279
Just how many bird threads does there need to be at one time?

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>>1703323
this is a birb thread

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>>1703323
as many as it takes to push all the ylyl and ygyl threads into the archive

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I am officially out of birbs.

I hope this thread brings you all joy.

>>1703331
For what reason is bird threads better than those? How is having four bird threads better than having the bread and butter that is gif? They flood here because mods delete them on gif, but oh wait. I see now. If you've seen it damned to those that have not and you autistically scream as you try to get rid of what's typical. You don't respect board culture I guess. Not considerate to those of whom only come to the board every so often to see the trademark threads. It's a butthurt autismal trend.

From now on birds sound like autistic shrieking to me.

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>>1703391
And to your left, you can see an autistic kid screeching in its natural habitat

>>1703427

mother of god

>>1703427
That's a massive cock.

>>1703427
WELL I SAY I SAY

>>1703299
>internet explorer
no wonder he's a birb abuser

>>1703457
A real life FOghorn Leghorn, I'll be...

>>1703391
I wouldn't mind all the bird threads if there was at least new videos on them. But it's always the same ones, every single thread.

>>1703291
shave and a hair cut

TWWWWWWO BIIIIIIIITS

>>1703308
literal shitposting in real life

>>1703338
i was expecting the hawk to peck the other birb but no, he does not even care enough to respond to the small bird's offense

>>1703288
sorry about your dog man :(

>>1703336
In my next life i wish to be a bird.

every webm in this thread
>fukken saved

>>1703299
No one knows you are a bunch of birbs on a keyboard.

>>1703505
As funny as that reply is, I'm going to explain that he's teaching the birds about being handled.

>>1703328
FOOKIN' LEGEND

This thread is better than most YLYL threads.

>>1703283
imagine being in bed at a friend's house and this happens

you wouldn't even see the bird walk in cause its so low

the laughing would just start and get closer and closer

>>1703299
>4chan community

>>1703760
I salute your advanced bird knowledge. They just didn't look like they were having very much fun.

>>1703288
im sorry about your dog anon

>>1703321
what are the birbs trying to say?

>>1703950
Yeah, you gotta handle them young so they know it's okay. It'll make them tons easier later in life.

>>1703427
NOW SON, I SAY SON, ARE YOU LISTENIN' TO ME BOY?

>>1704005
Fucking, yes.

Now, I want to watch this show again.

>>1703348
<3

>>1703361
Why does it look like the happiest thing on earth. Fuck I want to be this happy
I hate my life

>>1703294
Do you know what is this called?
That thing they do with their heads

>>1703338
Uh, isn't that dangerous? what the little bird is doing? omg

>>1703853
Damn son...

>>1704367
>>1703853
I wasn't prepared to feel these feels...

>>1703303
truly man is a featherless biped

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there are no birbs where I come from
the things that fly are like shadows

>>1703292
Birds are good at banter.

>>1703324
Hey that's pretty cool.

>>1703328
"did you bash up the dog?"
"fucking legend"

kek

>>1703366
haven't been swooped by one of these cunts since i was kid.

>>1704233
Optical Image Stabilisation
Head Bob: Disabled

>>1703974
It sounds like they're saying various chopped up versions of "Whats your favorite food?" and "Coot coot" which I suppose is similar to "kiss kiss."

>>1703338
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Needs more corvids

>>1703308
based remi

Anyone have that webm of turkeys circling a cat roadkill to the tune of Swans' Lunacy?

Desperately needs a webm

https://youtu.be/CEQuDyuQFKE

>>1703303
we wuz dinos

>>1704174
Because his life is simple

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Dump 1/?

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>>1707347
2/?

Can I just say, I fucking love birbs. They are easily the patrician's choice of pet.

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>>1707352
3/?

Too many duplicates, I've had to skip like 10 ;_; I just wanted to ´bute.

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>>1707356
4/?

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>>1707359
5/?

>>1703290
>pelicam

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>>1707363

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>>1707366
7/?

CUWEEEE

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>>1707369
8/?

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>>1707372

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>>1707375
10/?

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>>1707380
11/?

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>>1707383
12/?

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>>1707386
13/?

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>>1707389
14/?

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>>1707393
15/?

One of my favs.
Only a few left, boys

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>>1707399
16/?

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>>1707400
17/?

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>>1707406
18/19 (Hopefully)

>>1707359
Anybody got this without the death metal in it?

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>>1707410
19/19

Thanks for the run, guys. Hope somebody enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed posting 'em.

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>>1707414

>>1707421
Grassy ass, amigo.

>>1707436
Prey go, Holmes brie

>>1703284
infant mind discovers acoustics

>>1707416
Definitely. Thanks anon

>>1707380
She looks exactly like what I imagine /an/-chan looks like

>>1703369
i had a sun conure and he loved tits

>>1707276
song source?

>>1707276
OH! So this is where that bobbing parrot gif meme comes from.
Also, is he fucking this mans neck?

>>1707494
I just watched the documentary, it isn't quite fucking him but it's doing a sort of mating ritual to his head.

>>1707383
>On our way to fuck your bitch.

>>1703303
>denimchicken.webm

>>1703305
Actually I'm a bird whisperer and that bird is saying "that is one fucked up tangerine, why the fuck would you draw this garbage on here, what the fuck, am I just a fucking joke to you?"

>>1703348
is there more of this birb?

>>1703324
When you let r2d2 out

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>>1703302

>>1707363
In world of warcraft, nobody knows you're a birb

>>1703321
Animal Crossing

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>>1703284

i liek birbs

>>1707486

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

>>1703283
>"being in bed at a friend's house"
time to grow up or stop being fag

>>1707352
But they make a huge mess and shit all over.

>>1703365

Anyone know what song this is?

>>1708451

Never mind, found it

Young-Holt Unlimited - Soulful Strut

>>1708270
Sorry about your insecurity, kid. You'll adjust one day.

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Does anyone have the clip of the penguin jumping out of the water and the lady throwing it back in?
I don't know if I saw it on 4chan or youtube

ni

>>1707282
IM A FOOKIN LEGEND

>>1703317

4chan in general...the guy who was here ahead of you has shit on everything you enjoy

I used to not like birbs at all. I always disliked them for some reason but these threads have changed my perspective on them. I want nothing more than to have a birb pet one day now. I'm hesitant to do it though. I'm afraid I won't be sufficient enough of an owner. Perhaps one day in the future I'll be lucky enough to call myself a teacher of birbs. These gifs and webms will have to do until then.

>>1708270
you don't have any friends do you?

>>1708209
This is gold

>>1707399
Dats a cockatiel, not parakeet.

>>1703352
You know it's time to wake up when these noisy fuckers are calling.

birds have perfect comic timing

>>1703974
"Lemme smash."

>>1704365
Usually they act like that when something gets within sight range of where they keep their nest.

>>1703299

so many tweets

>>1706961

I recently learned bluejays are corvids

Now when I watch them hop around in my yard it kinda makes sense

>>1709311
And I just learned this now

Oh wow it does make perfect sense

>>1703305
What the fuck is happening to this penguin

>>1707416
These made me smile. Even Eric

>>1707282
alpha as fuck

>>1704696
Havent seen this edit yet, beautiful

>>1704770
We need a birb thread but for bats

>>1703313
That's a qt

>>1709650
>>1704770
>implying bats aren't birbs

>>1709713
Bats are mammals.

>>1703427
The final boss of the barn

>>1703340
pls stop treading

>>1703869
Ok seriously. The dumb jokes constantly being repeated is one thing but this isn't even a joke. Why the fuck do people (or maybe it's just you every time) repeat it every thread.

>>1703288
sorry bout your dog dude.

>>1709480
tickles! :3

>>1703288
this webm killed my dog

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>>1703323
Infinite, anon. Infinite.

>>1704365
Corvids just don't give a fuck. They do a thing called tail pulling just for giggles.

>>1707416
>your favorite song comes on and you don't know the words yet

>>1707283
>Birbstein is at it again

>>1704365
It's a magpie defending it's nest. Magpies are useless assholes so the hawk ignores it

>>1703324
He's even the right color.

Now, I like these threads as much as the next guy, but you have to admit that 98% of the material has been recycled for months now.

I love birb threads, they bring me happiness and a genuine chuckle. I love these little bastards

>>1708270

Time to get a friend BibleThump

>>1703427
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS

>>1703853
>and now his voice is gone

just fuck my shit up

>>1710862
This really isn't funny. Birds do this because of ear mites. Leaving them untreated can cause them to go deaf and up with balance problems bad enough that they can't orient themselves properly while flying or sometimes even just standing up, if it's bad enough. Making a pet in distress into some kind of joke means people might not get it treated. Please be considerate.

>>1710866
They also do it for no fucking reason at all.

>>1709648
its the only one that has been posted on this site for the last 4 years
how on earth is this new to you

>>1703328
literally /ourguy/

>>1707676
Brilliant

>>1703317
>poot n scoot

>>1703365
What kind of bird is this

>>1703352
fuck thats the bird from George of the jungle

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>>1707641
arr too birb too

>>1707363
BIRB GAMER GO HOME

>>1703778
Haven't felt these feels in a long time...

>>1708209

Every fucking time. So good.

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>>1703313

>>1703369
thanks brother

>>1708480
just like a dog

>>1703355
what are these? They look familiar

>>1711705
They're birds, anon.

>>1703350
I had a pretty messed up day. This makes it so much better.

>>1703299
>Not having the file saved as "Twitter"

>>1711917
>Not "On the internet no one knows you are a handful of finches"

>>1708480
this webm was quite horrible before i realized the birb wasn't biting his tongue.

>>1703336

Where was this shot?

>>1711705
They're serial killers

>>1711604
l-lewd!

>>1709756
KEK, next thing you say they don't lay eggs.

>>1710862
Metal dubbing is the shittiest form of humor.

>>1703302
fuck i lost

>>1703853
I was feeling so good too after all the funny vids, goddamn it anon

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>>1703321

>>1710866
>Birds do this because of ear mites
>Please be considerate.
And we're supposed to know this fucking how?

>>1703309
HAHAHA ISIS! XD

>>1703328
FUCKIN LEGEND

>>1708646
fuck waking up that early, nigga

>>1703853
fuck

>>1703715
If you're serious, you should look into paragliding. It's as close to bird-like flight as it gets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnZ34RsPtL4

>>1710831
MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR

>>1703778
birbs you fool

>>1707347
I take both

>>1703303
behold a man

>>1712234
kek

>>1708612
same here bud.

>>1703281
absolutely awwwwwwww

>>1703355
IS IT FOOD

NO

BUT IT MIGHT HAVE FOOD INSIDE

>>1703352
Oh shit that sound didn't come from monkeys?

Why did I ever thought it came from monkeys, there's no monkeys in Australia!

(I'm not Australian btw)

>>1703715
I would treat you good if you were a bird anon.

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>>1703279

>>1703348
Fuckin' weeb

>>1703291
fucking lost it

>>1703352
When you nut but she keeps sucking.

>>1703369
Thank you

>>1703311
Oh man that was seriously the best laugh I had on 4chan all year
Thanks so much : )

>>1703313

What the fuck is that

>>1714551
A Shoebill, a huge bird related to storks.

The other creature is a female human, you may have heard of them.

>>1708270
Someone was never invited to hang out growing up...or in college...

>>1703279
I'm sure people ask this every time but I can't remember or find the answer, where's that song from again? I know it's an old game.

>>1706785
*chink*

>>1714633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EcgruWlXnQ

>>1714671
Thank you.

>>1703286
reminds me of the parakeet we used to have

he would hear he sirens going off in the distance and imitate them

>>1703313
Is this where J.K. got the idea for Buckbeak to receive a bow when approached?

>>1707283
Song?

>>1713575
>Kermit the birb

>>1703355
One of these kinds of birds was in my front yard once. I had never seen a bird like it before. What kind of bird is this? This was in Vegas.

>>1714724
>>1711705
Found it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chukar_partridge

>>1703427
This is some fag in a fur (i guess feather) suit, isn't it?

>>1709713
>>1709756
aren't they bugs?

>>1714747
don't be stupid

>>1714485
reading that while listening to those noises made me laugh pretty hard

>>1710866
Fuck off /an/ no one wants your autism here

>>1713039
>aus/pol/.webm

>>1703427
Just imagine all the destroyed hens laying on the floor of that coop.

>>1714736
Breed of chicken called Brahma.

>>1711569
>>1708480
Kookaburras don't like to share.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HX5IlscnRA

>>1703427
Is that Ultra-Mega Chicken?

>>1707347
That's a really pretty bird, and a really cute girl

>>1709756
According to the bible they're birds

>>1703292
>communisminanutshell.webm

>>1710866
But by perpetuating the joke and accompanying it with a useful blurb like this you can raise awareness of the issue, as you just did.

>>1716613
Birb?
I mean, what birb is this? Couldn't find it on my own and I really need to know

>>1717518
Shoebill.

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>>1717518
what birb is this?

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> Dinosaurs are extinct
Bullshit, they just went down under.

>>1703299
>ALWAYS
>BE
>BEEPING

>>1717856

Add that call as an audio transmission in a sci fi horror game...total "What the fuck was that?!" moment for gamers

>>1703291
kek

>>1703306
classic

>>1703311
the best thing about this is that it's two male birds

>>1714213
yep, it's easy to set them off too, you can literally just laugh near them and they'll do it right back

>>1703366
ahh the perils of bike riding in Australia

>>1707268
He's lucky to still be in one piece, those cunts are actually dinosaurs

>>1707494
pretty much, Kakapo's need to build up their numbers so they're fucking everything that moves

>>1707352
they can also be the highest maintenance pets out there depending on what species

>>1707369
so many Australian birbs on here, we definitely have the coolest birbs

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>>1717518
See >>1717755 >>1714607 >>1717757

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>>1707359
Esta es mi versión negros!!!!

>>1707676
You just won an internet.

>>1718071
Estoy no es hispa, negro

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>>1718071

>>1707386
song source?

>>1703288
your dog deserved it

>>1707268
this isnt a war thread

>>1716225
SHHH NO ONLY LEGEND

>>1718511
Borb

>>1713635
WITH A FEELING SO PURE

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>>1718511
Butthurt

>>1707389
I have the same socks

>>1718550
Blerb

>>1703348

>"Yes hello? This is Ono, from Gifu prefecture."
>"..."
>"What's wrong?"
>GAL: "Look birb, that was a tad too quick, you have to wait for the phone to ring and then go with the Ono line. Got it"
>"Yeah I got itttt!"
>GAL: "Really?"
>"Yeah I got itttt!"

holy shit this was amazing

>>1718607
Song?. Some classic but never heard the name of the song.

>>1718754
ordinarily i'd bitch you out for not just googling the lyrics but the song is such a true classic i decided not to

it's september by earth wind and fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>>1716225
NO SHH
HE IS LEGEND

>>1718754
How could you not know which song that is?
>must be 18+ to post here

>>1707383
holy shit kek

>>1714736
Nope there are big chickens. Look it up it's neat that no one has ever talked about these fuckers.

>>1718063
I apologize, it was a late night browsing fr phone and I didn't think about it
Thanks

>>1719077
are they tasty?

>>1707393
>guy in apartment above you lowers a net, blocking them in
Free birbs 4 life

>>1707282
>AH
>EH!
always gets me.

>>1703427
BORB

>>1703950
They're young finches. Those fuckers are always screaming for food. The sign that they're screaming at human hands for food is a sure sign they're actually really comfortable

>>1703306
wtf

>>1703427
BORB

>>1708270
What?
You not have friends or something?

I'm in my mid 30s. I have 2 guest bedrooms in my house. Friends crash here on weekends after coming shooting and gaming then drinking all the damn time. I have someone sleeping off a hangover in one of the guest rooms at least every other weekend.

Bonus: I have tvs in both on my chromecast network. If it's one of my good friends, I loke to creep them the fuck out by casting creepy shit to the tv in the middle of the night. Or playing obnoxious music videos early in the morning.

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>>1707352
Hey man, I love birbs too, but Doggos are the most superior pet. We literally coevolved together. Doggos are clever, loyal, and a friend for life.
>intelligent
>trainable
>very obviously love you with 100% devotion
>physically affectionate
All while being brilliantly utilitarian as well
>deter intruders
>will literally sacrifice themselves to protect you
>great hunting buddies

Like I said, birbs are great, but dogs and humans have a perfect symbiosis.

>>1720467
>posting about doggos on a birb thread
I have nothing against doggos, but this is a birb thread man

>>1703336
How big is this bird if a camera man can ride it?

>>1707283
Cock-a-doodle-jew

>>1714551
Best friend